Tableau 1 - Dump général THE TIMES Film * News * Opinion * Business * Money * Sport * Life * Arts * Puzzles * Papers * Irish news * List View * Site Map * RSS Feeds * Welcome to your preview of The Times Subscribe now Olivia Williams: ‘I didn’t like being a young actor. Now I know the score’ * Article * Watch a trailer for Maps to the Stars * Slideshow Olivia Williams David Bebber / The Times * * Print Share via * Facebook * Twitter * Google+ Kevin Maher Last updated at 12:01AM, September 25 2014 The British actress’s new film Maps to the Stars is a searing satire on the vitriol and vanity of Hollywood. Guess what, she says, it’s all completely true The most shocking thing about the scabrous new Hollywood satire Maps to the Stars is its portrait of the Tinseltown elite as a vile bestiary of drugged-up, back-stabbing, sexually deviant and morally bankrupt sociopaths. The thing is, says one of the film’s stars, Olivia Williams, it’s all true. “Yes, this film is grotesque, and staggering, and highly offensive in places,” says the 46-year-old actress, who cut her teeth on blockbuster fare such as The Sixth Sense and The Postman, “but nothing happens in it that I haven’t heard of personally from people I know. It’s seeing it acted out that’s [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login Maps to the stars - Official Trailer Trailer of David Cronenberg’s Hollywood satire Maps to the Stars 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 1/4 Prev Next Olivia Williams 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 David Bebber / The Times * Olivia Williams 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 David Bebber / The Times * The cast of Maps to the Stars 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 Maarten de Boer / Getty Images * With Pierce Brosnan in Roman Polanski’s The Ghost 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 Allstar * Williams in Manhattan 2014-09-25 00:01:00.0 More from Film David Bowie and Iman Published at 10:39AM, January 16 2016 ‘He’s David Jones to me’ Alan Rickman’s last role Published at 12:01AM, January 16 2016 The late Alan Rickman has left us with one parting gift that couldn’t be more timely if it tried Room Published at 12:07AM, January 15 2016 Actress Brie Larson deserves an Oscar for role in strangely uplifting tear-jerker inspired by a real-life psychopath Creed Published at 12:05AM, January 15 2016 Clever reboot of the Rocky franchise with a younger hero. 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Jeremy Black * * Print Share via * Facebook * Twitter * Google+ Last updated at 12:01AM, October 18 2014 On the 300th anniversary of the dynasty, it’s sobering to realise they were more ambitious and confident than we are We think we know the Georgians so well: an era that revolved around stately homes, Hogarthian satire and, above all, Jane Austen’s world of county families and lovers’ quarrels. Few other periods in our history have been so completely taken over by the heritage industry. But, with the 300th anniversary of the coronation of George I on Monday, it is sobering to realise that the Georgians put Britain on the map in a way that no other era has managed. They did it with a boundless ambition and confidence in the future that, for all our technological superiority today, we [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login More from Columnists Beta male: a brush with the opposition Published 1 minute ago ‘I spent a night with Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott. But, no, I didn’t get a selfie’ Giles Coren reviews Sartoria, London W1 Published at 6:21PM, January 16 2016 ‘Why was everyone on the phone? Of 40 diners, 33 were tapping away. I was so angry, I got up to glare’ Spinal column: competitive complaining Published at 1:26PM, January 16 2016 ‘Listen, I know you’ve got problems,’ said my husband. ‘But my foot is agony’ Why Chris Gayle got it wrong Published at 1:15PM, January 16 2016 ‘I’m sorry – but I want you to imagine David Cameron being complimented on his genitalia’ Sponsored Editorial Insight New year - new view As thoughts turn to fresh starts and healthier living, put some focus on your eyes in 2016 Morne Morkel Number one test Guide to England in South Africa With analysis from chief cricket correspondent Mike Atherton In The Heart Of The Sea In The Heart Of The Sea Discover the true story of Moby Dick Take a voyage back to the 1820s as The Times celebrates Ron Howard’s new movie Apprentice The future of engineering Take the fear factor out of innovation How cultural resistance to change must be overcome if companies want to move ahead Cyber security Cyber Security Don’t kiss goodbye to online safety How to educate employees about protecting their data from hackers Tech entrepreneurs Kano are playing to win The Challengers Tech nation are playing to win The UK’s digital entrepreneurs are powering ahead Philips Airfryer A healthier diet starts here Free 32-recipe Airfryer cookbook - to make indulging in our favourite foods a guilt-free pleasure Ready Business Mentor Revealing the five entrepreneurs to be guided by business guru Sophie Cornish National Business Awards National Business Awards Showcasing achievement Rewarding success through innovation from entreprenuers to SMEs and FTSE100 Business City Guide City Business Getting started Thinking of setting up a business abroad? 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I wanted to see if Reggie, the depressed desserts executive who fakes his own death, still had as much to say to me now that I’m (how did this happen) his age, 46. I wanted to check the catchphrases — “I didn’t get where I am today . . .” “cock-up on the catering front” — still illuminated David Nobbs’ semi-awful yet sympathetic characters in the way they did when I first read and re-read this, aged 12. I wanted to see if Nobbs’ satire still retained the cynical charge that made me first realise the adult world had several screws lose. Well, 285 pages later, I was still dipping, still laughing, still seeing the world in slightly brighter colours. Though it’s best known for the sitcom it became, and though it is heavy in Nobbs’ distinctively pithy dialogue, it has a darkness and a scope that the television version never equalled. And it is deliciously double-edged. What does this rebel without a clue do with his new life? He edges back, incognito, into his old life. “We can never escape our destiny, he realised, because whatever happens to us becomes our destiny. It had all been a terrible mistake.” In one or two respects it’s stuck in the mid-1970s: it’s a book about a man’s world, with underwritten female characters. In every other, this is a mordant suburban fable about the tenacious absurdity of modern life. The harder we try to wriggle free from it, the tighter it holds us in its grip. Hearing Is Believing Charles Dickens 1. 2014-10-25 00:01:00.0 2014-10-25 00:01:00.0 2014-10-25 00:01:00.0 2. 2015-01-31 00:01:00.0 2015-01-31 00:01:00.0 2015-01-31 00:01:00.0 Read the full story Roger Boyes: Goldfinger by Ian Fleming (1959) Roger Boyes first encountered the thriller as a racy read at boarding school and it remains a cracking story Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë (1847) Brontë’s masterpiece, Wuthering Heights, has such wild passion that one reading will haunt you Tim Montgomerie: Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman (1985) We aren’t primarily ruled by politicians or the military. We’re ruled by technology. That was what this book taught... Philip Collins: On Liberty by John Stuart Mill (1859) This book is the last word on political thought. At 15, it inoculated me against socialism for ever Fay Schlesinger: Le Père Goriot by Honoré de Balzac (1835) In ageing Britain, where we need emergency helplines for the elderly and unloved, Balzac strikes a chord Sathnam Sanghera: The Old Wives’ Tale by Arnold Bennett (1908) Modern-day CGI studios would struggle to do as good as job as Bennett in conveying the effect of time on place... 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I have winced and flinched through gross-out comedies and chewed my fingers to tartare in torture-porn horrors. But nothing so far has matched the visceral grimness of one of the scenes in The Riot Club, Lone Scherfig’s satire of Bullingdon entitlement and excess. The scene in question is part of an extended initiation into the hedonistic club of the title. One of the characters, Alistair Ryle (Sam Claflin) is forced to do a blind tasting of a glass of wine augmented with an array of horrible [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login 1/1 Prev Next 2014-09-19 00:18:44.928 Universal Pictures * 2014-09-19 00:18:44.928 Universal Pictures More from Film Reviews Room Published at 12:07AM, January 15 2016 Actress Brie Larson deserves an Oscar for role in strangely uplifting tear-jerker inspired by a real-life psychopath Creed Published at 12:05AM, January 15 2016 Clever reboot of the Rocky franchise with a younger hero. It will please old fans and open the story to a new generation The Revenant Last updated at 12:03AM, January 15 2016 Was Leonardo DiCaprio raped by a bear? Probably not, but the ursine attack is an uncut scene like nothing you’ve seen The Times Film Show: The Revenant and Room Published at 12:01AM, January 15 2016 Kate Muir and Kevin Maher discuss the latest big releases: The Revenant and Room. Worth watching? Sponsored Editorial Insight New year - new view As thoughts turn to fresh starts and healthier living, put some focus on your eyes in 2016 Morne Morkel Number one test Guide to England in South Africa With analysis from chief cricket correspondent Mike Atherton In The Heart Of The Sea In The Heart Of The Sea Discover the true story of Moby Dick Take a voyage back to the 1820s as The Times celebrates Ron Howard’s new movie Apprentice The future of engineering Take the fear factor out of innovation How cultural resistance to change must be overcome if companies want to move ahead Cyber security Cyber Security Don’t kiss goodbye to online safety How to educate employees about protecting their data from hackers Tech entrepreneurs Kano are playing to win The Challengers Tech nation are playing to win The UK’s digital entrepreneurs are powering ahead Philips Airfryer A healthier diet starts here Free 32-recipe Airfryer cookbook - to make indulging in our favourite foods a guilt-free pleasure Ready Business Mentor Revealing the five entrepreneurs to be guided by business guru Sophie Cornish National Business Awards National Business Awards Showcasing achievement Rewarding success through innovation from entreprenuers to SMEs and FTSE100 Business City Guide City Business Getting started Thinking of setting up a business abroad? 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Like Mary Shelley, the show’s creators Suzanne Andrade (writer and director) and Paul Barrit (designer and animator) are following on from the Jewish myth of the golem, a clay automaton created in man’s image. They nod to Gustav Meryrink’s 1915 novel, Der Golem, too. After that, though, they use their own unique mix of live action and animation, eerie and genteel, of modern settings and antiquated English accents to depict the creeping contemporary convergence between man and machine. Mixing the human (five [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? 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A small group of skinhead, pro- Union Scots were booed and chased out of George Square, which had become a focal point for independence supporters. Chants of “Rule Britannia” were drowned out by a roar of “Freedom” and “Brits out” from Yes campaigners as punches were thrown. Hundreds of Yes supporters goaded the Union supporters, who were surrounded by about 30 police officers for their own protection. More [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login Comedians on Scottish ref Flag burns and fists fly as tempers fray 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 Yes supporters burn flares as they react to the polls closing in George Square, Glasgow 1/4 Prev Next Yes supporters burn flares as they react to the polls closing in George Square, Glasgow 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 Getty Images * Yes supporters burn flares as they react to the polls closing in George Square, Glasgow Yes supporters burn flares as they react to the polls closing in George Square, Glasgow 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 Getty Images * YES and NO supporters face each other in George Square Leave it! Yes and No supporters square up in Glasgow 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 PA * Supporters from opposite sides of the divide confront each other Supporters from opposite sides of the divide confront each other in George Square 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 Jack Hill/The Times * Meanwhile in Leven, Dunbartonshire, threatening grafitti Meanwhile in Leven, Dunbartonshire, threatening grafitti 2014-09-19 00:01:00.0 Scottish independence A Scottish Saltire flag is held high on Arthur’s Seat above the Scottish Parliament building in Edinburgh 1. 2011-11-23 00:01:00.0 2011-11-23 00:01:00.0 2011-11-23 00:01:00.0 2. 2015-09-05 00:02:29.444 2015-09-05 00:02:29.444 2015-09-05 00:02:29.444 Read the full story High turnout added £2m to referendum expense Illuminated Yes and No signs ohn Swinney, the deputy first minister, has announced that the final bill for running the independence vote was... 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Sponsored Editorial Insight New year - new view As thoughts turn to fresh starts and healthier living, put some focus on your eyes in 2016 Morne Morkel Number one test Guide to England in South Africa With analysis from chief cricket correspondent Mike Atherton In The Heart Of The Sea In The Heart Of The Sea Discover the true story of Moby Dick Take a voyage back to the 1820s as The Times celebrates Ron Howard’s new movie Apprentice The future of engineering Take the fear factor out of innovation How cultural resistance to change must be overcome if companies want to move ahead Cyber security Cyber Security Don’t kiss goodbye to online safety How to educate employees about protecting their data from hackers Tech entrepreneurs Kano are playing to win The Challengers Tech nation are playing to win The UK’s digital entrepreneurs are powering ahead Philips Airfryer A healthier diet starts here Free 32-recipe Airfryer cookbook - to make indulging in our favourite foods a guilt-free pleasure Ready Business Mentor Revealing the five entrepreneurs to be guided by business guru Sophie Cornish National Business Awards National Business Awards Showcasing achievement Rewarding success through innovation from entreprenuers to SMEs and FTSE100 Business City Guide City Business Getting started Thinking of setting up a business abroad? 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Movie awards season is upon us again, and right out there with the frontrunners, currently a hair’s breadth clear of its closest competitors (Boyhood, Mr Turner, The Imitation Game), is the audacious industry satire Birdman. A blistering account of a deranged Broadway vanity project, the movie was named Best Picture at New York’s Gotham Independent Film Awards earlier this week, while its star Michael Keaton was named Best Actor, an honour he received again, the following night, at America’s National Board of Review awards. Keaton, inevitably, is Birdman’s secret weapon, and is as close to a guaranteed [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login Behind the story: Mr Turner, Birdman and Boyhood lead London Critics’ Circle nominations Mike Leigh’s biopic of the painter, Mr Turner, leads with seven nods, followed by Birdman and Richard Linklater’s... Last updated at December 16 2014 * Sponsored Editorial Insight New year - new view As thoughts turn to fresh starts and healthier living, put some focus on your eyes in 2016 Morne Morkel Number one test Guide to England in South Africa With analysis from chief cricket correspondent Mike Atherton In The Heart Of The Sea In The Heart Of The Sea Discover the true story of Moby Dick Take a voyage back to the 1820s as The Times celebrates Ron Howard’s new movie Apprentice The future of engineering Take the fear factor out of innovation How cultural resistance to change must be overcome if companies want to move ahead Cyber security Cyber Security Don’t kiss goodbye to online safety How to educate employees about protecting their data from hackers Tech entrepreneurs Kano are playing to win The Challengers Tech nation are playing to win The UK’s digital entrepreneurs are powering ahead Philips Airfryer A healthier diet starts here Free 32-recipe Airfryer cookbook - to make indulging in our favourite foods a guilt-free pleasure Ready Business Mentor Revealing the five entrepreneurs to be guided by business guru Sophie Cornish National Business Awards National Business Awards Showcasing achievement Rewarding success through innovation from entreprenuers to SMEs and FTSE100 Business City Guide City Business Getting started Thinking of setting up a business abroad? Don’t go anywhere without consulting this guide Goldman Sachs Goldman Sachs Understanding capital markets Speed of European monetary union has left capital markets in the slow lane The 2015 Peer Awards Celebrating the inspirational in business More from Film David Bowie and Iman Published at 10:39AM, January 16 2016 ‘He’s David Jones to me’ Alan Rickman’s last role Published at 12:01AM, January 16 2016 The late Alan Rickman has left us with one parting gift that couldn’t be more timely if it tried Room Published at 12:07AM, January 15 2016 Actress Brie Larson deserves an Oscar for role in strangely uplifting tear-jerker inspired by a real-life psychopath Creed Published at 12:05AM, January 15 2016 Clever reboot of the Rocky franchise with a younger hero. It will please old fans and open the story to a new generation Find * Jobs * Motors * Property * Holidays Search Form Search all Jobs ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Director General The Department for Communities and Local Government, The Department for Communities and Local Government, London-Regular travel throughout the UK to other locations will be required, circa £130,000 * Business Project Manager University of Bedfordshire, Luton, Bedfordshire, £32,600 - £38,896 per annum * FIND YOUR NEXT NON-EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR ROLE NonExecutiveDirectors.com, Nationwide, Competitive * Health Service Executive ,Health Service Executive (HSE), Ireland, Competitive * + Search Form Search all Cars ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Tom Hartley Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 Roadster Grigio Estoque with nero marrone leather * Tom Hartley 1965 Ferrari I 250 TR recreation red with leather * Tom Hartley Bentley Continental GT V8 glacier white with beluga hide * Tom Hartley Aston Martin Vanquish 2+2 volcano red with winter wheat leather * + Search Form Enter place or area ____________________ Search (*) For sale ( ) For rent * THE ARK, BOURTON An exciting opportunity to create a unique and modern five bedroom house with traditional features set in 5.83 acres in a beautiful location in Shropshire * The Chatsworth, New York Magnificent 1-5 Bedroom Residences on Manhattan’s Upper West Side * Salcombe’s Luxury Waterside Property Salcombe’s first development of new properties right on the water’s edge for almost twenty years. * 50 United Nations Plaza Discover the ultimate global address in New York, designed by Foster + Partners * + * Rocky Mountaineer Grand Rail Circle 11 day luxury rail journey through Canada’s Rockies, incl flights fr £3554pp * Kenya Fly in Safari & Beach £1,899pp Book with Hayes & Jarvis now & save £223pp on the Governors Fly-in safari & beach package * FREE All Inclusive room upgrade! 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He tells Robbie Millen why he is finally able to write a comic novel, satirising the literary scene So has Dame Stella Rimington been in touch? Edward St Aubyn replies to the question with a look of studied, unbudgeable blankness. St Aubyn’s latest novel, Lost for Words, is a very funny satire on the literary scene and the Man Booker Prize. One of the hapless judges of his imaginary Elysian Prize is Penny Feathers, a retired Foreign Office mandarin who has turned to writing clunking thrillers with the aid of Gold Ghost Plus, a computer program that inserts suitable clichés. (“When you typed in a word, ‘refugee’ for instance, several useful suggestions popped up: ‘clutching a pathetic bundle’, [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login Cheltenham Literature Festival 2014 Pile of books 1. 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 2. 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 Read the full story Lauren Child: ‘I am sick of girls always playing the sidekicks’ Lauren Child Lauren Child, creator of Charlie and Lola, on their first outing in five years Fiction in short Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff; In the Dark by Mai Jia, translated by Christopher N. Payne; The Book of Memory... From fleeing Hitler to teatime with tiger: the adventures of Judith Kerr At 92, the children’s writer thinks often of her escape to Britain, and her father, whose memory inspired her new... Everyone’s talking about: The Cheltenham Literature Festival Dates for your diary: the best of Cheltenham Literature Festival 2015 Rushdie, Bryson, Beevor, and many more: The Times-sponsored event has entertaining guests to exercise the mind Neon is a no-no in the Grayson Perry guide to terrible taste The artist, who won the Turner prize in 2003, has issued a list of characteristics in contemporary art that should... Sponsored Editorial Insight New year - new view As thoughts turn to fresh starts and healthier living, put some focus on your eyes in 2016 Morne Morkel Number one test Guide to England in South Africa With analysis from chief cricket correspondent Mike Atherton In The Heart Of The Sea In The Heart Of The Sea Discover the true story of Moby Dick Take a voyage back to the 1820s as The Times celebrates Ron Howard’s new movie Apprentice The future of engineering Take the fear factor out of innovation How cultural resistance to change must be overcome if companies want to move ahead Cyber security Cyber Security Don’t kiss goodbye to online safety How to educate employees about protecting their data from hackers Tech entrepreneurs Kano are playing to win The Challengers Tech nation are playing to win The UK’s digital entrepreneurs are powering ahead Philips Airfryer A healthier diet starts here Free 32-recipe Airfryer cookbook - to make indulging in our favourite foods a guilt-free pleasure Ready Business Mentor Revealing the five entrepreneurs to be guided by business guru Sophie Cornish National Business Awards National Business Awards Showcasing achievement Rewarding success through innovation from entreprenuers to SMEs and FTSE100 Business City Guide City Business Getting started Thinking of setting up a business abroad? Don’t go anywhere without consulting this guide Goldman Sachs Goldman Sachs Understanding capital markets Speed of European monetary union has left capital markets in the slow lane The 2015 Peer Awards Celebrating the inspirational in business Find * Jobs * Motors * Property * Holidays Search Form Search all Jobs ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Director General The Department for Communities and Local Government, The Department for Communities and Local Government, London-Regular travel throughout the UK to other locations will be required, circa £130,000 * Business Project Manager University of Bedfordshire, Luton, Bedfordshire, £32,600 - £38,896 per annum * FIND YOUR NEXT NON-EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR ROLE NonExecutiveDirectors.com, Nationwide, Competitive * Health Service Executive ,Health Service Executive (HSE), Ireland, Competitive * + Search Form Search all Cars ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Tom Hartley Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 Roadster Grigio Estoque with nero marrone leather * Tom Hartley 1965 Ferrari I 250 TR recreation red with leather * Tom Hartley Bentley Continental GT V8 glacier white with beluga hide * Tom Hartley Aston Martin Vanquish 2+2 volcano red with winter wheat leather * + Search Form Enter place or area ____________________ Search (*) For sale ( ) For rent * THE ARK, BOURTON An exciting opportunity to create a unique and modern five bedroom house with traditional features set in 5.83 acres in a beautiful location in Shropshire * The Chatsworth, New York Magnificent 1-5 Bedroom Residences on Manhattan’s Upper West Side * Salcombe’s Luxury Waterside Property Salcombe’s first development of new properties right on the water’s edge for almost twenty years. * 50 United Nations Plaza Discover the ultimate global address in New York, designed by Foster + Partners * + * Rocky Mountaineer Grand Rail Circle 11 day luxury rail journey through Canada’s Rockies, incl flights fr £3554pp * Kenya Fly in Safari & Beach £1,899pp Book with Hayes & Jarvis now & save £223pp on the Governors Fly-in safari & beach package * FREE All Inclusive room upgrade! When staying at the 4* db San Antonio Hotel & spa, Malta this summer * Deluxe River Cruises From £995pp Save £500pp on 2016 European cruises inc meals, selected drinks, tips & excursions. * + * Most Read * Most Active [facebook-2_105831a.gif] [twitter-2_105832a.gif] How to complain about an article in The Times Comment box cutout © Times Newspapers Limited 2016 | Version 5.14.3.0(159135) Registered in England No. 894646 Registered office: 1 London Bridge Street, SE1 9GF My Account | Editorial Complaints | RSS | Classified advertising | Display advertising | International print subscriptions | Encounters Dating | Sunday Times Wine Club | Privacy & Cookie Policy | Syndication | Site Map | FAQ | Terms & Conditions | Contact us | iPhone | Android smartphone | Android tablet | Kindle | Kindle Fire | Place an announcement in The Times | Sunday Times Driving | The Times Bookshop | Times Tutorials | Times Currency Services | Times Print Gallery | Handpicked Collection -- THE TIMES Cheltenham Festival * News * Opinion * Business * Money * Sport * Life * Arts * Puzzles * Papers * Irish news * List View * Site Map * RSS Feeds * Welcome to your preview of The Times Subscribe now Edward St Aubyn: escaping the sins of the father Edward St Aubyn says he had to write about his past — or kill himself * * Print Share via * Facebook * Twitter * Google+ * 1 of 1 Edward St Aubyn says he had to write about his past — or kill himself Robbie Millen Last updated at 12:01AM, September 13 2014 Edward St Aubyn made his name with novels exorcising the demons of his childhood. He tells Robbie Millen why he is finally able to write a comic novel, satirising the literary scene So has Dame Stella Rimington been in touch? Edward St Aubyn replies to the question with a look of studied, unbudgeable blankness. St Aubyn’s latest novel, Lost for Words, is a very funny satire on the literary scene and the Man Booker Prize. One of the hapless judges of his imaginary Elysian Prize is Penny Feathers, a retired Foreign Office mandarin who has turned to writing clunking thrillers with the aid of Gold Ghost Plus, a computer program that inserts suitable clichés. (“When you typed in a word, ‘refugee’ for instance, several useful suggestions popped up: ‘clutching a pathetic bundle’, [TT_Sale_Teaser_1020376a.jpg] [TT_Winter_Sale_15__1018362a.jpg] Subscribe now Login Already a subscriber? To see the full article you need to subscribe Subscribe Login Cheltenham Literature Festival 2014 Pile of books 1. 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 0014-10-06 21:00:49.514 2. 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 2015-09-26 00:01:00.0 Read the full story Lauren Child: ‘I am sick of girls always playing the sidekicks’ Lauren Child Lauren Child, creator of Charlie and Lola, on their first outing in five years Fiction in short Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff; In the Dark by Mai Jia, translated by Christopher N. Payne; The Book of Memory... From fleeing Hitler to teatime with tiger: the adventures of Judith Kerr At 92, the children’s writer thinks often of her escape to Britain, and her father, whose memory inspired her new... Everyone’s talking about: The Cheltenham Literature Festival Dates for your diary: the best of Cheltenham Literature Festival 2015 Rushdie, Bryson, Beevor, and many more: The Times-sponsored event has entertaining guests to exercise the mind Neon is a no-no in the Grayson Perry guide to terrible taste The artist, who won the Turner prize in 2003, has issued a list of characteristics in contemporary art that should... 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Could not subscribe, try again later Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe A mother in America has apparently decided to rewrite Harry Potter with a Christian message. Her story 'Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles' appeared on a fan fiction website around a month ago. According to the website the woman, who calls herself Grace Ann, said that her children asked to read Harry Potter but she didn't “want them to turn into witches!” so she decided to rewrite the series herself. The eight chapter piece fan fiction is almost so bad it's good. The story reads like a school project, and is brimming with needless adjectives and strange descriptions like, ‘I don't have a mommy or daddy,’ Harry replied sadly; and looked at his raggedy old shoes that were blue (sic). What has been changed? YOUTUBE Now known as Reverand Dumbledore. Where do we begin. Firstly, the whole story has been Americanised. The characters feast on biscuits and gravy! It's just not right. Hagrid has been switched from the half giant gamekeeper to some sort of cowboy hat wearing lumberjack pastor. The rest of the story is full of sections where wizardry and Christianity are swapped over, for instance the first chapter includes the line “you're a Christian Harry” and then descends in to an argument with the Dursley's over evolution, Hagrid laughed wisely. “Evolution is a fairytale. You don’t really believe that, do you?” “Yes, I do!” Aunt Petunia screeched. “Well then prove it!” Instead of spells and incantations the ‘wizards’ have prayers and Hagrid's motorbike has been scrapped in favour of praying (not actually dissimilar to apparating) Voldemort is a Congressman in the US government who apparently is trying to stop people from practicing their faith. Not quite as dangerous as trying to kill millions, but there we go. It has weirdly erotic descriptions of men in it For what is meant to be a story for kids, the description of Hagrid is strangely erotic, A huge muscular man, with a big manly beard...His chest was covered in a thick, unruly carpet of coarse brown hair. The description of Snape is similarly creepy, The dark hair on his pale chest was neatly trimmed but still noticeably thick. Not the way you would want to describe a teacher... But it's also very sexist towards women The whole story is riddled with problematic attitudes to women. Aunt Petunia has been changed from a housewife to an uppity Richard Dawkins reading “career woman” who wears a “baggy unflattering pantsuit”. Even worse is the fact that Reverend Dumbledore is married to Minerva (Professor Mcgonagall) who has been downgraded from Professor to the school cook! Sorry no education for you, women. Hermione has also been changed from Ron and Harry's intelligent school friend to Dumbledore's daughter. Poor Hermione :( Warner Bros Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' This would not have happened in Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles The worst crime of all? Ron IS A SLYTHERIN and Snape has been made the head of Gryffindor house. WHAT. Is it satire? The whole story does seem too silly in places to be anything other than a parody. It sounds a bit too good to be true, and it will probably be debunked as satire by tomorrow. The website Religion News Service is hoping it is satire. According to their site the stereotypes presented in the piece do not seems to fit in with most modern Christian's attitudes. Although, even if it is satire, writing over 8400 words and keeping up that clunky style is pretty serious dedication to parody. You can read the full piece here and decide for yourself. 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Could not subscribe, try again later Getty [MAIN-lindsay-lohan2.jpg] Lindsay Lohan has been a running joke in Hollywood for years, but tonight she made her official debut for press night on the West End stage for David Mamet’s production of Speed-The-Plow. Early reviews from theatregoers revealed that Lindsay couldn’t remember her lines - and photos from the play, which opened on September 24, showed the star reading the script on stage, leaving many to guess she wasn't ever going to learn them. In an interview with us after the first night, Lindsay said: “I was nervous on the first night because I’d never done it before. But everyone has been really great. I love the stage manager...they’ve all been kind, gracious and comforting.” MirrorCeleb’s Fay Strang headed down to the Playhouse Theatre so we could decide for ourselves about Lindsay’s performance – admitting that Lindsay did forget her lines but "pulled it back to complete a successful performance in front of an audience of critics". But what did other critics think? The West End revival of David Mamet’s 1988 satire on Hollywood runs at the capital’s Playhouse Theatre until November 29. 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Could not subscribe, try again later Israeli gay party posters Anger: The ISIS-style pictures have sparked fury online Nightclub promoters in Tel Aviv have come under fire for mocking the ISIS beheadings of David Haines, James Foley and Steven Sotloff to advertise a gay night. One advert shows a muscular man kneeling in an orange toga with a man in a revealing black wrap behind him with a hand on his neck. It is an image strikingly familiar to those that have circulated around the world of an anonymous English-speaking Islamist wielding a knife before going on to behead the innocent hostages in three separate shock videos. Another shows a man in tight trunks holding a black flag aloft – traditionally a symbol of jihadist extremists. The adverts were posted to the Facebook page of Dreck – which runs gay club nights across the Israeli city. One Facebook user commented on the images: "Disgusting! Getting a laugh off of the murder of innocent victims." The most controversial of the two images - the mock-up of the beheading – has since been removed after a flurry of complaints. In response to the criticism, the co-founder of Dreck Promotions, Amiri Kalman told Ynet News: "We reject violence in any form and that includes the videos intended to scare the world. "This is satire, and our way of showing our contempt of them and their videos." An accompanying description with the images, translated by Ynet News, read: “As the new Islamic State gains traction in the Middle East, we at Dreck have decided to give in to Sharia law and cheer the stubborn Da'esh [Isis].” According to Ynet, the Hebrew word for stubborn literally translates as "hard-necked" – an apparent reference to the beheadings. Kalman added: "We refuse to participate with this fear and refuse to become hysterical." 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Could not subscribe, try again later Don't miss this GTA 'million-point turn' FAIL Video loading Watch next (BUTTON) Watch this video again Watch Next Click to play The Grand Theft Auto franchise isn't known for being politically correct. It’s all gangs, guns, drugs, strippers and prostitutes. But a clip from the new GTA V is causing some controversy for being sexist as it shows a woman trying to drive away from character Trevor Philips, but finding herself struggling to do a 3-point turn. She ends up performing a ludicrous 20-point - reminiscent of this famous scene in Austin Powers - turn that culminates in her running into Trevor and bumping a few cars before eventually managing the manoeuvre. The video was posted to social news site Reddit under the title "women drivers in GTA V". Within the comments, someone else posted another video of a female character (Jimmy's older sister Tracey) having major problems trying to manoeuvre, although this may have something to do with a glitch in the artificial intelligence of the game. It’s true that GTA V isn't particularly female-friendly - there has never been a female protagonist and women are relegated to the roles of sex objects. But it's worth pointing out that Grand Theft Auto treats EVERYBODY in this way. Men are shallow, flippantly misogynist and obsessed with sleek sports cars, police are incompetent, Mexicans are all drug runners or illegal immigrants, there’s an anti-Semitic portrayal of a Jewish lawyer and paparazzi are creepy and predatory. There are unsavoury stereotypes at every turn, which the game franchise is trying to make fun of, with varying degrees of success. It's supposed to be satire, but there are some scenes like the first-person prostitute sex where the some of the humour gets lost. Before we scream from the rooftops about this scene with a female driver, let’s take a look at some of these police attempts at driving: [tumblr_mxk9mmxB5o1sicb2jo1_400.gif ] And this one: IFRAME: https://vine.co/v/hHMn1zZaIn6/embed/simple This is also a game where a horse rides motorcycle (in a mod of the game, at least). [tumblr_mqs6a0iJwP1sppmago1_400.gif] Plus even some basic tasks seem to be impossible for some characters: IFRAME: https://vine.co/v/h3gm53LAxnr/embed/simple DailyMirror Recently Published 'Confused' man playing Grand Theft Auto dialled 999 to report a SHOOTING at his home David Helens, 25, made the frantic call after a long session of the hit guns and gangster video game - he has been convicted of making a malicious 999 call * Watch Star Wars Episode VII trailer recreated in Grand Theft Auto V * Grand Theft Auto 5 review Previous Articles When is GTA V coming out on Playstation 4, Xbox One and PC? 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Could not subscribe, try again later Claude TRUONG-NGOC Men in skinny jeans Skinny jeans are a secret ploy to get men in "tight pants" The gay community gets blamed for all sorts of things. Seems like rarely a day goes by without an outburst from one person or another about how the “gays ruin everything”. No, really, that’s a genuine quote . But looking closer at the sort of things aimed at them, could it be that there’s some truth and actually the people who sound like they are just shouting loudly because they have a platform actually have a point? With that in mind, here are a few things the gay community has been blamed for ruining…* Fashion 'Homosexuals' are ruining fashion with their tight trousers Video loading Click to play Homosexuals love fashion, look at them with all of their extravagant outfits and tight trousers. In fact, they’re doing it so they can get everyone in tight pants because “they’d like that”. Anthony Morris III, a senior member of the Jehovah's Witnesses, has warned of the risk of them succeeding. “What’s happened now is that it’s really caught on more – the tight suit jacket and the tight pants. Better known as tight pants. They are tight all the way down to the ankles. It’s not appropriate. It’s not sound of mind. “The homosexuals that are designing these clothes – they’d like you in tight pants. “There’s really nothing else to say about it. Now you want to be in your home or your room and wear that stuff that’s your business. “But don’t go out like that and say you worship the true God.” Rupert Everett’s career Rupert Everett in Who Do You Think You Are? (Pic:BBC) Actor Rupert Everett has strong views about whether young actors should come out because of what happened to him. “'The fact is that you could not be, and still cannot be, a 25-year-old homosexual trying to make it in the British film business or the American film business or even the Italian film business,” he told the Guardian . “It just doesn't work and you're going to hit a brick wall at some point. You're going to manage to make it roll for a certain amount of time, but at the first sign of failure, they'll cut you right off. “And I'm sick of saying: ‘Yes, it's probably my own fault.’ Because I've always tried to make it work and when it stops working somewhere, I try to make it work somewhere else. “But the fact of the matter is, and I don't care who disagrees, it doesn't work if you're gay.” The Roman Empire John Connor Press Associates This is the face of an ancient skeleton buried in Roman times, created using 3D reconstruction techniques. The so called Beachy Head Lady because she was discovered in the East Sussex beauty spot had her face recreated using craniofacial reconstruction Roberto De Mattei, the deputy head of Italy’s National Research Council believes that the Romans conquering Carthage, “a paradise for homosexuals’, fatally weakened the Empire. "The abhorrent presence of a few gays infected a good part of the (Roman) people," Prof Mattei told Radio Maria, a Catholic radio station. With that, it seems that homosexuals have the power to bring down empires, if he’s right of course. The weather PA Walkers look on at strong winds, rain and tides Former UKIP councillor David Silvester said that prime minister David Cameron, when pushing for the legalisation of gay marriage, had acted "arrogantly against the Gospel". "The scriptures make it abundantly clear,” he wrote, “that a Christian nation that abandons its faith and acts contrary to the Gospel (and in naked breach of a coronation oath) will be beset by natural disasters such as storms, disease, pestilence and war." The word gay “It used to have a perfectly innocent meaning, happy,” writes Yahoo user Chris . “A ‘gay affair’ used to mean a party at which one had a good time. Now it's ruined and dirty. Why did they have to do that?” Why gays, why? The Two Towers and life pre-9/11 9/11 video Video loading IFRAME: https://www.youtube.com/embed/H-CAcdta_8I?enablejsapi=1&version=3 God wanted to punish America with 9/11 for people with immoral lifestyles and give them "probably what they deserve", And people, including the gay community "helped that happen". Well erm, that’s all there is to say about that. British culture Getty D-Day Commemorations British culture has been ruined by all manner of things, says the BNP. And who's to say that they're not telling the truth? They know who is to blame (along with the Zionists, the media, the capitalists, the bankers and politicians): ‘The militant homosexuals who pushed for gay marriage and gay adoption in order to destroy the traditional family unit,’ one speaker in a BNP video says. The sanctity of marriage Rex Civil Partnership ceremony - Men holding hands “So-called ‘gay marriage’ is a counterfeit - a mockery of legitimate marriage,” writes Matt Barber. “It’s like taking a rotten apple, spray-painting it orange and then calling it an orange. “‘Same-sex marriage’ is no more real marriage than a rotten apple is an orange. It’s mock marriage. Gay marriage will “destroy America as we know it”, he says. Well, glad that’s settled then. But wait, it could all be Lady Gaga’s fault? Instagram / ladygaga Lady Gaga “I think Lady Gaga is ruining ‘us’,” writes Christopher Vitale, associate professor of media studies at the Pratt Institute, New York. “I think its time we get over her, and get over gay culture. And by us I mean all of us – gay, straight, and others. Lady Gaga is a symptom of a huge problem. “Lady Gaga-ites and dominant society often deny themselves [fulfillment and satisfaction]. We need the ability to be serious, because there are different pleasures to be had, and we are limiting ourselves if we cannot be earnest as well as fun and ‘fabulous’.” We await the #blameGaga hashtag with baited breath. *Just in case anyone didn’t understand the satire, this is not actually saying that the homosexual community has ruined anything. It’s mocking all those people who actually believe that people with a non-heterosexual lifestyle actually cause any of these things. 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Could not subscribe, try again later Mike Read’s “Ukip Calypso”: UKIP might end up number one Video loading Watch next (BUTTON) Watch this video again Watch Next Click to play DJ Mike Reid has denied being racist after singing a UKIP song in a mock Jamaican accent. The “UKIP Calypso” sees the DJ sing the praises of Nigel Farage. Read, a former Tory supporter, defended the song and claimed it was not “remotely racist” to sing in mock-Caribbean accent. “It’s a satire and a bit of fun. It’s not terribly serious. It wouldn’t have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent,” he said. Mr Farage gave it his seal of approval while the bookies made it 50-1 to make Number One in the charts. The track includes the lyrics: “Leaders committed a cardinal sin, open the borders let them all come in; illegal immigrants in every town - stand up and be counted, Blair and Brown.” It continues: “Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new Prime Minister is Farage, we can trade with the world again – when Nigel is at No 10.” Angel Air But some reviewers on Amazon branded it racist and John Prescott tweeted: “I never knew Mike Read had a criminal record. I do now.” Labour MP David Lammy said: “‘UKIP Calypso’ is everything we’ve come to expect from a party whose politics is based firmly on prejudice, resentment and fear-mongering.” The DJ first performed the song at a private dinner during UKIP’s party conference in Doncaster. Other lyrics include: “With the EU we must be on our mettle, want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles” and “The other parties will count the cost, in Eastleigh, Thanet, Thurrock and Boston, Labour and Tories shaking in their boots when UKIP kick them up the grass roots.” Getty UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage smokes a cigarette outside the Volunteer Rifleman's Arms pub, as he visits Bath to meet with party members, candiadates and supporters in Bath and North East Somerset, England. Man of the people: Farage There is also a pop at David Cameron: “The British people have been let down, that’s why Ukip is making ground. From Crewe to Cleethorpes, from Hull to Hendon, they don’t believe Cameron’s referendum.” Mr Farage went on Twitter to urge his supporters to get the Calypso to Number One. But there were mixed reviews on Amazon where you can download the track for 79p. One comment read: “My god, the musical equivalent of the Ebola virus. Anyway, isn’t calypso music a bit foreign for UKIP?” Another review said: “Surely we should have moved on from white men singing in funny accents? I found this song a sad reflection of a sick society.” UKIP’s previous attempt to adopt Caribbean culture ended in farce when organisers had to cancel a “carnival of colour” during the local elections in May. The event descended into farce after the steel band found out they had been booked to support the anti-european party. Read, 67, who now presents a show on BBC Radio Berkshire, has had limited success as a songwriter. His musical Oscar based on the life of Oscar Wilde closed in 2004 after just one performance. If you can’t bear to listen to it, UsVsTh3m have transcribed the entire set of lyrics for your pleasure: “Tax payers money where does it go? Not even George Osborne knows When we’re in power and we engage There will be no tax on minimum wage Our leaders committed a cardinal sin Open the borders let them all come in Illegal immigrants in every town Stand up and be counted Blair and Brown Chorus: Oh yes when we take charge And the new Prime Minister is Farage We can trade with the world again When Nigel is at number 10 The British People have been let down That’s why UKIP is making ground From Crewe to Cleethorpes to Outer Hendon They don’t believe Cameron’s referendum Coalition could be a fact With any party we could make a pact Stop telling lies about us too And we’ll stop telling the truth about you [Chorus] Though our pension scheme is in a mess We need money for the NHS With Jean-Claude Juncker we’re giving away 55 million every day Oh what a farce, he won the vote This is my favourite Juncker quote He looked the reporters straight in the eyes “When things get serious it’s time to lie” [Chorus] The EU live in wonderland Tried to ban bent bananas and British jam We don’t want jam the EU way Jam yesterday, tomorrow and never today The daily polls suggest somehow UKIP are the third party now In the Euro elections we were so immersed We weren’t the third party, we were the first [Chorus] When the government’s sitting on the fence UKIP policies make more sense Get out of Europe, is our target Common wealth and not common market Other parties please take note UKIP is not a protest vote So mark your cross and by word of mouth Tell them what to do in Thanet South [chorus] With the EU we must be on our mettle They want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles Our hairdryers, smartphones and vacuum cleaners But UKIP is wise to their misdemeanours Farage he likes his fags and beer But there’s one thing I want to get clear Now I like Nigel he’s a friend of mine He appears on Dimbleby on Question Time [chorus] The other parties will count the costings In Eastleigh, Thurrock and Bow they’re lost in Labour and Tories shaking in their boots When UKIP kick them up the grassroots Meanwhile down on Clacton-on-Sea UKIP are making history Douglas Carswell is quite adamant Will be the first MP in parliament.” Poll loading … DailyMirror Recently Published Nelson's Column: Angela Merkel and the Germans don't get we Brits are an island race Migrating across EU borders is easy if you're German, says Sunday People political editor Nigel Nelson, but a right schlep for a Brit * Mike Read withdraws UKIP Calypso song from sale and apologises for 'unintentionally causing offence' * UKIP's 'ordinary folk' running the party are spin doctors, old Etonians and Oxbridge graduates Previous Articles Bill Oddie 'ashamed to be British' and says families with too many children should be 'contained' Bill Oddie The former funnyman made his controversial comments as he appeared on a BBC 1 show debating the issue of immigration * Labour voters do not want a poll on the EU, shock new poll reveals Related Tags Organisations UKIP People Nigel Farage See Also Politics In the news Must see Recommended in Weird News * RNLI Northumbria Police Lifeboat footage of desperate night-time search among huge waves for teenager who died after swept of pier into freezing sea * YouTube Real-life Crocodile Dundee demonstrates some Outback dentistry that will make your toes curl * House fires Tragedy as teenage girl loses mum and dad in house fire * Weather UK weather forcast: Snow blankets Britain as kids rejoice but travellers warned over icy conditions * Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and Deputy Prime Minister, Lord John Prescott joins Labour candidate Louise Baldock as he gives a speech to party members in front of her campaign office Andrew Marr John Prescott blasts BBC interview with Jeremy Corbyn as a "disgrace" for obsessing with 1980s debates * A badly parked car damaging the car next to it in Fareham car park in Portsmouth Motoring mishaps This may be the worst parking ever seen as driver wedges themselves against a neighbouring car * Burger King Spider Burger King Inc. 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Could not subscribe, try again later The Interview Final Trailer - Meet Kim Jong-Un Video loading Watch next (BUTTON) Watch this video again Watch Next Click to play Sony Pictures finally released its bawdy new comedy The Interview online on Christmas Eve despite terrorist threats - but was it worth the wait? The comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, depicts an assassination plot against North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, so it was always going to be controversial. However, no-one could have predicted its impending release would lead to a massive cyber-attack on Sony's servers, with tons of embarrassing emails from studio heads Amy Pascal and Michael Lynton leaked in the process, and threats of a 9/11-style attack if it was allowed in cinemas. Sony subsequently pulled the release after large cinema chains in the US opted against screening it, but now 200 independent cinemas have come forward to show the movie from Christmas Day. Last week the FBI pointed the finger at North Korea as the culprit of the hack, carried out by a mysterious group calling themselves the Guardians of Peace, and everyone from Nick Clegg to US President Barack Obama has had their say on what has gone from a simple piece of entertainment to a very real, international incident. James Franco talks on playing madcap Dave Skylark in The Interview Video loading Click to play But now the general public has been able to get their hands on The Interview (through YouTube Movies, Google Play and Sony's own dedicated website), reactions are beginning to pour in and the consensus seems to be that it's OK at best. Read on for reaction to 2014's most talked-about film release: What the critics are saying The critical reaction to The Interview has been split down the middle, rating 50% fresh on review aggregator RottenTomatoes.com. That's slightly better than Angelina Jolie's Unbroken and Night at the Museum 3 (both are 48% fresh), which are also released around Christmas, and a lot better than Annie (30%) and biblical epic Exodus: Gods and Kings (28%). Films that were reviewed more generously include Tim Burton's Big Eyes (71%), Disney musical Into the Woods (73%) and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (60%). The critical rating could continue to decline, however, as more ratings pour in. Sony Pictures The Interview This is a shot of the Kim Jong Un assassination scene in The Interview The Los Angeles Times said, "Characterising it as satire elevates the creative execution of the film's very silly faux assassination of North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un far beyond what it merits." A lot of the praise for the film went, rather ironically to, Randall Park, the man who portrays Kim Jong-um. The Independent wrote, "Randall Park, who plays Kim, is a riot throughout." What casual viewers are saying The Twittersphere was equally torn - deeming The Interview everything from an offensive mess to highly funny. #TheInterview is a messy, silly, stupid funny, bad D movie with American crass humor, patriotism & Katy Perry. The "hype" made it big. — Sonia Chopra (@SoniaChopra28) December 25, 2014 Just watched #TheInterview and the #NorthKoreans knew it was a rotten tomato, they were just trying to spare us. #fb — Orlando Furioso (@ElConfeti) December 25, 2014 Ayyo lmaooooo #TheInterview is TOOOOO FUNNYY!!! — Mr. White (@KiLLa_KaM74) December 25, 2014 #TheInterview was so great omg — Lynette (@lynetteoghsteen) December 25, 2014 All-in-all, #TheInterview was nothing more than a batsh@t, off-the-walls, insanely stupid and funny satire. Nothing to crap your pants over. — Rushman (@Rushman07) December 25, 2014 We watched #TheInterview. Funny stuff, but to think this is what caused a major international incident and sony's meltdown is mind-boggling. — Marc Malkin (@marcmalkin) December 25, 2014 How can I watch it? Sadly, the online Video on Demand service is only available in the US at the moment. YouTube Movies, Google Play, Microsoft's Xbox Video are all hosting the film alongside Sony's own website seetheinterview.com. The movie is available for rent at $5.99 or for purchase in HD for $14.99. The UK release date was expected to be February 6, 2015. We await confirmation from Sony that the film will be released on that date. The Interview James Franco and Seth Rogen in The Interview Will you watch The Interview? Poll loading … Like this? Did you know we have a dedicated TV and Film page on Facebook? Sony CEO says considering options to release "The Interview" Video loading Watch next (BUTTON) Watch this video again Watch Next Click to play DailyMirror Recently Published The Interview hits $1 million at the box office despite terrorist threats and a limited release The Interview Sony's head of distribution has thanked cinema-goers for making the movie a success despite the obvious setbacks * The Interview download: Comedy becomes best-selling and most pirated film on Christmas Day * The Interview: Watch Seth Rogen surprise fans at midnight screening of controversial Sony comedy Previous Articles Watch The Interview online now: Sony releases movie on VOD sites despite North Korea threats Watch The Interview online now Despite threats from hackers Guardians of Peace, Sony has decided to release the James Franco and Seth Rogen movie online * James Franco mocks Obama calling him Obacco after President gets his name wrong – hasn’t he learnt? 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Could not subscribe, try again later Getty Tiger Woods Oops: Woods did not realise that by posting about the piece he would make people read it Tiger Woods has committed another major PR blunder as thousands, if not millions, of people read an article which he was hoping people would not. In the December issue of Golf Digest magazine, veteran journalist Dan Jenkins wrote an article titled "My (Fake) Interview With Tiger", with a subheading of "Or how it plays out in my mind". But Woods did not see the funny side of the jokey piece of fiction and labelled it "a grudge-fuelled piece of character assassination". Woods took to theplayerstribune.com, hoping that people had not seen the article in question, to launch his complaint at the article, but only served to make tens of thousands of people that had no intention of reading the article to check it out. Woods, writing on the site set up by former New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter, said: "Did you read Dan Jenkins' interview with me in the latest Golf Digest? I hope not. Because it wasn't me." Reuters Tiger Woods of the U.S. reacts after his shot on the eighth fairway during the second round of the 2013 PGA Championship golf tournament In the rough: Woods is feeling the negative effect of writing about a piece he wanted ignored The 14-time major winner seemed to continually mistake the parody for written fact, referring to the piece as a 'fabricated interview' among others. Woods added: "It was some jerk he created to pretend he was talking to me. That's right, Jenkins faked an interview, which fails as parody, and is really more like a grudge-fuelled piece of character assassination. Journalistically and ethically, can you sink any lower? "Whether it's misreported information or opinions I think are way off base, I let plenty of things slide. But this time I can't do that. The sheer nastiness of this attack, the photos and how it put false words in my mouth just had to be confronted." However, 84-year-old journalist Jenkins hit back at Woods on Twitter, by saying: "My next column for Tiger: defining parody and satire. I thought I let him off easy." My next column for Tiger: defining parody and satire. 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Could not subscribe, try again later [Nicholas-Fromage_3145512b.jpg] Phone app: Nicholas Fromage kicks immigrants off White Cliffs of Dover in game Nigel Farage has condemned a phone app made by schoolchildren featuring a character called Nicholas Fromage kicking immigrants off the white cliffs of Dover. The UKIP leader said the game where players kick immigrants as far as possible to gain the highest ‘racism’ rating is “risible and pathetic” and “crosses the line”. But principal of Canterbury Academy Phil Karnavas said his technology class’ project was “just a bit of fun”. The student developers, who have formed game design company FonGames, say the game called UKIK aims to “make a mockery of extremist views” Mr Farage said he accepted criticism as a public figure, but elements of the same - such as the use of the term “racism” - were unacceptable. He said: “Those elements are risible and in many ways pathetic. I think I’m quite well known for having a sense of humour. “I’m a public figure and of course people are going to have views. But elements of this game appear to cross the line.” He added: “Fair play to them for having a bit of fun. If they want to go away and look at Ukip policies, they will actually learn a lot.” The game features an apparent manifesto from the fictional Nicholas Fromage, Ukik leader, saying: “If you are feeling irrational and want to live in a right wing hell hole then vote UKIK this May. “These people might improve our economy, contribute to our culture and make Britain great but they are different to us so let’s kick them all out!” Principal Mr Karnavas said: “It’s certainly topical and should stimulate discussion about political issues amongst young people - something we are constantly told is important. “But, really as political satire it is just a bit of fun. “Many politicians don’t need help to make themselves look daft, or to say very silly things, but they should at least have the ability to laugh at themselves. “This game may be a bit ‘edgy’ but I suspect it will not bring the British political system crashing down!” The game has been developed by 18-year-olds John Brown, James Dupreez, Fraser Richardson, John Hutchinson and Joe Brown. The group are all learning coding, graphic design and game development and have been making mobile games about spaceships and platform games. FonGames describes itself as “a team of developers who create games based upon controversial news stories for the purposes of entertainment and to encourage political discussion amongst young people.” Marcus Ball, a co-founder of Ambition House, which was set up at the Canterbury Academy campus two years ago with the aim of fast-tracking 16 to 24-year-olds into setting up their own digital businesses, said: “What’s great about UKIK is that it has been created by young people to encourage others of their age to start talking about politics. “It’s irreverent and a game based upon the British tradition of political satire that pokes fun at a high profile figure and should not be taken too seriously as it is entertainment.” DailyMirror Recently Published Women would rather share a bath with Nigel Farage than David Cameron or Ed Miliband George Clooney was the most popuar choice of bathtime companion for women while men would love to share a tub with Cheryl Fernandez-Versini * Al Murray's Pub Landlord to stand for MP against Nigel Farage: 'We will leave Europe AND Solar System' * 10 years since hunting ban and tally-ho brigade are still prancing around Previous Articles UKIP leader Nigel Farage's approval rating plunges after breastfeeding mums comments and party's sex scandal Nigel Farage An Ipsos Mori poll will also worry Labour as it showed the Tories pulling into a four-point lead with just five months to go until the General Election * Nigel Farage photobombed by Jesus lookalike as he backs ex-UKIP candidate in radio rant over 'c*****' racial slur Related Tags Products Apps People Nigel Farage Organisations UKIP Recommended in UK News * RNLI Northumbria Police Lifeboat footage of desperate night-time search among huge waves for teenager who died after swept of pier into freezing sea * YouTube Real-life Crocodile Dundee demonstrates some Outback dentistry that will make your toes curl * House fires Tragedy as teenage girl loses mum and dad in house fire * Weather UK weather forcast: Snow blankets Britain as kids rejoice but travellers warned over icy conditions * Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and Deputy Prime Minister, Lord John Prescott joins Labour candidate Louise Baldock as he gives a speech to party members in front of her campaign office Andrew Marr John Prescott blasts BBC interview with Jeremy Corbyn as a "disgrace" for obsessing with 1980s debates * A badly parked car damaging the car next to it in Fareham car park in Portsmouth Motoring mishaps This may be the worst parking ever seen as driver wedges themselves against a neighbouring car * Burger King Spider Burger King Inc. 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The targets are all here (narcissistic actors, a monstrous child actor, a masseuse to the the stars) but they are a repellent bunch; dull and obnoxious without exception, their foibles uninteresting. There is no one to sympathize with The result is a significant disappointment, more grim family saga about a literally incestuous show business family than lively, entertaining or even vaguely amusing comedy. The targets are all here (narcissistic actors, a monstrous child actor, a masseuse to the the stars) but they are a repellent bunch; dull and obnoxious without exception, their foibles uninteresting. There is no one to sympathize with. Julianne Moore makes the most impression as a self-obsessed actress whose mother was a much more famous actress but the character’s tiresomely one-note (two if you include the noises she produces when on the toilet). Re-watch Robert Altman’s The Player instead. 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But it's not the subject matter or even the charmless title I have a problem with: the disposal of bodily waste is an essential part of human civilisation and it's odd we’ve become so squeamish about discussing it. No, my objection is the flimsiness of a show that seems to expect us to love it for its taboo-busting daring, rather than what they've done with the idea. We're in a dystopian urban future where catastrophic drought has led to the privatisation of calls of nature. This ecological journey is never quite explained, but the upshot is you have to pay to spend a penny, and those pennies have made public convenience tycoon Caldwell B Cladwell filthy rich. Urinetown is running at the Apollo Theatre, London Urinetown is a puerile new satire at the Apollo Theatre, London [JOHAN PERSSON] He actually seems to rule the whole place and his supremacy is only challenged when his beautiful daughter Hope falls for strapping idealist Bobby Strong, the leader of a rebel movement that's desperate to relieve itself for free. As a satire on the privatisation of public utilities this is a fair conceit for a sketch, but it struggles to sustain a whole show. I found myself wondering what size police force you'd need to stop people tinkling at will, and how Cladwell came to control it. It’s hard to care about characters if you don’t believe in their world. Creators Mark Hollmann and Greg Kotis would doubtless say I'm taking it too seriously, that they're just having a bit of fun and it's only a musical. In fact they do say that over and over again, by means of a narrator chatting directly to the audience and constantly reminding us it's make-believe. That device may seem clever in a panto or a fringe revue but for a production of this scale (on Soutra Gilmour’s gloriously Gothic sewer-pipe set) it’s an increasing irritant. Related articles * Ballyturk review: Cillian Murphy stars in enthralling blend of bizarre delights * VIDEO: Don't cry for us: Evita is back in the West End! * The Wolf From The Door review: Aristos meet ASBOS at the Royal Court * Speed the Plow: Lindsay Lohan is not a car crash on stage The cast are terrific. Simon Paisley Day and Jenna Russell are underused as evil Caldwell and toilet-keeper Miss Pennywise. Matthew Seadon-Young as Bobby justly brings the house down with the one genuinely uplifting number, the cod-gospel Run Freedom Run. Jonathan Slinger works hard as the policeman/narrator, even if he has largely given up on his Gotham accent by the finale, and the rest of the company have a lot of fun with the lively choreography. But the numbers themselves, cocking a vague snook at Les Misérables, aren't as witty or as memorable as the self-conscious smartness of it all seems to promise, and ultimately it's as laboured as the toilet puns that this review has done its best to avoid. A gory, unsatisfying resolution sums up the show's aimlessness. It's taken 15 years for it to reach London, so why does it feel like it was scribbled in a weekend? 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As former members of the Bullingdon Club, Oxford University’s notorious male society, the film adapted from Laura Wade’s play Posh does them no favours, irrespective of its accuracy. Much of what happens in Lone Scherfig’s film has been denounced as fiction by several who were brave enough to fess up to their Bullingdon credentials. “No Bullingdon member would ever be so crass as to declare, ‘I’m sick to ****ing death of poor people’,” wrote one, but that won’t register with audiences immersed in the abominable behaviour of a bunch of privileged public school braggarts destined for Parliament courtesy of their birthright. Or daddy’s millions. The play took place in a single night, but here we see the arrival of freshers Miles (Max Irons, son of Jeremy) who immediately meets a nice working-class girl (Holliday Grainger) and Alistair (Sam Claflin) who is mugged at the cash-point. Both attract the attention of the Rioters and are deemed eligible for club membership, though Miles less so as he went to Harrow. Yes, even those who went to public school are pigeon-holed by rank, which will amuse Etonians in the cinema, but leave the rest of us open-mouthed. Wade, who also wrote the screenplay, must have done her homework and the banter between these over-indulged young men sounds authentic, though one hopes their air of entitlement has been greatly exaggerated. This is a satire after all, though the event which dominates the film, the trashing of a village pub restaurant during a Riot Club dinner, was typical Bullingdon behaviour and the members were known to hand the owner a cheque for damages on their way out. 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Claflin however is riveting as the petulant aristo edging the others on as he lets rip on a class system that beleagures the rich and privileged. “You don’t hate me,” he screams at the horrified publican. “You want to be me.” There is probably more truth in that than any of us would care to admit and the twist in this tale merely confirms the value of exclusive club membership. Film reviews: Creed, The Revenant and Room Film reviews: Creed, The Revenant and Room Film reviews: Creed, The Revenant and Room Ralph Fiennes Tilda Swinton karaoke A Bigger Splash Ralph Fiennes Tilda Swinton karaoke A Bigger Splash WHY on Earth is Ralph Fiennes doing karaoke? 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If you do it almost certainly means you’re having “the worst day of your life” in the words of Lou Bloom (Jake Gyllenhaal), the eponymous anti-hero of Nightcrawler and the sickest of a sick bunch of human misery peddlers. They’re freelance videographers who trawl the streets at night sniffing out crime scenes and crash sites, often arriving before the police themselves, and flog their footage of the dead and dying to local TV news stations. “If it bleeds it leads,” so the mantra goes. Played with unhinged glee by Gyllenhaal, Bloom is a fascinatingly repulsive oddball whose ascent we witness from scavenger on the fringes of society - selling stolen scrap metal and copper - to purveyor of the finest, bloodiest TV news footage after observing another doing the same at a nighttime crime scene in Los Angeles. Sallow, unthinking and ferocious he’s like a human jackal who obeys only his own survival instinct. We learn almost nothing about his past but this is a picture all about the present and the kind of society that breeds someone like Bloom and allows him to flourish. It’s a world where ratings trump ethics, voyeurism trumps compassion and desperation trumps common sense and decency. It’s Bloom’s world - or rather night - and he owns it, savagely and brilliantly feeding off the carcass of a corrupting society. As such the man himself doesn’t change, although his fortunes do, it’s the people around him that transform as he exploits their weaknesses and vulnerabilities to get ahead, chiefly a hunger for financial reward and job security in an uncertain world. There’s the penniless youngster, Rick (Riz Ahmed) he hires as his “assistant” and, most memorably, a hard-bitten TV news editor, Nina Romina (Renee Russo), who buys Bloom’s dubious footage to prop up her fading career. Writer-director Dan Gilroy’s film evolves from darkly comic character study and contemporary satire to gripping crime thriller. Bloom witnesses a home invasion resulting in multiple deaths and becomes complicit in the crime itself. It put me in mind of The Wolf Of Wall Street, another tale of society indulging an outrageous wacko whose principal quality is to have no shame. Like that film it’s very funny at times. Bloom adopts corporate jargon gleaned from online business seminars and frequently sounds absurd – which does nothing to prevent people from taking him seriously. Quite the opposite. Shot as a neon-soaked disturbia Los Angeles is a character in itself – a twilight zone as eerily disembodied as Bloom himself – but it’s Bloom, superbly inhabited by Gyllenhaal, who stays with you: a chilling icon of a troubling age. 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PUBLISHED: 12:06, Fri, Oct 3, 2014 Gone Girl Ben Affleck is brilliant as the glib, bewildered Nick [20TH CENTURY FOX] Director: David Fincher Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike Cert 18, 148 mins David Fincher’s expert adaptation of the Gillian Flynn page turner is a satisfying cat and mouse thriller that also serves as a clinical dissection of the games we play, the images we present to the world and the gap between carefully constructed fantasy and a complex, fallible reality. It is a thriller that constantly keeps you on your toes and then settles in the memory with a haunting aftertaste. Fincher is the perfect ringmaster for a twisty, manipulative tale designed to confound your expectations and assumptions. If Alfred Hitchcock is the master of suspense then Fincher has become the master of cold, clammy dread in Seven, Zodiac and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. His films leave you double-checking locked doors, glancing under the bed and always turning on the light in a dark, threatening room. Gone Girl starts with the stuff of a conventional mystery and then embroiders and embellishes it into something much more daring. On the day of their fifth wedding anniversary, Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) returns home to discover that his wife Amy (Rosamund Pike) is missing. There is evidence of a struggle. Everyone assumes the worse. Detective Rhonda Bates (Kim Dickens) and her partner Jim (Patrick Fugit) already seem to suspect that Nick is not the innocent, anxious husband that he appears to be. We are then transported back to the beginning of the Nick and Amy story as they meet at a swell New York party, banter and flirt and fall in love. As they go walking through the city clouds of icing sugar billow from a baker’s window and dust them with a sprinkling of magic. They are the perfect couple, full of hope and promise and ideal for each other. “We’re so cute I could punch us in the face,“ Amy tells Nick one anniversary. The story of Amy and Nick is shaped by an America in crisis and a country losing its self-confidence. The bloom of being young, successful and in love starts to fade when the economy wobbles, jobs are lost and options are curtailed. They wind up back in Nick’s home town where he runs a bar with his twin sister Margot (Carrie Coon) and Amy has way too much time to figure out when it all started to turn sour. Joining the dots between past and present becomes a large part of the pleasure in Gone Girl as we start to realise that this is a film in which everything is too good or too bad to be entirely true. There is some sharp satire on the feeding frenzy of a gleeful, self-righteous media who treat the disappearance of Amy as a meal to savour and regard Nick as a sitting target to judge and condemn. Fincher injects some welcome elements of humour into the mix, mostly courtesy of lawyer Tanner Bolt (Tyler Perry), the “ Patron Saint Of Wife Killers” and the performance of Neil Patrick Harris as Amy’s ex-lover Desi. The film is beautifully cast throughout with Ben Affleck brilliant as the glib, bewildered Nick and Rosamund Pike giving the performance of her career as the implacable Amy, a woman of beguiling wit and poise whose Sphinx-like features conceal a bubbling cauldron of malice and disappointment. She has the manner of a spellbinding cobra waiting for the ideal moment to strike. Gone Girl falters slightly in trying to find a perfect ending but it remains a tense, taut thriller and a bruising journey through the painful unravelling of love and marriage. 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Home of the Daily and Sunday Express. sunday_express_logo ____________________ (BUTTON) * Find us on Facebook * Follow us on Twitter * Check us on Google+ * Subscribe to our rss feed Daily Horoscope Our Apps Top 10 Our Paper Paper Archive Weather 4° London * HOME * News * Showbiz & TV * Sport * Comment * Finance * Travel * Entertainment * Life & Style * Films * Gaming * Theatre * Music * Books * Puzzles * Home * Entertainment * Theatre * Opera reviews: The Mikado and Pelleas And Melisande Opera reviews: The Mikado and Pelleas And Melisande 4 / 5 stars The Mikado GILBERT and Sullivan’s The Mikado is a real Christmas treat By Clare Colvin PUBLISHED: PUBLISHED: 00:01, Sun, Dec 7, 2014 The Mikado, Pelleas And Melisande, theatre review, Clare Colvin RYLANDERGilbert and Sullivan’s The Mikado is a real Christmas treat The rumble of trains overhead is a reminder of the proximity of Charing Cross station to the little theatre under the railway arches. Home to music hall when it opened in 1864, it proves an ideal setting for The Mikado, the most popular of Gilbert and Sullivan’s 14 operettas. Thom Sutherland’s colourful staging is set in the 1920s, featuring flappers in cloche hats and men in bowlers and spats. We are nominally in Japan, in the shop of Titipu Fashions owned by the tailor Ko-Ko, recently promoted to Lord HighExecutioner. It is really Gilbert’s topsy-turvy land from where he could satirise the British establishment, particularly the law. Too often Gilbert’s brilliant lyrics are poorly enunciated when The Mikado is performed, but with no sur titles to induce slackness the cast of 15 deliver the words crisply. The choreography by Joey McKneely is slickly performed and the score, adapted to two pianos, means that although the orchestral depth is lacking it is compensated for by the feeling of immediacy between audience and singers. Hugh Osborne captures the paper dragon quality of Ko-Ko, drunk with power but pathetically unable to find someone to execute in his little list of people “who would not be missed”, in order to meet the Mikado’s quota. Soprano Rebecca Caine as Katisha, fearsome “daughter-in-law elect” of the Mikado (Mark Heenehan), resonantly quells any argument with a prolonged top note. As Nanki-Poo, Ko-Ko’s intended victim for execution, Matthew Crowe has a light, lyrical voice, and Leigh Coggins is a sparky, attractive Yum-Yum. A Christmas treat, running until January 3. theatre, review PH THE MIKADO: Gilbert and Sullivan’s topsy-turvy land of satire The outpouring of musical talent in early 20th century Paris is celebrated during the next six months by the Philharmonia Orchestra’s series of concerts under the title City of Light: Paris 1900-1950. If the first in the series, the semi-staged Pelleas Et Melisande, is an indication, these are dates to fix firmly in the diary. Debussy’s 1902 opera, based on Maurice Maeterlinck’s play, is both symbolist allegory and raw domestic drama. Golaud, grandson of King Arkel of Allemande finds the mysterious lost soul Melisande by a pool in the forest when he is out hunting. He claims her as his bride but when she falls in love with his younger half-brother Pelleas, Golaud’s jealousy erupts into murderous rage. The opera is a static piece, mostly in sung dialogue, and needs little in the way of staging. Director David Edwards places the orchestra on stage and the singers interact from various points, always at arm’s length from each other. The occasional use of blindfolds reflects the emphasis in the libretto on both physical and emotional blindness. The Philharmonia under Esa-Pekka Salonen gives an inspired performance of the evocative score that conjures up images of water, light and shadows. Sandrine Piau captures the fragile air of Melisande, and the high baritone Stephane Degout shines as Pelleas. In contrast is Laurent Naouri’s darkly brooding Golaud, whose underlying violence is at its most disturbing when he forces his young son Yniold, (Chloe Briot) to spy on the lovers. Next in the series, on February 12, is Ravel’s L’Enfant Et Les Sortileges, plus Mitsuko Uchida playing Ravel’s Piano Concerto in G. I can hardly wait. VERDICT: 5/5 Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Mikado at Charing Cross Theatre, London WC2 (Tickets: 0844 4930650; £10-£22.50; charingcrosstheatre.co.uk) Debussy’s Pelleas And Melisande; Philharmonia Orchestra/Esa-Pekka SalonenCity of Light: Paris 1900-1950 Royal Festival Hall, London SE1 (run ended); philharmonia.co.uk Related articles * Opera reviews:L'elisir D'amore and Suor Angelica and Giannia Schicchi * L'Elisir d'Amore at the Royal Opera House review * Review: 'I have rarely felt so bored by an opera' The Gospel According To The Other Mary * Don Quixote at the Royal Opera House: Review Grey Gardens at the Southwark Playhouse: Theatre Review Grey Gardens at the Southwark Playhouse: Theatre Review Performance of the year already: Grey Gardens - Theatre review Dance reviews: Until The Lions and Elizabeth Dance reviews: Until The Lions and Elizabeth Dance reviews: Until The Lions and Elizabeth Theatre review: Goodnight Mister Tom at the Duke Of York Theatre Theatre review: Goodnight Mister Tom at the Duke Of York Theatre Theatre review: Goodnight Mister Tom at the Duke Of York Theatre Theatre review: Grey Gardens at the Southwark Playhouse Theatre review: Grey Gardens at the Southwark Playhouse Theatre review: Grey Gardens at the Southwark Playhouse Opera Review Tosca Royal Opera House Opera Review Tosca Royal Opera House Opera Review: Tosca at the Royal Opera House Theatre review: Guys And Dolls at the Savoy Theatre review: Guys And Dolls at the Savoy Theatre review: Guys And Dolls at the Savoy Classical review: Viennese Christmas at the London Concertante Cadogan Hall Classical review: Viennese Christmas at the London Concertante Cadogan Hall Classical review: Viennese Christmas at the London Concertante Cadogan Hall Schubert The Complete Songs opera review Schubert The Complete Songs opera review Schubert: The Complete Songs- Opera review Theatre review Les Liaisons Dangereuses Donmar Warehouse cheap tickets seats Theatre review Les Liaisons Dangereuses Donmar Warehouse cheap tickets seats Theatre review: Les Liaisons Dangereuses at the Donmar Warehouse theatre review Guys and Dolls Savoy Theatre London cheap tickets showings theatre review Guys and Dolls Savoy Theatre London cheap tickets showings Theatre review: Guys and Dolls at the Savoy Theatre dramatic triumphant year opera cuts loomed 2015 dramatic triumphant year opera cuts loomed 2015 A dramatic and triumphant year for opera as cuts loomed in 2015 theatre 2015 reviews farinelli oppenheimer play theatre 2015 reviews farinelli oppenheimer play Stars of the theatre in 2015: New plays that dazzled with top reviews west end aladdin groundhog day harry potter pixie lott diana ross musical west end aladdin groundhog day harry potter pixie lott diana ross musical 2016 Theatre review: The year of the blockbuster Les Liaisons Dangereuses review Showboat Les Liaisons Dangereuses review Showboat Theatre review: An 'intricate round of sex, seduction, revenge and betrayal' Nutcracker On Ice Moscow review Nutcracker On Ice Moscow review Frozen nights behind the joy of Nutcracker On Ice Top skater to quit The Nutcracker on Ice at the Royal Albert Hall Top skater to quit The Nutcracker on Ice at the Royal Albert Hall Top skater to quit The Nutcracker on Ice at the Royal Albert Hall Theatre review A Christmas Carol Wonder.land Theatre review A Christmas Carol Wonder.land Theatre reviews: A Christmas Carol and Wonder.land Opera review Autumn Trilogy Puccini La Boheme Ravenna Festival Opera review Autumn Trilogy Puccini La Boheme Ravenna Festival Opera review: Puccini’s La Boheme at the Ravenna Festival Theatre Christmas shows The Snowman Cinderella The Little Match Girl The Lorax Theatre Christmas shows The Snowman Cinderella The Little Match Girl The Lorax From The Snowman to Cinderella: Our pick of Christmas shows Theatre review A Christmas Carol Noel Coward Theatre Theatre review A Christmas Carol Noel Coward Theatre Theatre review: A Christmas Carol at the Noël Coward Theatre Theatre review Oliver Around The World In Eighty Days and Hapgood Theatre review Oliver Around The World In Eighty Days and Hapgood Theatre reviews: Oliver! 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By Simon Edge PUBLISHED: 22:31, Thu, Oct 2, 2014 Lindsay Lohan does not put in a great performance in Speed the Plow but is not a car crash Lindsay Lohan does not put in a great performance in Speed the Plow but is not a car crash[SIMON ANNAUD] Last time David Mamet's ultra-cynical satire on male Hollywood power was in London, it starred Jeff Goldblum and Kevin Spacey. They played the studio executive and his lowly producer buddy whose plans for a career-boosting piece of worthless box-office gold are derailed when a temporary secretary gets too serious about a worthy-but-ghastly novel to which she was meant to give a 'courtesy read'. The piece was thus a joust between these two mesmerising men. This time it's all about the temp, even though she only really features in the second of three acts. That's because she's played by Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan. The message boards have been gleefully reporting that Lindsay Lohan doesn't know her lines The message boards have been gleefully reporting that Lindsay Lohan doesn't know her lines [SIMON ANNAUD] A husky Lindsay Lohan doesn't look especially confident on stage – how would she, given the burden of negative expectation? It's her face on the poster and programme, and the whole thing has been sold on her celebrity. If she has a reputation as a director's nightmare who doesn't turn up to rehearsals back home, so much the better: who wouldn't pay to see a historic A-list car-crash? The message boards have been gleefully reporting that she doesn't know her lines. One paper even noted that she reads half the script from a book, ignoring the inconvenient fact that her character is meant to do just that. I'm sorry to be the bearer of disappointing tidings, but pile-up it ain't. A husky Lohan doesn't look especially confident on stage – how would she, given the burden of negative expectation? But on press night she only needed one prompt. Lindsay Lohan isn't just some ditzy starlet who let the money and fame go to her head Lindsay Lohan isn't just some ditzy starlet who let the money and fame go to her head [SIMON ANNAUD] The audience collectively winced for her, but in road-accident terms, that's no more than a broken rear light. Lohan isn't just some ditzy starlet who let the money and fame go to her head. She has always been a ravishingly good actress, from her debut playing 11-year-old twins in The Parent Trap onwards. In that context, this is not a great performance. She seems uncomfortable with the barrage of interrupted sentences in Mamet's script, putting full stops where there should be dashes, and it's not obvious that Richard 'West Wing' Schiff's head of production would be so blinded by her passion for the book as to risk his career on a movie version. Nigel Lindsay in Speed the Plow at the Playhouse Theatre in London Nigel Lindsay in Speed the Plow at the Playhouse Theatre in London [SIMON ANNAUD] But it's part of the flimsiness of this verbally thrilling but morally tawdry play that he doesn't actually need to. He's a powerful middle-aged man who is daft enough to believe that this young beauty genuinely desires him. When that illusion is stripped away, we're back to cynical business-as-usual. Schiff drawls with surprising weariness through his midlife crisis and the most watchable performance in director Lindsay Posner's production comes from Nigel Lindsay (being called Lindsay seems almost compulsory here) as the struggling wannabe. He's an unrepentant misogynist whose greatest insult to a man is "you squat to pee", but that's what passes for sympathetic in Mamet's world. If the production were funnier the moral bankruptcy might matter less. The laughs don't come fast enough enough for that, but at least there are none at anyone's expense, as the worst of the preview reports had us believe. • Speed-the-Plow is at the Playhouse Theatre in London till November 29. 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Home of the Daily and Sunday Express. sunday_express_logo ____________________ (BUTTON) * Find us on Facebook * Follow us on Twitter * Check us on Google+ * Subscribe to our rss feed Daily Horoscope Our Apps Top 10 Our Paper Paper Archive Weather 4° London * HOME * News * Showbiz & TV * Sport * Comment * Finance * Travel * Entertainment * Life & Style * TV & Radio * Celebrity News * TV Listings * Home * Showbiz & TV * TV & Radio * Television round-up: Grantchester Downton Abbey, The Drive and The Kitchen Television round-up: Grantchester Downton Abbey, The Drive and The Kitchen HAPPY Valley hunk James Norton dons a dog collar to play hunky vicar Sidney Chambers in Grantchester and Downton's back and Lady Mary is already facing a scandal... By David Stephenson PUBLISHED: 00:01, Sun, Oct 12, 2014 Grantchester, Downton Abbey, The Driver, The Kitchen, television, review, David Stephenson James Norton plays the 1950s vicar in Grantchester, with Robson Green as his sidekick[ITV] Here is a new TV series which is ripe for Harry Hill’s much-missed “Fight!” sequence from TV Burp. It’s Grantchester (ITV, Monday) meets Father Brown (BBC). There is a clergyman: tick! There is a period setting: tick! There is a quaint, bucolic setting: tick! There is even a trusty old bicycle: tick! You will not be surprised to learn that channels are very much like children: “Anything you can do, we can do better.” You might have Downton, but we have the new Upstairs, Downstairs. Or did. You have Mr Selfridge, we have The Paradise. Or did. This time, it is ITV which is doing the borrowing. Does she know what he knows, and does Carson know anything, and if not, why not? Also, what are we having for tea? Another nice Victoria sandwich? So it is with Grantchester, which is so close to GK Chesterton’s superior Father Brown, that copyright lawyers must be rubbing their hands. Does it matter? No of course, not. This is television; not life, unless you are the type that bites your toenails while watching Gogglebox. If you like your clergy investigating criminals rather than being them, you will soon be able to watch them doing so, afternoon and night. Based on recent evidence, vicars and priests might do better at policing than the lot we currently have. Grantchester’s lead is James Norton, television’s go-to “housewives’ choice”. He is blond, well-spoken (posh, to you and me) and cuts a dashing figure on a bicycle set against the background of a pretty Cambridge college. Up until now, the most famous sons of Grantchester were Rupert Brooke and Jeffrey Archer; now it is James Norton. Can he act? Well, he played a low-life in Happy Valley (BBC), so yes. Unfortunately, he looks as much like your local vicar as Wayne Rooney. To blur fact and fiction, Norton studied theology, just like TV detectives Morse and Hathaway. So what can be said in the vicar’s favour? Much. He smokes, he drinks, he likes jazz and his congregation, not surprisingly, is mostly women. Called Sidney Chambers, which makes him sound like a Fifties’ country solicitor, also seems to have a divine power when it comes to solving crimes. In the first episode, about the apparent suicide of a parishioner, he had two light-bulb moments. He certainly doesn’t have time to do any actual detection. The drama only lasts an hour. It also helps that his policeman sidekick, Robson Green, is incredibly indiscreet about confidential information: “Here, read this case file, vicar, and tell me what you think. In fact, why not look through all the unsolved ones, too?” Grantchester, Downton Abbey, The Driver, The Kitchen, television, review, David Stephenson DOWNTON: Dowager’s butler Spratt spied Lady Mary and Lord Gillingham leaving the hotel [ITV] Congratulations to the person who adapted this cosy caper. The novel, by James Runcie (son of the archbishop), was told in 52 minutes plus ads. The series should actually be called The Reduced Runcies. There were developments in Downton Abbey (ITV, Sunday). It might even be plot. Lady Mary did wake up in a hotel bed with Lord Gillingham. even an ITV audience will have known what has transpired. They got hammered in the hotel restaurant, before topping up from the bar fridge, and falling down drunk on the bed. Honour was preserved. However, the hero of the hour was our favourite character, Spratt, the Dowager’s wonderfully snobby butler. Finding himself in Liverpool on the same day as Lady Mary, he spied them both leaving the hotel. You’ve got to give credit to writer Julian Fellowes: a sprat to catch an eloper. He passed this key information to Violet, who deftly side-stepped the Spratt’s inference, and instead suggested the couple had actually been gazing longingly at the hotel’s splendid Victorian architecture. Then followed a wonderful scene between the Dowager and Lady Mary, one of the best in the series so far. Meanwhile, the dormant Bates/Green plot has reared its head. Since we are slightly out of the loop, we are now faced with questions such as: “Does she know what he knows, and does Carson know anything, and if not, why not? Also, what are we having for tea? Another nice Victoria sandwich?” Warning: this storyline has the potential to get rather wearisome. Related articles * Autumn's best dramas: Downton Abbey, Doctor Who and Dallas are back on telly * Grantchester's Robson Green: 'The show can be quite dark and brooding' * Television round-up: Peaky Blinders is back, and no one’s feelings are being spared * Grantchester has one smoking reverend The final episode of The Driver (BBC1, Tuesday) kept us guessing and was undoubtedly one of the better thrillers of the year. David Morrissey led a fine cast, with excellent performances, too, from Claudia Blakeney and Colm Meaney. The three-part drama was actually about a mid-life crisis, lived through a nasty Manchester gang. Let’s hope people do not get ideas. Vince told his wife, with whom he was having difficulties: “It made me feel good.” Before she uttered the line of the piece: “I wish you had had an affair.” Now you say. Enjoy satire? Can’t find one to save your life? Try The Revolution Will Be Televised (BBC3, Tuesday) before this channel is left to wither online. You will either love it or hate it. Indeed, some may find it too rude. The two cast, Jolyon Rubinstein and Hayden Prowse, train their fire on pleasing targets. Last week they invaded the offices of the men’s magazine GQ, which is generally very pleased with itself. However, it had a sparkling PR disaster recently when it named Tony Blair as the Philanthropist of the Year. I am told the people of Iraq gave a resounding cheer when they heard the news. So Rubinstein and Prowse presented them with huge placards, including one which announced the “Man of the Year” should be Adolf Hitler. Don’t give them ideas. They also attended a book launch by Gordon Brown and showed him a new cover of his book, which read, “I ****ed The economy”. Oddly enough, the former prime minister was not greatly surprised. STEPHENSON'S ROCKET I Blame Gogglebox (C4). The series, which shows us ordinary people picking their feet with aplomb, has now spawned the risible The Kitchen (BBC2). 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Home of the Daily and Sunday Express. sunday_express_logo ____________________ (BUTTON) * Find us on Facebook * Follow us on Twitter * Check us on Google+ * Subscribe to our rss feed Daily Horoscope Our Apps Top 10 Our Paper Paper Archive Weather 4° London * HOME * News * Showbiz & TV * Sport * Comment * Finance * Travel * Entertainment * Life & Style * Films * Gaming * Theatre * Music * Books * Puzzles * Home * Entertainment * Theatre * Theatre round-up: Gypsy, Here Lies Love and The Infidel Theatre round-up: Gypsy, Here Lies Love and The Infidel 5 / 5 stars Gypsy IMELDA STAUNTON is magnificent as Mama Rose in this tale of broads, burlesque and battle-axes; Here Lies Love takes a whistle-stop tour through the life of Imelda Marcos and David Baddiel is behind the warm and witty religious satire, The Infidel By Michael Arditti PUBLISHED: PUBLISHED: 00:01, Sun, Oct 19, 2014 theatre, reviews, Gypsy, Here Lies Love, The Infidel, Michael Arditti Imelda Staunton is magnificent as Mama Rose[JOHAN PERSSON] “Mothers out!” shouts the creepy compère as he auditions a batch of stage children in the opening scene of Gypsy. Happily for us, Imelda Staunton’s Mama Rose slips through the net, employing a mixture of cajolery, charm and blackmail to ensure that her daughter secures the best spot. Although based on the memoirs of the stripper, Gypsy Rose Lee, the musical focuses on Mama Rose, the showbusiness mother from hell, who, after battling to make her younger daughter a headliner in vaudeville, has to swallow her pride when her neglected elder daughter becomes a star in burlesque. Staunton is magnificent, squeezing every ounce of wit, truth and pathos from the part, while not skimping on the Joan Crawford flamboyance. Her most daring touch is to undercut the triumphalism of Everything’s Coming Up Roses with a hint of hysteria. She is expertly supported by Lara Pulver and Kevin Whately in Jonathan Kent’s pitch-perfect production. theatre, reviews, Gypsy, Here Lies Love, The Infidel, Michael Arditti Here Lies Love takes us on a whistle-stop tour through the life of Imelda Marcos [TRISTAM KENTON] From good Imelda to bad Imelda: Here Lies Love takes us on a whistle-stop tour through the life of Imelda Marcos. This Evita-lite ‘musical experience’ is a triumph of style over substance. Having set my last novel, The Breath of Night, partly in the Marcos-era Philippines, I am particularly sensitive to the show’s total lack of political insight and acknowledgement that Imelda’s hands were steeped in blood. But, even without that special interest, I would object to the wafer-thin characterisation of the former first lady as a Mills & Boon heroine, whose prime concern after a lifetime of political and emotional reversals is that the epitaph on her grave reads ‘Love’. While David Byrne’s lyrics must take the blame for the failure, his music, co-written with Fatboy Slim, Thomas Gandey and Jose Luis Pardo, is rich and vibrant, albeit over-amplified for the small Dorfman auditorium. Natalie Mendoza is splendid as the sanitised Imelda and Gia Macuja Atchison deeply moving as her neglected maid. The successes of the evening are Alex Timbers’ inventive direction and Annie-B Parson’s spirited choreography, in which lithe Filipino dancers meet the lumbering English audience onthe floor of David Korins’ movable disco set. Related articles * Guys and Dolls review: The much-loved Broadway musical packs a 'genuine wallop' * Handel's Xerxes by the English National Opera: Astonishing comedy, glorious fun * Grim dance cliches from Balletboyz: The Talent at the Royal Opera House The bravest of this week’s three musicals, if the roughest in both concept and execution, is The Infidel, David Baddiel’s adaptation of his own screenplay in which an East End Muslim cab driver discovers that his biological parents were Jewish on the eve of his son’s marriage to the stepdaughter of a Fundamentalist imam. Baddiel’s lyrics (“I’m a Muslim, don’t despair; I haven’t got a bomb in my underwear”) are unlikely to give Stephen Sondheim any sleepless nights, but they are jauntily good-humoured and perfectly wedded to Erran Baron Cohen’s eclectic score. Kev Orkian leads an excellent cast in a production dynamically choreographed by Liam Steel. It is particularly heart-warming to see such a warm and witty celebration of religious tolerance in this most multicultural of London theatres. 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By Max Evans PUBLISHED: 08:58, Mon, Nov 3, 2014 Prince Charles and Camilla are greeted by Mexican women dressed for Day of the Dead Prince Charles and Camilla are greeted by Mexican women dressed for Day of the Dead[PA] It looks like they had fun doing it, they really enjoyed themselves. Pasty cook Paulina Espinosa The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall were welcomed by women with skulls painted on their faces and the macabre fanfare of the festival in the town of Real del Monte. Arriving on the back of a four-day tour of Colombia, Charles and Camilla joined Mexicans in the annual celebration, where families remember loved ones who have died. Real del Monte is famous for its links with Cornwall as hundreds of miners from the county emigrated to work in its silver mines in the early 19th century. Prince Charles and Camilla show off their pasty-making skills in Real del Monte Prince Charles and Camilla show off their pasty-making skills in Real del Monte [PA] And the royal couple later found themselves laughing their way through a lesson in making a distinctly British delicacy exported to Mexico - the Cornish pasty. During a visit to the pasty museum, the couple put on white aprons and showed off their culinary skills by making the snacks, following the instructions of a group of chefs. As they each took a circular piece of pastry, Charles asked cook Paulina Espinosa how much filling he should use and she told him as much as he could. Prince Charles last visited Mexico in 2002 Prince Charles last visited Mexico in 2002 [PA] After they folded the pastry together to create the classic pasty shape they crimped the edges to seal it. Charles laughed as he put his pasty down on the metal work surface but Camilla spent longer perfecting hers and finally handed it over with a smile. Ms Espinosa said: "I think they did great - you do have to practice how to seal it. I don't know if it's the first time they did it but I think they did a great job. The Duchess of Cornwall receives her own shirt as she helps Charles launch a football project The Duchess of Cornwall receives her own shirt as she helps Charles launch a football project [PA] "And it looks like they had fun doing it, they really enjoyed themselves." Earlier, Charles and Camilla visited a historic graveyard. Real del Monte is more than 8,500ft (2,590m) above sea level and the trip up a steep hill to the cemetery left the Duchess a little short of breath, making her pause to recover before entering. Prince Charles and Camilla break ground on a project to build a football pitch Prince Charles and Camilla break ground on a project to build a football pitch [PA] Hundreds of well-wishers had filled the town's main square for an open-air homage to the Day of the Dead. The festival is a mixture of pre-Hispanic indigenous traditions and the Catholic celebration of All Saints and All Souls Days. It is a major event in the Mexican calendar - a joyous time when death is seen as reminder to seize life and celebrate the positive memories of those who have died. Charles and Camilla posed for pictures with women dressed as Catrinas - characters which originate from social satire prints lampooning affected upper-class Mexican women, depicting them as skeletons, dressed in gowns with large ornate hats. Before they left the town, the royal couple visited a secondary school and helped launch a project to build a new football pitch by each digging a spade full of earth Day of the Dead ladies welcome the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Day of the Dead ladies welcome the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall [PA] The new pitch - which will be built with the help of a donation by Charles - has been seen as symbolic because the first football match in Mexico was played near the town of Real del Monte. Later, the Prince and Duchess will receive an official welcome from Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto at the presidential palace in the capital, Mexico City The royal couple are treated to traditional music in Real del Monte The royal couple are treated to traditional music in Real del Monte [PA] And while Charles tours a unique agricultural area of Mexico know as "floating farms", Camilla will visit a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. 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Albertina Lloyd catches up with the former Batman star and can't help but question the irony... He may not be superhuman, but Michael Keaton is super-energetic. He talks nineteen to the dozen, making constant asides and asking rhetorical questions, so at times, it's almost as if he is debating with himself. But though he is enthusiastic, there is no arrogance or bravado about him. When I enter the room we've arranged to meet in, he's busy using a smartphone with a bright red cover that stands out boldly against his black jacket. He looks up, greets me warmly, and excuses himself, explaining, "I am sending a message to my son". It's a level of social etiquette one can rarely expect from a friend or family member in this modern digital age, let alone a Hollywood star. Related content * Film review: Unbroken (15) * Film review: Big Eyes (12A) * Film review: Exodus: Gods and Kings (12A) * Film review: Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (PG) * Film review: Dumb and Dumber To (15) * Film review: Birdman (15) * Film review: The Woman In Black: Angel of Death (15) * Oscars 2015: British actor scoops best actor prize as Birdman takes home the most top awards. We're here to discuss his latest film - to give it its full title, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance). Keaton plays Riggan, an actor who hopes to revive his flagging career by directing and starring in an ambitious Broadway production of a play he has also re-written himself. Riggan is riddled with self-doubt and a fear of failure. As a result, his sub-conscious has started to speak to him in the voice of his former character Birdman; the superhero role that made him famous, whose poster looms over his dressing room. The film - by Mexican director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, of 21 Grams and Babel fame - is a brilliant satire on a film industry dominated by blockbuster comic book sequels. It is both darkly thought-provoking and laugh-out-loud funny. Edward Norton, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts and Zach Galifianakis all give notable performances. And it invites audiences behind the scenes of the acting world - showing the human frailty behind celebrity. "It was fun to play, but at the same time, this movie's tricky - you can't enjoy it while you're doing it," confesses Pennsylvania-born Keaton. "It's odd. You really enjoy it, but it was so hard to do these scenes - you have to be locked in." One of the comic highlights is when Riggan pops out for a cigarette between scenes and the stage door blows shut, trapping his dressing gown. The fragile actor is forced to run around the side of theatre and through Times Square to get back in through the front of the theatre - wearing only in his underpants. It was filmed on location, so Keaton ran almost naked through one of the most crowded parts of New York, while people pointed and filmed it on their phones. "I just did that this morning in Hyde Park," he quips, when asked about it. "It's more fun in Hyde Park, actually. "It was really weirdly fun," he adds of filming the scene. "It's fun to play a guy who's this screwed up. To literally get naked, I guess, I didn't think I'd enjoy it so much. You get naked emotionally and then you get almost naked physically." The parallels between Keaton and Riggan are obvious. Inarritu has said he wrote the role for him. The 63-year-old began acting on TV in the Seventies. In 1988, he starred in Tim Burton's dark family comedy Beetlejuice, and a year later, the director cast him as the Caped Crusader in his film adaptation of Batman. Burton's gothic interpretation of Gotham was critically acclaimed, the film was a hit and, in 1992, they made a successful sequel, Batman Returns. Since then, Keaton's kept making movies. He had a role in Tarantino's Jackie Brown, some successful comedies, voice work in hit animations Cars and Toy Story 3, but Batman has remained the peak of his career. So does he relate to Riggan's scenario - has the Caped Crusader loomed over him all these years? "Oh no, no, no," he insists. "Obviously, I relate to him in, 'Oh yeah, I played Batman', he plays a character called Birdman, it's not coincidental," he adds quickly. "I'd be insane if I didn't go, 'Yeah, I did that too'. "The thing is, this movie's about Alejandro, more than any of us. And we're just the vessels. So I relate to the fact that I'm an actor, and I had to play that. I just don't relate to the type of personality this guy is. "But I'm human, he's human. I relate to how sometimes you feel good, sometimes you don't feel so good. Sometimes you feel secure, sometimes you don't feel so secure. But I'm not that type of personality, which makes it easier to look at the guy and go, 'Well, what happened in his life that made him like that, besides the entertainment business?' That's in his personality, regardless of what he does for living." If Keaton had ever felt as insecure and down about his own career as Riggan, he certainly has no need to now. The film has already begun garnering awards, and the industry is all atwitter with Oscar buzz for Birdman. As well as looking at a film industry and fame, Inarritu also turns the camera back on the world of social media. Just hours after Riggan has run semi-naked through Times Square, the video is all over the internet, and it helps draw publicity for his flagging play. When Keaton played Batman, Hollywood stars were still treated as real superheroes. Fans looked up to them and respected them. Now, the insatiable appetite for internet gossip seems to make them a target. Tear them down from their pedestal and expose them for what they really are - flawed human beings, just like the rest of us. "I wonder if people always did that?" muses Keaton, with the voice of one who knows. "Anyway, it's more so now, because of technology. You can catch people looking horrible or doing things that they actually do. It's more intense now than ever." But he doesn't seem that bothered, and why should he be? Keaton doesn't need to worry about having his mask ripped off, because he's not hiding behind one. And while for some, he will always be Batman, soon he is sure to have some awards to put on the shelf next to the superhero memorabilia. Keaton is an actor, and in Birdman, he is a superb one. 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What will be the big films of 2015? 4 * Top 20 films of 2014 - according to movie geek Neil White Top 20 films of 2014 - according to movie geek Neil White 21 Comments (0) According to Konstantin Stanislavski and Lee Strasberg, two founding fathers of method acting, the best performers possess the rare ability to channel deeply personal recollections and emotions through their characters. These actors don't just play a role as written, they share every breath and straining sinew with their alter ego. In Birdman, Michael Keaton inhabits the role of a middle-aged Hollywood star, whose glory days as a big screen superhero are long behind him. It's the role of a lifetime for Keaton - the role of his lifetime, no less, nodding and winking to his two stints behind Batman's cowl under director Tim Burton in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Related content * Batman to Birdman: Michael Keaton on his latest film role * What will be the big films of 2015? * Top 20 films of 2014 - according to movie geek Neil White * Do you know the year this video in Nottingham was filmed? * 'I was Angelina Jolie's son now I'm Stephen Hawking' * Nottingham weather: Temperatures set to soar on New Year's Day * Film review: Foxcatcher (15) * Film review: Into The Woods (PG) * Film review: Taken 3 (12A) * Oscars 2015: British actor scoops best actor prize as Birdman takes home the most top awards. Art and real life playfully blur in Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's technically dazzling comedy, which was shot on location in New York. In one of the film's bravura handheld sequences, Keaton strides purposefully through crowded, neon-lit Times Square in just his underpants as tourists clamour with their mobile devices. Literally and figuratively, he bares his soul. Inarritu and cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki, who deservedly won an Oscar for sci-fi thriller Gravity, meticulously splice together each interlude to resemble a single, unbroken 119-minute shot. If you look closely, you can see the joins but, as a feat of split-second timing, balletic choreography and directorial brio, Birdman is jaw-dropping - right down to the moment the camera casually pans to a drummer on the street playing the same beats and rolls of Antonio Sanchez's improvised jazz score. Riggan Thomson (Keaton) rose to fame playing a superhero called Birdman in three blockbuster films. Twenty years later, he masterminds a comeback with nervy producer Jake (Zach Galifianakis) by directing, writing and starring in a Broadway production of Raymond Carver's short story What We Talk About When We Talk About Love. As opening night approaches and revered critics including Tabitha Dickinson (Lindsay Duncan) prepare to deliver their waspish verdict, petty squabbles between Riggan and his cast - popular Broadway star Mike Shiner (Edward Norton), leading lady Lesley (Naomi Watts) and current squeeze Laura (Andrea Riseborough) - threaten to derail the vanity project. The leading man struggles to keep personal demons at bay, exacerbated by fractious exchanges with his spirited daughter Sam (Emma Stone). Accompanied by a rambling voiceover from Riggan that reflects the character's mental unravelling, Birdman is a wickedly funny satire of a world of overinflated egos and barely concealed vices. Performances are uniformly excellent, from Keaton's career-revitalising turn to Stone's fearless portrayal of a recovering drug addict and Norton's hilarious embodiment of an artist, who believes that, "popularity is just the slutty little cousin of prestige". Peppered with affectionate verbal barbs aimed at Hollywood's current glitterati, Inarritu's picture is crammed to bursting with self-referential treats that demand a second and third viewing. Birdman is the post-Christmas gift that keep on giving. 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What will be the big films of 2015? 4 * Events set to happen In 2015 Events set to happen In 2015 1 * Men’s Fashion Trends 2015 Men's Fashion Trends 2015 10 Comments (0) Rock legends, award-winning dance productions, hit West End musicals, a reformed pop group, international stars and Storm Troopers... the entertainment diary for 2015 is a busy one. Here are 25 shows not to miss Matthew Bourne’s Edward Scissorhands, Theatre Royal, January 20 to 24 Bourne’s first major revival of his acclaimed dance interpretation of Tim Burton’s 1990 film starring Johnny Depp, which first hit the stage nine years ago and has since toured the world. It’s a fresh look at this modern fairytale, revitalised for a whole new generation of theatre goers. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Related content * What will be the big films of 2015? * Events set to happen In 2015 * Men’s Fashion Trends 2015 * Foyle's War: ITV period drama returns on Sunday * Hit Broadway/West End musical Barnum heads for Theatre Royal with Brian Conley * Matthew Bourne's Edward Scissorhands gets ready for a stint at Nottingham's Theatre Royal * 'No one’s ever really done a show like this' Dynamo to bring debut tour to Nottingham * Room 94 to sign copies of new album at HMV * Review: Queen + Adam Lambert, Capital FM Arena * Review: Barnum, Theatre Royal Queen/Adam Lambert, Capital FM Arena, January 24 The American Idol winner takes Freddie Mercury’s place alongside original guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor in this latest incarnation of the band, following successful tours across North America, Australia, New Zealand, Korea and Japan. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com One Man, Two Guv’nors, Theatre Royal, January 26-31 Nottinghamshire comedian Norman Pace joins EastEnders’ Emma Barton in the return of the National Theatre’s award-winning comedy, which has been seen by over a million people worldwide. Expect a mix of satire, songs, slapstick and one-liners. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Collabro and Lucy Kay, Royal Concert Hall, January 30 The Britain’s Got Talent-winning theatrical boy band join runner-up Lucy Kay on their debut tour. Soprano Kay grew up in Nottinghamshire and is a former member of the Mansfield-based Cantamus choir. She released her debut album, Fantasia, in October. The heavy metal fan says she’d love to play the Download Festival 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Barnum, Theatre Royal, February 3 to 14 Brian Conley stars as Phineas T Barnum, America’s Greatest Showman, who lit up the world with colour, warmth and the excitement of his imagination when he teamed up with J A Bailey to create Barnum and Bailey’s Circus: the Greatest Show on Earth. The musical has been described as “a circus spectacular” by critics. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Sam Bailey, Royal Concert Hall, February 4 The former prison officer from Leicester had her dreams come true when she won last year’s X Factor. As well as a No. 1 debut album, 2014 saw the birth of her third child, Miley Beau Pearson. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Saint Raymond, Rock City, February 11 The teenager from Bramcote spent two months last year on the road with chart-topper Ed Sheeran, supporting him on an arena tour of the UK and Europe, including two shows at the Capital FM Arena. The 19-year-old, real name Callum Burrows, will become only the third Nottingham artist to play the main stage at Rock City, following Jake Bugg and Dog Is Dead. 0845 413 4444, alt-tickets.co.uk Katherine Jenkins, Royal Concert Hall, February 14 A Valentine’s Day date with the popera beauty follows the release of her tenth album, Home Sweet Home. But the 34-year-old, who has sold eight million albums over the past ten years, isn’t looking for love – she recently married New Yorker Andrew Levitas. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk The Full Monty, Theatre Royal, February 16 to 21 Simon Beaufoy’s rip-roaring adaptation of his Oscar-winning film about six out of work Sheffield steelworkers who take to stripping, comes direct from the West End and stars Gary Lucy, Andrew Dunn, Louis Emerick, Rupert Hill, Martin Miller and Bobby Schofield. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk X Factor, Capital FM Arena, February 22 Series winner Ben Haenow joins Fleur East, Lauren Platt, Chloe Jasmine, Andrea Faustini, Paul Akister, Jay James, Stephanie Nala, Jake Quickenden, Blonde Electra, Only The Young and Stereo Kicks for the annual live tour. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com The Script, Capital FM Arena, March 3 The Irish trio’s fourth album, No Sound Without Silence, entered the chart at No. 1 in the UK and over 40 other countries. They return to Nottingham on their biggest tour to date, which might explain why Danny O‘Donoghue was too busy to carry on as a judge and mentor on The Voice. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com A View From The Bridge, Theatre Royal, March 4 to 7 In celebration of the centenary of Arthur Miller’s birth, the Touring Consortium Theatre Company present his classic set in the dangerous and mysterious world of New York’s Brooklyn harbour in the 1950s. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Spandau Ballet, Capital FM Arena, March 10 THE Eighties icons who reformed six years ago are enjoying a major revival of fortunes with arena shows, a greatest hits album, an ITV documentary and a their cinematic debut with Soul Boys of the Western World. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com Em-Con, Capital FM Arena, March 15 Stars from Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Red Dwarf, Buck Rogers, Star Trek and Star Wars will be meeting fans at this second annual sci-fi and fantasy convention, milling around with Stormtroopers, Predators and Daleks. There’ll be over 100 stalls selling merchandise including custom made items. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, Theatre Royal, March 17 to 21 Based on the best-selling novel by John Boyne, the play tells the story of an unlikely friendship between two innocent boys during the Second World War. One is the eight-year-old son of the commandant at a concentration camp. The other is a Jewish boy on the other side of the camp fence. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Lionel Richie, Capital FM Arena, March 17 The five-time Grammy winner returns to Nottingham on his All The Hits All Night Long World Tour, which has been running for over a year. He said: “I can’t wait to get back to the UK. The audiences are always so great and I always have an incredible time.” 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com Paloma Faith, Capital FM Arena, March 23 The British pop singer will embark on a huge UK arena tour following her sell-out theatre tour that came to the Royal Concert Hall in November. She also sold out Sherwood Pines last summer. Her latest album is A Perfect Contradiction. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Theatre Royal, March 31 to April 11 Winner of seven 2013 Olivier Awards, this highly- acclaimed National Theatre production, based on the best-selling book, embarks on its first ever nationwide tour. Christopher is 15 and has an extraordinary brain – exceptional at maths while ill-equipped to interpret everyday life. When he falls under suspicion of killing Mrs Shears’ dog, it takes him on a journey that upturns his world. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk Nicki Minaj, Capital FM Arena, April 7 The US rap star will bring her Pinkprint European 2015 tour to Nottingham, three years after her debut. “It’s been way too long since I’ve seen my European Barbz!” says the Grammy nominee, whose special guest on the tour will be Trey Songz. The pair have enjoyed two No 1 collaborations: Touchin/Loving and Bottoms Up. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com. McBusted, Capital FM Arena, April 18/19 Made up of former members of Noughties boy bands McFly and Busted, the six-piece guitar pop group returning to the 10,000-capacity venue, after a sell-out there last year and a secret gig in November at the Albert Hall for Capital FM. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com. Nick Cave, Royal Concert Hall, April 30 One of just five UK dates, so it’s little surprise that the show sold out within an hour. “The aim is to try to create a unique show – something special and out of the ordinary,” says Cave, who’ll be joined by Warren Ellis (guitar/violin/ mandolin/loops), Martyn Casey (bass), Thomas Wydler (drums) and Barry Adamson (keys/vibes) to present songs from across his back catalogue. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk. Olly Murs, Capital FM Arena, April 30/May 1 Pop’s cheeky chappie has shifted more than ten million albums since breaking through on the X Factor six years ago, topping the chart with his latest Never Been Better released at the end of last year. Special guest on this tour is Ella Eyre. 0843 373 3000, capitalfmarena.com. S Club 7, Capital FM Arena, May 15 Their first tour in over a decade will see the pop septet relive their glory days during which they sold more than ten million records. The Bring It All Back tour was announced when they appeared on Children In Need last year. Expect the hits Bring It All Back, Reach, Don’t Stop Movin’, Never Had A Dream Come True and S Club Party. 0843 373 0000, capitalfmarena.com. Elvis Costello, Royal Concert Hall, June 14 The Detour Tour, according to the New York Times offers: “a continuing, challenging, intimate engagement with his songs, old and new.” Costello last played Nottingham three years ago with the Imposters as part of his Revolver UK Tour. 0115 989 5555, trch.co.uk. Tom Odell, Sherwood Forest, June 26 The first act confirmed to play the annual summer weekender in the historic woodland is the chart-topper who headlined the Splendour Festival last year. 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TV and Radio Satire has died while audiences are 'distracted' by Great British Bake Off, Rory Bremner says Rory Bremner laments the death of satire, saying television viewers are "distracted" by the "bread and circus" of the Great British Bake Off and Tumble Rory Bremner Rory Bremner Hannah Furness By Hannah Furness, and agency 1:36PM BST 18 Sep 2014 Follow Comments Comments Political satire on television is dying while audiences are distracted by the “bread and circuses” of the Great British Bake Off, the comedian Rory Bremner has said. Bremner, the comedian, said “bland politicians”, “supine commissioners” and “the descent into farce of the British establishment” has seen the demise of innovative satire. Arguing the modern world required more “analysis and insight than ever”, he said audiences are instead being fed a diet of inoffensive reality television that kept them distracted. He told Prospect magazine: “It’s harder to take politics seriously, to understand the issues, than it is to drown it all in a sea of scorn. “And while the world cries out for greater analysis and insight, we are distracted by bread and circuses, aka the Great British Bake-Off and Tumble. Related Articles * Detectorists never know what they’ll find – but fame? No thanks 19 Sep 2014 * Rory Bremner attacks BBC's Mock the Week 01 Jan 2013 * Why this proud Scot has a very big but... 11 Sep 2014 * Expect no mercy from Spitting Image 12 Feb 2015 * 'Cameron and Miliband too bland for Spitting Image 25 Feb 2014 “We should rediscover our tradition of satire. Of speaking truth unto power. Or, at least, blowing raspberries unto it. It’s a question of political will. “Can we do it in time for the next election? Yes, we can.” Comparing television today with that of 30 years ago, Bremner there are few programmes regularly satirising the establishment. In an article discussing “Who killed satire?”, published in the October issue of the magazine, Bremner said: “Well, in true Agatha Christie style, I suggest there are a number of suspects. “Bland politicians, events and characters beyond parody, supine commissioners, the descent into farce of the British establishment and the end of deference. “The shift in power from politicians towards corporations, universal cynicism and disengagement from politics – the speed and ubiquity of social media, the death of irony and, of course, ourselves with our own habits and choices.” He added there were still copious targets in public life, but that they were less obvious, more elusive, more complex and opaque”. Bremner also condemned the current crop of politicians, with many ministers “unrecognisable” compared with figures such as Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, John Prescott, Ken Clarke, John Major and Michael Heseltine. Saying the BBC and ITV were failing to commission new satire because they are “nervous of causing offence,” he suggested the comedy cynicism of his generation was now moving into different medium “Everyone is a satirist these days,” he said. “The airwaves and newspaper columns are awash with cynical characterisations of politicians, Twitter and other social media full of abuse of public figures, posted in real time.” The issue of Prospect magazine is out now. [BoxOffice_540x147_3394074a.jpg] TV and Radio * News » * UK News » * Culture » * Culture News » * Hannah Furness » TV Guide TV guide: UK listings The Getaway Car, BBC One, 6.50pm On TV tonight: Busting the Drugs Millions, plus brilliant British comedy Hot Fuzz Four of the best films available on Netflix (clockwise from top left): Clueless, Blue is the Warmest Color, Aladdin and Reservoir Dogs The 80 best films on Netflix The best films on TV tonight: a viewer's guide Films on TV tonight Related Partners * Love puzzles? 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. TV and Radio British satire isn't angry enough to be funny The cancelation of Channel 4's Ten O'Clock Live reflects the sad state of British satire. The problem lies with the scripts. Rik Mayall as Alan B'Stard in The New Statesman, the hit TV series which started in the late Eighties Photo: ITV By Tim Stanley, columnist. 12:29PM BST 17 Oct 2014 Comments Comments Favourite moment in The New Statesman. Alan B’stard exits a restaurant and finds a one-legged beggar leaning on a stick. “Remember the Falklands, guv?” says the beggar. “You bet I do,” replies B’stard. “I made a bloody fortune.” And he kicks away the stick. That won’t read funny on the page but it was ruddy funny on screen – unlike 10 O’Clock Live which must have looked very good on page but was judged to have failed in execution. Channel 4’s satire show, now axed, had everything going for it: strong writers, four of the best comedians in the country, plenty of material courtesy of a government ripe for parody etc. But it fell flat. I actually thought it was often cleverly sharp and the debate-section interesting. But comedy is judged on belly laughs – and Ten O'Clock Live delivered the goods too little too late into its third season. Not that this stopped the live audience braying like hyenas, which might have given the performers a false sense of job security. One often wonders if TV studio audiences are watching something that the home viewer can’t see. Like a live-stream of Ed Miliband eating a four course meal. Q: what went wrong? A: the producers confused sketch comedy with satire. Knock-about comedy doesn’t always sit well with a serious political message, which meant that Ten O’Clock Live felt like there was a disconnect between the delivery and the material. To make satire work, the performers have to have total commitment to the political message – and the laughter has to arise from anger. Consider that scene I described above from The New Statesman. The audience isn’t laughing at a beggar being humiliated. They’re laughing in recognition of B’stard’s shameless evil and what it represents: the triumph of amoral Thatcherism. The laughter is a congratulation of the author for having nailed something. And that’s how good satire works: Related Articles * Edwina Currie with her Spitting Image puppet * Expect no mercy from Spitting Image 12 Feb 2015 1. It has to be aimed at a specific and recognisable target. 2. It has to be angry about its absurdity. The producers of Ten O’Clock Live seemed to presume that four funny people talking about how funny politics is would be limitlessly funny in itself. Doubtless, they were modelling the format on the insanely successful Daily Show – which does, at face value, seem to be a stand-up comedian firing off one-liners about silly politicians. But what the Brits missed is that when The Daily Show premiered, it was aimed at something very specific and recognisable: the Bush-era media. And it was also informed by a sincere anger: the Bush-era media’s whitewashing of Bush. That was even more obvious in the spin-off Colbert Show, starring Stephen Colbert as a parody of Fox News host Bill O’Reilly and his associated Right-wing blowhards. “I can’t prove it,” says Colbert, gut-checker-in-chief, “but I can say it.” Well, we can definitively prove that the British are capable of producing great satire. We almost invented it with Beyond the Fringe in the 1960s, perfected it with Eighties shows like Yes, Minister and Spitting Image, and scored a wonderful home run with The Thick of It. The Thick of It is, like the Daily Show, both targeted and angry. Its villain is New Labour, with its mindless politics of spin control - and it was plainly angry at how Blair had reduced a parliamentary democracy to childish farce. Its easy over time to forget how furious some of us really were about that sort of thing – watching the show now, it feels more and more like a comfy sitcom. We were once invited to despise Malcom Tucker, but now he’s flying through space and time like a national treasure. So the problem with Ten O’Clock Live was that we couldn’t tell what the target was and few of the lines spoken by the performers seemed to come from the heart. There were also too many cooks spoiling the broth. Thirty minutes of David Mitchell, Lauren Laverne or Charlie Brooker by themselves, with complete control over a script tailored to their talents, might have been a hit. Five minutes alone with Jimmy Carr would have been a harder sell – unless cyanide capsules were provided. The message for TV producers is to be bolder. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Comedy After 47 seasons of HIGNFY, how has British satire changed? Have I Got News for You has run for 47 seasons – can satire in Britain survive for its 48th? Ian Hislop and Paul Merton from Have I Got News For You Ian Hislop and Paul Merton from Have I Got News For You Photo: BBC By Olivia Goldhill 5:32PM BST 03 Oct 2014 Follow Comments Comments If you’re aged 42 or younger, chances are your HIGNFY memories date back to your salad days – the programme has been running for 24 years and is due to start its 48th series on Friday night. Satire has been popular on British TV for more than 50 years - but is now a very different beast from its 1960s beginnings. That Was The Week That Was News-based satire arrived on television with That Was The Week That Was (TW3) in 1962, which was hosted by David Frost. Millicent Martin sang the opening song, Bernard Levin was a cast member and the scriptwriters included John Cleese, Roald Dahl and poet John Betjeman. When the first episode was broadcast, Reginald Bevins, who was postmaster general and the minister in charge of broadcasting, said he was “going to do something about this”. Related Articles * Paul Merton's 18 best lines and jokes 25 Sep 2014 * Emma Thompson's best quotes 03 Oct 2014 * Withnail and I: best quotes 03 Oct 2014 * Detectorists, BBC Four, review: 'first-rate writing' 02 Oct 2014 * Quiz: Are women now funnier than men? 02 Oct 2014 * Data-driven unisex jokes may yet have the last laugh 02 Oct 2014 But Prime Minister Harold Macmillan had other ideas and wrote a memo that read: “I hope you will not repeat not take any action about “That was the week that was” without consulting me. It is a good thing to be laughed at. It is better than to be ignored.” A clip below shows That Was the Week That Was's take on declining power in Britain: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/JOrPQmiw7Gc?enablejsapi=1 The programme's sketches and debates were relatively tame by today’s standards but shocked a public who had never seen their politicians mocked before. And Macmillan may have reconsidered his stance on laughter when the Profumo scandal became the butt of jokes a year later, in 1963. BBC governors decided the programme was too controversial to run in an election year, 1964, and so TW3 was short-lived – but its influence is still felt by TV comedy today. Yes Minister The 1980s sitcom lampooned the general confusion and cronyism of Westminster politics. It followed the MP Jim Hacker, who consistently failed to create effective policy while his permanent secretary, Sir Humphrey Appleby, had to save him from disaster. The sketch below shows a typical Yes Minister theme - how to get away with doing the opposite of your political promises: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/KgUemV4brDU?enablejsapi=1 Although it seems farcical, several politicians have said that Yes Minister was true to life. Margaret Thatcher was a fan, and said “its clearly-observed portrayal of what goes on in the corridors of power has given me hours of pure joy”. The Prime Minister even performed in a Yes Minister sketch at an awards ceremony for the writers in 1984: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/cwaX_DgHZkM?enablejsapi=1 David Cameron has also praised the show's accuracy. In 2012, he told the Malaysian PM that he had to write an essay on ‘How true to life is Yes Minister’ as a student in the 1980s. "I think I wrote in the essay that it wasn't that true to life,” said Cameron. “I can tell you, as prime minister, it is true to life." The Thick of It The Thick of It is a version of Yes Minister for the 21st century. Like its predecessor, the comedy is set within a ministerial department and does not specifically refer to politicians – though some party politics and events pertain to real life. The central character, Malcolm Tucker, is known as one of the most fearsome characters on television – and for his liberal use of profanities. Tucker is not just bluntly aggressive but creatively so – he’s known for inventing the word “omnishambles”. Here's a taste of some of the affectionate nicknames in The Thick of It: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/fJMNHu9YM-4?enablejsapi=1 Satire often blends into reality as politicians fumble around their departments - one of the writers, Will Smith, said: “it feels more like they copy us”. Mock The Week The comedy panel game, hosted by Dara Ó Briain and featuring stand ups, is barely satire. Though the comedy spins of current affair and news events, the jokes are more silly than pointed - as you can see in the clip below. Former panellist Frankie Boyle said has complained that his risqué jokes were blocked from the show due to fears of “frightening the horses”, and overall the tone is more light-hearted than groundbreaking satire: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/iIeFZCSrgKA?enablejsapi=1 Have I Got News For You As Britain’s longest-running satirical tv show, Have I Got News For You (HIGNFY) has seen many scandals, politicians and libel actions come and go, but kept largely the same format. In 1992, for example, Paul Merton and Ian Hislop were there to joke about the Queen’s “annus bloody catastrophicus” and question whether a divorced man could be the head of the Church of England, after Prince Charles and Diana, Princess of Wales, separated. IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/8_ieICHDNXA?enablejsapi=1 Politicians often make an appearance, though that doesn’t stop them from being the subject of satire – as these clips of Alistair Campbell and Nigel Farage show: IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/SeXHdtKUTfQ?enablejsapi=1 IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/butns-TR8Cg?enablejsapi=1 Guest panellists who perform well can reap their benefits, and none have benefited more than Boris Johnson. The London Mayor was so popular on Have I Got News For You that he became a regular on the show, and saw his political profile boosted as a result of his comedic skills. IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/trE_bkWUFsE?enablejsapi=1 There are complaints that political correctness has curtailed the show’s humour, but these concerns have long existed. Seven years ago, panellist Will Self said that the BBC had “lost its bottle” in a post-Hutton era, and complained that his sharpest joke was cut for transmission. Self also said that Hislop and Merton are less compelling as they mellow in middle age. “It's hard to credit them as effectively wielding what is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful, when they're so clearly part of an elite,” he said. But the series shows no signs of slowing, and millions are expected to tune in for the 48th season of HIGNFY. Will a younger television show steal the satirical crown? Only time will tell. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Books» 4. Book Reviews Their Lips Talk of Mischief by Alan Warner, review: 'dark satire' Francesca Wade admires an ambitious novel about two chancers in Thatcher’s Britain 4 4 out of 5 stars Alan Warner won the James Tait Black Prize last year for The Deadman's Pedal Alan Warner won the James Tait Black Prize last year for The Deadman's Pedal Photo: GARY DOAK / Alamy By Francesca Wade 1:00PM BST 01 Oct 2014 Comments Comments Alan Warner’s last book was set on a Seventies Highlands railway; this, his eighth novel, jumps to London in 1984, the year of miners’ strikes and Brighton bombings. Lou and narrator Douglas are a Withnail and I-like pairing, their friendship sparked by a dramatic chance meeting in A&E. With mutual unemployment and literary pretensions, they share a grubby flat with Lou’s fiancée Aoife and baby Lily at the top of an Acton council block. The men’s engagement with the politics of Thatcher’s Britain is limited to occasional incoherent diatribes and a few guilty pennies in a “Support the Miners” bucket. Rather, they spend their days nursing pints of Guinness at the grimy local, toasting the day their unstarted novels will surely go, Morrisseyesque, straight into Penguin Modern Classics. VISIT: Our complete guide to the best books to read, from novels to histories and memoirs Warner is one of Scotland’s most inventive talents; a Granta Best Young British Novelist of 2003, he was Booker-longlisted with 2010’s The Stars in the Bright Sky, while The Deadman’s Pedal won the 2013 James Tait Black Prize. Their Lips Talk of Mischief is further evidence of his interest in outsiders, his gritty sense of place and period, and his sensitivity towards small details. But, overall, it lacks the raw energy of his earlier work: the characters and plot (a hackneyed love triangle centring on beautiful, naive Aoife) are less original than we’ve come to expect from him. The heroine of Warner’s fine first novel, Morvern Callar (1995), blows a stolen inheritance on Mediterranean holidays, but Lou and Douglas are less imaginative: they don’t even vary the pub into which they sink money scrounged from elaborate housing benefit cheats and other scams. Lou is violent, misogynistic and hypocritical, Douglas increasingly weak and shallow, while Aoife and her friend, Catholic exhibitionist Abby, are seen only through the men’s leering eyes. Related Articles * The Deadman's Pedal by Alan Warner: review 12 Jul 2012 * The Stars in the Bright Sky by Alan Warner: review 11 Jun 2010 Scenes within the claustrophobic confines of the flat and pub, full of cool blather and callous betrayal, grow frustratingly repetitive. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Books» 4. Book Reviews Their Lips Talk of Mischief by Alan Warner, review: 'dark satire' Francesca Wade admires an ambitious novel about two chancers in Thatcher’s Britain 4 4 out of 5 stars Alan Warner won the James Tait Black Prize last year for The Deadman's Pedal Alan Warner won the James Tait Black Prize last year for The Deadman's Pedal Photo: GARY DOAK / Alamy By Francesca Wade 1:00PM BST 01 Oct 2014 Comments Comments Alan Warner’s last book was set on a Seventies Highlands railway; this, his eighth novel, jumps to London in 1984, the year of miners’ strikes and Brighton bombings. Lou and narrator Douglas are a Withnail and I-like pairing, their friendship sparked by a dramatic chance meeting in A&E. With mutual unemployment and literary pretensions, they share a grubby flat with Lou’s fiancée Aoife and baby Lily at the top of an Acton council block. The men’s engagement with the politics of Thatcher’s Britain is limited to occasional incoherent diatribes and a few guilty pennies in a “Support the Miners” bucket. Rather, they spend their days nursing pints of Guinness at the grimy local, toasting the day their unstarted novels will surely go, Morrisseyesque, straight into Penguin Modern Classics. VISIT: Our complete guide to the best books to read, from novels to histories and memoirs Warner is one of Scotland’s most inventive talents; a Granta Best Young British Novelist of 2003, he was Booker-longlisted with 2010’s The Stars in the Bright Sky, while The Deadman’s Pedal won the 2013 James Tait Black Prize. Their Lips Talk of Mischief is further evidence of his interest in outsiders, his gritty sense of place and period, and his sensitivity towards small details. But, overall, it lacks the raw energy of his earlier work: the characters and plot (a hackneyed love triangle centring on beautiful, naive Aoife) are less original than we’ve come to expect from him. The heroine of Warner’s fine first novel, Morvern Callar (1995), blows a stolen inheritance on Mediterranean holidays, but Lou and Douglas are less imaginative: they don’t even vary the pub into which they sink money scrounged from elaborate housing benefit cheats and other scams. Lou is violent, misogynistic and hypocritical, Douglas increasingly weak and shallow, while Aoife and her friend, Catholic exhibitionist Abby, are seen only through the men’s leering eyes. Related Articles * The Deadman's Pedal by Alan Warner: review 12 Jul 2012 * The Stars in the Bright Sky by Alan Warner: review 11 Jun 2010 Scenes within the claustrophobic confines of the flat and pub, full of cool blather and callous betrayal, grow frustratingly repetitive. The novel is at its dark best in vignettes of set-piece comedy which satirise the men’s attempt at a bohemian lifestyle: there are hilarious interactions with the breezy publishing executive who uses them for casual copy (think Cat Caption Calendar 1986), and a gripping scene where the gang do a runner from an Indian restaurant. But as relationships become tested by jealousy, Catholic guilt and illicit sexual desires, the ensuing destruction is borne not of evil, as the title seems to suggest, but of apathy, amorality, self-indulgence and ordinary nastiness. [warner_cover_3051412a.jpg] Their Lips Talk of Mischief by Alan Warner 344pp, Faber, Telegraph offer price: £13.49 (PLUS £1.95 p&p) (RRP £14.99, ebook £5.99) . Call 0844 871 1515 or see books.telegraph.co.uk READ: Best books of 2014 [Books_540x147_3394077a.jpg] Book Reviews * Culture » * Books » * Book news » * Fiction Reviews » * Culture Reviews » telegraph book shop Telegraph Book Shop Related Partners * Love puzzles? 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Film» 4. Film Reviews Nightcrawler, review: 'jet-black laughs' Nightcrawler, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, is an electrically overblown satire on tabloid journalism, says Tim Robey 3 3 out of 5 stars Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler By Tim Robey 12:25PM GMT 30 Oct 2014 Follow Comments Comments Dir: Dan Gilroy. Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, Riz Ahmed, Bill Paxton. 15; 117 min. Try to imagine the acrid TV satire of Network, lit up by the sodium glare of an LA crime flick from the 1980s, and you’re some of the way into Nightcrawler. The film’s a satirical thriller, which is a novel enough entity in itself these days; it has a pungent, can’t-miss-the-point premise, and a big, weird, sharkish performance from Jake Gyllenhaal powering it up. It’s a must-see and a must-talk-about film, electrically overblown in the moment, if not wholly in control of its pay-off. Gyllenhaal’s Lou Bloom starts the film as a guttersnipe in the City of Angels, prowling the night for scrap metal, desperate for a job, or even work experience. “I’m not hiring a thief”, says one of his customary buyers, at whom Lou fires off a wide, alarmingly insincere grin. Chancing on a bloody traffic accident that night, where he notices a professional film crew grabbing what footage they can, Lou sniffs a career opportunity: he swipes an expensive mountain bike, and trades it in for a police scanner and a digital video camera. Such are his baby-steps into the harsh, grubby and morally dubious world of freelance crime journalism. Related Articles * Mr Turner: 'Spall is like a moulting, phlegmy Gruffalo' 31 Oct 2014 * Interstellar: 'close to a masterpiece' 27 Oct 2014 * The best films in cinemas now 24 Apr 2015 “Think of our newscast as a screaming woman, running down the street with her throat cut,” the no-bullshit Nina (Rene Russo) advises Lou, after he’s sold her his first, shaky but intense footage of a carjacking casualty. She’s the news producer working the so-called ‘vampire shift’ on a bottom-rung LA TV station, hungry for sensation, and especially keen on “well-off victims, injured at the hands of the poor or a minority.” Lou is to this gruesome manor born. He recruits an assistant called Rick (Riz Ahmed) off the street, where he’d otherwise be turning tricks, and promises long-term employment, on the condition he’ll accept a $30-per-night pittance to start with. Rick says yes: every Volpone needs a Mosca, after all. The pair crawl the kerbs through the witching hour, waiting to pounce on yet-to-break stories, ideally before any of their better-equipped rivals, such as the boorishly gloating Chris (Bill Paxton), can get to the scene. The complete moral indifference of tabloid journalism is not news, and to the credit of writer-director Dan Gilroy (brother of Michael Clayton’s Tony), he’s not pretending it is. His script’s ripely over-the-top, mining vulture culture for jet-black laughs. Gyllenhaal’s Lou is a mantra-spouting creep, who forces Russo to accept a date with him if she wants access to his increasingly no-holds-barred material, and then explains his masterplan to “implement expansion”. He’s the worst possible by-product of the American dream, raised on a vocabulary of pure business-speak, and lacking in a single human quality except cunning, drive and oneupmanship. He’s no Travis Bickle. Like Rupert Pupkin, the humourless wannabe De Niro played in The King of Comedy, he’s even worse. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. TV and Radio Why 'The Clangers' is the best children's TV show ever A revival of the classic TV series The Clangers will be perfect for today’s children - if it sticks to its subversive roots Clanger Photo: KENT NEWS & PICTURES By Justin Webb 7:30AM BST 08 Sep 2014 Comments Comments This piece was originally published on 13 July, 2014 My teenage daughter Martha does not like stuffed furry animals. It’s odd: she is perfect in every other respect, but on this she will always be a disappointment to me. I tell her she is losing out; she tells me to grow up. And there it rests. Or rested, until the wonderful news that the knitted mouse-like characters the Clangers are making a comeback – both in a new exhibition celebrating children’s broadcasting, Here’s One We Made Earlier, which opens this week at The Lowry in Salford, and in a new CBeebies series of 52 episodes to run next year. Their planet, home to the Soup Dragon and the Music Trees, is making a joyous return. I am excited; but worried, too. We are told the new version will be “modern”. Not too modern, I hope. Because job number one for the little furry creatures is to show children that fun did not begin with the invention of the iPhone. Long before that, in what my kids call “the black-and-white days”, we had fun, too. The depth of youngsters’ suspicion about those times was brought home to me recently by my other daughter, Clara, who is 10. I was telling her that when I grew up in the late Sixties, we had no car, and she looked momentarily interested. “Oh,” she said, thoughtfully. “When were they invented?” Related Articles * 'Where are social services?' 06 Mar 2015 * Michael Palin to narrate Clangers 07 Sep 2014 * SuperTed makes TV comeback without the fat jokes 15 Jul 2014 Ah, yes. Not much had been invented in 1968. We had not even been to the moon. But when my children sit down for their compulsory Clangers session next year, they will discover that, in spite of us having (in their imagination) no cars; in spite of us not having the technology to make animated objects move in anything other than jumpy, unrealistic form; in spite of all these difficulties, we had something more. The Clangers were sweet and innocent and fluffy, but they packed a punch; they were subversive as well. The Soup Dragon was a woman. A woman dragon. In the Sixties. Just as much as David Frost, the Clangers were groundbreaking; satire for the very young. They did not pander or preach. Sometimes the storylines were a bit thin (Tiny Clanger and Small Clanger have a disagreement over a length of rope, but then decide to get some soup from the Soup Dragon). But there was more to Clangerland: they gently and insistently poked fun at the world; the best example being their attitude to space exploration, the dominating passion of the times – the Moon landings came midway through the Clangers’ TV run. So, just as our thoughts were full of “one small step”, the Clangers had an episode entitled The Intruder. A space capsule arrives from Earth on their planet and tries, as the script has it, “to dig up pieces and make off with them”. The narrator – the peerless Oliver Postgate – poses a question: “Who can say what havoc may be caused by these unwarranted intrusions?” The Clangers decide at the end of the story that they, too, should travel in space, but one of them looks at Earth through a telescope and sees a black-and-white image of New York and decides not to go. Postgate intones: “Oh dear, yes, I see. What an unpleasant-looking place. I don’t think the Clangers want to go there. They put the rocket away and save it for something useful.” The challenge for the Clangers is that the modern version must be as un-PC as the old one. If it is to keep its place as the finest knitted satire on TV, it must not lose its nerve – it must be willing to hit out at some modern targets. It must question things, and do so in a manner that surprises. Will Major Clanger come out against gay marriage? Will Tiny Clanger discover that recycling is a waste of time? Will they buy a tablet computer but discover that books are better? The Clangers have a responsibility to challenge orthodoxy: I hope they live up to it. The word that sums up the Clangers’ humour is mordant. It has edge, it has bite. Never mind that the details might be lost on the tiny audience, but mum and dad will get it and smile, or grimace. That is the mark of all decent children’s TV. The real classics must appeal to the whole family. They must “speak to the condition”, as Quakers say, of everyone in the room. That is what TV-watching should be all about. And this is where lesser, more modern children’s TV falls down. Postman Pat has a cosy niceness that is part of the fun of childhood, and I don’t want to be seen as an enemy of cosy. But my adult psyche was severely damaged by a 13-hour drive from South Carolina to Washington DC (we lived in America when the kids were young) during which the only tape we had in the car was Postman Pat’s Foggy Day. By the end, we were ready to stuff Jess where the sun don’t shine. It’s all too saccharine. I have to admit we enjoyed the fact that Martha (who had an American accent in her early life) talked about Postman Pat as if she had never left Pencaster (the fake Cumbrian village where Pat lives). But that was a passing pleasure: Pat is history for us now. And so, of course, is all the cartoon nonsense that the children watched, eyes glazed, in their early American lives. Children’s TV needs to be warm, fun and unthreatening, and all the other things that the big bad world is not, but it can be all of these things and more. What the Americans never grasped, it seemed to me, is that kids, as they grow up, like devilment. We all do. A former boss of mine on the Today programme used to use that word about what we did, or attempted to do. Great broadcasting needs to have more than technical brilliance or intellectual heft: it needs that x-factor of naughtiness. We used to bring the children back to Britain in the summer, and I remember our shock when they refused to come and eat their supper because they had discovered CBBC on an English hotel TV. It was funny. A little anarchic. Much less polished, but much more enjoyable. I am convinced that part of the reason our children were happy to come to live in Britain (they were all born abroad) was that they thought of it as being more fun. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Books» 4. Book Reviews The Murdstone Trilogy by Mal Peet, review: 'delicious drollery' Nicolette Jones enjoys a joyous literary satire that sends up book prizes, festivals and the excesses of JRR Tolkien 5 5 out of 5 stars Mal Peet Mal Peet Photo: Steffan Hill By Nicolette Jones 10:00AM GMT 09 Dec 2014 Comments Comments Mal Peet has won acclaim as a writer in what he has described as the “arbitrary bracket” of fiction for young adults. His sophisticated novel Tamar, about Dutch radio operators in the Second World War, won the librarians’ esteemed CILIP Carnegie Medal. The Murdstone Trilogy – not part of a trilogy – is his first adult novel. Philip Murdstone is an acclaimed writer for young adults whose work sells miserably. He is urged by his hard-nosed agent, Minerva Cinch, also his lust object, to write fantasy because it sells for advances “not far short of a bent banker’s bonus”. Philip hasn’t the least capacity for fantasy. In purple ink on a piece of scrap paper (the final page of Philip’s latest YA manuscript), Minerva writes him a formula, basically, with biting humour, the plot of The Lord of the Rings. Philip is left to unproductive despair, until he meets a gnomelike “greme” called Pocket Wellfair with uninhibitedly scatological speech, and makes a Faustian pact. The account of Philip’s subsequent literary success encompasses exhilarating send-ups of the Hay Festival (a “net exporter of rain”), naff American chat shows, a book prize ceremony and interviews with journalists who “eat writers’ heads for lunch, broiled, on a bed of thistles”. Through all these, Philip (like the reader) has a ball. But, as is the way of Faustian pacts, things don’t work out well. Reality and fantasy interweave, suggesting a writer’s submergence in his invention, as if the vivid intrusion of the fantasy world into Philip’s could be in his own mind. “Reality,” one grotesque from “the Realm” tells Philip, “is fluid. Slippery. There are two ways of stabilising it. The first is by the use of Magick… The second is with words.” Are words the only Magick in this story? Related Articles * The 85 best books of 2014 15 Apr 2015 * Mal Peet, writer, dies aged 67 03 Mar 2015 * The Socrates Effect: a new short story by Mal Peet 03 Mar 2015 * Tolkien's Beowulf: 'long-winded but potent battle scenes' 20 May 2014 * World Book Night: give a book to someone you love 23 Apr 2012 * 'Cursed' ring that inspired The Hobbit 02 Apr 2013 We are party to a joyously entertaining stream of Philip’s ribald, boozy, blokish, depressive thoughts. And Peet is a master of comic set pieces, including the reactions of local yokels to Philip’s fame. Most hilarious is the dialogue between mustachioed, thumb-sucking twin sisters disturbingly interested in Philip, but a vicar who swears and is called upon to perform an exorcism, a randy Croatian waitress and Himalayan monks all people scenes of delicious drollery. 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Home» 2. Culture» 3. Books» 4. Book Reviews J by Howard Jacobson, review: 'jet-black and bleak' Society lies broken in Howard Jacobson’s Booker-shortlisted satire, the most unsettling novel of his career 4 4 out of 5 stars No future: Howard Jacobson’s characters inhabit a sinister dystopia No future: Howard Jacobson’s characters inhabit a sinister dystopia Photo: Clara Molden By Tim Martin 10:31AM BST 14 Oct 2014 Comments Comments Something is missing from the society portrayed in Howard Jacobson’s Booker-longlisted 13th novel, a seemingly placid retro-future Britain where everyone now has surnames such as Cohen, Behrens, Kroplik, Solomons and Gutkind. Music and language have been neutered by collective consent: the radio plays wall-to-wall love ballads, improvisation has “fallen out of fashion”, literature consists of “rags-to-riches memoirs, cookbooks and romances”, and conversation steers clear of jokes, insults or witticisms, whose “unpredictability unsettled people’s nerves”. Phone and letter are the main channels of communication, though distant memories remain of “a time when people wrote to one another by phone but wrote such horrid things that the practice had to be discouraged”. Citizens are barred from entering or leaving the country, and the slogans promoted by Ofnow, the “non-statutory monitor of the public mood”, include Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, The Overexamined Life is Not Worth Living and Yesterday is a Lesson We Can Learn Only by Looking to Tomorrow. What on earth has happened here? The answer obtrudes, bit by bit, into the bleakest and most unsettling narrative of this author’s career. Jacobson may have started as a comic novelist, but he has been getting steadily more serious for years, with books such as Kalooki Nights and The Finkler Question staging their wrangling social comedies on the edge of personal and historical cataclysms. But the jet-black satire in J begins a long way down in the pit already. This is a novel of absences, elisions and missing pieces, in which the reader must sift through the many evasions of official history, willed forgetfulness, newspeak and doublethink to work out what is going on. A picture emerges. Several decades before the events of the book – so, not many years from our own time – the Britain of Jacobson’s novel sanctioned a campaign of hysterical extermination that deprived the nation of a significant number of its citizens. No one seems to know, officially at least, who these citizens were or what became of them; the half-remembered events that led to their disappearance are referred to as WHAT HAPPENED, IF IT HAPPENED. AUTUMN FICTION 2014: Will Self's Shark, a sequel to Booker-nominated Umbrella, is truly wonderful “Something terrible’s been done to everybody everywhere,” says one character. “What’s the point of hunting down the specifics?” Related Articles * Howard Jacobson on winning the Booker 14 Oct 2010 * Joshua Ferris: a writer with bite 14 Oct 2014 * Is Ali Smith the heir to Virginia Woolf? 14 Oct 2014 * An unforgettable saga of Indian life 14 Oct 2014 * Review: Savagery on the Burma death railway 14 Oct 2014 * We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler, review: 'deeply moving' 14 Oct 2014 This tyranny of forgetting extends to language. A government campaign, Project Ishmael – which, in one of the book’s more groanworthy flourishes, takes its name from the first line of Moby-Dick – orders all citizens to take new names, going “in a single bound from Hinchcliffe to Behrens” and so on. British towns and counties have been likewise renamed: Cornwall becomes Bethesda, and Ludgvennok, the village where most of the book’s action takes place, is rechristened, if that’s the right word, Port Reuben. As a political scheme, this is obviously daft, but it has its place in Jacobson’s bitterly satirical agenda, representing a final scattering to the winds of special names and cultural signifiers. Other words have dropped out of use altogether. The book’s title is not the letter J, exactly, but an invented character with two bars through it, denoting the superstitious gesture made by several characters to “stifle the letter J” before it leaves their lips. It crops up at the beginning of several significant words – “jazz”, “Jesus”, “joke”, “jest” – whose substance has also been removed from this sinister dystopia. When two characters visit the Necropolis – the nation’s capital, now a violent interzone – their taxi driver takes them east, to the place slangily known as “where the Cohens lived”, before painfully having to explain that the Cohens in question “went away a long time ago. Before memory.” So much for the set-up – but what a set-up it is, so gloriously drip-fed and sinister that it often makes a sideshow of the novel’s unshapely plots and sub-plots. J revolves loosely around the romance between two characters, a middle-aged woodworker named Kevern Cohen and a 19-year-old artist, Ailínn Solomons. Both are damaged creatures: Kevern has inherited a bundle of obsessive-compulsive self-protection behaviours from his secretive parents, while Ailínn, an orphan, is convinced that a nebulous Someone is trying to keep tabs on her. As the novel proceeds, we discover that neither of them is as paranoid as they seem. In Port Reuben, and in the England that contains it, violence and fury are never far beneath the surface. Murder and sexual violence are on the rise; people are profoundly unhappy at some half-acknowledged level; and the government, in the person of its regulator Ofnow, has a plan to do something about it that directly involves our two protagonists. This is where things get a bit tangled up, as Jacobson’s novel is trying to do several things at once: it wants to develop plausible characters in a ridiculous world, it wants to keep the reader guessing about the dimensions and consequences of its central atrocity, but it needs to make sure we don’t miss any satirical, ethical or political points either. This results in an uneven tone that can’t simply be ascribed to the neutered language of this future society, as the author commandeers or curtails his plot lines to stage Platonic talking-shops on the book’s central ideas. One rambling subplot, about a sequence of murders in the village and the detective who investigates them, adds little to the book except an interesting discussion of denialism. Another segment involving a ghastly art historian, who spies on his students for evidence of “the alien and grotesque… for anything or anyone – how can I best put this? – left over”, provides the book’s most unvarnished treatment of the murderous racism at its heart but impinges only vaguely on the plot. Set aside the central guessing game, and J is much less fascinating as a novel of action than as a space in which its ideas can be discussed. READ: Zoo Time, Howard Jacobson's hilarious satire on the publishing world Elsewhere, the novel sometimes overbalances when Jacobson’s robust sense of comedy overcomes the chilly restraint of his narrative. Sometimes he just can’t resist a joke. One early passage on the new world order splashes from the sinister into the ridiculous, reducing seething social tension to cartoon Orwelliana: “A compliant society meant that every section of it consented with gratitude – the gratitude of the providentially spared – to the principle of group aptitude. People of Afro-Caribbean origin were suited by temperament and physique to entertainment and athletics, and so they sang and sprinted. People originally from the Indian subcontinent, electronically gifted as though by nature, undertook to ensure no family was without a functioning utility phone. What was left of the Polish community plumbed, what was left of the Greek smashed plates.” But these are minor complaints, since for most of the time Jacobson juggles his toxic material with enviable ease. Many of the conceits in J were treated non-fictionally in a short essay on the Holocaust that Jacobson published as an Amazon one-off last year: the idea that it’s impossible to forgive people to whom we’ve done a great wrong, for example, or the concept that “anyone who cannot bear to look at the reflection of his conscience in the mirror of a crime has only to smash the mirror to feel innocent”. Readers of this author’s previous work will also espy recurrent preoccupations in the viewpoints of certain characters, particularly those who talk about the value of “a shapely, long-ingested cultural antagonism, in which everything, from whom we worship to what we eat, is accounted for and made clear… We are who we are because we are not them.” As the basis of a novel, however, these conceits deepen and creep outwards, embracing the reader in persuasive vocabularies of coercion and control. Contemporary literature is overloaded with millenarian visions of destroyed landscapes and societies in flames, but Jacobson has produced one that feels frighteningly new by turning the focus within: the ruins here are the ruins of language, imagination, love itself. “We’ve lived through the end of the world,” says one character. “This is the aftermath. This is the post-apocalypse.” [jacobson_cover_3019704a.jpg] Buy J by Howard Jacobson from the Telegraph Bookshop READ: Best books of 2014 [Books_540x147_3394077a.jpg] Book Reviews * Culture » * Books » * Book news » * Fiction Reviews » * Culture Reviews » telegraph book shop Telegraph Book Shop Related Partners * Love puzzles? 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But we need satire more than ever Owen Jones Owen Jones There’s nothing the establishment hates more than ridicule – that’s why it’s vital for a healthy democracy Illustration by Mitch Blunt 'Satire is so subversive – and often politically fatal for those who rule – because it exposes the absurdities of power.' Photograph: Mitch Blunt Sunday 7 December 2014 19.04 GMT Last modified on Monday 8 December 2014 00.02 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp The world of social media is a swirling, sometimes dizzying mess of contradictions. A powerful force for mobilising political change, or sometimes a glorified mass of torches and pitchforks; a means to instantly engage and debate with people of all leanings and all continents, or a means to obsessively harass, troll and threaten strangers; a tool to broaden horizons, or to be bombarded with nonsensical junk. But our social media, increasingly, are assuming a role that is crucial in a democracy: satirising and ridiculing the powerful. Take the now flourishing Twitter-land of Trumpton. In a dig at Ukip’s desire to take Britain back to something approximating the iconic 1960s children’s programme, a Trumpton Ukip account was founded. It proved not to be to the taste of the party’s Scottish MEP, David Coburn, who attempted to have the account shut down and even apparently threatened legal action. Big mistake: the powerful attempting to menace those who poke fun at them is the ultimate provocation, and is particularly self-defeating. All Coburn has achieved is to make a relatively small-fry account the Twitter trend of the moment. Political satire is booming online, where taking the mighty and the powerful down a peg or two is a sport. On the web you can find Vine videos of George Osborne looking spaced out at prime minister’s questions; and the mocking of broken political promises, from “We’re all in it together” to the trebling of tuition fees. Some of it is crude, unpolished or just not very funny. But thank goodness social media have taken up the mantle – because there is all too little of it on our TV screens. Satire is so subversive – and often politically fatal for those who rule – because it exposes the absurdities of power. Authority attempts to assert itself partly through a veneer of respectability and seriousness. When that is stripped away, its legitimacy can be lost, along with our subservience. But as Jeremy Paxman asked a few months ago, “Where is the Spitting Image of today? ... Imagine the sport the show could have with Cameron and Clegg. But I don’t care whether it’s puppets or cartoons or real people. Just give us some decent satire.” The humorous ridiculing of the powerful has a proud pedigree in Britain. Back in the mid-19th century, it was Punch magazine that championed satire, being sympathetic to the rising demands of democracy against the country’s oligarchic, unaccountable elite. More recently, satire has episodically flourished on our TV screens: That Was The Week That Was audaciously challenged the stultifying deference of the early 60s; Not the Nine O’Clock News stuck it to the political elite as Thatcherism dawned; more recently, we had Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Yes, we have the likes of Have I Got News For You; and The Thick Of It is a modern classic, even if it doesn’t skewer actual living politicians. But nothing has the bite and reach of Spitting Image. In its 12-year run, it reached up to 15 million people each week. Margaret Thatcher was a hectoring alpha male bullying her pathetically cowardly cabinet; Labour was a shambolic, incompetent mess; and even the royal family got a kicking, once shown moving to a council estate because they couldn’t afford the poll tax. Look at the US, by contrast. Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show reaches a disproportionately young audience, entertaining and informing them. Stephen Colbert takes on the US’s ranting rightwing shock jocks. Depressingly, we’re even exporting satirical talent such as Birmingham-born John Oliver, who presents Last Week Tonight on HBO. There is a counter-argument too: for if there’s one thing we don’t lack in modern Britain, it’s cynicism about our political elite. Our politicians have never been loved, and now they are even less popular than most tropical diseases. But that’s not altogether healthy. Anger at our political elite seldom fuels action to do anything about it, engendering instead an enraged passivity: people scream at the television set rather than taking to the streets. That actually suits the political elite rather well, because it makes them less accountable. It also undermines those of us who want radical change: if you believe all politicians are liars and charlatans, then you are less likely to see politics as a realistic vehicle to transform society. But quality satire does not just scrutinise and ridicule the great and the good. It helps engage those who otherwise find politics tedious. Politics can be made fun, raucous and appealing (at least for those not on the receiving end of it). Maybe – as the likes of Rory Bremner suggest – politics has become stuffed with so many dreary on-message types that there’s too little comedy fodder. But while Ed Miliband is routinely mocked by many newspapers, Nigel Farage and David Cameron have largely escaped such treatment in most of the press. It is all too often those at the bottom of society who are demonised and derided. There’s too little punching up. Where is the scrutinising – and yes, ridiculing – of the poverty-paying bosses, the tax dodgers, or the bankers responsible for economic disaster? Satire can be brilliantly effective at encouraging us to challenge the way our society is run. 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Photograph: Mitch Blunt Sunday 7 December 2014 19.04 GMT Last modified on Monday 8 December 2014 00.02 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp The world of social media is a swirling, sometimes dizzying mess of contradictions. A powerful force for mobilising political change, or sometimes a glorified mass of torches and pitchforks; a means to instantly engage and debate with people of all leanings and all continents, or a means to obsessively harass, troll and threaten strangers; a tool to broaden horizons, or to be bombarded with nonsensical junk. But our social media, increasingly, are assuming a role that is crucial in a democracy: satirising and ridiculing the powerful. Take the now flourishing Twitter-land of Trumpton. In a dig at Ukip’s desire to take Britain back to something approximating the iconic 1960s children’s programme, a Trumpton Ukip account was founded. It proved not to be to the taste of the party’s Scottish MEP, David Coburn, who attempted to have the account shut down and even apparently threatened legal action. Big mistake: the powerful attempting to menace those who poke fun at them is the ultimate provocation, and is particularly self-defeating. All Coburn has achieved is to make a relatively small-fry account the Twitter trend of the moment. Political satire is booming online, where taking the mighty and the powerful down a peg or two is a sport. On the web you can find Vine videos of George Osborne looking spaced out at prime minister’s questions; and the mocking of broken political promises, from “We’re all in it together” to the trebling of tuition fees. Some of it is crude, unpolished or just not very funny. But thank goodness social media have taken up the mantle – because there is all too little of it on our TV screens. Satire is so subversive – and often politically fatal for those who rule – because it exposes the absurdities of power. Authority attempts to assert itself partly through a veneer of respectability and seriousness. When that is stripped away, its legitimacy can be lost, along with our subservience. But as Jeremy Paxman asked a few months ago, “Where is the Spitting Image of today? ... Imagine the sport the show could have with Cameron and Clegg. But I don’t care whether it’s puppets or cartoons or real people. Just give us some decent satire.” The humorous ridiculing of the powerful has a proud pedigree in Britain. Back in the mid-19th century, it was Punch magazine that championed satire, being sympathetic to the rising demands of democracy against the country’s oligarchic, unaccountable elite. More recently, satire has episodically flourished on our TV screens: That Was The Week That Was audaciously challenged the stultifying deference of the early 60s; Not the Nine O’Clock News stuck it to the political elite as Thatcherism dawned; more recently, we had Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Yes, we have the likes of Have I Got News For You; and The Thick Of It is a modern classic, even if it doesn’t skewer actual living politicians. But nothing has the bite and reach of Spitting Image. In its 12-year run, it reached up to 15 million people each week. Margaret Thatcher was a hectoring alpha male bullying her pathetically cowardly cabinet; Labour was a shambolic, incompetent mess; and even the royal family got a kicking, once shown moving to a council estate because they couldn’t afford the poll tax. Look at the US, by contrast. Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show reaches a disproportionately young audience, entertaining and informing them. Stephen Colbert takes on the US’s ranting rightwing shock jocks. Depressingly, we’re even exporting satirical talent such as Birmingham-born John Oliver, who presents Last Week Tonight on HBO. There is a counter-argument too: for if there’s one thing we don’t lack in modern Britain, it’s cynicism about our political elite. Our politicians have never been loved, and now they are even less popular than most tropical diseases. But that’s not altogether healthy. Anger at our political elite seldom fuels action to do anything about it, engendering instead an enraged passivity: people scream at the television set rather than taking to the streets. That actually suits the political elite rather well, because it makes them less accountable. It also undermines those of us who want radical change: if you believe all politicians are liars and charlatans, then you are less likely to see politics as a realistic vehicle to transform society. But quality satire does not just scrutinise and ridicule the great and the good. It helps engage those who otherwise find politics tedious. Politics can be made fun, raucous and appealing (at least for those not on the receiving end of it). Maybe – as the likes of Rory Bremner suggest – politics has become stuffed with so many dreary on-message types that there’s too little comedy fodder. But while Ed Miliband is routinely mocked by many newspapers, Nigel Farage and David Cameron have largely escaped such treatment in most of the press. It is all too often those at the bottom of society who are demonised and derided. There’s too little punching up. Where is the scrutinising – and yes, ridiculing – of the poverty-paying bosses, the tax dodgers, or the bankers responsible for economic disaster? Satire can be brilliantly effective at encouraging us to challenge the way our society is run. 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Photograph: Kns/AFP/Getty Images Monday 22 December 2014 20.01 GMT Last modified on Tuesday 23 December 2014 00.07 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp Satire is a weapon to undermine power; there is no such thing as an innocent comedy depicting revolution in a real-life authoritarian state (US may put North Korea back on state terror list after Sony ‘cybervandalism’, 22 December). No surprise Sony hasn’t put out anything similar about China or Russia. Wrong to pull the film, yes; but crass to have made it in the first place. Mark Lewinski Swaffham Prior, Cambridgeshire • Surely a call to assassinate a living head of state is tantamount to conspiracy to murder? If Hilary Mantel’s fictional story about the assassination of an already dead head of state caused such a controversy, surely calling for the assassination of Kim Jong-un is a much more egregious undertaking. Marina Hyde (Sony and the movie pitch we thought we’d never hear, 20 December) makes no mention of the supposedly leaked emails showing that Sony Entertainment chief executive Michael Lynton spoke with US department of state officials and North Korea specialist Bruce Bennett from the Rand Corporation to seek opinions on the film and potential threats posed by North Korea. It has been claimed that several of these emails reveal that at least two US government officials gave a rough cut of the film their blessing. It has been suggested that the US thinks such a film could indeed inspire North Koreans to rise up against their leader. True or not, this surely needs examination? Surely the call by George Clooney et al to withstand “terror” threats against the film in the name of artistic freedom, while correct in principle, are picking on an inappropriate target as far as attempted artistic censorship is concerned. The fundamentalist Christian lobby in the US would be a far more appropriate one. John Green London • When Sasha Baron Cohen released Borat in 2006, he didn’t have to worry about reprisals from Kazakhstan because it was the attitudes of the citizens of the US that were mocked – and enough of them were prepared to laugh at themselves to make it a success. But how many bone-headed money-obsessed moguls did it take to decide The Interview was a good idea? How could Sony, whose company HQ is in Tokyo, think it was a good idea to release a limp comedy poking fun at an embattled and notoriously prickly dictatorship which has nuclear devices and ballistic missiles and is only about 1,000 kilometres away? John Wallace Liverpool • Should I be amused or surprised at President Barack Obama’s lack of knowledge of the American film industry’s history (Obama’s threat to North Korea over Sony hack, 20 December)? In the 1930s, to continue doing business in Germany after Hitler’s accession to power, Hollywood studios agreed not to make films that attacked the Nazis or condemned Germany’s persecution of Jews. This bargain involved the heads of every major Hollywood studio. The studios dealt directly with the German government’s representatives and, in particular, the German consul in Los Angeles. They would change or cancel movies according to his wishes. The whole story unravels in a remarkable book, The Collaboration, by Ben Urwand, published by Harvard University Press (Review, 19 October 2013). Stanley Clingman London • On the same day your editorial points the finger at North Korea for using hack attacks to threaten the US’s freedom of expression you report that South Korea has outlawed the opposition party UPP because of its north-south reunification stance (Report, 20 December). The hack attack assertion emanates from flimsy US evidence. And the crackdown on the South Korean opposition is authenticated by Amnesty International’s statement of serious concern over freedom of expression and association. Brian Strauss Basingstoke • We are not allowed to laugh at people for their religious beliefs or for being homosexual and must avoid misplaced humour proving us racist. Even if you do not want to include far eastern dictators in this list, it is just plain foolish to make fun of powerful people whose reactions you cannot predict. Margaret Kettlewell Bournemouth •Some years ago (2005) Sony illegally introduced copy protection software into its digital media products without the knowledge of its unsuspecting customers. Karma? Michael Pravica New York • From now on we can assume that many governments can access any information they choose. What this means for business, diplomacy and our security remains to be seen. 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It’s when we don’t fit into any of them that the real race confusion starts Tyler James Williams in Dear White People. Tyler James Williams in Dear White People. Photograph: Ashley Nguyen/AP Jonathan Bernstein Tuesday 21 October 2014 14.34 BST Last modified on Friday 10 July 2015 14.13 BST * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp “Dear white people, don’t dance.” That’s one of the pieces of unasked-for advice delivered by Sam White, student at Ivy League establishment Winchester University, whose radio show “Dear White People” helps to keep the campus racial tensions simmering. Another? “Dear white people, the minimum requirement of black friends needed to not seem racist has just been raised to two. Sorry, but your weed man, Tyrone, does not count.” Sam’s show gives Dear White People, the debut feature from writer/director Justin Simien, its title and her calm but ferociously judgmental voice speaks loudest, clearest and longest. But just as Dear White People seems to be a valentine to Sam (Veronica Mars’s Tessa Thompson) and her withering dismissal of the black students she sees as tap-dancing for white approval and the white students clownishly adopting hip hop diction, Simien reveals his heroine’s biracial parentage and clandestine affair with a sensitive white teaching assistant. Sam’s far from the only student struggling with her identity in Winchester, a hall of learning whose president proudly proclaims “Racism is a thing of the past”. Coco (Mad Men’s Teyonah Parris) has erased any association to her impoverished past in Chicago, but when a shot at reality TV fame comes with the stipulation that only hood rats need apply, she’s forced to revert to the persona she detests. Sorry, your browser is unable to play this video. Facebook Twitter Pinterest The film team review Dear White People Troy (Brandon Bell), on the surface the obedient, overachieving son of the school’s Dean (Dennis Haysbert) dates the adoring daughter of Winchester’s president. This is mainly so he can curry favour with her brother Kurt (Kyle Gallner, another Veronica Mars vet) who runs the schools’ humour magazine, Pastiche - which is, it’s claimed, a direct route to the writing staff of Saturday Night Live. And then there’s Lionel Higgins, (Tyler Christopher Williams from Everybody Hates Chris), a socially awkward gay black nerd with a gargantuan Afro and a fondness for Mumford & Sons and Robert Altman movies. The mumbling, downward-gazing Lionel is ostracised by every subsection of Winchester’s diverse student body. In a campus where black students are confused about how black they want to be and white students act like caricatures from rap videos, no one wants to be like him. But it’s the meek passive Lionel, rather than the firebrand Sam who takes a stand when Kurt’s frat house throws a blackface party, complete with watermelons, gold chains and fried chicken (an event, the closing credits show, that takes place with depressing regularity in the modern-day campus). Dear White People. Facebook Twitter Pinterest Dear White People. Photograph: Ashley Nguyen/AP Dear White People arrives at an interesting time in the relationship between race and pop culture. Sam White gives voice to many an elegantly-constructed tirade about the stereotypical range of black images portrayed in movies and on TV, about how white audiences are the dominant consumer of the worst of those images (“Who is the biggest consumer of hip hop? Who watches the Real Housewives of Atlanta?”) and about the Christian dogma peddled by Tyler Perry. But the world moves fast. ABC has built its entire Thursday night network on the sturdy shoulders of Shonda Rhimes and, by extension, Kerry Washington and Viola Davis. The same network’s race-obsessed family comedy Black-ish is the season’s biggest new sitcom hit. The departing Colbert Report is to be replaced by Larry Wilmore’s Minority Report. It’s progress. On the other hand, the biggest rap song of the year is by an blonde Australian woman who sincerely and emotionally defends her artistic decision to utter every syllable of every rhyme in the accent of a black Southern female. Undeniable signs of post-racial confusion on a level unseen at Winchester university. Kyle Gallner and Tessa Thompson in Dear White People. Facebook Twitter Pinterest Kyle Gallner and Tessa Thompson in Dear White People. Photograph: Ashley Nguyen/AP Dear White People is a confident and handsome first feature that’s bursting with ideas but, although billed as a comedy, is only fitfully funny. The latest in a lineage that began with Spike Lee’s School Daze and John Singleton’s Higher Learning, it goes somewhere neither of those movies ventured. In focusing on the solitary, shunned life of Lionel Wiggins, a character who is even exploited and condescended to by the the staff of a campus newspaper that hires him as a reporter, Simien shows how hopeless life can be for those who don’t fit in and don’t possess a voice loud enough to heard. • Dear White People is on release in the US now • The slow rise of black cinema • Black romcoms and the box office - a curious affair __________________________________________________________________ More blogposts Topics * Dear White People * Comedy (Film) * Sundance film festival * Comedy (Culture) * Festivals * (BUTTON) More… * Race issues * Race in education __________________________________________________________________ * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp * Reuse this content View all comments > comments Sign in or create your Guardian account to join the discussion. 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Photograph: Tristram Kenton Kate Kellaway Sunday 30 November 2014 00.07 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp Stepping into the Theatre Upstairs is a return to primary school, thanks to Chloe Lambard’s convincing set: named pegs, collages (“4N loves autumn”) and a reading corner. The children (eight- and nine-year-olds) give marvellous, unselfconscious performances in Vicky Featherstone’s gripping production of God Bless the Child. We, the audience, turn into school inspectors. School can be a theatre of the absurd too. Molly Davies has worked as a teacher and this is an entertaining, satisfying satire on formulaic teaching and mindlessly positive thinking. Castlegrave Community Primary school is putting into practice “Badger Do Best” – a rigid scheme (with toy badger superintending) to improve children’s behaviour. “Behaviour is big at the moment,” bleats beleaguered head Ms Evitt (Nikki Amuka-Bird). Her agenda is far from hidden: if the author of Badger Do Best approves, they will get funding to build an annexe. Ony Uhiara plays Ms Newsome with floundering gaiety. Her class sings – in unison – about individuality. But one child: Louie (beautifully clear Nancy Allsop) is already starting to mutiny. Amanda Abbington is excellent as Sali Rayner, inventor of the scheme – cringe-makingly bogus. The only person to embody naturalness is old-school classroom assistant Mrs Bradley (empathetic Julia Hesmondhalgh) complete with baggy cardy and sense of humour. It a thoroughly enjoyable evening and Davies has bags of talent – but makes her case too well, too soon. There is not much of a developing argument. 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Photograph: Tristram Kenton for the Guardian Michael Billington @billicritic Monday 15 December 2014 12.58 GMT Last modified on Tuesday 16 December 2014 00.04 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp I was bowled over by The Animals and Children Took to the Streets, in which the group called 1927 memorably combined technical skill with social subversiveness. Now they apply their trademark mix of animation and live action to a story about our enslavement to technology. For all the show’s visual bravura, I felt the law of diminishing returns begin to set in. Directed and written by Suzanne Andrade, the show harks back to a 1913 novel by Gustav Meyrink in which the golem becomes the embodiment of the Prague ghetto’s collective psyche. In this version it is a clay automaton whose prime function is to serve the needs of the nerdy Bob, who spends his days in a Kafkaesque office where he is part of “the back-up to the back-up”. Gradually the labour-saving golem takes over both Bob’s domestic and office life and, on expiration, is replaced by an even more domineering example who is one of a series of mass-produced monsters. As in the previous show, Paul Barritt’s animation is a source of constant delight. The original golem, a squat figure with a pendulous penis, is wittily drawn. Barritt also captures, with a nod to Terry Gilliam, the raffish squalor of an urban landscape in which bog-standard restaurants coexist with clip joints and sex parlours. The five actors effortlessly merge with the animation and acquire their own distinct personalities, especially in a would-be revolutionary punk band, Annie and the Underdogs, prevented from performing only by crippling stage fright. The show is undeniably clever. It just never seems sure what precisely it is satirising. In part, it is an attack on our increasing reliance on robotic machines, which is an idea as old as Karel Čapek’s 1920 play, RUR. But the show also spreads into an assault on the despoliation of city life, the vandalising impact of corporate culture, false images of personal success and the anti-immigrant rhetoric of the popular press. All these are valid targets: there are simply too many of them for a 90-minute story. But even if the show lacks focus, it is full of treasurable individual moments. I especially enjoyed the way Bob’s girlfriend, an office wage-slave, dreams of a visit to the Keswick pencil museum, and the TV-fixated golem’s announcement: “I adore Benedict Cumberbatch”. Since a recent episode of Sherlock contained a golem, that turns out to be a typically sophisticated in-joke within the scattergun satire. • Until 31 January. Box office: 020-7922 2922. 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Photograph: Carlos Garcia Rawlins/Reuters Virginia López in Caracas Thursday 18 September 2014 18.07 BST Last modified on Tuesday 23 September 2014 10.33 BST * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp This article is 1 year old A Venezuelan cartoonist says she has been fired from one of the country's largest newspapers for a sketch satirising the country's health system. Rayma Suprani's cartoon, published in El Universal on Wednesday, showed a normal-looking electrocardiogram under the heading "Health", and below it the late former president Hugo Chávez's signature merging with a flatlining heartbeat under the words "Health in Venezuela". The cartoon combined two nationally sensitive subjects: the legacy of Chávez, and the socialist government's management of the healthcare system. Medical workers have long claimed the economic chaos engulfing the country has led to chronic shortages of drugs and medical supplies Since Chávez's death of cancer last year, his signature, always printed in red, has become a symbol of loyalty to the leader, who ruled Venezuela for nearly 15 years. It has been stamped across buildings and can often be seen tattooed on the arms of his supporters. Hours after the cartoon was published, Suprani was sacked, the artist told a local radio station. "My immediate boss called me and told me he didn't like my caricature and I was out," she said. "We've become a country where if you say things, have your own criteria and try to provoke reflection, it's not well viewed." El Universal, where Suprani worked for 19 years, was sold this summer, to a little-known Spanish company called Epalistica, which employees at the newspaper allege is a front for a pro-government group of investors. Since the newspaper changed hands, its previously anti-government stance has softened. Several of its columnists have quit or been fired and, according to the newspaper's vice-president of information, Elides Rojas, more staff could be on their way out. "What follows? Commentators quitting. Less readers. Fewer ads. Well, we'll all go", Rojas tweeted. As news of her dismissal circulated, Suprani took to Twitter to declare her commitment to her work exposing the country's woes. 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Harry Ritchie Thursday 6 November 2014 14.00 GMT Last modified on Saturday 8 November 2014 00.13 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp Like his creator, Philip Murdstone is a prize-winning children’s writer who lives in rural Devon. Let’s assume that’s where the similarities end, for Philip is morose, solitary and poor, and his prize-winning days are, alas, behind him. His agent – the sexy, rapacious and despairing Minerva Cinch – outlines his predicament: the previous tax year, his five books earned Philip £12,000. Actually, that’s a pretty impressive salary by the Society of Authors’ standards, and one Philip can just about survive on. But, to Minerva, 15% of not much is appallingly little – “You may be perfectly content in your badgery little cottage living on poached mice and hedge fruit, but my tastes run a little richer. Eighteen hundred hardly pays for lunch for a week.” Minerva instructs our hapless hero to turn to the surefire money-spinner that is fantasy – or, better, phantasy “with a pee aitch”. It’s all pretty straightforward, Minerva assures him: the setting will be an intermittently magical world, called something like the Realm, withering under the rule of a Dark Lord. His minions – “That’s a word you must use, OK?” – oppress the populace of dwarves (who live underground), elves (who live in the woods) and humans (who live in either walled cities or cutesy thatched hamlets). As for the story, that has to be based on a Quest, which must feature a dragon, a special sword and some magick with a k. The thing being quested for has to be a mystical amulet or similar, with whose powers the Dark Lord can be overthrown and bucolic order restored to the Realm. Philip dutifully tackles a random reading list of phantastic fiction – The Alchemist’s Daughter, parts I and II, Dragon Summoner vol 1, The Sword of Nemesis IV, The Firedrake’s Pestle, parts VII and IX … His mind remains a depressed blank. Until, one lunchtime, he gets hammered on a real ale warningly named Dark Entropy. He falls asleep and is visited by a long, clear and detailed dream of an entire phantasy – story, cast and landscape, from the plains and forests of the Realm to the yonder-distant Thule of Morl. Dark Entropy and its successor, Warlocks Pale, bring Philip fame, fortune and, doubtless best of all, a rave review in the Guardian. But Philip has bought the success of both books in a Faustian pact. As the Realm starts to take over his world, will he complete the trilogy? Or will the trilogy finish him off? Not many novels about novelists are as acute or as entertaining as this: a genuinely funny comedy that takes the piss – out of Devon, the writer’s lot, the whole fantasy genre – with a Pratchettian mix of gusto and warmth. The latter quality is particularly helpful in the literary satire, which skewers the tropes of an entire genre while managing to keep the phantastic storyline going as a valid part of the plot. Peet’s prose also boasts a Pratchettian vigour and invention, most obviously in the exotic “gremes” and “porlocs” of the Realm but also in the diurnal comedy of the real world. This may be Mal Peet’s first book for grownups, but it is an assured, even virtuoso, performance fully deserving that most prestigious of accolades – a rave review in the Guardian. • Harry Ritchie’s English for the Natives is published by John Murray. 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Comic horror … Sally Dexter as Alice and Greg Hicks as Edgar in Play Strindberg. Photograph: Simon Annand Lyn Gardner @lyngardner Thursday 18 September 2014 13.37 BST Last modified on Thursday 18 September 2014 13.39 BST * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp Strindberg’s savage Dance of Death was hugely influential on 20th-century European and American theatre, providing inspiration for any number of unhappy marriage dramas that followed, including Eugene O’Neill’s Long Day’s Journey into Night and Edward Albee’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. The Swiss writer Friedrich Dürrenmatt revisited Dance in this 1969 reworking of the first part of the play. It gives Strindberg and his imitators, perhaps even the state of marriage itself, a playful fingers-up by filtering the action through a mid-20th century despair, cut with a grotesque absurdist satire. Hell is not just other people, but two particular people: former actor Alice and Edgar – a pompous army captain disappointed by his career, children and life itself – who for 25 years have imprisoned each other in a relationship built on spite. They are both determined to be the last one standing. Dürrenmatt pares the play down and makes it punchier, reimagining it as a 12-round boxing match in which a gong sounds between each round. Alice’s cousin Kurt, who arrives after a 15-year absence, differs in intriguing ways from Strindberg’s original character and functions like an unexpected stranger arriving in a Pinter play. There are three very fine performances in this revival, although Alistair Beaton’s new translation and Nancy Meckler’s production never quite find the dark sardonic humour in the story, or point up Dürrenmatt’s absurdist view of the world and marriage with the lethal delicacy they require. I’ve seen revivals of Strindberg’s original that mine the comic horror of the situation far more effectively. But Richard Clothier brings a smooth, reptilian presence to the self-interested Kurt, Greg Hicks raves and dribbles like a tin-pot domestic King Lear, and Sally Dexter is a superb Alice, sly, coquettish and defeated, intent on having the last laugh even as she colludes in her own captivity. • Until 11 October. Box office: 01225 448844. Venue: Ustinov, Bath. • Greg Hicks: how Peter Hall transformed me as an actor __________________________________________________________________ More reviews Topics * Theatre __________________________________________________________________ * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp * Reuse this content View all comments > comments Sign in or create your Guardian account to join the discussion. This discussion is closed for comments. 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It was followed by Anthony Vaccarello’s debut collection for Versus Versus Versace - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015 Donatella Versace and designer Anthony Vaccarello walk the runway. Photograph: Jp Yim/Getty Images Jess Cartner-Morley Jess Cartner-Morley @JessC_M Monday 8 September 2014 11.23 BST Last modified on Tuesday 10 February 2015 13.30 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp The conundrum facing New York fashion week is this: the pop cultural noise and fanfare around fashion is louder than it has ever been, but everyone – from the consumer to the editors-in-chief – is bored with traditional catwalk shows. The clothes on the catwalk have become overshadowed by the circus of celebrity, models, gossip and street tyle that wraps around them. The actual show has become the excuse for the party, rather than the party itself. What to do? Humberto Leon and Carol Lim, duo behind the cult label Opening Ceremony, had an idea: how about asking Spike Jonze and Jonah Hill to reboot the catwalk show by scripting a one-night-only, one-act play about a catwalk show, in which the new collection serves as theatrical costume in a story about the human dramas of fashion week? Rosario Dawson arrives at the Opening Ceremony show Facebook Twitter Pinterest Rosario Dawson arrives at the Opening Ceremony show Photograph: Ben Rosser/BFAnyc.com/Rex Wacky idea but it might just work. And it did. 100% Lost Cotton, performed using the Metropolitan Opera House as the stage, the audience watching from bleachers backstage, was a story set during the castings and fittings for an imaginary Opening Ceremony catwalk show, with a story playing out between designers, stylists, models and journalists. Actor Elle Fanning played Julie, a 16-year-old model newly arrived from Oklahoma; Catherine Keener played a fictionalised, monstered version of Carol Lim. This was a satire of the fashion industry in which its superficiality, absurdity, addiction problems, and shoddy treatment of young women were all skewered with black humour. “Her legs are making that skirt look horrible,” said the fictional Leon about a model wearing his clothes. “What’s wrong with your legs? Are these your normal legs?” The supermodel Karlie Kloss made a cameo, only for another woman to bitch that she was “in her late early 20s”. Elle Fanning, one of the stars of Spike Jone's Opening Ceremony play Facebook Twitter Pinterest Elle Fanning, one of the stars of Spike Jone’s Opening Ceremony play Photograph: Taylor Hill/Getty Images No matter how funny – or accurate – the play would have been a failure, from a fashion week point of view, if the clothes had gone unnoticed. A theme of innocence wove through the evening, drawing together the clothes and the play. This was a nostalgic collection inspired, said Leon and Lim, by their suburban teenage life in the very early 1990s. An announcement was made before the performance prohibiting the use of phones or cameras, citing a New York City law: a bold move in an age where being shared on social media is all-important, but one which restored a sense of occasion which fashion week sometimes seems to have lost, and imbued the evening with nostalgia. The shape and curve of hems were inspired by primitive computer code, the colours inspired by suburban pools and gardens. Julie, the heroine of the play, represented the ideas which the clothes also try to capture. The dovetailing of script and fashion was an ambitious idea – if it only half-worked, it should get credit for that. Te Versus Versace spring/summer 2015 collection Facebook Twitter Pinterest Te Versus Versace spring/summer 2015 collection Photograph: Carlo Allegri/Reuters It was perhaps slightly bad luck that Anthony Vaccarello’s debut collection for Versus, the secondary Versace line, immediately followed Opening Ceremony on the fashion-week schedule. The house of Versace takes the business of being sexy and slender and wearing almost nothing very seriously indeed – the very attitude that had just been sent up, to great effect, six blocks away. Nonetheless, Donatella will surely be thrilled with this collection, with which Vaccarello, who has already made his name in the industry with startlingly revealing dresses, riffed on the house symbols like a man to the Versace manor born. Greek keys, lion heads, black leather, gold hardware – and bare skin – made for a recognisably Versus, highly commercial collection. 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All rights reserved. -- #publisher alternate (BUTTON) Close Skip to main content sign in * Saved for later * Comment activity * Edit profile * Email preferences * Change password * Sign out subscribe search dating more from the guardian: * dating * jobs change edition: * switch to the UK edition switch to the US edition switch to the AU edition International * switch to the UK edition * switch to the US edition * switch to the Australia edition The Guardian * home * › culture * › music * games * books * art & design * stage * classical * film * tv & radio * home * UK * world * sport * football * opinion * culture selected * business * lifestyle * fashion * environment * tech * travel browse all sections close Taylor Swift Music blog Redfoo versus Taylor Swift: who is the real satirist? Clem Bastow One video has been dismissed as sexist trash, the other labelled sociopolitical commentary – but can you tell the difference? • Redfoo under fire over ‘misogynist’ song Literally I Can’t • Taylor Swift redefines music, politics and everything ever Redfoo and Taylor Swift composite Redfoo v Taylor Swift: let’s compare and contrast two videos that put gender politics (or lack thereof) front and centre. Photograph: Dave Hogan/MTV 2014/Getty Images for MTV/YouTube Contact author @clembastow Monday 17 November 2014 02.09 GMT Last modified on Monday 17 November 2014 04.59 GMT * Share on Facebook * Share on Twitter * Share via Email * Share on Pinterest * Share on LinkedIn * Share on Google+ * Share on WhatsApp You know how it goes. We’ve been waiting for months for a truly satirical music video, then two turn up at once: Taylor Swift’s Blank Space and Play-N-Skillz’s Literally I Can’t, featuring Redfoo, Lil Jon and Enertia McFly. One has been widely dismissed as sexist trash, the other as a striking piece of true-to-life sociopolitical commentary. You might feel confident you know which video received which reaction, but certain slices of the popular men’s movement are here to tell us that Literally I Can’t has been unfairly sledged, and it’s Swift who is the true sexist. As one disbelieving commenter wrote in response to a Guardian Australia story on Redfoo’s part in the offending video: “Taylor Swift throwing a plant at a guy, cutting up his clothes and smashing his car with a golf club in a music video = good. Redfoo telling some sorority girls to shut the f#@k up in a music video = bad.” The logic, if you can call it that, runs that it’s hypocritical to praise a video in which Swift depicts highly stylised aggression against a man, while decrying a song in which Redfoo & Co detail brazen contempt for women who dare to turn them down. But before you discount this as a bubble of men’s rights methane prompted by some feminist cultural indigestion, let’s take this opportunity to compare and contrast two videos that put their gender politics (or lack thereof) front and centre. For those just coming up to speed, Swift debuted her faintly Gone Girl-esque Blank Space psychodrama in the past week, while the video for Literally I Can’t (dropping on YouTube just before Halloween without much fanfare) suddenly screamed into the headlines courtesy of its alleged “satire” of American college life. IFRAME: https://www.youtube.com/embed/PC52toizz8U?wmode=opaque&feature=oembed I put satire in scare quotes because Redfoo, who provides the song’s verse, seems to think that making a video for a song whose refrain literally (sorry) tells women to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”, where sorority girls (albeit fictional ones) are shamed and filmed without consent is a satire of … well, it’s anyone’s guess. Does Redfoo understand the concept? The LMFAO singer took to Twitter to shoot down reaction to the video, whining that it was another example of “critics victimizing an artist by purposely misinterpreting his/her work to support a pre-existing agenda.” — Redfoo (@RedFoo) November 11, 2014 Another example of critics victimizing an artist by purposely misinterpreting his/her work to support a pre-existing agenda. #LiterallyICant In truth, the unpleasantness of Literally I Can’t lies less in its dumb video than in lyrics like “Work it while I Instagram ya/Shh, don’t talk about it, be about it/Work it, and twerk it, and maybe I’ll Tweet about it” – the meme-ification of recent rape cases like that in Steubenville, where the sexual assault of young women becomes “content” for the quick-share panopticon of social media. The video, directed by frequent Redfoo/LMFAO collaborator Mickey Finnegan, only adds insult to injury. Following the fracas, it’s now preceded by a title card that reads: “The following is a satirical video based on Sororities/Fraternities and the cliche ‘Literally I Can’t.’ This content is in no way to be interpreted as misogynistic or negative towards any groups of people. It is an art piece and it shall be taken as such.” They’re right except for two points. Fistly, it very clearly is intended to be negative, namely towards the stuck-up sorority sisters who refuse to go “girl on girl” or have a “shot of vodka”. And more compellingly, because it’s rubbish. Suggesting Literally I Can’t is an art piece is like arguing that Porky’s II: The Next Day is a nuanced exploration of racial politics up there with Do the Right Thing. It’s more than possible to explore misogyny via the medium of music video without it turning out like a straight-to-VOD sequel to Bad Neighbours – Jonas Åkerlund’s masterful Smack My Bitch Up springs to mind. But, coupled with its lyrical content, Literally I Can’t comes off about as concerned with genuine social commentary as an episode of Dancing with the Stars. IFRAME: https://www.youtube.com/embed/e-ORhEE9VVg?wmode=opaque&feature=oembed By comparison, the video for Swift’s Blank Space (a song in which the singer explores her “boy crazy” reputation) can rightly claim to be satire, or at the very least impressive self-parody. Directed by Joseph Kahn (who we have to thank for Britney Spears’ Toxic and Eminem’s Without Me videos among many others), the half-winking thriller depicts Swift as a devoted girlfriend from the bunny-boiler school. It’s been widely acclaimed as a witty take on Swift’s public persona – “a world where the narrow and sexist caricatures attached to women are acted out for our amusement”, Jessica Valenti wrote. It’s also a middle finger to her (predominantly older male) critics and a leap forward for a pop star whose previous “gee whiz” video persona (see Shake It Off) came off as disingenuous. Blank Space does not dismantle paradigms (though Swift cutting up of her boyfriend’s shirt is “almost certainly a metaphor for cuts to public services in an age of austerity” as Michael Hann’s enjoyable skewering puts it). Nor does it begin to approach the giddy heights of 5ive’s Let’s Dance video, a masterpiece that elevated pop self-awareness to levels unmatched before or since. But viewed within the context of what Swift is permitted to do as an artist and how she is expected to present herself, Blank Space feels revolutionary. Crucially, and in contrast with Play-N-Skillz’s sinister meanness, Swift is her own best target. 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All rights reserved. -- #alternate alternate Mail Online Search publisher Mail Online News RSS feed Latest News Stories RSS feed Iraqi TV's cartoon satire on terror, ISIS, and jihadis [article-2739534-20F636D700000578-993_636x382.jpg] MailOnline - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories [USEMAP:gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw== ] * Home * News * U.S. * Sport * TV&Showbiz * Australia * Femail * Health * Science * Money * Video * Travel * Fashion Finder * Latest Headlines * News * World News * Arts * Headlines * Pictures * Most read * News Board * Wires * My Profile * Logout * Login DailyMail Home Top show ad * * * * * ISIS jihadis blowing themselves up and rejecting radio as un-Islamic - welcome to Iraqi TV's cartoon satire on terror * Middle Eastern television networks use comedy to ridicule ISIS militants * One cartoon shows hapless jihadist struggling to control a rocket launcher * Others portray ISIS as narcissistic and confused about the meaning of Islam * Satire is a powerful tool in Middle East, where direct attacks are dangerous * ISIS fighters have themselves embraced slick videos to spread propaganda By John Hall for MailOnline Published: 08:56 GMT, 1 September 2014 | Updated: 13:10 GMT, 1 September 2014 * * * * * * 57 View comments Television networks in the Middle East have started showing a Looney Tunes-style cartoon poking fun at militant Islamists fighting for ISIS in Syria and Iraq. The satirical animation mocks the jihadists' radical ideas and portrays the group as narcissistic, deluded and obsessed with a literal interpretation of Islam that forces them go to ridiculous lengths to ensure they do not use any item that wasn't available in the 7th Century. ISIS fighters, who rebranded as the Islamic State earlier this year after declaring the establishment of a caliphate in the large swaths of the Middle East under their control, have themselves repeatedly created slick recruitment videos to spread their radical message. Last week the group, whose campaign of mass shootings and beheadings have been condemned as too extreme even by notorious terrorist organisation al-Qaeda, were described by David Cameron as a 'greater and deeper threat' to international security than had been known in recent times. Satire: The Looney Tunes-style cartoon depicts a hapless young ISIS militant struggling to carry out simple tasks - first dropping a rocket launcher on to the foot of his commander before accidentally shooting him Satire: The Looney Tunes-style cartoon depicts a hapless young ISIS militant struggling to carry out simple tasks - first dropping a rocket launcher on to the foot of his commander before accidentally shooting him Ridicule: The cartoon is just one of many Middle Eastern comedy shows to challenge and undermine ISIS' radical interpretation of Islam. The shows all aim to make the militants (pictured) look ridiculous Ridicule: The cartoon is just one of many Middle Eastern comedy shows to challenge and undermine ISIS' radical interpretation of Islam. The shows all aim to make the militants (pictured) look ridiculous In response to the Islamic State's campaign of terror in Syria and Iraq, television networks throughout the Middle East have embraced cartoons and comedy to ridicule the group's radical views. Satire has long been a powerful force in Arab culture, where direct criticism of governments, religious institutions, wealthy individuals or powerful groups can be an incredibly dangerous practice. RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * Next * Chaotic lifestyle: Mother-of-two Sally Jones - who has spent a lifetime on state benefits - before she left Britain to marry a British hacker turned jihadi who she met online Revealed: How Sally Jones of Chatham went from being... Islamic State terror group (file picture) UK Muslim leaders issue fatwa condemning Britons who join... Iraqi forces break through to besieged town of Amerli after... Islamist pool party at the U.S. Embassy: Militia seize... Share this article Share The Looney Tunes-style cartoon depicts a hapless young ISIS militant struggling to carry out simple tasks; first dropping a rocket launcher on to the foot of his commander before accidentally shooting him when he holds his weapon the wrong way round while firing towards an Iraq military checkpoint. The programme is just one of many being shown around the Middle East to mock ISIS and, although very few directly confront the group, they are all clearly intended to challenge and undermine their radical interpretation of Islam, and make the group look ridiculous in the eyes of potential recruits. 'These people are not a true representation of Islam and so by mocking them. It is a way to show we are against them,' said Nabil Assaf - writer and producer on Lebanon's ISIS-mocking Ktir Salbe Show. 'Of course it's a sensitive issue, but this is one way to reject extremism and make it so the people are not afraid,' he added. Animation: The Looney Tunes-style satirical cartoon mocks the jihadists' radical ideas and portrays the group as obsessed with a literal interpretation of 7th Century Islam that makes their lives needlessly difficult Animation: The Looney Tunes-style satirical cartoon mocks the jihadists' radical ideas and portrays the group as obsessed with a literal interpretation of 7th Century Islam that makes their lives needlessly difficult Even the sickening videos of mass shootings conducted by ISIS (pictured) have become comedic fodder. Palestinian television channel al-Falastiniya aired a skit showing militants shooting Muslim civilians for their lack of piety, while simultaneously reminiscing about partying and meeting beautiful women while training Even the sickening videos of mass shootings conducted by ISIS (pictured) have become comedic fodder. Palestinian television channel al-Falastiniya aired a skit showing militants shooting Muslim civilians for their lack of piety, while simultaneously reminiscing about partying and meeting beautiful women while training Satire has long been a force in Arab culture, beginning first with its ancient poetry. Indirect criticism once cloaked in self-censorship exploded out into the open during Arab Spring revolts. Even in the midst of Syria's bloody civil war, the country's black, satirical humor has continued - with ISIS finding itself challenged in a cultural war after its huge territorial gains. The top Islamic authority in Egypt recently began an online campaign asking journalists not to call the group an 'Islamic State', and comedians have followed suit. In one skit produced by the 'Ktir Salbe Show,' a taxi driver picks up a jihadi who rejects listening to radio because it didn't exist in the earliest days of Islam. The driver offers to turn on the air conditioning, but that too is rejected. The jihadist then criticizes the put-upon driver for answering his mobile phone. Fed up, the driver finally asks: 'Were there taxi cabs in the earliest days?'. 'No, 1,000 times no!' the passenger answers. The driver responds by kicking the jihadist out of his car and telling him to wait for a passing camel instead. Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad Controversy: A cartoon on Iraq's al-Iraqiya channel depicts Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah (left), and accuses his Sunni kingdom of supporting ISIS - something Saudi officials have denied. Saudi Arabia does, however, back rebel forces fighting to topple Syrian President Bashar Assad (right) Response: ISIS has itself produced slick videos designed to spread its sickening message and encourage potential recruits to join the ranks. This particular clip featured three young British men Response: ISIS has itself produced slick videos designed to spread its sickening message and encourage potential recruits to join the ranks. This particular clip featured three young British men In Syria, comedic news programs also target the Islamic State group - although its presenters are forced to disguise themselves out of fears of retaliation. In neighboring Iraq, an animated program on state television depicted a slew of characters on the run from the Iraqi military, including young ISIS militants and old Saddam Hussein-era officials. 'We are all against these terrorist organizations,' said Alaa al-Majedi of the state-run al-Iraqiya channel. 'Comedy is one way to raise awareness.' But among those depicted in the cartoon is Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, and an accusation that the Sunni kingdom supports ISIS militants - something Saudi officials have denied. Saudi Arabia does, however, back rebel forces fighting to topple Syrian President Bashar Assad. On the march: Last week ISIS were described by David Cameron as a 'greater and deeper threat' to international security than had been known in recent times On the march: Last week ISIS were described by David Cameron as a 'greater and deeper threat' to international security than had been known in recent times Even the sickening videos of mass shootings conducted by ISIS have become comedic fodder. Palestinian television channel al-Falastiniya aired a skit showing two militants shoot Muslim civilians for their lack of knowledge on the number of times to kneel during prayers - all the while reminiscing over the beautiful women and best party neighborhoods they'd visited in Beirut. When a Jordanian Christian approaches, the two militants begin fighting each other over who gets to shoot him - each wanting the 'blessing' for himself. 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Cheryl Fernandez-Versini flashes her seriously slim figure in midriff-baring top as she's propped up after Kimberley Walsh's hen * Lauren Goodger bikini Selfie Puff_.jpg 'Anyone can be "skinny" but it doesn't make you happy': Lauren Goodger defends extreme weight loss as she parades 'fit and strong' shape in a bikini * khloeconcerned.jpg 'I went a week without showering': Khloe Kardashian recalls long hours she spent in hospital with Lamar after his overdose * PUFF-gemma-collins.jpg 'It's a f***ing liberty, I can't even remember what to do': Gemma Collins threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother as she bursts into tears in epic task tantrum * FROM ITV\n\nSTRICT EMBARGO - Tuesday 19 January 2016\n\nCoronation Street - Ep 8828\n\nFriday 29 January 2016 - 2nd Ep\n\nCalling Mary Taylor [PATTI CLARE] a trollop, Bridget [CAROL HARVEY] slaps her round the face. As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! Leggy Jorgie Porter braves the cold in extreme thigh-split skirt as she attends Hollyoaks co-star Kieron Richardson's birthday * SPOILER ALERT: Emmerdale's Aaron Livesy is set for an unwelcome surprise when he follows Chas Dingle and discovers she's dating Gordon * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541683a)\n Joel Fields, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor and Alison Wright\n FX Networks 'The Americans' Panel at the Winter TCA Tour - Day 12, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n She IS expecting! Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys discuss The Americans at TCA press tour...as their co-star confirms baby news * Are David Bowie's ashes to be scattered near his secret mountain retreat? Singer's friends say he did not want a monument * SPOILER ALERT: Shabnam is horrified as Kush is left holding the baby when Martin asks him to look after Arthur in EastEnders To be aired on the 28th * 'Time for a change': Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall shows off dramatic makeover in pouting selfie as she dyes her locks grey Interesting choice * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * shannonbhouse.jpg Get it while it's hot! RHOC's Shannon and David Beador re-list mansion and slash price by $5 MILLION * NO JUST JARED USAGE..Arrivals on the red carpet of Art Of Elysium's 9th Annual Heaven Gala.....Pictured: Jamie-Lynn Sigler ..Ref: SPL1206317 100116 ..Picture by: Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. 'You could feel the love': Jamie-Lynn Sigler marries Cutter Dykstra in candlelit 'wonderland' wedding in Palm Springs * Acing it! Maria Sharapova puts her endless legs on display in thigh-skimming orange dress at Australian Open Players Party * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden shared a revealing photo as she got ready to return to the judging panel for this year's auditions * 'Burning off that Christmas eating!' Rebel Wilson works up a sweat after revealing she's recovering from bronchitis * Picture Shows: Sylvester Stallone January 16, 2016\n \n Oscar Nominee Sylvester Stallone was spotted having lunch with a friend at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fancy seeing you here! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on lunch date with girlfriend Heather Milligan as pal Sylvester Stallone joins them at restaurant * Kylo Wren learns how the Storm Troopers live for Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base on SNL Hilarious skit merged TV show and film * PUFFcbb-scott.jpg 'I've got her number and she grafted me': Celebrity Big Brother's Jeremy McConnell is left speechless as Scotty T reveals Stephanie Davis once tried it on with him * YolandaFoster16.jpg Yolanda Foster posts make-up free selfie and suggests she's ready to move on from soon to be ex husband David ...after his cruel jibe about her post-surgery breasts * Daddy cool! Ronnie Wood, 68, and pregnant wife Sally, 38, look more loved up as ever as they arrive in Los Angeles * kylie-new-clothes.jpg 'Coming soon!' Kylie Jenner wears form-fitting black dress as she teases new look from clothing line she's created with Kendall Collection arrives soon * Please contact X17 before any use of these exclusive photos - x17@x17agency.com Selena Gomez wears a little black dress and high black heels for a dinner date at Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon. She arrives and leaves with a tall mystery man who wears a big smile on his face around her. Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Gorgeous Gomez! Selena shows off toned gams in a pair of sky-high heels and a LBD while on a dinner outing with a male pal Lifting her spirits * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/REX/Shutterstock (5541695w)\n John Travolta\n FX Winter TCA Tour Photowall, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n John Travolta puts on dapper display in dark blue suit as he and American Crime Story co-stars arrive to TCA Tour * Picture Shows: Salma Hayek January 16, 2016\n \n Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fabulous in floral! Salma Hayek, 48, shows off her svelte curves in monochrome frock attending Mexican photo call of The Prophet Red carpet showstopper * ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 16: Sharon Stone arrives at the Monster Jam at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on January 16, 2016 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images) Holding back the gears! Sharon Stone, 57, looks youthful in chic knitted jumper as she attends star-studded Monster Jam car show * 'Gym selfie with the milf': Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian show off their toned midriffs on Instagram The 31-year-old and the 36-year-old matched * Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Puff.jpg Liam Payne DENIES One Direction will split for good following hiatus and admits he WOULD welcome back Zayn Malik... as he offers first listen of solo material * 'Back in the gym': Justin Bieber steams up social media in just a towel showing off his toned abs in two shirtless selfies Flaunting it * Bieber He must wheelie love himself! Justin Bieber fails to mask his vanity as he hides behind a skateboard with his own face printed on it That's just too far * A drag queen, a WAG, a cage-fighter, and a man who sang with Beatles. The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. Standard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I love you': Stephanie Davis expresses her pent-up feelings for Jeremy... after blaming CBB for 'ruining' relationship with boyfriend Sam Reece * 10 January 2016 - Barcelona - Spain *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES AVAILABLE FOR UK NEWSPAPERS ONLY *** Yummy Mummy Shakira and her footballer partner Gerard Pique seen enjoying an afternoon with their children as well as other teammates at FC Barcelona field after Barcelona vs Granada match. Pictured Marc Bartra and girlfriend Melissa Jimenez, Gerard Pique and Shakira with Milan Pique Mebarak and Sasha Pique Mebarak and Sergi Busquets with pregnant girlfriend lena Galera. Also in the picture, Gerard Pique's parents. BYLINE MUST READ: XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM *AVAILABLE FOR UK SALE ONLY* **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE +44 208 344 2007 He's a keeper! Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. BYLINE MUST READ : AKM-GSI-XPOSURE ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** *UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 0208 344 2007* Photographer: AKM-GSI-XPOSURE Loaded on 15/01/2016 at 01:26 Copyright: Provider: AKM-GSI-XPOSURE Properties: RGB JPEG Image (19997K 2391K 8.4:1) 2133w x 3200h at 300 x 300 dpi Routing: DM News : GroupFeeds (Comms), GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: New York chic! Khloe Kardashian showcases her toned curves in tight black dress hitting promo trail again for new chat show Big hair, don't care * krisjenner My little Kimberly!! @kimkardashian #TBT #proudmama ?? Kim Kardashian is angelic in a bubblegum pink ribbon and frilly dress as Kris Jenner shares cute flashback of 'My little Kimberly' What a difference * Leonardo Di Caprio smoulders on the cover of GQ Australia as he is tipped for Oscar success with in The Revenant Man of the moment * FRIENDS -- Pictured: (l-r) Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing, Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank I won't be there for you! Friends cast will NOT be reuniting after all for special television tribute Matthew Perry pulls the plug * From the red carpet to Congress: Amal Clooney sits down for first-ever US TV interview without her Hollywood husband Human rights discussion * AD193193390BEVERLY-HILLS-CA.jpg EXCLUSIVE: Whitney Port reveals her husband was NOT a fan of her racy Golden Globes dress and talks babies and life as a newlywed * Obese Britain's Got Talent star has TWO STONE of excess skin removed after losing half her body weight - as she prepares to release her debut album * Oscar-nominated duo Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy lead the way at The Revenant's European première At the Empire Theatre in Leicester Square * Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain among Premier League stars to flock to O2 Arena for NBA London 2016 * Risque outfits are fine, but doing an accent terrifies me, says Kate: Actress opens up about her role as a Russian-Italian mafia boss No nudity nerves * teresa giudice Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice makes her carpet debut after leaving prison... as she's joined by daughter Gia at store opening Back in the spotlight * AD193215103Sean-Penn-takes-.jpg Sean the sheepish! Penn remains tight-lipped on night out as he prepares to break his silence on El Chapo interview in chat with Charlie Rose * megan hilty It's a Smash! Megan Hilty turns heads in a backless shimmering number at opening party for her Broadway play Noises Off Sensational in silver * eURN: AD*193203071 Headline: Hilary Duff heads to a soul cycle work out session Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** HILARY DUFF HEADS TO A NIGHT TIME SOUL CYCLE WORK OUT SESSION IN CHELSEA, NEW YORK. 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Kendall was driving a classic Chevrolet Corvette. 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The track, Literally I Can't, is not only getting negative press, but it's also copping a severe backlash from fans over it's misogynist lyrics but he has hit back defending his lyrics. '@PlaynSkillz @LilJon @EnertiaMcFly and I made a comical party song to satirize the cliche,' Redfoo tweeted about the collaboration on Tuesday. Scroll down for video Storm of controversy: The American singer and rapper is caught in a battle with media and fans over his track I litedrally Can't for its misogynist undertones Offensive: Critics are slamming Redfoo's new single, a collaboration with Lil Jon, Play-N-Skillz and Enertia McFly called Literally I Can't for degrading women Firing back: The American artist and honourary Aussie fired back at critics on Tuesday claiming the song was a satire not misogynistic Firing back: American artist and honourary Aussie, Redfoo, fired back at critics on Tuesday who have slammed his new song for it's misogynist lyrics and video clip 'Some get it, some don't,' he added in response to the being banned by news outlet TheFIX for the message in his latest song. The song includes lyrics such as: 'You're annoying b**** because you're talking', followed by 'shhh, don't talk about it be about it. Work it, twerk it and maybe I'll tweet about it'. RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * 2 * Next * Shane Warne 1 puff.jpg 'I'm looking forward to meeting a few attractive ladies!'... Lisa Hyde puff.jpg Posts from paradise! Bachelor besties Lisa Hyde and Sam... * 'There were thoughts, but there were never actions': Katy... Share this article Share 'Girl I'm sipping on this drink, trying to see what you got, not hear what you think,' Redfoo raps at another point in the song. The X-Factor Australia mentor also wrote on Twitter in his defense: 'I love and respect women and feel they are the most powerful people on this planet!' 'No grey area': The singer hit back at claims he calls women sluts, saying the word is not even in the song 'No grey area': The singer hit back at claims he calls women sluts, saying the word is not even in the song 'I love & respect women': The X-Factor Australia mentor praises women as he attempts to respond to claims his song lyrics undermine women 'I love & respect women': The X-Factor Australia mentor praises women as he attempts to respond to claims his song lyrics undermine women In the four-part Twitter rant, the 39-year-old accused the media of 'victimizing an artist by purposely misinterpreting his/her work to support a pre-existing agenda'. Fans responded in droves, some supporting the star but most were not having it. A mixture of guys and girls slammed the rapper, who released the track on his own record label Party Rock Records. 'Dude, you've got a video of bro's victimizing a group of women because they didn't feel safe drinking with them,' Matty Whiting from Melbourne wrote, hash-tagging the phrase 'literally she said no'. Victimising women: Matty Whiting from Melbourne was not buying Redfoo's claims of satire Victimising women: Matty Whiting from Melbourne was not buying Redfoo's claims of satire Not funny: Michelle Hitch also refutes the singer's ideas about the spirit of the song Not funny: Michelle Hitch also refutes the singer's ideas about the spirit of the song Sharing stats: Emma Horsburgh wanted to bring a different kind of 'fact' to Redfoo's attention Sharing stats: Emma Horsburgh wanted to bring a different kind of 'fact' to Redfoo's attention Not impressed: Comic Carlo Sands was very serious in his input into the entire debate Not impressed: Comic Carlo Sands was very serious in his input into the entire debate Losing his Australian fan base? Blogger Mrs Woog told how his Australian interview on Sunday Night a few months ago gave her admiration for the star who conquered adversity but now isn't so in awe Loosing his Australian fan base? Blogger Mrs Woog told how his Australian interview on Sunday Night a few months ago gave her admiration for the star who conquered adversity but now isn't so in awe Another Melbourne fan, Randy Vandercleave, expressed his disappointment as well, saying: 'Telling a woman who objects to your drunken request for 'girl on girl' to 's*** the fuck up' is neither love nor respect'. Michelle Hitch told the rappers their satire wasn't very funny or satirical, while Emma Horsburgh matter-of-factly stated: 'At US colleges 1/4 women will be sexually assaulted during their academic career - 'artists' are not the victims'. Comedian Carlo Sands wrote seriously to all of the artists who collaborated on the song: 'That is not a 'fact' but a self-justifying claim for a totally unjustifiable 'song''. Some support: Die hard fans shared their support for the song and maintained they would stand by the singer Some support: Die hard fans shared their support for the song and maintained they would stand by the singer 'I still love you': Em O'Donoghue tweets her support 'I still love you': Em O'Donoghue tweets her support But perhaps the biggest sign that Redfoo's Australian fans were turning on him came from blogger Mrs Woog. '@RedFoo disappointed in your latest collaboration. It was with much admiration I watched your I/V on @sundaynighton7 but now, not so much...' she tweeted the star. The rapper's defecse of his song and lyrics have called into question his suitability to mentor up-and-coming artists, some as young as 14, in his role as X-Factor Australia judge. Whether this release will impact his position on the panel of the family friendly Channel 7 show next year, alongside Ronan Keating, Dannii Minogue and Natalie Basingthwaighte, remains to be seen. In jeopardy? Critics claim Redfoo should be axed from his mentor role on The X-Factor Australia In jeopardy? Critics claim Redfoo's new song could jeopardise his mentor role on the family friendly X-Factor The video clip for the song features a conservative group of sorority sisters being told to shut up after stumbling into a frat party and refusing shots of Tequila or to take part in girl-on-girl action. The sorority girls reply to each suggestion with the phrase 'literally, I can't', as they shake their head in shock and disgust. As the 'party-poopers' fend off the advances, American rapper Lil Jon looks at them annoyed and tells them to 'shut the f*** up!'. A group of guys surrounds the girls after they say no to try and change their mind with all succumbing in the end. 'Literally, I can't': In the video clip for the song, it shows conservative sorority sisters stumbling upon a frat party and repeating the phrase as the boys suggest different activities 'Literally, I can't': In the video clip for the song, it shows conservative sorority sisters stumbling upon a frat party and repeating the phrase as the boys suggest different activities Shock: The girls appear shocked by being told to 'shut the f**k up' after refusing the advances of the boys Shock: The girls appear shocked by being told to 'shut the f*** up' after refusing the advances of the boys Surrounded: The music video shows the girls surrounded by rowdy guys after they say no to the suggested activities Surrounded: The music video shows the girls surrounded by rowdy guys after they say no to the suggested activities Despite the negative publicity of the song, the You Tube sats for the clip have skyrocketed - sitting at just over 730,000 views as of Tuesday. Prior to the controversy, the clip had received less than 100,000 clicks as of Friday, although it had been online a week at that point. The storm surrounding the song is similar to that of Robin Thicke's 2013 hit Blurred Lines, which was accused of promoting rape, diminishing women by telling them what they want and ignoring the 'no means no' mentality, a claim later denied by the singer. 'Shut the f*** up!' Lil Jon begins the chorus by telling the girls to shut up for being party-poopers 'Shut the f*** up!' Lil Jon begins the chorus by telling the girls to shut up for being party-poopers Frat party: The boys are seen dancing up a storm as they drink and party with cheerleaders Frat party: The boys are seen dancing up a storm as they drink and party with cheerleaders Read more: * Play N Skillz Lil Jon Redfoo Literally I Can't Video * An open letter to Redfoo from TheFIX: 'Literally we can't…write about you again.' - MusicFIX Blog Share or comment on this article * * * * * * * 156 shares MOST WATCHED NEWS VIDEOS * Previous * 1 * 2 * 3 * Next * [303BE5A100000578-0-image-m-7_1452968901083.jpg] Disgusting moment female taxi driver is spat at by passenger * [302F76A200000578-0-image-a-6_1452846615268.jpg] CCTV captures moment when a woman tries to stab a boy on bus * [303A2AFF00000578-0-image-a-1_1452961033102.jpg] 2008: Joseph Fritzl pleads guilty to 'house of horror' rapes * [303560E700000578-0-image-m-7_1452909635853.jpg] Millions in ISIS funds get blown up by US military strike * [303402A600000578-0-image-a-7_1452885203922.jpg] Tail wagging is overrated! 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Scotty T and Megan McKenna share steamy hot tub snog after climbing into bed together on Celebrity Big Brother * Picture Shows: Michelle Mone January 16, 2016\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Michelle Mone OBE is spotted at Barbados' airport shortly after arriving on a flight from the UK. \\n \\n Baroness Mone is a British entrepreneur and parliamentarian. \\n \\n The media recently reported that the 'Bra Queen' was running out of cash - but with her Louis Vuitton and Chanel luggage and trip to Barbados it didn't appear that way!\\n \\n Her bra was visible through the black playsuit she was wearing.\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Exclusive All Rounder\\n UK Rights Only\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com\\n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Underwear tycoon Michelle Mone channels Sandy from Grease in off-the-shoulder black catsuit as she jets out of Barbados New Year break * Jenna Coleman cuts a casual figure as she delights sci-fi fans with appearance at Comic Con in Miami following Doctor Who exit * 17 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK\n*** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES ***\n** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR MAIL ONLINE AND ANY ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION DEALS UNLESS FEE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE***\nLITTLE MIX SINGER LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK PICTURED ON A NIGHT OUT AT MAHIKI IN MAYFAIR, WHERE SHE GOT BEHIND THE BAR AND POURED OUT A FEW COCKTAILS\nBYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM\n***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION ***\n**UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Little Mix's Leigh-Anne Pinnock shows off her enviably toned abs in skimpy white bralet and low-waisted jeans as she hits the London social scene * * Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA twigs party in London's Soho as they celebrate her 28th birthday * 'That turned into a farce': Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace hit out at 'ridiculous' EastEnders storylines Including the most recent 'baby swap' story * Sir Elton John's £30k hip op bid to make peace with 90-year-old mother following long-running feud Hinting the feud is over * Various celebrities turn out snow or shine for Kieron Richardsons 30th Birthday Party at The Press Club in Manchester\nFeaturing: Nikki Sanderson\nWhere: Manchester, United Kingdom\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: Tim McLees/WENN.com Nikki Sanderson rocks a racy PVC curve-hugging dress as she joins boyfriend Greg Whitehurst for her co-star's birthday party * LONDON - JANUARY 17: (NO SALE/NO ARCHIVE) In this handout image provided by the BBC, Leonardo DiCaprio appears on the "Andrew Marr Show" on January 17, 2016 in London, England. 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Katie Price YAWNS her way through dinner as she checks out pictures of herself from her recent Loose Women appearance * Australian Open 2016 Crown/IMG players party Riverwalk Crown Rachael and Freddie Flintoff Retired cricketer Freddie Flintoff cuts a dapper figure as he and wife Rachael attend the Australian Open party * 'Nobody knew Bowie was ill... that's the way he wanted it': Friend opens up about star's final months of secretly battling cancer Robert Fox spoke out * EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURE: MATRIXPICTURES.CO.UK\nPLEASE CREDIT ALL USES\nWORLD RIGHTS \nEx on the Beach reality television personalities Jess Impiazzi and Talitha Minnis are pictured out shopping for baby clothes in Esher, Surrey.\nTalitha, who looks chic as she covers her huge baby bump in a tight-fitting grey dress, wraps up warm in a long black coat.\nJANUARY 13th 2016\nREF: LTN 16105 Jess Impiazzi shrouds her enviable figure in a chunky coat as she takes pregnant Ex On The Beach co-star Talitha Minnis shopping Keeping warm * * What heartbreak? Cheryl Fernandez-Versini flashes her seriously slim figure in midriff-baring top as she's propped up after Kimberley Walsh's hen * Lauren Goodger bikini Selfie Puff_.jpg 'Anyone can be "skinny" but it doesn't make you happy': Lauren Goodger defends extreme weight loss as she parades 'fit and strong' shape in a bikini * khloeconcerned.jpg 'I went a week without showering': Khloe Kardashian recalls long hours she spent in hospital with Lamar after his overdose * PUFF-gemma-collins.jpg 'It's a f***ing liberty, I can't even remember what to do': Gemma Collins threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother as she bursts into tears in epic task tantrum * FROM ITV\n\nSTRICT EMBARGO - Tuesday 19 January 2016\n\nCoronation Street - Ep 8828\n\nFriday 29 January 2016 - 2nd Ep\n\nCalling Mary Taylor [PATTI CLARE] a trollop, Bridget [CAROL HARVEY] slaps her round the face. As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! Leggy Jorgie Porter braves the cold in extreme thigh-split skirt as she attends Hollyoaks co-star Kieron Richardson's birthday * SPOILER ALERT: Emmerdale's Aaron Livesy is set for an unwelcome surprise when he follows Chas Dingle and discovers she's dating Gordon * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541683a)\n Joel Fields, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor and Alison Wright\n FX Networks 'The Americans' Panel at the Winter TCA Tour - Day 12, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n She IS expecting! Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys discuss The Americans at TCA press tour...as their co-star confirms baby news * Are David Bowie's ashes to be scattered near his secret mountain retreat? Singer's friends say he did not want a monument * SPOILER ALERT: Shabnam is horrified as Kush is left holding the baby when Martin asks him to look after Arthur in EastEnders To be aired on the 28th * 'Time for a change': Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall shows off dramatic makeover in pouting selfie as she dyes her locks grey Interesting choice * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * shannonbhouse.jpg Get it while it's hot! RHOC's Shannon and David Beador re-list mansion and slash price by $5 MILLION * NO JUST JARED USAGE..Arrivals on the red carpet of Art Of Elysium's 9th Annual Heaven Gala.....Pictured: Jamie-Lynn Sigler ..Ref: SPL1206317 100116 ..Picture by: Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. 'You could feel the love': Jamie-Lynn Sigler marries Cutter Dykstra in candlelit 'wonderland' wedding in Palm Springs * Acing it! Maria Sharapova puts her endless legs on display in thigh-skimming orange dress at Australian Open Players Party * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden shared a revealing photo as she got ready to return to the judging panel for this year's auditions * 'Burning off that Christmas eating!' Rebel Wilson works up a sweat after revealing she's recovering from bronchitis * Picture Shows: Sylvester Stallone January 16, 2016\n \n Oscar Nominee Sylvester Stallone was spotted having lunch with a friend at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fancy seeing you here! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on lunch date with girlfriend Heather Milligan as pal Sylvester Stallone joins them at restaurant * Kylo Wren learns how the Storm Troopers live for Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base on SNL Hilarious skit merged TV show and film * PUFFcbb-scott.jpg 'I've got her number and she grafted me': Celebrity Big Brother's Jeremy McConnell is left speechless as Scotty T reveals Stephanie Davis once tried it on with him * YolandaFoster16.jpg Yolanda Foster posts make-up free selfie and suggests she's ready to move on from soon to be ex husband David ...after his cruel jibe about her post-surgery breasts * Daddy cool! Ronnie Wood, 68, and pregnant wife Sally, 38, look more loved up as ever as they arrive in Los Angeles * kylie-new-clothes.jpg 'Coming soon!' Kylie Jenner wears form-fitting black dress as she teases new look from clothing line she's created with Kendall Collection arrives soon * Please contact X17 before any use of these exclusive photos - x17@x17agency.com Selena Gomez wears a little black dress and high black heels for a dinner date at Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon. She arrives and leaves with a tall mystery man who wears a big smile on his face around her. Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Gorgeous Gomez! Selena shows off toned gams in a pair of sky-high heels and a LBD while on a dinner outing with a male pal Lifting her spirits * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/REX/Shutterstock (5541695w)\n John Travolta\n FX Winter TCA Tour Photowall, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n John Travolta puts on dapper display in dark blue suit as he and American Crime Story co-stars arrive to TCA Tour * Picture Shows: Salma Hayek January 16, 2016\n \n Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fabulous in floral! Salma Hayek, 48, shows off her svelte curves in monochrome frock attending Mexican photo call of The Prophet Red carpet showstopper * ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 16: Sharon Stone arrives at the Monster Jam at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on January 16, 2016 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images) Holding back the gears! Sharon Stone, 57, looks youthful in chic knitted jumper as she attends star-studded Monster Jam car show * 'Gym selfie with the milf': Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian show off their toned midriffs on Instagram The 31-year-old and the 36-year-old matched * Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Puff.jpg Liam Payne DENIES One Direction will split for good following hiatus and admits he WOULD welcome back Zayn Malik... as he offers first listen of solo material * 'Back in the gym': Justin Bieber steams up social media in just a towel showing off his toned abs in two shirtless selfies Flaunting it * Bieber He must wheelie love himself! Justin Bieber fails to mask his vanity as he hides behind a skateboard with his own face printed on it That's just too far * A drag queen, a WAG, a cage-fighter, and a man who sang with Beatles. The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! 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Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. 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Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. 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Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Historian Andrew Roberts, former Minister John Redwood and Royal biographer Penny Junor are among those who have condemned the comedy series Psychobitches. In one sequence, Lady Thatcher – played by Doctor Who star Michelle Gomez – vomits at the suggestion that every human being has an innate value. The comedy sketch show Psychobitches has been branded 'hideous' after likening Margaret Thatcher to fictional serial killer Hannibal Lecter The comedy sketch show Psychobitches has been branded 'hideous' after likening Margaret Thatcher to fictional serial killer Hannibal Lecter In one sequence, Lady Thatcher – played by Doctor Who star Michelle Gomez – vomits at the suggestion that every human being has an innate value In one sequence, Lady Thatcher – played by Doctor Who star Michelle Gomez – vomits at the suggestion that every human being has an innate value In another, the Queen Mother, played by Kathy Burke, is shown verbally abusing her daughter Princess Margaret and then swigging from a magnum of champagne. The scenes are from the upcoming second series of the show in which The Thick Of It star Rebecca Front plays a psychiatrist treating some of the world’s most famous women. RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * 2 * Next * Poor better off under the Tudors, says Mantel: Author... Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ron Sachs/REX (751831c) United States President Ronald Reagan and Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher Dinner held in Margaret Thatcher's honour, White House, Washington DC, America - 16 Nov 1988 United States President Ronald Reagan and Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher of Great Britain share a dance in the Entrance Hall of the the White House in Washington, D.C. following the dinner in her honor. Thatcher died from a stroke at 87 on Monday, April 8, 2013. Caught on tape, the day Ronald Reagan turned on the charm to... * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: How David Blunkett's successor... Share this article Share Front’s first meeting with Lady Thatcher takes place in an underground prison cell familiar to anyone who has seen the Oscar-winning 1991 film The Silence Of The Lambs. The former Prime Minister is wheeled in on a trolley wearing a mask just like the one worn by Hannibal Lecter. Burke’s Queen Mother tells Princess Margaret, played by The League of Gentlemen star Reece Shearsmith, that she would rather spend time with her bookmaker than with her youngest daughter, whom she calls a ‘dirty b****’. In another scene, the Queen Mother, played by Kathy Burke, is shown verbally abusing her daughter Princess Margaret and then swigging from a magnum of champagne In another scene, the Queen Mother, played by Kathy Burke, is shown verbally abusing her daughter Princess Margaret and then swigging from a magnum of champagne Friends of Lady Thatcher last night described the portrayal of the former Tory leader, who died last year, as upsetting to both her family and everyone who voted for her. Mr Roberts, a trustee of The Margaret Thatcher Archive Trust, said: ‘Margaret Thatcher was used to being traduced throughout her life and was never affected by it. 'But the sheer savagery of this goes beyond the acceptable bounds of satire.’ Tory MP Mr Redwood said: ‘I think this depiction would have been hurtful to her if she was still alive and it is certainly hurtful to her family and to the rest of us who supported her.’ Royal biographer Ms Junor said the portrayal of the Queen Mother was untrue. She added: ‘This sounds hideous to me and not remotely funny or even remotely true. I just think it’s nasty.’ * Episodes one and two of the new series of Psychobitches are on Sky Arts 1 on November 25 at 9pm. 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Scotty T and Megan McKenna share steamy hot tub snog after climbing into bed together on Celebrity Big Brother * Picture Shows: Michelle Mone January 16, 2016\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Michelle Mone OBE is spotted at Barbados' airport shortly after arriving on a flight from the UK. \\n \\n Baroness Mone is a British entrepreneur and parliamentarian. \\n \\n The media recently reported that the 'Bra Queen' was running out of cash - but with her Louis Vuitton and Chanel luggage and trip to Barbados it didn't appear that way!\\n \\n Her bra was visible through the black playsuit she was wearing.\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Exclusive All Rounder\\n UK Rights Only\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com\\n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Underwear tycoon Michelle Mone channels Sandy from Grease in off-the-shoulder black catsuit as she jets out of Barbados New Year break * Jenna Coleman cuts a casual figure as she delights sci-fi fans with appearance at Comic Con in Miami following Doctor Who exit * 17 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK\n*** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES ***\n** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR MAIL ONLINE AND ANY ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION DEALS UNLESS FEE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE***\nLITTLE MIX SINGER LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK PICTURED ON A NIGHT OUT AT MAHIKI IN MAYFAIR, WHERE SHE GOT BEHIND THE BAR AND POURED OUT A FEW COCKTAILS\nBYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM\n***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION ***\n**UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Little Mix's Leigh-Anne Pinnock shows off her enviably toned abs in skimpy white bralet and low-waisted jeans as she hits the London social scene * * Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA twigs party in London's Soho as they celebrate her 28th birthday * 'That turned into a farce': Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace hit out at 'ridiculous' EastEnders storylines Including the most recent 'baby swap' story * Sir Elton John's £30k hip op bid to make peace with 90-year-old mother following long-running feud Hinting the feud is over * Various celebrities turn out snow or shine for Kieron Richardsons 30th Birthday Party at The Press Club in Manchester\nFeaturing: Nikki Sanderson\nWhere: Manchester, United Kingdom\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: Tim McLees/WENN.com Nikki Sanderson rocks a racy PVC curve-hugging dress as she joins boyfriend Greg Whitehurst for her co-star's birthday party * LONDON - JANUARY 17: (NO SALE/NO ARCHIVE) In this handout image provided by the BBC, Leonardo DiCaprio appears on the "Andrew Marr Show" on January 17, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Overs/BBC via Getty Images)\nWarning: Use of this copyright image is subject to Terms of Use of BBC Digital Picture Service. In particular, this image may only be used during the publicity period for the purpose of publicising "Andrew Marr Show" and provided the BBC is credited. 'It's beyond your control': Leonardo DiCaprio joins Andrew Marr as he reflects on Oscar buzz surrounding his most difficult movie The Revenant * Celebrity Big Brother 2016 launch night\\n\\nFeaturing: Stephanie Davis.\\nWhere: London, United Kingdom\\nWhen: 05 Jan 2016\\nCredit: Supplied by WENN.com\\n\\n**WENN does not claim any ownership including but not limited to Copyright, License in attached material. Fees charged by WENN are for WENN's services only, do not, nor are they intended to, convey to the user any ownership of Copyright, License in material. By publishing this material you expressly agree to indemnify, to hold WENN, its directors, shareholders, employees harmless from any loss, claims, damages, demands, expenses (including legal fees), any causes of action, allegation against WENN arising out of, connected in any way with publication of the material.** 'She reacted in the heat of the moment': Stephanie Davis' camp defends claims she is a bully after model says she was 'verbally abused by CBB star' * Keeping you up? Katie Price YAWNS her way through dinner as she checks out pictures of herself from her recent Loose Women appearance * Australian Open 2016 Crown/IMG players party Riverwalk Crown Rachael and Freddie Flintoff Retired cricketer Freddie Flintoff cuts a dapper figure as he and wife Rachael attend the Australian Open party * 'Nobody knew Bowie was ill... that's the way he wanted it': Friend opens up about star's final months of secretly battling cancer Robert Fox spoke out * EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURE: MATRIXPICTURES.CO.UK\nPLEASE CREDIT ALL USES\nWORLD RIGHTS \nEx on the Beach reality television personalities Jess Impiazzi and Talitha Minnis are pictured out shopping for baby clothes in Esher, Surrey.\nTalitha, who looks chic as she covers her huge baby bump in a tight-fitting grey dress, wraps up warm in a long black coat.\nJANUARY 13th 2016\nREF: LTN 16105 Jess Impiazzi shrouds her enviable figure in a chunky coat as she takes pregnant Ex On The Beach co-star Talitha Minnis shopping Keeping warm * * What heartbreak? Cheryl Fernandez-Versini flashes her seriously slim figure in midriff-baring top as she's propped up after Kimberley Walsh's hen * Lauren Goodger bikini Selfie Puff_.jpg 'Anyone can be "skinny" but it doesn't make you happy': Lauren Goodger defends extreme weight loss as she parades 'fit and strong' shape in a bikini * khloeconcerned.jpg 'I went a week without showering': Khloe Kardashian recalls long hours she spent in hospital with Lamar after his overdose * PUFF-gemma-collins.jpg 'It's a f***ing liberty, I can't even remember what to do': Gemma Collins threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother as she bursts into tears in epic task tantrum * FROM ITV\n\nSTRICT EMBARGO - Tuesday 19 January 2016\n\nCoronation Street - Ep 8828\n\nFriday 29 January 2016 - 2nd Ep\n\nCalling Mary Taylor [PATTI CLARE] a trollop, Bridget [CAROL HARVEY] slaps her round the face. As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! Leggy Jorgie Porter braves the cold in extreme thigh-split skirt as she attends Hollyoaks co-star Kieron Richardson's birthday * SPOILER ALERT: Emmerdale's Aaron Livesy is set for an unwelcome surprise when he follows Chas Dingle and discovers she's dating Gordon * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541683a)\n Joel Fields, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor and Alison Wright\n FX Networks 'The Americans' Panel at the Winter TCA Tour - Day 12, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n She IS expecting! Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys discuss The Americans at TCA press tour...as their co-star confirms baby news * Are David Bowie's ashes to be scattered near his secret mountain retreat? Singer's friends say he did not want a monument * SPOILER ALERT: Shabnam is horrified as Kush is left holding the baby when Martin asks him to look after Arthur in EastEnders To be aired on the 28th * 'Time for a change': Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall shows off dramatic makeover in pouting selfie as she dyes her locks grey Interesting choice * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * shannonbhouse.jpg Get it while it's hot! RHOC's Shannon and David Beador re-list mansion and slash price by $5 MILLION * NO JUST JARED USAGE..Arrivals on the red carpet of Art Of Elysium's 9th Annual Heaven Gala.....Pictured: Jamie-Lynn Sigler ..Ref: SPL1206317 100116 ..Picture by: Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. 'You could feel the love': Jamie-Lynn Sigler marries Cutter Dykstra in candlelit 'wonderland' wedding in Palm Springs * Acing it! Maria Sharapova puts her endless legs on display in thigh-skimming orange dress at Australian Open Players Party * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden shared a revealing photo as she got ready to return to the judging panel for this year's auditions * 'Burning off that Christmas eating!' Rebel Wilson works up a sweat after revealing she's recovering from bronchitis * Picture Shows: Sylvester Stallone January 16, 2016\n \n Oscar Nominee Sylvester Stallone was spotted having lunch with a friend at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fancy seeing you here! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on lunch date with girlfriend Heather Milligan as pal Sylvester Stallone joins them at restaurant * Kylo Wren learns how the Storm Troopers live for Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base on SNL Hilarious skit merged TV show and film * PUFFcbb-scott.jpg 'I've got her number and she grafted me': Celebrity Big Brother's Jeremy McConnell is left speechless as Scotty T reveals Stephanie Davis once tried it on with him * YolandaFoster16.jpg Yolanda Foster posts make-up free selfie and suggests she's ready to move on from soon to be ex husband David ...after his cruel jibe about her post-surgery breasts * Daddy cool! Ronnie Wood, 68, and pregnant wife Sally, 38, look more loved up as ever as they arrive in Los Angeles * kylie-new-clothes.jpg 'Coming soon!' Kylie Jenner wears form-fitting black dress as she teases new look from clothing line she's created with Kendall Collection arrives soon * Please contact X17 before any use of these exclusive photos - x17@x17agency.com Selena Gomez wears a little black dress and high black heels for a dinner date at Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon. She arrives and leaves with a tall mystery man who wears a big smile on his face around her. Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Gorgeous Gomez! Selena shows off toned gams in a pair of sky-high heels and a LBD while on a dinner outing with a male pal Lifting her spirits * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/REX/Shutterstock (5541695w)\n John Travolta\n FX Winter TCA Tour Photowall, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n John Travolta puts on dapper display in dark blue suit as he and American Crime Story co-stars arrive to TCA Tour * Picture Shows: Salma Hayek January 16, 2016\n \n Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fabulous in floral! Salma Hayek, 48, shows off her svelte curves in monochrome frock attending Mexican photo call of The Prophet Red carpet showstopper * ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 16: Sharon Stone arrives at the Monster Jam at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on January 16, 2016 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images) Holding back the gears! Sharon Stone, 57, looks youthful in chic knitted jumper as she attends star-studded Monster Jam car show * 'Gym selfie with the milf': Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian show off their toned midriffs on Instagram The 31-year-old and the 36-year-old matched * Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Puff.jpg Liam Payne DENIES One Direction will split for good following hiatus and admits he WOULD welcome back Zayn Malik... as he offers first listen of solo material * 'Back in the gym': Justin Bieber steams up social media in just a towel showing off his toned abs in two shirtless selfies Flaunting it * Bieber He must wheelie love himself! Justin Bieber fails to mask his vanity as he hides behind a skateboard with his own face printed on it That's just too far * A drag queen, a WAG, a cage-fighter, and a man who sang with Beatles. The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! 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Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. 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Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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After a year in which many events were beyond parody, enjoy our 2014 satire quiz By Steve Punt, Presenter Of Radio 4's The Now Show Published: 00:28 GMT, 1 January 2015 | Updated: 00:29 GMT, 1 January 2015 * * * * * * 223 shares 25 View comments Test your wits against this wickedly mischievous news quiz from Steve Punt of Radio 4’s The Now Show. 1 According to David Cameron, how did the Queen react when told the news of the Scottish referendum result? a) Barked. b) Purred. c) Quacked. d) Mooed. A bearded songstress and a delicious sausage - but which is known as a Conchita Wurst? 2 Who or what is Brooks Newmark? a) Gentlemen’s Outfitters Since 1896. b) No-Win No-Fee PPI Claims Solicitors. c) Conservative MP for Braintree. d) American actor, twice nominated for an Emmy. 3 What role did a polar bear, a snow leopard and a hare play at the Winter Olympics? a) Vladimir Putin fought all of them single-handed. b) They all mimed in the Opening Ceremony. c) They were all official mascots. Kim Kardashian took this rather cheeky selfie and posted it on Twitter - but what is it known as? Kim Kardashian took this rather cheeky selfie and posted it on Twitter - but what is it known as? d) They were all rounded up and re-housed to make way for the Olympic Village. 4 Who or what experienced a ‘conscious uncoupling?’ a) The 7.45 Virgin Trains express to Manchester. b) David Cameron and Nick Clegg. c) David Moyes and Manchester United. d) Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. 5 BBC1’s adaptation of Jamaica Inn won which coveted award? a) Least Audible Soundtrack. b) Best Mumbling In a Supporting Role. c) Best Technical Cock-Up In a Major Drama. d) All of the above. 6 What or who is Conchita Wurst? a) A brand of sausage favoured by Angela Merkel. b) The Austrian winner of the Eurovision Song Contest. c) A transfer target for Manchester City. d) Jeremy Clarkson’s description of anyone born half-Argentinian, half-German. 7 What did Boris Johnson buy in June, that had never before been seen in Britain? a) A comb and hairbrush. b) Three Wasserwerfer-9000 second-hand water cannon. c) A pirated pre-release box-set of Game Of Thrones. d) Advance copy of The Eric Pickles Diet Plan. 8 Where did George Clooney get married? a) Venice. b) Las Vegas. c) Paris. d) At a council register office in Reading, to fool the media. 9 In June, Giorgio Chiellini achieved worldwide fame — how? a) Being a snack for Luis Suarez. b) Breaking the record for holding together an Italian government (three-and- a- half weeks). c) First contestant in the Tour de France to do a wheelie down the Col due Tourmalet. d) Died laughing while watching England play Italy during the World Cup. 10 Who is or are Collabro? a) The winners of this year’s Britain’s Got Talent. b) A ‘leading outsourcing provider for all your service solutions’. c) Another transfer target for Manchester City. d) The joint U.S.-UK agency to ensure data is stolen equally from citizens of both countries. The band U2 at the Golden Globe award, But how did the band manage to annoy almost everybody in 2014? The band U2 at the Golden Globe award, But how did the band manage to annoy almost everybody in 2014? 11 How did the band U2 manage to annoy almost everybody? a) Lecturing governments about debt while using elaborate tax-avoidance schemes themselves. b) Giving their new album away free to all iTunes subscribers. c) Apologising for giving their new album away free to all iTunes subscribers. d) All of the above. 12 How — according to media reports — did Harrison Ford end up in hospital while filming the new Star Wars? a) Lost a finger in a light-sabre accident. b) Caught headlice off Chewbacca. c) Door of the Millennium Falcon opened onto his foot. d) Sprained a muscle trying to do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. 13 Who announced a previously un-noticed £263 million hole in their accounts in September, claiming that ‘things are always un-noticed until they are noticed’? a) Wayne Rooney. b) Elton John. c) The Chairman of Tesco. d) Simon Cowell. 14 What was French President Francois Hollande photographed doing on a moped? a) Visiting his mistress. b) Delivering a pizza. c) Getting to work in bi-weekly Parisian train and bus strike. d) Avoiding David Cameron. 15 What was unusual about the selfie taken at the Commonwealth Games by Australian hockey players Jayde Taylor and Brooke Peris? a) It wasn’t posted on Twitter. b) It was taken on a camera. c) It was ‘photobombed’ by the Queen. d) The Queen was smiling! Simon Cowell, pictured on a recent holiday, became a father in February. What name did he give his son? Simon Cowell, pictured on a recent holiday, became a father in February. What name did he give his son? 16 What shocking TV incident prompted 800 complaints in August? a) Too much nudity in Game Of Thrones. b) Not enough nudity in Game Of Thrones. c) Hugh Fearnley- Whittingstall’s River Cottage Roadkill Feast. d) Someone took a Baked Alaska out of a freezer. 17 What links Glasgow, Dundee, North Lanarkshire, and West Dunbartonshire? a) Glasgow-Dundee-Lanarkshire-Dunbartonshire Canal. b) They have no Conservative MSP’s or councillors. c) They all voted Yes to independence. d) They all voted Yes to keeping Pixie Lott in Strictly. 18 What travels at 40,000 miles an hour and is shaped like a duck? a) A duck, seeing Prince Edward approaching with a gun. b) I don’t know, but I think Clarkson drove it in a Top Gear Challenge. c) The new ‘Donald’ top-secret U.S. surveillance drone. d) Comet 67P/Churuyumov-Gerasimenko. 19 Why couldn’t you get a train to Cornwall between February 5 and April 4? a) Leaves on the line at Truro. b) Track washed away at Dawlish. c) Tamar Bridge picketed by militant pasty manufacturers. d) ‘Staff shortages’ North Korean leader Kim Jong-un looking very happy while observing a multiple-rocket launching drill North Korean leader Kim Jong-un looking very happy while observing a multiple-rocket launching drill 20 Which of these rumours about North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is most likely true? a) He’s addicted to Swiss Cheese. b) He fed his uncle to dogs. c) He broke his ankles touring factories in high heels. d) He doesn’t like comedy movies depicting his assassination. 21 How many weeks did One Direction’s album Four stay at number 1? a) Eight. b) Nine. c) What? With all that publicity? It must have been months! d) Er — just the one. 22 Which country’s World Cup bid was most heavily criticised in FIFA’s long-awaited corruption report? a) Qatar. b) Russia. c) England. d) No, seriously, England. 23 What was Ed Miliband photographed struggling with in May? a) David Miliband. b) The English language. c) A bacon sandwich. d) The neo-classical endogenous growth theory of economics. What linked Benedict Cumberbatch, Kate Moss, Cara Delevigne and Kermit the Frog in 2014? 24 Who said in a taxi — ‘if you think you’re going to be sarky with me, get a better education. So if you’re not going to say you’re sorry, shut the **** up’. a) Thomas Piketty, author of bestseller Capital In The Twenty-First Century. b) Boris Johnson. c) Russell Brand, comedian. d) David Mellor, ex-Cabinet Minister and QC. 25 Which of these is not a real scandal of 2014? a) Bingate (Bake-Off controversy). b) Gamergate (Computer game sexism row). c) Bendgate (iPhone 6 prone to bending row). d) Plategate (Top Gear claim provocative car number plate not deliberate). 26 What linked Mars, Doritos, Carlsberg, Subway and Head & Shoulders shampoo? a) All were smuggled into camp on I’m a Celebrity. b) All spotted in Wayne Rooney’s shopping basket. c) All were advertised by England players during the World Cup. d) Other things Ed Miliband was photographed trying to eat. 27 What, supposedly, ‘broke the internet?’ a) North Korea’s Computer Hack Department. b) Kim Kardashian’s bottom. c) Prince George’s jumper. d) Whatever Grandad did when he tried to use your iPad. Labour leader Ed Miliband - but what was Mr Miliband photographed struggling with in May? Labour leader Ed Miliband - but what was Mr Miliband photographed struggling with in May? 28 What linked Benedict Cumberbatch, Kate Moss, Cara Delevigne and Kermit the Frog? a) They all left the Chiltern Firehouse restaurant together. b) They all have their own perfume. c) They were all filmed doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. d) They all have a tendency to shout ‘yaaaaay!’ while waving their arms. 29 Simon Cowell became a father in February. What name did he give his son? a) Voldemort b) Eric c) Ernie d) Kim Jong-Cowell 30 What, pray, is a ‘belfie?’ a) A selfie of your best friend. b) A championship golf course in the Midlands. c) Scottish slang, meaning ‘heated debate’ d) A ‘butt selfie’. A selfie of your bottom. Yes — the world’s really come to this. Answers: See below ANSWERS 1. b; 2. c; 3. c; 4. d; 5. d; 6. b; 7. b; 8. a; 9. a; 10. a; 11. d; 12. c; 13 c; 14. a; 15. c; 16. d; 17. c; 18. d; 19. b; 20. d (and possibly c); 21. c; 22. c and d; 23. c; 24. d; 25. d; 26. c; 27. b; 28. c; 29. d; 30. d Yes, really. . Share or comment on this article * * * * * * * 223 shares MOST WATCHED NEWS VIDEOS * Previous * 1 * 2 * 3 * Next * [303BE5A100000578-0-image-m-7_1452968901083.jpg] Disgusting moment female taxi driver is spat at by passenger * [302F76A200000578-0-image-a-6_1452846615268.jpg] CCTV captures moment when a woman tries to stab a boy on bus * [303A2AFF00000578-0-image-a-1_1452961033102.jpg] 2008: Joseph Fritzl pleads guilty to 'house of horror' rapes * [303560E700000578-0-image-m-7_1452909635853.jpg] Millions in ISIS funds get blown up by US military strike * [303402A600000578-0-image-a-7_1452885203922.jpg] Tail wagging is overrated! 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As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! 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'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. 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Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. Standard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I love you': Stephanie Davis expresses her pent-up feelings for Jeremy... after blaming CBB for 'ruining' relationship with boyfriend Sam Reece * 10 January 2016 - Barcelona - Spain *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES AVAILABLE FOR UK NEWSPAPERS ONLY *** Yummy Mummy Shakira and her footballer partner Gerard Pique seen enjoying an afternoon with their children as well as other teammates at FC Barcelona field after Barcelona vs Granada match. Pictured Marc Bartra and girlfriend Melissa Jimenez, Gerard Pique and Shakira with Milan Pique Mebarak and Sasha Pique Mebarak and Sergi Busquets with pregnant girlfriend lena Galera. Also in the picture, Gerard Pique's parents. BYLINE MUST READ: XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM *AVAILABLE FOR UK SALE ONLY* **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE +44 208 344 2007 He's a keeper! Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. 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Benson [23AA7D1200000578-0-image-a-18_1419545043608.jpg] MailOnline - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories [USEMAP:gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw== ] * Home * News * U.S. * Sport * TV&Showbiz * Australia * Femail * Health * Science * Money * Video * Travel * Fashion Finder * Latest Headlines * TV&Showbiz * U.S. Showbiz * Headlines * Oscars * Arts * Pictures * Showbiz Boards * My Profile * Logout * Login DailyMail Home Top show ad * * * * * * 20 shares Scourge of the supersnobs: As his joyous satire on middle-class bitchiness comes to TV, the VERY eccentric life of the Queen Mum's favourite author By Christopher Stevens for the Daily Mail Published: 22:04 GMT, 25 December 2014 | Updated: 12:37 GMT, 26 December 2014 * * * * * * 20 shares 9 View comments One really was most amused. The Queen Mother’s favourite novels were hilarious, pin-sharp satires on English snobbery and the lives of a pair of bickering small-town snobs — Mapp and Lucia. And next week television is about to rediscover these forgotten gems that were treasured by a generation in the early years of the last century and their author, E. F. ‘Fred’ Benson, as a new adaptation comes to the screen. Anna Chancellor plays the outrageous fraud and snob Mrs Emmeline ‘Lucia’ Lucas, while Miranda Richardson is the bitter, conniving, greedy Miss Elizabeth Mapp. The series has been adapted by Benidorm star Steve Pemberton, who plays limp-wristed Georgie Pillson, while his co-star from The League Of Gentlemen, Mark Gatiss (best known as Sherlock’s brother Mycroft), is the bluff old soldier of the Raj, Major Benjy. Class act: Anna Chancellor, Steve Pemberton and Miranda Richardson in the BBC's new adaptation of Mapp and Lucia Class act: Anna Chancellor, Steve Pemberton and Miranda Richardson in the BBC's new adaptation of Mapp and Lucia All eyes will be on Mapp and Lucia, as two ‘ladies of a certain age’, each manoeuvring to be supreme empress of their social circle in a Sussex town in the Twenties. Fans regard the original books as the most acute satire on the British middle classes ever penned. Dinner parties and bridge nights are the ladies’ battleground, and gossip is their weapon of choice. Their subtly vicious war is recounted in six marvellous books by Benson, all set in the little town of Tilling, based on Rye, East Sussex, where he lived — and with many of the funniest scenes staged in his own house. The Queen Mum declared herself ‘a very keen fan’, even though she normally preferred detective fiction. When the National Trust refused to erect a blue plaque to commemorate Benson on his house, despite the appeals of more than 900 people (including another eminent fan, Sir Paul McCartney), she even wrote a letter urging the trustees to reconsider. They did, of course, and the plaque was quickly put up. RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * 2 * Next * EMBARGOED TO 1800 THURSDAY DECEMBER 25\nFor use in UK, Ireland or Benelux countries only. BBC undated handout photo of Louis Smith and Aliona Vilani after they won the BBC1 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date date: Thursday December 25, 2014. See PA story. Photo credit should read: Guy Levy/PA Wire\nNOTE TO EDITORS: Not for use more than 21 days after issue. You may use this picture without charge only for the purpose of publicising or reporting on current BBC programming, personnel or other BBC output or activity within 21 days of issue. Any use after that time MUST be cleared through BBC Picture Publicity. Please credit the image to the BBC and any named photographer or independent programme maker, as described in the caption. Louis Smith wins Strictly Come Dancing for a second time...... Winners, sinners and how lottery millions can rob you of... * Please stop James Corden going to America - he's just too... Share this article Share The whole very English episode would fit perfectly in a Mapp and Lucia book. For me, they are even funnier than P. G.Wodehouse. The characters are real people, instantly recognisable English types, and the humour is irresistible. Benson doesn’t deliver lethal one-liners like Wodehouse, but instead builds up comic situations until the smallest, silliest thing is liable to send readers into fits of giggles. There’s an immense affection in the writing — these people are selfish, shallow and vain, but we’d love to have them as our own friends. Benson mocks, but he is never cruel. But when Edward Frederic Benson died in 1940, aged 72, he was widely seen as an Edwardian has-been, out of touch with the 20th century. His books were allowed to slip out of print — to the fury of his fans. In the early Fifties, an advertisement appeared in The Times, petitioning for a Benson revival and pleading for second-hand copies: ‘We will pay anything for Lucia books,’ it announced. Among the signatories were playwright Noel Coward, poet W. H. Auden, actress Gertie Lawrence and novelist Nancy Mitford. Author E. F. Benson in 1886 wrote the Queen Mother's favourite novels, about the lives of a pair of bickering small-town snobs Author E. F. Benson in 1886 wrote the Queen Mother's favourite novels, about the lives of a pair of bickering small-town snobs Benson couldn’t help developing an eye for English eccentricity. His was a simple philosophy: ‘When one is happy, there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses the whole attention.’ Yet he was born into one of the oddest families that ever lived: his father Edward White Benson was headmaster of Wellington College, who later became Bishop of Truro and then Archbishop of Canterbury. Edward Snr had immense energy, but he also had a disturbing sex life and a morbid streak. When he was 23, he visited his friends the Sidgwicks, another notoriously eccentric family, and sat their 11-year-old daughter Minnie on his knee. With the approval of Minnie’s mother, he told the child they were engaged to be married. After several years of ‘courtship’, Minnie decided at 16 that she preferred her lovers to be female. But she and Edward were married two years later, and they had six children —Arthur, Margaret (Maggie), Robert, Fred, Martin and Nellie. None of the six ever married: two died young, three were homosexual, and that left Fred, who apparently never had a sexual relationship. Minnie went on to have many lesbian lovers, with the active encouragement of her husband, the Archbishop. After he died in 1896, aged 67 — he had a heart attack while kneeling in church beside the pious wife of the former prime minister William Gladstone — Minnie set up home with her friend Lucy Tait, who was herself the daughter of another Archbishop of Canterbury. More than a century before gay marriage became legal in the UK, they regarded themselves as husband and wife — Minnie even told friends to call her Ben. Hardly surprising, then, that her children were not the marrying kind. When one is happy, there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses the whole attention Benson's philosophy Fred’s older brother Arthur, a master at Eton, achieved fame for writing the words to Elgar’s Land Of Hope And Glory. He was what the Edwardians termed a confirmed bachelor, and once confessed the closest he ever got to a physical relationship with a woman was a kiss on the forehead. But in this outlandish family, the most notorious was the brilliant Egyptologist Maggie, one of the first women to study at Oxford and an outspoken proponent of gay rights. Maggie and her lover Janet Gourlay ran an archaeo-logical dig near Cairo, help-ed for a time by Fred. But their mother’s relationship with Lucy Tait drove Maggie wild with jealousy, and on her return to England she attacked Minnie with a carving knife. She was confined to a mental asylum, where she spent the last decade of her life, dying in 1916. Fred, meanwhile, was the best-known of this talented but unconventional brood. In 1893, he published his first novel, Dodo, a Naughty Nineties comedy about the Bright Young Things who held wild parties and whooped it up in the decadent last days of the Victorian era. Its central character, a glittering gadfly of the raunchy upper classes, was based on Margot Asquith, wife of Britain’s future prime minister, Herbert Asquith. Dodo was a triumph, making Fred a fortune and marking him as one of the country’s brightest young novelists. He loved to party, and befriended everyone from playwright Oscar Wilde to the heavyweight novelist Henry James — anyone, in fact, who was anyone. He liked to tell how he was invited to a soiree in London’s Belgravia on a night of thick fog, and in the gloom walked into the wrong house. The footman showed him in to a dinner party where all the guests were royal, either the children of Queen Victoria or princes and princesses of the great European houses. ‘Fortunately,’ Fred said casually, ‘I was acquainted with all present.’ But — in his lifetime, at least — he never repeated the huge success of Dodo. Instead, he turned his pen to short stories, publishing many in the Daily Mail. He became one of the most celebrated writers of ghostly tales, a favourite Edwardian genre, and one of his best-known horror stories has been adapted for cinema and TV — as the 1945 Ealing chiller Dead Of Night, and then as a 1961 episode of the Twilight Zone. He was also an expert figure skater, who represented England and published a handbook called English Figure Skating in 1908. He spent much of his time on the Italian island of Capri with his friend, the classicist John Ellingham Brooks, said to have a ‘handsome but sinister’ face. Too old to fight in World War I, Fred filled his time writing dozens of books, including a scandalous history of the Victorians. Fred knew all the stories that the aristocracy had tried to hush up — such as the case of the ‘Pocket Venus’, the beautiful and tiny Lady Florence Paget, who left her fiance at one door of a London department store, walked through the shop, met her lover at the other door and eloped with him. But it wasn’t until 1918 when he moved to Rye that he began to create his greatest characters. His house had belonged to Henry James: it stood at the top of a steep lane, which ran down to the High Street. Too old to fight in World War I, Fred filled his time writing dozens of books, including a scandalous history of the Victorians To the right, the road curved past the vicarage to the church, and by standing in the garden room window, on the spot where James had once had his desk and wrote his greatest novels, Fred could watch all his neighbours in both directions. That gave him the idea for a nosey-parker character who was addicted to spying on her friends. She became Miss Mapp, a spiteful spinster with a smile like a hyena. Fred was already working on a novel about a colossal hypocrite and show-off called Lucia, who pretended to be an authority on literature and history, as well as a fluent linguist, in order to impress her friends. By bringing Mapp and Lucia together, he created a comic feud that is one of the wittiest, cleverest portraits of English life ever written. The stories enjoyed a renaissance in the Eighties, when ten episodes were made for ITV. Geraldine McEwan was Lucia, Prunella Scales was Mapp, with Nigel Hawthorne as Georgie. Whether it’s the theft of a recipe for lobster or the town watercolours exhibition, the tiniest events can trigger all-out war. And Fred puts himself centre-stage, too, with a humorous self-portrait as Lucia’s devoted admirer, the fussy, camp Georgie, who wears a toupee and dyes his beard. But his taste for the macabre never left him, and many of the events in Tilling have a dark undertow. One character has a stroke while eating his supper in bed, and falls face forward into his soup bowl, where he drowns. Another, an unmarried young woman, gradually goes mad — unable to bear a life of middle-class slavery in her mother’s home, she goes to live in a shack by the sea, and spends most of her days stark naked. It’s impossible to avoid the comparison here with the ghastly fate of Fred’s sister Maggie. In the world of E. F. Benson, even the lightest and frothiest jokes sometimes turn out to conceal a more deadly point. Mapp And Lucia, Monday at 9.05pm, Tuesday and Wednesday at 9pm BBC1. 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Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. Standard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I love you': Stephanie Davis expresses her pent-up feelings for Jeremy... after blaming CBB for 'ruining' relationship with boyfriend Sam Reece * 10 January 2016 - Barcelona - Spain *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES AVAILABLE FOR UK NEWSPAPERS ONLY *** Yummy Mummy Shakira and her footballer partner Gerard Pique seen enjoying an afternoon with their children as well as other teammates at FC Barcelona field after Barcelona vs Granada match. Pictured Marc Bartra and girlfriend Melissa Jimenez, Gerard Pique and Shakira with Milan Pique Mebarak and Sasha Pique Mebarak and Sergi Busquets with pregnant girlfriend lena Galera. Also in the picture, Gerard Pique's parents. BYLINE MUST READ: XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM *AVAILABLE FOR UK SALE ONLY* **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE +44 208 344 2007 He's a keeper! Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Kim Kardashian is angelic in a bubblegum pink ribbon and frilly dress as Kris Jenner shares cute flashback of 'My little Kimberly' What a difference * Leonardo Di Caprio smoulders on the cover of GQ Australia as he is tipped for Oscar success with in The Revenant Man of the moment * FRIENDS -- Pictured: (l-r) Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing, Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank I won't be there for you! Friends cast will NOT be reuniting after all for special television tribute Matthew Perry pulls the plug * From the red carpet to Congress: Amal Clooney sits down for first-ever US TV interview without her Hollywood husband Human rights discussion * AD193193390BEVERLY-HILLS-CA.jpg EXCLUSIVE: Whitney Port reveals her husband was NOT a fan of her racy Golden Globes dress and talks babies and life as a newlywed * Obese Britain's Got Talent star has TWO STONE of excess skin removed after losing half her body weight - as she prepares to release her debut album * Oscar-nominated duo Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy lead the way at The Revenant's European première At the Empire Theatre in Leicester Square * Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain among Premier League stars to flock to O2 Arena for NBA London 2016 * Risque outfits are fine, but doing an accent terrifies me, says Kate: Actress opens up about her role as a Russian-Italian mafia boss No nudity nerves * teresa giudice Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice makes her carpet debut after leaving prison... as she's joined by daughter Gia at store opening Back in the spotlight * AD193215103Sean-Penn-takes-.jpg Sean the sheepish! Penn remains tight-lipped on night out as he prepares to break his silence on El Chapo interview in chat with Charlie Rose * megan hilty It's a Smash! Megan Hilty turns heads in a backless shimmering number at opening party for her Broadway play Noises Off Sensational in silver * eURN: AD*193203071 Headline: Hilary Duff heads to a soul cycle work out session Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** HILARY DUFF HEADS TO A NIGHT TIME SOUL CYCLE WORK OUT SESSION IN CHELSEA, NEW YORK. 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Non Exclusive UK RIGHTS ONLY Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Photographer: 922 Loaded on 15/01/2016 at 00:07 Copyright: Provider: FameFlynet.uk.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (18291K 908K 20.2:1) 3000w x 2081h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Riding in style: Kendall Jenner sizzles in snakeskin jacket while driving her classic 1956 Corvette convertible in Beverly Hills Just chilling * AD193191613PASADENA-CA---JA.jpg 'We'll solve that problem': Caitlyn Jenner responds to Ricky Gervais' jokes at Golden Globes by offering to host next year Not taking it lying down * AD193174991Beverly-Hills-CA.jpg Kourtney Kardashian steps out in leather jacket and skinny jeans with son Reign... as ex Scott Disick films scenes Outing in Beverly Hills * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 14: Actress Chloe Grace Moretz attends the AwesomenessTV special fan screening of "The 5th Wave" at Pacific Theatre at The Grove on January 14, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 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As one of the headhunters in Daniel Andersen’s unsubtle comedy puts it: ‘We’re selling people to other people.’ You could almost say that recruitment is a genteel form of human trafficking. The best thing in this show is a performance from Adam Brown, best known for playing a dwarf in the Hobbit films. Here, he is Mervyn, a slightly useless but sweet-mannered employee from the Dartford branch of Saxon Court, a struggling recruitment firm. It is Christmas 2011 and business is dire. Mervyn has come up to the London office and may be about to be fired. With Mr Brown’s arrival, the show calms down a bit. Until that point its pace is overly frantic, the comedy and characterisation forced. Playwright Andersen has chosen to depict the bottom end of the recruitment market. The workers here are vulgar plonkers and we should at least hail Sophie Ellerby, Alice Franklin, Scott Hazell and John Pickard for their energy. Director Melanie Spencer needs to tone it all down by about a third. There is too much eye-bulging and shouting, too little deftness. Let the satire build. The writing makes that difficult. There is some coarse stuff about the office lavatory being blocked and the receptionist (Miss Franklin) having fake boobs. The boss, Donna (Debra Baker), is a cussing tyrant, her politics to the right of Ukip. Miss Baker gives her a swagger but it swiftly becomes unbelievable that anyone would work more than five minutes for Donna. Mr Andersen is no doubt on to something by depicting the sexism, drunkenness, falseness and unhappiness of the grotty end of London office work. RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * Next * Michael Palin being rude? Now that's a REAL horror story...... James Nesbitt visits Sydney to promote the BBC mini-series "The Missing", and the new Hobbit film, "The Battle of the Five Armies". A well-recognised actor, James Nesbitt is remembered as the star Cold Feet (1998-2003). He also starred in Murphy's Law (2001-2007), and recently portrayed Bofur in Peter Jackson's three-part film adaptation of The Hobbit (2012-2014). James Nesbitt was nominated for a Golden Globe for his performance in "Jekyll", and also praised for his leading role in Woody Allen's Match Point. In Sydney today James mentioned how much he is enjoying the warmer weather here, and how he's looking forward to seeing more of Sydney. Pictured: James Nesbitt Ref: SPL895903 241114 Picture by: Brandon Voight / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com 'It's nothing to do with Madeline McCann': James Nesbitt... Share this article Share But these sorry specimens are hardly major villains. A satire about dismal losers is never going to be as much fun as a satire about smooth, successful schemers. For that reason, I wish Mr Andersen had chosen to make his comedy about top-end headhunters, the Saxton Bampfyldes of this world who extract vast sums from the public sector, Whitehall, the BBC and so forth. Going after their vanity, their ruses, their jargon – their fees! – would have been braver and probably much funnier. 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Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. Standard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I love you': Stephanie Davis expresses her pent-up feelings for Jeremy... after blaming CBB for 'ruining' relationship with boyfriend Sam Reece * 10 January 2016 - Barcelona - Spain *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES AVAILABLE FOR UK NEWSPAPERS ONLY *** Yummy Mummy Shakira and her footballer partner Gerard Pique seen enjoying an afternoon with their children as well as other teammates at FC Barcelona field after Barcelona vs Granada match. Pictured Marc Bartra and girlfriend Melissa Jimenez, Gerard Pique and Shakira with Milan Pique Mebarak and Sasha Pique Mebarak and Sergi Busquets with pregnant girlfriend lena Galera. Also in the picture, Gerard Pique's parents. BYLINE MUST READ: XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM *AVAILABLE FOR UK SALE ONLY* **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE +44 208 344 2007 He's a keeper! Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Kim Kardashian is angelic in a bubblegum pink ribbon and frilly dress as Kris Jenner shares cute flashback of 'My little Kimberly' What a difference * Leonardo Di Caprio smoulders on the cover of GQ Australia as he is tipped for Oscar success with in The Revenant Man of the moment * FRIENDS -- Pictured: (l-r) Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing, Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank I won't be there for you! Friends cast will NOT be reuniting after all for special television tribute Matthew Perry pulls the plug * From the red carpet to Congress: Amal Clooney sits down for first-ever US TV interview without her Hollywood husband Human rights discussion * AD193193390BEVERLY-HILLS-CA.jpg EXCLUSIVE: Whitney Port reveals her husband was NOT a fan of her racy Golden Globes dress and talks babies and life as a newlywed * Obese Britain's Got Talent star has TWO STONE of excess skin removed after losing half her body weight - as she prepares to release her debut album * Oscar-nominated duo Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy lead the way at The Revenant's European première At the Empire Theatre in Leicester Square * Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain among Premier League stars to flock to O2 Arena for NBA London 2016 * Risque outfits are fine, but doing an accent terrifies me, says Kate: Actress opens up about her role as a Russian-Italian mafia boss No nudity nerves * teresa giudice Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice makes her carpet debut after leaving prison... as she's joined by daughter Gia at store opening Back in the spotlight * AD193215103Sean-Penn-takes-.jpg Sean the sheepish! Penn remains tight-lipped on night out as he prepares to break his silence on El Chapo interview in chat with Charlie Rose * megan hilty It's a Smash! Megan Hilty turns heads in a backless shimmering number at opening party for her Broadway play Noises Off Sensational in silver * eURN: AD*193203071 Headline: Hilary Duff heads to a soul cycle work out session Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** HILARY DUFF HEADS TO A NIGHT TIME SOUL CYCLE WORK OUT SESSION IN CHELSEA, NEW YORK. 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Non Exclusive UK RIGHTS ONLY Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Photographer: 922 Loaded on 15/01/2016 at 00:07 Copyright: Provider: FameFlynet.uk.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (18291K 908K 20.2:1) 3000w x 2081h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Riding in style: Kendall Jenner sizzles in snakeskin jacket while driving her classic 1956 Corvette convertible in Beverly Hills Just chilling * AD193191613PASADENA-CA---JA.jpg 'We'll solve that problem': Caitlyn Jenner responds to Ricky Gervais' jokes at Golden Globes by offering to host next year Not taking it lying down * AD193174991Beverly-Hills-CA.jpg Kourtney Kardashian steps out in leather jacket and skinny jeans with son Reign... as ex Scott Disick films scenes Outing in Beverly Hills * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 14: Actress Chloe Grace Moretz attends the AwesomenessTV special fan screening of "The 5th Wave" at Pacific Theatre at The Grove on January 14, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 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Under fire Met police spotted lounging in the sun and swigging beers in Ghana after facing backlash over handling of Sian Blake triple-murder case * Emigrate or face death threats: Ex-binman dubbed the 'Lotto lout' warns £33million winning couple their enormous windfall will ruin their life unless they leave the country * EU shock as 'out' vote storms six per cent ahead in wake of the Paris massacre, Cologne sex attacks and migrant crisis * The hit that got Hatton Garden masterminds off the hook: How 'Goldfinger' gangster was gunned down to stop him exposing the Adams crime family - and revealing identity of on-the-run robber 'Basil the Ghost' * Vicar's fury after European porn film is shot in the graveyard of his church in sleepy Warwickshire village * The white-knuckle ride to your death: 'Euthanasia rollercoaster' will be the last thrill you ever get – although experts warn you may spend your final moments feeling SICK * Revealed: David Cameron has 'earned £500,000 renting out his Notting Hill home since becoming PM' while cracking down on social housing * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled but wickedly charming genius that women (and many men) found impossible to resist * British policewoman’s baby could soon be back in UK – but she’s set to be denied immediate custody * Disgusting moment a taxi passenger SPITS in his female driver's face during a row after they were picked up from outside a pub * French teacher who led students onto a closed piste before avalanche killed two of them is charged with manslaughter * Migrants protest in German cities after 'revenge' attacks over New Year's Eve wave of assaults on women * Woman, 34, arrested on suspicion of murder of company boss, 60, found knifed to death at her £450,000 country home * Qatari billionaires become Lords of the manor: Emir’s new 550-acre estate is the latest British icon snapped up in the relentless march of the oil-rich royals who own more of London than the Queen * Devastating truth about Britain's first 'legal' red light district: The police and council insist it's made their city safer. 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Cosmo Kramer asks from the floor of a crowded parliament house in Canberra. 'I don't get it. Am I right people?' In the latest YouTube send-up by political satirist Huw Parkinson, the cast of Seinfeld take on Australian politics. And they've gone viral. The heads of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George have been seamlessly transposed onto the bodies of Australian leaders in Parliament. Scroll down for video 'Whats the deal with politics?' Kramer asks the Australian parliament in the mock up You Tube clip 'Whats the deal with politics?' Kramer asks the Australian parliament in the mock up You Tube clip Jerry Seinfeld addresses the media, flanked by Australia's Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Attorney General George Brandis Jerry Seinfeld addresses the media, flanked by Australia's Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Attorney General George Brandis In one scene, George points the finger at Bill Shorten; 'Well the jerk store called,' he says, 'They're running out of you!', to which he is berated by the House Speaker Bronwyn Bishop: 'The Minister will refer to people by their correct name.' In another scene, Elaine is pictured behind Shorten at a frantic press conference, rolling her eyes and looking disgusted. 'This guy smells,' she winces, 'Doesn't anyone buy deodorant in this city, what's so hard? You take the cap off and roll it on!' Elaine looks less than impressed by 'this guy' who smells at a press conference Elaine looks less than impressed by 'this guy' who smells at a press conference Other shots included Elaine smoking a cigar after PM Tony Abbott announces he's confident 'this is a budget that's fair,' and Tanya Plibersek being heckled from the bench. Meanwhile, the rolling news feed on a spoof live cross to Canberra flashes: 'Scott Morrison says 'Yadda, yadda, yadda No more boat arrivals.' You can view some of Parkinson's other popular send-ups on his Vimeo channel Rabbit and Coffee. 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The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. Standard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I love you': Stephanie Davis expresses her pent-up feelings for Jeremy... after blaming CBB for 'ruining' relationship with boyfriend Sam Reece * 10 January 2016 - Barcelona - Spain *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES AVAILABLE FOR UK NEWSPAPERS ONLY *** Yummy Mummy Shakira and her footballer partner Gerard Pique seen enjoying an afternoon with their children as well as other teammates at FC Barcelona field after Barcelona vs Granada match. Pictured Marc Bartra and girlfriend Melissa Jimenez, Gerard Pique and Shakira with Milan Pique Mebarak and Sasha Pique Mebarak and Sergi Busquets with pregnant girlfriend lena Galera. Also in the picture, Gerard Pique's parents. BYLINE MUST READ: XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM *AVAILABLE FOR UK SALE ONLY* **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE +44 208 344 2007 He's a keeper! Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Kim Kardashian is angelic in a bubblegum pink ribbon and frilly dress as Kris Jenner shares cute flashback of 'My little Kimberly' What a difference * Leonardo Di Caprio smoulders on the cover of GQ Australia as he is tipped for Oscar success with in The Revenant Man of the moment * FRIENDS -- Pictured: (l-r) Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing, Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank I won't be there for you! Friends cast will NOT be reuniting after all for special television tribute Matthew Perry pulls the plug * From the red carpet to Congress: Amal Clooney sits down for first-ever US TV interview without her Hollywood husband Human rights discussion * AD193193390BEVERLY-HILLS-CA.jpg EXCLUSIVE: Whitney Port reveals her husband was NOT a fan of her racy Golden Globes dress and talks babies and life as a newlywed * Obese Britain's Got Talent star has TWO STONE of excess skin removed after losing half her body weight - as she prepares to release her debut album * Oscar-nominated duo Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy lead the way at The Revenant's European première At the Empire Theatre in Leicester Square * Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain among Premier League stars to flock to O2 Arena for NBA London 2016 * Risque outfits are fine, but doing an accent terrifies me, says Kate: Actress opens up about her role as a Russian-Italian mafia boss No nudity nerves * teresa giudice Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice makes her carpet debut after leaving prison... as she's joined by daughter Gia at store opening Back in the spotlight * AD193215103Sean-Penn-takes-.jpg Sean the sheepish! Penn remains tight-lipped on night out as he prepares to break his silence on El Chapo interview in chat with Charlie Rose * megan hilty It's a Smash! Megan Hilty turns heads in a backless shimmering number at opening party for her Broadway play Noises Off Sensational in silver * eURN: AD*193203071 Headline: Hilary Duff heads to a soul cycle work out session Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** HILARY DUFF HEADS TO A NIGHT TIME SOUL CYCLE WORK OUT SESSION IN CHELSEA, NEW YORK. 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Non Exclusive UK RIGHTS ONLY Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Photographer: 922 Loaded on 15/01/2016 at 00:07 Copyright: Provider: FameFlynet.uk.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (18291K 908K 20.2:1) 3000w x 2081h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Riding in style: Kendall Jenner sizzles in snakeskin jacket while driving her classic 1956 Corvette convertible in Beverly Hills Just chilling * AD193191613PASADENA-CA---JA.jpg 'We'll solve that problem': Caitlyn Jenner responds to Ricky Gervais' jokes at Golden Globes by offering to host next year Not taking it lying down * AD193174991Beverly-Hills-CA.jpg Kourtney Kardashian steps out in leather jacket and skinny jeans with son Reign... as ex Scott Disick films scenes Outing in Beverly Hills * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 14: Actress Chloe Grace Moretz attends the AwesomenessTV special fan screening of "The 5th Wave" at Pacific Theatre at The Grove on January 14, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 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The "Looney Tunes"-style cartoon targeting the Islamic State group comes after its militants have swept across large swaths of Syria and Iraq, declaring their own self-styled caliphate while conducting mass shootings of their prisoners. The group cheers its advances and beheadings in slickly produced Internet videos. In response, television networks across the Middle East have begun airing cartoons and comedy programs using satire to criticize the group and its claims of representing Islam. And while not directly confronting the group's battlefield gains, the shows challenge the legitimacy of its claims and chip away at the fear some have that the Islamic militants are unstoppable. In this image made from an undated cartoon broadcast on state-run al-Iraqiya TV in Iraq, a cartoon character portrayed as a member or a supporter of the Isla... In this image made from an undated cartoon broadcast on state-run al-Iraqiya TV in Iraq, a cartoon character portrayed as a member or a supporter of the Islamic State group sings a song. Television networks across the Middle East have begun airing cartoons and comedy programs using satire to criticize the group and its claim of representing Islam. And while not directly confronting their battlefield gains, the shows challenge the legitimacy of the Islamic group and chips away at the fear some have that they are unstoppable. The Arabic writing on the flag reads, "One Arab nation," top, and "Having an eternal message." "ISIS" on the cartoon character's head cover is the outdated acronym of the group. (AP Photo/al-Iraqiya) "These people are not a true representation of Islam and so by mocking them, it is a way to show that we are against them," said Nabil Assaf, one of the producers and writers of Lebanon's "Ktir Salbe Show," which has challenged the group. "Of course it's a sensitive issue, but this is one way to reject extremism and make it so the people are not afraid." Satire has long been a force in Arab culture, beginning first with its ancient poetry. Indirect criticism once cloaked in self-censorship exploded out into the open during Arab Spring revolts. Even in the midst of Syria's bloody civil war, the country's renowned black, satirical humor has continued. The Islamic State group, born out the Syrian war, now finds itself challenged in a cultural war after its gains. The top Islamic authority in Egypt recently began an online campaign asking journalists not to call the group an "Islamic State." Comedians have followed suit. In one skit produced by the "Ktir Salbe Show," a taxi driver picks up a jihadi who rejects listening to radio because it didn't exist in the earliest days of Islam, a knock on the Islamic State group's literal take on the Quran. The driver offers to turn on the air conditioning, but that too is rejected. The jihadi finally criticizes him for answering a mobile phone. Fed up, the driver asks: "Were there taxi cabs in the earliest days?" "No, 1,000 times no!" the passenger answers. The driver responds by kicking out the jihadi and telling him to wait for a camel instead. In Syria, comedic news programs also target the Islamic State group, with its presenters disguising themselves out of fears of retaliation. In Iraq, an animated program on state television depicted a slew of characters on the run from the Iraqi military, including young Islamic State militants and old Saddam Hussein-era officials. "We are all against these terrorist organizations," said Alaa al-Majedi of the state-run al-Iraqiya channel. "Comedy is one way to raise awareness." But among those depicted in the cartoon is Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, an accusation that the Sunni kingdom supports the Sunni Islamic State militants, something Saudi officials have denied. Saudi Arabia backs the rebels fighting to topple Syrian President Bashar Assad's government. Even the dark videos of mass shootings conducted by the Islamic State group have become comedic fodder. Palestinian television channel al-Falastiniya aired a skit showing two militants shoot Muslim civilians for their lack of knowledge on the number of times to kneel during prayers, all the while reminiscing over the beautiful women and best party neighborhoods they'd visited in Beirut. When a Jordanian Christian approaches, the two militants begin fighting each other over who gets to shoot him — each wanting the "blessing" for himself. Terrified, the man suffers a fatal heart attack, leaving the militants devastated. ___ Follow Vivian Salama on Twitter at www.twitter.com/vmsalama . In this image made from an undated cartoon broadcast on state-run al-Iraqiya TV in Iraq, a cartoon character, shown with an Arabic word meaning member or sup... In this image made from an undated cartoon broadcast on state-run al-Iraqiya TV in Iraq, a cartoon character, shown with an Arabic word meaning member or supporter of the Islamic State group, and "ISIS" the outdated acronym of the group, appears before a cartoon show. Television networks across the Middle East have begun airing cartoons and comedy programs using satire to criticize the group and its claim of representing Islam. And while not directly confronting their battlefield gains, the shows challenge the legitimacy of the Islamic group and chips away at the fear some have that they are unstoppable. (AP Photo/al-Iraqiya) Share or comment on this article * * * * * * [INS: :INS] Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article. 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Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! Liam Payne shows off his newly-shaven head and huge hand tattoo as he arrives at LAX... after sharing steamy bedroom selfie * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'We didn't do anything wrong did we?' Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. 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And in a new Funny Or Die satire on Big, Evan Rachel Wood plays a comical and somewhat darker, adult version of the Hanks role, as a 13-year-old who takes on the appearance of an older woman. After being granted her wish at a local fairground, Wood's character Jenny is shocked at her mature transformation, while her mother assumes the woman she finds in her home is 'that slut that's sleeping with my husband.' This is fun: Evan Rachel Wood and Darren Criss star in a satire of the 1988 movie Big in a new Funny Or Die Clip This is fun: Evan Rachel Wood and Darren Criss star in a satire of the 1988 movie Big in a new Funny Or Die Clip Woken up bigger: Jenny reacts with shock when she wakes up to find herself 'Big' Woken up bigger: Jenny reacts with shock when she wakes up to find herself 'Big' Wood then gets a job in a toy factory, arriving to work wobbling on sky-high heels and dressed inappropriately in a lacy pink dress. Talk at work soon turns to sex, with Jenny's naivete being dismissed as a 'shy routine.' Catching the eye of a co-worker Jeff, played by Criss, the duo soon begin a relationship, dancing together on a piano - a la Hanks in Big - jumping on a trampoline and Jeff making a move to kiss her on a Twister board. Bunkbeds? Jeff (Criss) tries to make his move on Jenny who is dressed in pyjamas Bunkbeds? Jeff (Criss) tries to make his move on Jenny who is dressed in pyjamas Bouncing fun: Jenny gets Jeff to join her on trampolining with a Twister board on the floor Bouncing fun: Jenny gets Jeff to join her on trampolining with a Twister board on the floor Kissing on the Twister board: Jenny and her man's inappropriate relationship is taken one step further Kissing on the Twister board: Jenny and her man's inappropriate relationship is taken one step further 'You sure you can sleep over?' she asks him. 'You mom's not going to get mad?' 'I don't think my mom's going to mind,' he laughs, unaware of her innocent overtones. Soon enough, Wood's character thinks she's getting gets the hang of adulthood, easily able to balance on her heels and discussing her sex life very loudly in the office. Inappropriate: Wood arrived at her first day at work in a lace formal frock with heels Inappropriate: Wood arrived at her first day at work in a lace formal frock with heels This doll should vomit: Like Hanks's character, she takes her place at a toy company This doll should vomit: Like Hanks's character, she takes her place at a toy company Revealing all: The star loudly chatted on the phone about her sex life Revealing all: The star loudly chatted on the phone about her sex life The original: Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia in the 1988 film Big The original: Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia in the 1988 film Big 'But', a voiceover announces, 'all good things must end,' and Jenny ends up telling the stunned Jeff that 'I really am a kid.' 'That's okay,' he says. 'What are you, 18... 19?' 'I'm 13,' she says. 'That's what I've been trying to tell you dumb dumb, you're in love with a kid.' Shocked by the revelation, Jeff experiences flashbacks of Jenny playing with dolls and realises he could be in some serious trouble. I'm really 134-years-old: Jeff is stunned when Jenny tells him the sorry truth I'm really 134-years-old: Jeff is stunned when Jenny tells him the sorry truth She likes to play with dolls: The realisation soon dawns on Criss's character She likes to play with dolls: The realisation soon dawns on Criss's character Will you call me in ten years: Jenny tells Jeff she told the 'whole company' the truth about their relationship Will you call me in ten years: Jenny tells Jeff she told the 'whole company' the truth about their relationship Is magic a good defence in court? Jeff weeps in the bath tub Is magic a good defence in court? Jeff weeps in the bath tub You're only young once: Jeff panics about his reputation in the satirical clip You're only young once: Jeff panics about his reputation in the satirical clip 'Did you tell anybody?' he asks. 'Just the whole company,' she reveals. 'Maybe call me in ten years?' 'No, don't do that. Never call me,' he says, and is seen weeping in the bathtub trying to work out his defence in court. 'I f***** a magical child. I'm gonna go to jail,' he sobs. 'I'm a good person. Magic isn't a defence you can use in court.' The short film ends with a voiceover saying: 'You're only young once.. But a sex offence will stay on your record for life. It's a family movie... for some reason.' Take it back! Jeff attempts to get Zoltar to reverse the passage of time at the end of the clip Take it back! Jeff attempts to get Zoltar to reverse the passage of time at the end of the clip Read more: * Big with Evan Rachel Wood and Darren Criss from Evan Rachel Wood, Darren Criss, Jennie Pierson, Alex Richanbach, Nicol Paone, Travis Helwig, Jason Carden, Ben Sheehan, Sean Dacanay, Funny Or Die, Libby de Leon, Chris Poole, keganswyers, Martin C Vall ... Share or comment on this article * * * * * * * 6 shares MOST WATCHED NEWS VIDEOS * Previous * 1 * 2 * 3 * Next * [303BE5A100000578-0-image-m-7_1452968901083.jpg] Disgusting moment female taxi driver is spat at by passenger * [302F76A200000578-0-image-a-6_1452846615268.jpg] CCTV captures moment when a woman tries to stab a boy on bus * [303A2AFF00000578-0-image-a-1_1452961033102.jpg] 2008: Joseph Fritzl pleads guilty to 'house of horror' rapes * [303560E700000578-0-image-m-7_1452909635853.jpg] Millions in ISIS funds get blown up by US military strike * [303402A600000578-0-image-a-7_1452885203922.jpg] Tail wagging is overrated! 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Find out now More top stories Bing (*) Site ( ) Web Enter search term: ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Like DailyMail * Follow MailOnline * Follow DailyMail * +1 DailyMail DON'T MISS * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLEY WALSH AND CHERYL FERNANDEZ VERSINI AND DENISE VAN OUTEN PICTURED LEAVING THE COOKOO CLUB IN CENTRAL LONDON AFTER HAVING KIMBERLEYS HEN PARTY BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Cheryl Fernandez-Versini's husband Jean-Bernard 'is demanding £3million in divorce... but she wants confidentiality clause in return' * millie mackintosh instagram.jpg Millie Mackintosh flaunts her incredible abs on a paddleboard as she posts more envy-inducing selfies on her Maldives getaway No January blues here * Katie Price and Peter Andre attend a signing for their new duets CD, A Whole New World, at Selfridge's in central London. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Monday November 27, 2006. Photo credit should read: Johnny Green/PA Is he on her mind? Katie Price finally replies to Kim Kardashian's gushing tweet about her relationship with Peter Andre SEVEN YEARS later * Family affair! Angelina Jolie can't hide her smile as she is joined by five of her children at film premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 A merry brood * Celine Dion's brother Daniel dies from cancer aged 59 just two days after singer's husband passed away from same disease Mourning Daniel Dion * EROTEME.CO.UK\nFOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598\nPicture shows: Lewis Hamilton\nNON-EXCLUSIVE: Saturday 16th January 2016\nJob: 160116UT1 London, UK\nEROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598\nDisclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. 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Scotty T and Megan McKenna share steamy hot tub snog after climbing into bed together on Celebrity Big Brother * Picture Shows: Michelle Mone January 16, 2016\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Michelle Mone OBE is spotted at Barbados' airport shortly after arriving on a flight from the UK. \\n \\n Baroness Mone is a British entrepreneur and parliamentarian. \\n \\n The media recently reported that the 'Bra Queen' was running out of cash - but with her Louis Vuitton and Chanel luggage and trip to Barbados it didn't appear that way!\\n \\n Her bra was visible through the black playsuit she was wearing.\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Exclusive All Rounder\\n UK Rights Only\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com\\n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Underwear tycoon Michelle Mone channels Sandy from Grease in off-the-shoulder black catsuit as she jets out of Barbados New Year break * Jenna Coleman cuts a casual figure as she delights sci-fi fans with appearance at Comic Con in Miami following Doctor Who exit * 17 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK\n*** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES ***\n** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR MAIL ONLINE AND ANY ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION DEALS UNLESS FEE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE***\nLITTLE MIX SINGER LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK PICTURED ON A NIGHT OUT AT MAHIKI IN MAYFAIR, WHERE SHE GOT BEHIND THE BAR AND POURED OUT A FEW COCKTAILS\nBYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM\n***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION ***\n**UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Little Mix's Leigh-Anne Pinnock shows off her enviably toned abs in skimpy white bralet and low-waisted jeans as she hits the London social scene * * Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA twigs party in London's Soho as they celebrate her 28th birthday * 'That turned into a farce': Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace hit out at 'ridiculous' EastEnders storylines Including the most recent 'baby swap' story * Sir Elton John's £30k hip op bid to make peace with 90-year-old mother following long-running feud Hinting the feud is over * Various celebrities turn out snow or shine for Kieron Richardsons 30th Birthday Party at The Press Club in Manchester\nFeaturing: Nikki Sanderson\nWhere: Manchester, United Kingdom\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: Tim McLees/WENN.com Nikki Sanderson rocks a racy PVC curve-hugging dress as she joins boyfriend Greg Whitehurst for her co-star's birthday party * LONDON - JANUARY 17: (NO SALE/NO ARCHIVE) In this handout image provided by the BBC, Leonardo DiCaprio appears on the "Andrew Marr Show" on January 17, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Overs/BBC via Getty Images)\nWarning: Use of this copyright image is subject to Terms of Use of BBC Digital Picture Service. In particular, this image may only be used during the publicity period for the purpose of publicising "Andrew Marr Show" and provided the BBC is credited. 'It's beyond your control': Leonardo DiCaprio joins Andrew Marr as he reflects on Oscar buzz surrounding his most difficult movie The Revenant * Celebrity Big Brother 2016 launch night\\n\\nFeaturing: Stephanie Davis.\\nWhere: London, United Kingdom\\nWhen: 05 Jan 2016\\nCredit: Supplied by WENN.com\\n\\n**WENN does not claim any ownership including but not limited to Copyright, License in attached material. Fees charged by WENN are for WENN's services only, do not, nor are they intended to, convey to the user any ownership of Copyright, License in material. 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Katie Price YAWNS her way through dinner as she checks out pictures of herself from her recent Loose Women appearance * Australian Open 2016 Crown/IMG players party Riverwalk Crown Rachael and Freddie Flintoff Retired cricketer Freddie Flintoff cuts a dapper figure as he and wife Rachael attend the Australian Open party * 'Nobody knew Bowie was ill... that's the way he wanted it': Friend opens up about star's final months of secretly battling cancer Robert Fox spoke out * EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURE: MATRIXPICTURES.CO.UK\nPLEASE CREDIT ALL USES\nWORLD RIGHTS \nEx on the Beach reality television personalities Jess Impiazzi and Talitha Minnis are pictured out shopping for baby clothes in Esher, Surrey.\nTalitha, who looks chic as she covers her huge baby bump in a tight-fitting grey dress, wraps up warm in a long black coat.\nJANUARY 13th 2016\nREF: LTN 16105 Jess Impiazzi shrouds her enviable figure in a chunky coat as she takes pregnant Ex On The Beach co-star Talitha Minnis shopping Keeping warm * * What heartbreak? Cheryl Fernandez-Versini flashes her seriously slim figure in midriff-baring top as she's propped up after Kimberley Walsh's hen * Lauren Goodger bikini Selfie Puff_.jpg 'Anyone can be "skinny" but it doesn't make you happy': Lauren Goodger defends extreme weight loss as she parades 'fit and strong' shape in a bikini * khloeconcerned.jpg 'I went a week without showering': Khloe Kardashian recalls long hours she spent in hospital with Lamar after his overdose * PUFF-gemma-collins.jpg 'It's a f***ing liberty, I can't even remember what to do': Gemma Collins threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother as she bursts into tears in epic task tantrum * FROM ITV\n\nSTRICT EMBARGO - Tuesday 19 January 2016\n\nCoronation Street - Ep 8828\n\nFriday 29 January 2016 - 2nd Ep\n\nCalling Mary Taylor [PATTI CLARE] a trollop, Bridget [CAROL HARVEY] slaps her round the face. As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! Leggy Jorgie Porter braves the cold in extreme thigh-split skirt as she attends Hollyoaks co-star Kieron Richardson's birthday * SPOILER ALERT: Emmerdale's Aaron Livesy is set for an unwelcome surprise when he follows Chas Dingle and discovers she's dating Gordon * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541683a)\n Joel Fields, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor and Alison Wright\n FX Networks 'The Americans' Panel at the Winter TCA Tour - Day 12, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n She IS expecting! Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys discuss The Americans at TCA press tour...as their co-star confirms baby news * Are David Bowie's ashes to be scattered near his secret mountain retreat? Singer's friends say he did not want a monument * SPOILER ALERT: Shabnam is horrified as Kush is left holding the baby when Martin asks him to look after Arthur in EastEnders To be aired on the 28th * 'Time for a change': Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall shows off dramatic makeover in pouting selfie as she dyes her locks grey Interesting choice * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * shannonbhouse.jpg Get it while it's hot! RHOC's Shannon and David Beador re-list mansion and slash price by $5 MILLION * NO JUST JARED USAGE..Arrivals on the red carpet of Art Of Elysium's 9th Annual Heaven Gala.....Pictured: Jamie-Lynn Sigler ..Ref: SPL1206317 100116 ..Picture by: Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. 'You could feel the love': Jamie-Lynn Sigler marries Cutter Dykstra in candlelit 'wonderland' wedding in Palm Springs * Acing it! Maria Sharapova puts her endless legs on display in thigh-skimming orange dress at Australian Open Players Party * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden shared a revealing photo as she got ready to return to the judging panel for this year's auditions * 'Burning off that Christmas eating!' Rebel Wilson works up a sweat after revealing she's recovering from bronchitis * Picture Shows: Sylvester Stallone January 16, 2016\n \n Oscar Nominee Sylvester Stallone was spotted having lunch with a friend at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fancy seeing you here! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on lunch date with girlfriend Heather Milligan as pal Sylvester Stallone joins them at restaurant * Kylo Wren learns how the Storm Troopers live for Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base on SNL Hilarious skit merged TV show and film * PUFFcbb-scott.jpg 'I've got her number and she grafted me': Celebrity Big Brother's Jeremy McConnell is left speechless as Scotty T reveals Stephanie Davis once tried it on with him * YolandaFoster16.jpg Yolanda Foster posts make-up free selfie and suggests she's ready to move on from soon to be ex husband David ...after his cruel jibe about her post-surgery breasts * Daddy cool! Ronnie Wood, 68, and pregnant wife Sally, 38, look more loved up as ever as they arrive in Los Angeles * kylie-new-clothes.jpg 'Coming soon!' Kylie Jenner wears form-fitting black dress as she teases new look from clothing line she's created with Kendall Collection arrives soon * Please contact X17 before any use of these exclusive photos - x17@x17agency.com Selena Gomez wears a little black dress and high black heels for a dinner date at Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon. She arrives and leaves with a tall mystery man who wears a big smile on his face around her. Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Gorgeous Gomez! Selena shows off toned gams in a pair of sky-high heels and a LBD while on a dinner outing with a male pal Lifting her spirits * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/REX/Shutterstock (5541695w)\n John Travolta\n FX Winter TCA Tour Photowall, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n John Travolta puts on dapper display in dark blue suit as he and American Crime Story co-stars arrive to TCA Tour * Picture Shows: Salma Hayek January 16, 2016\n \n Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fabulous in floral! Salma Hayek, 48, shows off her svelte curves in monochrome frock attending Mexican photo call of The Prophet Red carpet showstopper * ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 16: Sharon Stone arrives at the Monster Jam at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on January 16, 2016 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images) Holding back the gears! Sharon Stone, 57, looks youthful in chic knitted jumper as she attends star-studded Monster Jam car show * 'Gym selfie with the milf': Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian show off their toned midriffs on Instagram The 31-year-old and the 36-year-old matched * Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Puff.jpg Liam Payne DENIES One Direction will split for good following hiatus and admits he WOULD welcome back Zayn Malik... as he offers first listen of solo material * 'Back in the gym': Justin Bieber steams up social media in just a towel showing off his toned abs in two shirtless selfies Flaunting it * Bieber He must wheelie love himself! Justin Bieber fails to mask his vanity as he hides behind a skateboard with his own face printed on it That's just too far * A drag queen, a WAG, a cage-fighter, and a man who sang with Beatles. The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! 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Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. 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Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Find out more... * Back to top * Home * News * U.S. * Sport * TV&Showbiz * Australia * Femail * Health * Science * Money * Video * Travel * Fashion Finder Sitemap Archive Video Archive Topics Index Mobile Apps Screensaver RSS Text-based site Reader Prints Our Papers Top of page Daily Mail Mail on Sunday This is Network This is Money Metro Jobsite Mail Travel Zoopla.co.uk Prime Location Published by Associated Newspapers Ltd Part of the Daily Mail, The Mail on Sunday & Metro Media Group © Associated Newspapers Ltd Contact us How to complain Advertise with us Syndication Terms Privacy policy & cookies Cookie regulation logo -- #alternate alternate Mail Online Search publisher Mail Online Femail RSS feed Latest Femail Stories RSS feed Being famous in a social media-obsessed world: Kirsten Dunst stars in short satire film exposing the weirdness of selfie culture [1411590000068_wps_17_image006_png.jpg] MailOnline - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories [USEMAP:gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw== ] * Home * News * U.S. * Sport * TV&Showbiz * Australia * Femail * Health * Science * Money * Video * Travel * Fashion Finder * Latest Headlines * Femail * Fashion Finder * Food * Femail Boards * Beauty * Gardening * Deals * Blogs * Baby Blog * My Profile * Logout * Login DailyMail Home Top show ad * * * * * Being famous in a social media-obsessed world: Kirsten Dunst stars in short satire film exposing the weirdness of selfie culture By Annabel Fenwick Elliott for MailOnline Published: 20:22 GMT, 24 September 2014 | Updated: 21:43 GMT, 24 September 2014 * * * * * * 30 View comments Kirsten Dunst has starred in a two-minute short film about what it’s like to be a celebrity in our social-media obsessed culture. The dramatization, which was shot for Vs. Magazine by filmmaker Matthew Frost, shows the 32-year-old actress getting accosted by a pair of female fans outside what appears to be her Los Angeles home. Upon snapping a number of selfies with the star, the fans all but ignore Miss Dunst in favor of their phones - even when she attempts polite conversation. Then, they arrogantly implore her to 'tag' them from her own social media account. Awkward: Kirsten Dunst (left) has appeared in a two-minute satire film in which she is accosted by fans who angle her for a series of uncomfortable selfies (pictured) Awkward: Kirsten Dunst (left) has appeared in a two-minute satire film in which she is accosted by fans who angle her for a series of uncomfortable selfies (pictured) IFRAME: http://embed.fashiontube.com/pwxp5e/y/n/y/y/ Miss Dunst agreed to take part in the film after she declared herself a fan of Mr Frost's best-known skit, Fashion Film, starring Izzy Caplan, which mocks forced 'artsiness.' RELATED ARTICLES * Previous * 1 * 2 * Next * LINK TO http://edelmangallery.com/exhibitions-and-projects/exhibition-pages /2014/sandro-miller-malkovich,-malkovich,-malkovich-homage-to-photo graphic-masters.html\n\n\nBert_Stern___Marilyn_in_Pink_Roses_(date) ,_2014.jpg Being Marilyn Monroe! John Malkovich morphs into iconic... selena gomez instagram Selena goes sultry! Gomez sports semi-sheer black lacy dress... * 1411588804220_Image_galleryImage_L_gende_Kim_Kardashian_Ka.JPG Our little fashionista! North West steals all the attention... Share this article Share In his latest offering, titled Aspirational, Miss Dunst is filmed waiting for an Uber car when the two fans screech to a halt in their car alongside her and ask: 'Are you Kirsten Dunst?' The actress wryly confirms that yes she is, after which the girls scramble out of their car and wordlessly, without asking permission, start taking numerous selfies with her. Priorities: The short film demonstrates just how bizarre it must be to live as a celebrity in our social-media obsessed culture, where in this case, Miss Dunst's fan is more interested in the photo-op than the real-life star Priorities: The short film demonstrates just how bizarre it must be to live as a celebrity in our social-media obsessed culture, where in this case, Miss Dunst's fan is more interested in the photo-op than the real-life star The filter debate: Upon snapping a number of selfies with the star, her fans all but ignore Miss Dunst in favor of their phones - even when she attempts polite conversation The filter debate: Upon snapping a number of selfies with the star, her fans all but ignore Miss Dunst in favor of their phones - even when she attempts polite conversation Miss Dunst, who asks the girls 'How are you?' and is entirely ignored, is gracious, if a little baffled with their impromptu photo shoot. 'Don't you want your friend to take it?' she asks one of the girls, who is struggling to get her own face into frame with the actress. 'I don't trust her,' the girl responds shortly. Both distinctly unenthusiastic 'fans' then start typing into their phones fiendishly as they share their prized selfies. Braided: Miss Dunst is approached by the not-very-devoted fans as she stands outside her Los Angeles apartment waiting for an Uber car to arrive Braided: Miss Dunst is approached by the not-very-devoted fans as she stands outside her Los Angeles apartment waiting for an Uber car to arrive Nope: 'Do you want to talk or anything?' Miss Dunst asks. 'I mean, you could ask me a question, or, are you curious about anything?' Nope: 'Do you want to talk or anything?' Miss Dunst asks. 'I mean, you could ask me a question, or, are you curious about anything?' 'Do you want to talk or anything?' Miss Dunst asks. 'I mean, you could ask me a question, or, are you curious about anything?' 'Can you tag me?' one responds, '...so it will show up on my profile.' After a prolonged silence, the girls to hop back into their car with a nonchalant 'thank you,' before speeding off, one declaring: 'I've already got 15 likes!' 'Next time you take a selfie with your favorite star, think twice - unlike the girls in this film,' the video description reads. Ice: Miss Dunst, pictured last week, agreed to take part in the film after she declared herself a fan of its director Matthew Frost, who has previously cast Cate Blanchett and Jessica Chastain in similar spoofs Ice: Miss Dunst, pictured last week, agreed to take part in the film after she declared herself a fan of its director Matthew Frost, who has previously cast Cate Blanchett and Jessica Chastain in similar spoofs Speaking about the film, Mr Frost told the publication: 'I'm just trying to talk about things that make me laugh, little observations that I've seen happen or I feel could happen maybe. 'It's more about playing around within a tone that I like; everything is scripted but should never feel like it. Having these amazing actors involved helps a great deal. They make me look good.' Other actresses Mr Frost has enlisted in his short films include Cate Blanchett in a 'slow motion' satire, Kate Winslet in an interview spoof, and Jessica Chastain turning on a fan who is attempting to take a sly photo. 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Find out now More top stories Bing (*) Site ( ) Web Enter search term: ____________________ (BUTTON) Search * Like DailyMail * Follow MailOnline * Follow DailyMail * +1 DailyMail DON'T MISS * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLEY WALSH AND CHERYL FERNANDEZ VERSINI AND DENISE VAN OUTEN PICTURED LEAVING THE COOKOO CLUB IN CENTRAL LONDON AFTER HAVING KIMBERLEYS HEN PARTY BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Cheryl Fernandez-Versini's husband Jean-Bernard 'is demanding £3million in divorce... but she wants confidentiality clause in return' * millie mackintosh instagram.jpg Millie Mackintosh flaunts her incredible abs on a paddleboard as she posts more envy-inducing selfies on her Maldives getaway No January blues here * Katie Price and Peter Andre attend a signing for their new duets CD, A Whole New World, at Selfridge's in central London. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Monday November 27, 2006. Photo credit should read: Johnny Green/PA Is he on her mind? Katie Price finally replies to Kim Kardashian's gushing tweet about her relationship with Peter Andre SEVEN YEARS later * Family affair! Angelina Jolie can't hide her smile as she is joined by five of her children at film premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 A merry brood * Celine Dion's brother Daniel dies from cancer aged 59 just two days after singer's husband passed away from same disease Mourning Daniel Dion * EROTEME.CO.UK\nFOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598\nPicture shows: Lewis Hamilton\nNON-EXCLUSIVE: Saturday 16th January 2016\nJob: 160116UT1 London, UK\nEROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598\nDisclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. 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Scotty T and Megan McKenna share steamy hot tub snog after climbing into bed together on Celebrity Big Brother * Picture Shows: Michelle Mone January 16, 2016\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Michelle Mone OBE is spotted at Barbados' airport shortly after arriving on a flight from the UK. \\n \\n Baroness Mone is a British entrepreneur and parliamentarian. \\n \\n The media recently reported that the 'Bra Queen' was running out of cash - but with her Louis Vuitton and Chanel luggage and trip to Barbados it didn't appear that way!\\n \\n Her bra was visible through the black playsuit she was wearing.\\n \\n * Min Web / Online fee £200 For Set *\\n \\n Exclusive All Rounder\\n UK Rights Only\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com\\n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Underwear tycoon Michelle Mone channels Sandy from Grease in off-the-shoulder black catsuit as she jets out of Barbados New Year break * Jenna Coleman cuts a casual figure as she delights sci-fi fans with appearance at Comic Con in Miami following Doctor Who exit * 17 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK\n*** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES ***\n** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR MAIL ONLINE AND ANY ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION DEALS UNLESS FEE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE***\nLITTLE MIX SINGER LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK PICTURED ON A NIGHT OUT AT MAHIKI IN MAYFAIR, WHERE SHE GOT BEHIND THE BAR AND POURED OUT A FEW COCKTAILS\nBYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM\n***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION ***\n**UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Little Mix's Leigh-Anne Pinnock shows off her enviably toned abs in skimpy white bralet and low-waisted jeans as she hits the London social scene * * Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA twigs party in London's Soho as they celebrate her 28th birthday * 'That turned into a farce': Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace hit out at 'ridiculous' EastEnders storylines Including the most recent 'baby swap' story * Sir Elton John's £30k hip op bid to make peace with 90-year-old mother following long-running feud Hinting the feud is over * Various celebrities turn out snow or shine for Kieron Richardsons 30th Birthday Party at The Press Club in Manchester\nFeaturing: Nikki Sanderson\nWhere: Manchester, United Kingdom\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: Tim McLees/WENN.com Nikki Sanderson rocks a racy PVC curve-hugging dress as she joins boyfriend Greg Whitehurst for her co-star's birthday party * LONDON - JANUARY 17: (NO SALE/NO ARCHIVE) In this handout image provided by the BBC, Leonardo DiCaprio appears on the "Andrew Marr Show" on January 17, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Overs/BBC via Getty Images)\nWarning: Use of this copyright image is subject to Terms of Use of BBC Digital Picture Service. In particular, this image may only be used during the publicity period for the purpose of publicising "Andrew Marr Show" and provided the BBC is credited. 'It's beyond your control': Leonardo DiCaprio joins Andrew Marr as he reflects on Oscar buzz surrounding his most difficult movie The Revenant * Celebrity Big Brother 2016 launch night\\n\\nFeaturing: Stephanie Davis.\\nWhere: London, United Kingdom\\nWhen: 05 Jan 2016\\nCredit: Supplied by WENN.com\\n\\n**WENN does not claim any ownership including but not limited to Copyright, License in attached material. Fees charged by WENN are for WENN's services only, do not, nor are they intended to, convey to the user any ownership of Copyright, License in material. 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Katie Price YAWNS her way through dinner as she checks out pictures of herself from her recent Loose Women appearance * Australian Open 2016 Crown/IMG players party Riverwalk Crown Rachael and Freddie Flintoff Retired cricketer Freddie Flintoff cuts a dapper figure as he and wife Rachael attend the Australian Open party * 'Nobody knew Bowie was ill... that's the way he wanted it': Friend opens up about star's final months of secretly battling cancer Robert Fox spoke out * EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURE: MATRIXPICTURES.CO.UK\nPLEASE CREDIT ALL USES\nWORLD RIGHTS \nEx on the Beach reality television personalities Jess Impiazzi and Talitha Minnis are pictured out shopping for baby clothes in Esher, Surrey.\nTalitha, who looks chic as she covers her huge baby bump in a tight-fitting grey dress, wraps up warm in a long black coat.\nJANUARY 13th 2016\nREF: LTN 16105 Jess Impiazzi shrouds her enviable figure in a chunky coat as she takes pregnant Ex On The Beach co-star Talitha Minnis shopping Keeping warm * * What heartbreak? Cheryl Fernandez-Versini flashes her seriously slim figure in midriff-baring top as she's propped up after Kimberley Walsh's hen * Lauren Goodger bikini Selfie Puff_.jpg 'Anyone can be "skinny" but it doesn't make you happy': Lauren Goodger defends extreme weight loss as she parades 'fit and strong' shape in a bikini * khloeconcerned.jpg 'I went a week without showering': Khloe Kardashian recalls long hours she spent in hospital with Lamar after his overdose * PUFF-gemma-collins.jpg 'It's a f***ing liberty, I can't even remember what to do': Gemma Collins threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother as she bursts into tears in epic task tantrum * FROM ITV\n\nSTRICT EMBARGO - Tuesday 19 January 2016\n\nCoronation Street - Ep 8828\n\nFriday 29 January 2016 - 2nd Ep\n\nCalling Mary Taylor [PATTI CLARE] a trollop, Bridget [CAROL HARVEY] slaps her round the face. As Mary explains how she and Brendan [TED ROBBINS] are in love, Brendan arrives and denying all knowledge of their affair, dismisses Mary as one of his weird fans. Mary¿s heartbroken. \nPicture contact: david.crook@itv.com on 0161 952 6214\n\nPhotographer - Mark Bruce\n\nThis photograph is (C) ITV Plc and can only be reproduced for editorial purposes directly in connection with the programme or event mentioned above, or ITV plc. Once made available by ITV plc Picture Desk, this photograph can be reproduced once only up until the transmission [TX] date and no reproduction fee will be charged. Any subsequent usage may incur a fee. This photograph must not be manipulated [excluding basic cropping] in a manner which alters the visual appearance of the person photographed deeme SPOILER ALERT: Brendan's wife Bridget violently slaps Mary Taylor across the face as the pair come to blows over lying love rat in Coronation Street * 'Everybody was just going crazy!' Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson turn up unannounced at Sydney screening of The Hateful Eight * 16 Jan 2016 - MANCHESTER - UK JORGIE PORTER ARRIVES AT KIERON RICHARDSON'S 30th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MANCHESTER BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** Snow need to wrap up! Leggy Jorgie Porter braves the cold in extreme thigh-split skirt as she attends Hollyoaks co-star Kieron Richardson's birthday * SPOILER ALERT: Emmerdale's Aaron Livesy is set for an unwelcome surprise when he follows Chas Dingle and discovers she's dating Gordon * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541683a)\n Joel Fields, Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys, Noah Emmerich, Annet Mahendru, Holly Taylor and Alison Wright\n FX Networks 'The Americans' Panel at the Winter TCA Tour - Day 12, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n She IS expecting! Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys discuss The Americans at TCA press tour...as their co-star confirms baby news * Are David Bowie's ashes to be scattered near his secret mountain retreat? Singer's friends say he did not want a monument * SPOILER ALERT: Shabnam is horrified as Kush is left holding the baby when Martin asks him to look after Arthur in EastEnders To be aired on the 28th * 'Time for a change': Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall shows off dramatic makeover in pouting selfie as she dyes her locks grey Interesting choice * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * shannonbhouse.jpg Get it while it's hot! RHOC's Shannon and David Beador re-list mansion and slash price by $5 MILLION * NO JUST JARED USAGE..Arrivals on the red carpet of Art Of Elysium's 9th Annual Heaven Gala.....Pictured: Jamie-Lynn Sigler ..Ref: SPL1206317 100116 ..Picture by: Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. 'You could feel the love': Jamie-Lynn Sigler marries Cutter Dykstra in candlelit 'wonderland' wedding in Palm Springs * Acing it! Maria Sharapova puts her endless legs on display in thigh-skimming orange dress at Australian Open Players Party * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden shared a revealing photo as she got ready to return to the judging panel for this year's auditions * 'Burning off that Christmas eating!' Rebel Wilson works up a sweat after revealing she's recovering from bronchitis * Picture Shows: Sylvester Stallone January 16, 2016\n \n Oscar Nominee Sylvester Stallone was spotted having lunch with a friend at Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fancy seeing you here! Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on lunch date with girlfriend Heather Milligan as pal Sylvester Stallone joins them at restaurant * Kylo Wren learns how the Storm Troopers live for Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base on SNL Hilarious skit merged TV show and film * PUFFcbb-scott.jpg 'I've got her number and she grafted me': Celebrity Big Brother's Jeremy McConnell is left speechless as Scotty T reveals Stephanie Davis once tried it on with him * YolandaFoster16.jpg Yolanda Foster posts make-up free selfie and suggests she's ready to move on from soon to be ex husband David ...after his cruel jibe about her post-surgery breasts * Daddy cool! Ronnie Wood, 68, and pregnant wife Sally, 38, look more loved up as ever as they arrive in Los Angeles * kylie-new-clothes.jpg 'Coming soon!' Kylie Jenner wears form-fitting black dress as she teases new look from clothing line she's created with Kendall Collection arrives soon * Please contact X17 before any use of these exclusive photos - x17@x17agency.com Selena Gomez wears a little black dress and high black heels for a dinner date at Saddle Peak Lodge in Malibu Canyon. She arrives and leaves with a tall mystery man who wears a big smile on his face around her. Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Gorgeous Gomez! Selena shows off toned gams in a pair of sky-high heels and a LBD while on a dinner outing with a male pal Lifting her spirits * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Kirkland/REX/Shutterstock (5541695w)\n John Travolta\n FX Winter TCA Tour Photowall, Pasadena, America - 16 Jan 2016\n \n John Travolta puts on dapper display in dark blue suit as he and American Crime Story co-stars arrive to TCA Tour * Picture Shows: Salma Hayek January 16, 2016\n \n Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Fabulous in floral! Salma Hayek, 48, shows off her svelte curves in monochrome frock attending Mexican photo call of The Prophet Red carpet showstopper * ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 16: Sharon Stone arrives at the Monster Jam at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on January 16, 2016 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images) Holding back the gears! Sharon Stone, 57, looks youthful in chic knitted jumper as she attends star-studded Monster Jam car show * 'Gym selfie with the milf': Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian show off their toned midriffs on Instagram The 31-year-old and the 36-year-old matched * Zayn Malik and Liam Payne Puff.jpg Liam Payne DENIES One Direction will split for good following hiatus and admits he WOULD welcome back Zayn Malik... as he offers first listen of solo material * 'Back in the gym': Justin Bieber steams up social media in just a towel showing off his toned abs in two shirtless selfies Flaunting it * Bieber He must wheelie love himself! Justin Bieber fails to mask his vanity as he hides behind a skateboard with his own face printed on it That's just too far * A drag queen, a WAG, a cage-fighter, and a man who sang with Beatles. The back-stories were better than their singing on The Voice 2016, says JIM SHELLEY * Ricky Wilson faces a cage fighter on The Voice... as the judges are serenaded by a drag queen, a violinist and a WAG A real smorgasbord * 'I made her carry barrels': The Voice's Paloma Faith reveals co-star Ricky Wilson used to be her supervisor when the pair worked in a bar * LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 21: Boy George attends The Voice Launch, which airs on BBC One on Saturday, January 9th at 7:30 pm, at The Mondrian Hotel on December 21, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) 'Being cool doesn't pay the bills': Boy George admits he signed up to The Voice for the money He's two weeks in on his first series as a judge * 'Wonderful birthday surprise!' Billie Faiers' Greg Shepherd treats her to romantic break in Venice as she turns 26 Shared her romantic break on Instagram * Looking a little mumsy! Nicole Kidman cuts a conservative figure in a blonde wig and dowdy outfit as she bonds with Reese Witherspoon on Big Little Lies film set * The body issue: Bikini-clad Alessandra Ambrosio drapes herself around Cristiano Ronaldo's ripped torso as they front sexy GQ cover * Saturday Night Live Saturday, January 16, 2016\nAdam Driver hosts. Chris Stapleton performs as musical guest. Fred Armisen makes an appearance as part of a tribute to David Bowie.\nCast: Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Taran Killam, Kate McKinnon, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah, Kenan Thompson, and Cecily Strong; featuring Beck Bennett, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, and Sasheer Zamata.\n 'You kids like eggs?' Liev Schreiber makes nearly naked cameo on Saturday Night Live hosted by Star Wars star Adam Driver * 'You gotta roll with it': Amy Childs covers up in a comfy grey ensemble and climbs on her hoverboard for a trip to her boutique Aren't they illegal? * 'Talk about me all you want I couldn't care less': Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini hits back at claims he is a 'conman and former playboy' in shirtless pic * Vicky Pattison puts on a busty display in revealing cut-out dress as she flirts up a storm with Megan McKenna's ex Jordan Davies on wild night out * Perrie Beach Near Far Puff.jpg Perrie Edwards unveils her enviably flat stomach and lean legs in a red bikini as she indulges in a spot of kayaking during girly getaway to the Maldives * Britain's Got Talent Auditions In Liverpool Amanda Holden Puff.jpg Amanda Holden switches from black to white as she covers up in cosy coats at BGT auditions... after flashing a little more than she bargained for * Dirty Burger van spotted at Kate Moss' Cotswold home as model prepares for David Bowie themed 42nd birthday bash No need for a kebab * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n16/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 12\nGrabs from the 10.30pm show in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'She's dreaming if she thinks she's coming out to her boyfriend': Gemma Collins and Danniella Westbrook make sly digs at Stephanie Davis over CBB love triangle * 'How could you give your love to someone else?': Katie Price makes aims a sly jibe at Kieran's affair with her Jane Pountney in cringey video * The 8,520-square-foot stunner, once owned by Rihanna, arrives on the scene just in time to welcome the couple¿s first baby. Look inside John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's $14M mansion... that Rihanna sold due to 'extensive water damage' Excited parents-to-be * Nicky Hilton spotted looking chic in NYC. A pregnant Nicky Hilton was spotted walking to get coffee on Saturday morning. ....Pictured: Nicky Hilton..Ref: SPL1209854 160116 ..Picture by: Tom Meinelt / Splash News....Splash News and Pictures..Los Angeles: 310-821-2666..New York: 212-619-2666..London: 870-934-2666..photodesk@splashnews.com.. Nicky Hilton hits fashion high note in ripped jeans and Chanel chain purse as she steps out in New York amid pregnancy rumours * CBB_Gemma.jpg 'I know this is a game but that's twisted': John Partridge proclaims Gemma Collins 'ain't no Beyonce' as he tries to get his head around her 'two personalities' * BIG BROTHER COMP 6.jpg CBB's Scotty T tells Jeremy McConnell not to put 'eggs in one basket' for Stephanie Davis... as hunk reveals he wants to 'be there regardless' of love triangle * 16 Jan 2016 - LONDON - UK KIMBERLY WALSH SEEN HOSTING HER HEN DO PRIOR TO HER WEDDING TO FINANCE JUSTIN. THE GIRLS ALOUD SINGER WAS SEEN LEAVING CUCKOO CLUB A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AT 3.30AM ALONG WITH CHERYL COLE, NICOLA ROBERTS, DENISE VAN OUTEN AND KARA TOITEN. BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007 ** That's just how we (hen) do it! Bride-to-be Kimberley Walsh looks a little worse for wear as she lets her hair down at all-girls' pre-wedding bash * Angelina Jolie looks incredibly thin in simple little black dress for solo appearance at Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere The busy actress skipped the fancy frocks * Los Angeles, CA - Elizabeth Olsen goes grocery shopping in Los Angeles\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com She's got her hands full! Elizabeth Olsen goes laid-back for grocery run as it's announced she'll join Jeremy Renner in new drama * Top Gear on the skids: Chris Evans 'clashes with BBC chiefs over the resignation of key producer he brought in to help revive the show' More problems * Happy 90th, Wor Majesty! Ant and Dec host a horsey Royal tribute to the Queen to mark her birthday Popular Geordie pair also saw Prince Charles * Picture Shows: Ferne McCann January 15, 2016 'The Only Way Is Essex' star Lydia Bright celebrates her birthday with friends and family with a birthday party at HDO in South Woodford, London, England. Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Ferne McCann keeps a check on her super-plunging neckline as she slips into a lace vest and satin trousers for Essex night out Avoided malfunction * Come on Kendall! Hailey Baldwin looks rather bored as her friend Jenner chats with a group of admiring young men Looks aloof * 146824, EXCLUSIVE: Lily Collins is seen shooting for a Lancome ad in LA. Los Angeles, California - Thursday January 14, 2016. Photograph: KVS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Lily Collins has a little flirt with a rugged male model as she hits the beach for playful Lancome photoshoot Pair looked to be getting very close * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Is Call The Midwife star Jessica Raine and husband Tom Goodman-Hill hiding some exciting news? * GIRL ABOUT TOWN: Hello... I'm here to buy you dinner! Adele picked up the bill for athlete Jennifer Stoute at top London restaurant At Nobu in Mayfair * BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - JANUARY 12: Model Miranda Kerr arrives at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball held at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12, 2016 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Image Press/Splash News)\n\nPictured: Miranda Kerr\nRef: SPL1208385 120116 \nPicture by: Image Press / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Jumping for joy! Miranda Kerr displays her impressive flexibility as she bounces on a trampoline in new social media snap Great confidence * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 16: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Actress Dakota Johnson is seen on January 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images) Earning her stripes! Dakota Johnson keeps it classic in black and white... but toughens up her outfit with studded biker boots Looked very sleek * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/BEI/Shutterstock (4760829cn).. Courtney Eaton.. 'Mad Max: Fury Road' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 07 May 2015.. WEARING MICHAEL KORS.. 'I remember wearing it as a little kid and running around in it half-naked': Mad Max star Courtney Eaton has been named new face of Bonds underwear * LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Television personality Rob Kardashian arrives at 1 OAK Nightclub at The Mirage Hotel & Casino for a Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/WireImage) Rob Kardashian 'continues to eat junk food despite diabetes diagnosis'... after sister Khloe insisted he was taking his health seriously * A Model walks the runway at the Philipp Plein show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 16, 2016 in Milan, Italy.\n\nPictured: Philipp Plein\nRef: SPL1185605 160116 \nPicture by: Massimo Procopio \n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles:310-821-2666\nNew York:212-619-2666\nLondon:870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Rapper Lil Wayne throws his mic and storms off stage in Milan when mellow audience fails to respond to his show What a diva! * Rachel Zoe spotted out with her husband Rodger Berman and their sons, Kaius and Skyler Berman, in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Rachel Zoe, Skyler Berman, Rodger Berman\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 16 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman playfully swing son Skyler during fashionable family outing in Beverly Hills Adorable scene * 'It was my baby holding his baby': Coleen Nolan on the 'overwhelming' moment she became a grandmother as her eldest son Shane Jr welcomes a baby girl * Kate Middleton's bachelor brother reveals his new project... personalised marshmallows for customers who want to 'come out' as gay * Well he is a stone cold stunner! Lothario Leonardo DiCaprio pokes fun at a blushing bust as he cuts a suave figure in Rome At The Revenant event * Daniel Dion, brother of Celine Dion More heartbreak for Celine Dion as it's revealed her brother Daniel is also battling cancer... and devastated family believe he only has 'hours to live' * A new direction! 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Stephanie Davis learns she DID kiss Jeremy McConnell on Celebrity Big Brother as boyfriend Sam Reece is defiant * Nicki Minaj, right, and Meek Mill, left, watch action from the sidelines during the first half of an NBA basketball game between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Philadelphia 76ers, Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Chris Szagola) Date night! Nicki Minaj and rapper beau Meek Mill enjoy relaxed evening out court side at Philadelphia 76ers basketball game * Actress Elle fanning spends the afternoon shopping with her boyfriend Zalman Band.\n\nPictured: Elle Fanning, Zalman Band\nRef: SPL1210079 160116 \nPicture by: Bello\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Giddy Elle Fanning keeps it chic and simple in short grey dress for shopping date with boyfriend Zalman Band Could barely contain her excitement * West Hollywood, CA - Model, Kendall Jenner, meets up with her cool friends on famed Melrose Ave to catch up with them. Amongst her good-looking group of friends was her bff, Hailey Baldwin, who has come out publicly to say that she thinks Justin Bieber is with her for the long run and doesn't fear his ex, Selena Gomez. The cool group of friends were seen chatting and looking at their phones for their afternoon union. 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Non Exclusive WORLDWIDE RIGHTS Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016 Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049 Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Birthday girl Lydia Bright pulls out all the stops in glam semi-sheer dress as she parties with James Argent and TOWIE pals Not shy or retiring * BKN703 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006) X3 (ALT) HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE XLS 001-15 Fancy seeing you here! Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy enjoy incidental X-Men reunion after bumping into each other at a hotel in Hungary * EXCLUSIVE: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arrives at the SoHo House Pictured: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ref: SPL1209785 150116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: StarTrax / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Beaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is stylish in a patterned jacket and straight leg trousers as she basks in engagement bliss Beaming once again * eURN: AD*193316165 Headline: EXCLUSIVE Amy Adams leaving Toast in West Hollywood Caption: *** Fee of £100 applies for subscription clients to use images before 22.00 on 160115 *** EXCLUSIVE ALLROUNDERAmy Adams leaving Toast after breakfast with a male companion in West Hollywood Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: WENN.com Photographer: WP#EAH/BBJ/ZOJ Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 09:18 Copyright: Provider: WENN.com Properties: RGB JPEG Image (22011K 1915K 11.5:1) 2238w x 3357h at 72 x 72 dpi Routing: DM News : GeneralFeed (Miscellaneous) DM Showbiz : SHOWBIZ (Miscellaneous) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous) Parking: Amy Adams wraps up in layers as she heads out to breakfast with husband Darren Le Gallo Actress, 41, rocked her off-duty winter style * EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek seen filming 'Drunk Parents' in Nyack, New York.\n\nPictured: Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek\nRef: SPL1208921 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Allan Bregg/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wigged out! Alec Baldwin helps a blonde Salma Hayek catch her step on set while filming their new comedy Drunk Parents Both well wrapped up * Gwen Stefani-and.jpg Five's a party! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton enjoy a date... as they take her three sons to the movies He's getting to know her children * xtinaMe and my little mermaid! ?????? 'Me and my little mermaid!' Christina Aguilera and daughter Summer Rain soak up a Disney film as they share a bubble bath Teaching appreciation * 'Through thick and thin': Shanina Shaik gives a glimpse of her toned abs as she joins friends at a birthday party...after returning to Victoria's Secret set * Picture Shows: Selma Blair January 16, 2016\n \n 'American Crime Story' actress Selma Blair spotted out running errands with her newly adopted puppy and a friend in West Hollywood, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Lucky Ducky! Selma Blair takes her pampered pooch along while shopping with a male pal in West Hollywood She loves Ducky * Kelly Bensimon shows off her bikini body while on weekend getaway in Miami Beach. While wearing her Charlie By MZ bikini, the reality star played around in the ocean and went beach fishing while getting lessons from local Professional Angler Matt Schroeder. Although Kelly did not catch any fish she said, "A bad day fishing in Miami's 70 degree weather certainly beats the cold of a New York winter any day!"\n\nPictured: Kelly Bensimon\nRef: SPL1200133 160116 \nPicture by: Ralph Notaro / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking reely good! Kelly Bensimon, 47, flaunts fabulous figure in tiny bikini posing with fishing rod on the beach in Miami * Picture Shows: Jessica Biel January 16, 2016\n \n '7th Heaven' actress Jessica Biel was spotted out walking around in West Hollywood, California. While she was out, Jessica went to dine at a restaurant and did some light shopping. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Check her out! Jessica Biel shops in black and shirt and jeans ensemble as she prepares for opening of her restaurant Au Fudge in LA * A chip off the old block: Mick Jagger rocks an eye-catching metallic blazer as he shares laughs with son James at Vinyl premiere In the mood to celebrate * Family night out: Naomi Watts is fresh-faced as she steps out in a chic dress to attend Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere with partner Liev Schreiber and their sons * Sarah Harding and Rebecca Adlington lead the way as the full line-up for winter sports reality show The Jump is revealed Launches this month * kenall_caitlynn.jpg 'I miss doing stuff with dad': Kendall Jenner yearns for doing 'boyish' things after her father's transition to Caitlyn In clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buchan/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541542bx)\n John Stamos\n FOX TCA All-Star Party, Arrivals, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n 'It's not meant to be a diss!' John Stamos reveals Fuller House joke about the Olsen twins 'was my idea' Highly anticipated Netflix series * One of America's greatest modern artists Chuck Connelly paints stunning portrait of David Bowie 33 years after the singer visited his New York art studio * #BTS: COMPLEX COVER MAGAZINE SHOOT\nI shot for Complex magazine in 2009, and it had a futuristic theme called "Kim Kardashian Saves the World." It was such a fun shoot because I got to pose with a space-age background and really got into my character. So funny because Kanye also shot the cover for the same issue for men that year, too! She saves the world! Kim Kardashian oozes glamour in futuristic flashback photos from 2009 Complex magazine shoot Futuristic * Nancy Dell'Olio Happy to be out? Glamorously-clad Nancy Dell'Olio looks a little worse for wear as she parties up a storm almost immediately after CBB eviction * 'I think she'll be happy, knowing what I've put my body through': Tennis ace Lleyton Hewitt reveals wife Bec is 'pleased' about his imminent retirement * Surf's up! Victoria's Secret model Kelly Gale shows off her figure in black bikini bottoms and rash shirt to hit the beach in Miami Showed enviable figure * JohnKrasinski.jpg Shirtless John Krasinski reveals his rippled torso in new photo from 13 Hours... after sharing the secret to his new buff body Not in the Office anymore * Beckham Brooklyn Beckham puts on a playful display with female pal as he catches up with his London friends after Maldives family holiday Playfully laughed * 'For my next magic trick': Ruby Rose shows off her tattoos as she sprays fans with a smoke gun during raucous DJ set in LA * Leonardo DiCaprio is seen at dinner in a restaurant in Rome. Whilst out, a fan gave him a letter and he gave her a kiss. Pictured: Leonardo Dicaprio Ref: SPL1196116 150116 Picture by: Agostino Fabio / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Ladies' man Leonardo DiCaprio pecks a female fan on the cheek after receiving a love note in Rome... as it's claimed he 'partied with a bevvy of blondes in London' * Thigh's the limit! Former Big Brother star Lisa Appleton shows off some serious skin as she goes braless in semi-sheer dress Risque look * Pregnant Rose Byrne and her hubby Bobby Cannavale head out to Brunch in the ¿Lower East Side¿ before grabbing some flowers for the house. Rose is expecting her first child any day now. She's blossoming! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne displays her baby bump in a snug sweater as she steps out for brunch with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale * AD193307676WEST-HOLLYWOOD-C.jpg Would you eat that? Rachel Zoe nibbles on a table decoration at Martha Stewart party as she brightens up her usual monotone look with a colourful fur * taylorswiftLT is 6 months old today!! @jaime_king '6 months old today!' Taylor Swift shares sweet family portrait of herself with Godson Leo Thames and his mother Jaime King * Alice Eve does a Dusty Springfield in a shaggy cream coat as she offsets dressed-down jeans with retro 60s glamour Looked like soul star * Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez 'Are we out of the woods yet?' Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez share playful snaps of the two peaking out of the bushes BFF day everyday! * AD193313814Mandatory-Credit.jpg I'm going home! Tim Curry returning to Rocky Horror Picture Show as Criminologist Narrator for Fox's reimagining * EXCLUSIVE TO INF.\nJanuary 15, 2016: Lisa Bonet spotted with her two daughters Zoe Kravitz and Lola Iolani Momoa outside of novelty store Treasure Island in Santa Monica, CA. Zoe is spotted tickling her little sister cheering her up as the little one nurses an injured arm. \nMandatory Credit: Borisio/SAA/INFphoto.com Ref: infusla-277/302 Spot the difference! Zoe Kravitz is mother Lisa Bonet's double as the pair wrap up warm for a shopping trip Rocker's daughter enjoyed retail therapy * image001.png Cold hands, warm heart! Scott Eastwood finds a way to stay warm while taking a break from filming in South of France Braved low temperatures * image001.png A natural beauty! Make-up free Bella Thorne shows off her perfect complexion as she makes her way to the airport On a health kick * Heather McDonald on chelsea lately 'I lived in fear': Heather McDonald reveals she was always afraid while working for talk show Chelsea Handler on defunct E! show Revealed in a podcast * Is she? Nicky Hilton conceals her tummy beneath chic trench coat and stylish knit as she piles on the layers amid pregnancy rumours * AD193368501Mandatory-Credit.jpg Kate Hudson's two sons make rare red carpet appearance at the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 They whole family looked full of joy * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actors Peter Sarsgaard (L) and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the VANDAL Grand Opening in New York City on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Vandal) Maggie Gyllenhaal cuts an elegant figure in chic cream shift dress as she snuggles up to husband Peter Sarsgaard at star-studded Vandal party * 146879, EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Garrett Wareing, and Joey King spotted on the set of 'Independence Day: Resurgence', filming in LA. Jeff could be seen donning his astronaut suit sans helmet as he walked around base camp. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Miguel Aguilar, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE The boys are back in town: Jeff Goldblum is suited up in astronaut gear as first on-set pictures from sci-fi sequel Independence Day: Resurgence emerge * Actress January Jones attends the FOX All-Star Party at the Fox Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 15, 2016, Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP) January Jones gives vintage charm a contemporary edge with a braided hairstyle as she arrives for FOX bash White hot * Leading lady! Saoirse Ronan is chic in white sheer spotted blouse and cigarette pants at MoMA screening of Brooklyn Looked stunning * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541550g).. Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale.. 'Vinyl' film premiere, After Party, New York, America - 15 Jan 2016.. .. Bumping along nicely! Heavily pregnant Rose Byrne covers up in sleek black ensemble as she poses with boyfriend Bobby Cannavale at Vinyl premiere * Scott Disick hosts special affair at 1 OAK Nightclub inside Mirage Hotel & Casino Featuring: Scott Disick Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 15 Jan 2016 Credit: DJDM/WENN.com Lord of the dance floor! Scott Disick puts in another club appearance as he's joined by his large entourage in Las Vegas King of partying * Camilla? She's an absolute hoot after a glass of red! And maneater Kristina is SO scary without make-up! Craig Revel Horwood spills the beans * Katie Holmes shopping at A.P.C. Clothing Store in Los Angeles, CA.\n\nPictured: Katie Holmes\nRef: SPL1209802 150116 \nPicture by: Bruja / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Plans for the weekend? Katie Holmes hits the shops for new clothes as Jamie Foxx romance rumors continue to swirl Had secret 'rendezvous' * 'There was a little movement in her hand': Bill Roache felt Anne Kirkbride respond in final moments as he reveals last words to his Corrie wife * CENTURY CITY, CA - JUNE 16: Actress Naomi Watts (L) and honoree Nicole Kidman, recipient of The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film, pose backstage at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards Presented by Max Mara, BMW of North America, and Tiffany & Co. at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on June 16, 2015 in Century City, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images for Women in Film) 'Birds of a feather... pout together!': Naomi Watts shares flashback snap of herself and best friend Nicole Kidman as they glam up for New Year's Eve party in 1999 * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (5541551j)\n Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens\n Fox TCA All-Star Party, Inside, Pasadena, America - 15 Jan 2016\n \n Great, you got the memo! Julianne Hough and Vanessa Hudgens get the giggles as they both turn up to the Fox TCAs party rocking similar looks * Celebrity Arrivals at the 'Vinyl' Premiere in NYC\n\nPictured: Bobby Cannavale and Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209684 150116 \nPicture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Wilde thing! Olivia flashes sideboob in dramatic black dress and veil as she kisses Jason Sudeikis at Vinyl's NYC premiere Gave fans an eyeful * eURN: AD*193356369 Headline: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Caption: Carly Rae Jepsen shares photo Photographer: Loaded on 16/01/2016 at 16:59 Copyright: Provider: Carly Rae Jepsen / Instagram Properties: RGB PNG Image (1646K 1428K 1.2:1) 751w x 748h at 96 x 96 dpi Routing: DM News : News (EmailIn) DM Online : Online Previews (Miscellaneous), CMS Out (Miscellaneous), LA Basket (Miscellaneous) Parking: Back to Rydell High! Grease's original Frenchy Didi Conn is returning for Fox's upcoming live production Doody is also set to make an appearance * EastEnders stars Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie step out in colour co-ordinated outfits for Irish TV appearance A real double act * Notre-Dame Basilica Funeral for Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil to be held at same Montreal cathedral where pair married 21 years ago Mass will be on Friday * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777\n*IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture.\n15/01/16\nCelebrity Big Brother \nDAY 11\nGrabs from the Eviction Show tonight in the CBB house\nOffice (UK) : 01322 861777\nMobile (UK) : 07742 164 106\n**IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times.\nStandard terms, conditions & minimum fees apply to our videograbs unless varied by agreement prior to publication. 'I swear on my mum's life, I wasn't starting on you': Megan McKenna apologises to Tiffany Pollard after violent c-word outburst on CBB Cleared the air * Kate Moss goes bra-less under sheer green shirt as she rocks glitzy black suit for glam evening out ahead of 42nd birthday Kate, 41, shone bright * Alec Baldwin Jan 15 The christening of our son. What a lovely day. 'What a lovely day': Hilaria and Alec Baldwin couldn't be more proud as they share snaps of baby Rafael's christening So cute * Knockout Khloe Kardashian rocks bouffant curls and displays her VERY pert posterior in a plunging fuchsia pencil dress as she hits the promo trail * Heidi Klum and her children enjoy a family meal at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. The towering supermodel went casual and makeup free, on Friday, January 15, 2016 X17online.com Make-up free Heidi Klum, 42, enjoys casual night on the town with younger boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 29, and kids Out in LA * Picture Shows: Lauren Stoner January 16, 2016\n \n Reality star Lauren Stoner spends the day on the beach in Miami, Florida with friends. Lauren was showing off her toned bikini body in a patterned bikini. \n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Beauty and the beach! Lauren Stoner puts toned body on display in tiny two-piece swimsuit while frolicking in ocean in Florida * Girls day out! Jessica Alba spends time with her daughters Honor, seven, and Haven, four, in Santa Monica * Booked: Dustin Diamond will spend four months behind bars for stabbing a man in June  Dustin Diamond is booked into jail for four months after stabbing a man at a bar Played Screech in Saved by the Bell * AD193374705EXCLUSIVE-Ronda-.jpg 'Girl can dream!' Ronda Rousey reveals she wants to become Jennifer Lawrence's BFF... as she signs up for comedy with Tina Fey * Picture Shows: Dick Van Dyke January 16, 2016\n \n 51949176 Former actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke was seen making a quick stop at Ralph's Grocery Store in Malibu, California.\n \n Non-Exclusive\n UK RIGHTS ONLY\n \n Pictures by : FameFlynet UK © 2016\n Tel : +44 (0)20 3551 5049\n Email : info@fameflynet.uk.com Dick Van Dyke, 90, looks spry as he makes a 'pet' stop for cat litter and other supplies at the supermarket in Malibu * Justin Bieber accompanied by his huge bodyguard while arriving at a meeting in Beverly Hills. January 15, 2016 X17online.com Do you Belieb in miracles? Justin Bieber is genie chic in harem trousers as he runs errands in Beverly Hills But did not continue the Aladdin-inspired trend * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Judge Jennifer Lopez speaks onstage during the "American Idol" panel discussion at the FOX portion of the 2015 Winter TCA Tour at the Langham Huntington Hotel on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) 'I'll always be there when they call': Jennifer Lopez flashes legs in angelic white dress as she fuels hope of more American Idol appearances * Newly-single Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio leaves London club with gorgeous busty brunette... as he enjoys third celebratory night out in a row * No Merchandising. Editorial Use Only. No Book Cover Usage\n Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (430918t)\n Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' - 1996 - Present\n VARIOUS TV SHOWS\n \n 'It's in the works!' Ray Romano reveals an Everybody Loves Raymond cast reunion is planned to mark show's 20th anniversary The Marmite of shows * What happened to my royal pin-up? LAURA FREEMAN had a schoolgirl crush on William - and wept when he wed. Sadly he's no longer her dream Prince * Man who seduced the world but remained an enigma: The Bowie only his closest friends knew was a troubled genius that women and men found irresistible * justinppurplehair.jpg 'Sweet Dreams':Justin Bieber shares ANOTHER shirtless snap showing off his abs before dyeing his hair lilac All tuckered out * Ali Larter is all smiles while out with her kids, Theodore and Vivienne MacArthur, on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills\nFeaturing: Ali Larter, Theodore MacArthur, Vivienne MacArthur\nWhere: Los Angeles, California, United States\nWhen: 15 Jan 2016\nCredit: WENN.com Ali Larter has her hands full with little birthday girl Vivienne and son Theodore while shopping in Beverly Hills Little on just turned one * Perky Amanda Holden goes braless in a white flamenco dress as she ensures all eyes are on her for day one of Britain's Got Talent auditions * 'By George! Just let it be': Simon Cowell gets an earful from David Walliams dressed as a Beatle at Britain's Got Talent launch Back to business * Italian race car driver and businessman Enzo Ferrari (1898 - 1988, left) shows the former King Leopold and Princess Lilian of Belgium the latest model of the Ferrari 2000 at Monza, Italy, 11th September 1953. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Christian Bale drops out of Michael Mann's movie about iconic carmaker Enzo Ferrari over 'health concerns' about weight gain Yo-yo dieter for parts * Billions Series Premiere Billions, Season 1, Episode 1: Emmy and Golden Globe winners Paul Giamatti and Damian Lewis star in a complex drama about power politics in the world of New York high finance. Damian Lewis' performance is 'the best thing going' say critics as new Showtime series Billions receives impressive reviews Standout performer * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0401 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Hale during an interview on January 15, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Pretty little... and plunging! Lucy Hale dons racy black dress with very low neckline for appearance on The Tonight Show Er, wow! * Peggy is dying from CANCER! Shock as Barbara Windsor returns to EastEnders and upstages Phil's alcohol problems, by JIM SHELLEY * In this image released by NBC, host Ricky Gervais appears at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Sunday, Jan. 10, 2016 -- (Paul Drinkwater/NBC via AP) Ricky Gervais cracks another joke about Caitlyn Jenner's driving abilities... after she offers to host the next Golden Globes Faces another backlash * Busting a move! Jessica Mauboy displays her enviable curves in midriff-baring crop top as she performs in Adelaide Very body confident * 'My beloved husband had gone. He'd become my child': Call The Midwife's Judy Parfitt on how she had to watch her husband live with dementia for ten years * Promo shot for FOX's Empire Hit drama Empire renewed for a third season after US makers Fox announced comission following Taraji P. Henson's Golden Globes win * Strictly gets racy! Jay McGuiness revs up for the Strictly tour with judges Len, Craig and Bruno - and he'll be rekindling that chemistry with Aliona * attends the 'Vinyl' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on January 15, 2016 in New York City.\n\nPictured: Olivia Wilde\nRef: SPL1209982 150116 \nPicture by: Jackie Brown / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n 'This'll be a good night': Olivia Wilde tweets about upcoming star-studded live reading of 1964 Stanley Kubrick film Dr. Strangelove * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 27: Anne Hathaway attends the UK Premiere of "The Intern" at Vue West End on September 27, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage) 'She was dryly joking': Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence after star's cell phone 'scolding' at the Golden Globes Both won Oscars in '13 * Karrueche Tran wears beige Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 whilst shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood, California\n\nPictured: Karrueche Tran\nRef: SPL1210082 160116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Laundry day? Karrueche Tran trades her usual glam for casual sweatsuit while shopping in LA Not her normal stylish look * EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is Unrecognizable Even While Standing under his Own Billboard in NYC\n\nPictured: Jonah Hill\nRef: SPL1209680 150116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Looking down...on himself! Jonah Hill keeps a low profile as he strolls by poster promoting his new film Hail, Caesar! Can't do incognito * On the mend! Kelly Osbourne sports a brace on her broken foot as she and her mum Sharon indulge in a little retail therapy Still recovering * Little Miss Posh's jolly unlikely love affair: She's related to Queen Vic. He's a trader's son. How Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham got engaged * Plastic surgery fan Sharon Osbourne believes cosmetic procedures make it easier for actresses to film nude scenes She should know * Blundering Miss Universe host Steve Harvey begs Miss Colombia to forgive him as real winner tells him it's time to 'move forward' and 'be happy' * In good company! Neighbours star Olympia Valance gets signed by Hollywood agency... who also manage Chris and Liam Hemsworth * Motherhood really suits her! Lara Bingle shows off slender figure as she stuns in plunging neckline gown If you've got, you may as well flaunt it * Busty Lauren Goodger showcases her slender curves in a glittering gold swimsuit during revealing photoshoot The reality star, 29, sizzled * 'I need to say goodbye to Peggy once and for all': Dame Barbara Windsor makes a shock return to EastEnders but reveals her latest storyline will be her last * Former TOWIE star Lucy Mecklenburgh takes her new £30,000 Audi TT out for a spin in her native Essex She looked every bit as glamorous as her car * 146851, Taylor Swift spotted shopping at Reformation on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood. The ëOut of The Woodsí singer wore an all black, midriff-baring outfit paired with a black Saint Laurent tote bag. Los Angeles, California - Friday, January 15, 2016. Photograph: Sam Sharma/JS, © PacificCoastNews. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE Simply chic! Taylor Swift shuns colour in a midriff-bearing outfit that proves less is definitely more on a solo shopping trip Decided to join dark side * Take That's Howard Donald names newborn son after late musician David Bowie... as he announces birth of first child with Katie Halil Inspired by icon * LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: TV personalities Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott attend the David Tutera's 50th birthday celebration at Vibiana on January 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tullberg/Getty Images) Tori Spelling channels dark side in revealing black mesh dress with matching lipstick as she joins hubby Dean McDermott at David Tutera's 50th birthday * WARNING: Embargoed for publication until 00:00:01 on 12/01/2016 - Programme Name: The Voice - TX: 16/01/2016 - Episode: The Voice - Episode 2 (No. 2) - Picture Shows: THE VOICE - EPISODE 2 Lydia Lucy - (C) Wall To Wall - Photographer: Guy Levy EXCLUSIVE: X Factor's Lydia Lucy opens up about vile Twitter trolls and the truth behind THOSE Ricky Rayment rumours Making The Voice debut * Chic: She completed her look with a pair of white-framed sunglasses which she wore perched on her hea, and painted her nails with a feminine hue of pink polish Causing a racket! Roger and Mirka Federer's son bursts into tears while his sister tries to calm him down during Australian Open Kids Tennis day * Leigh-Anne Pinnock Yacht Puff.jpg Leigh-Anne Pinnock displays her peachy posterior in a yellow string bikini on romantic yacht getaway to Mexico with boyfriend Body-baring posts * So is he really a celebrity? CBB's Jeremy McConnell exposed as FAKE as Mr Ireland organisers reveal he never held title Not represented Ireland * Working it! Serena Williams shows off belly button piercing as she bares midriff in a crop-top at Australian Open Players Party... after telling fans 'confidence equals sexy' * PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Will Forte attends the 2016 Winter TCA Tour FOX All Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Did they lose the bet? Last Man On Earth stars Will Forte and Mel Rodriguez sport half-shaved heads at TCA All-Star Party Oh dear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Fergie flaunts her new slim look She appears to have finally seen off her tricky weight issues * How can we stand up to our bullying daughter? BEL MOONEY advises woman who is bullied by her 27-year-old daughter * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Tragic Alan Rickman's romantic plan to buy £3m home plan shortly before his death Thespian died aged 69 * Rugged up! Makeup-free Naomi Watts stays warm in faux fur trim coat as the actress takes her pooch for a walk in New York... after returning from Oz * Leonardo DiCaprio's Russian doppelganger drives web wild as he gives fans a glimpse of what the heartthrob would look like if he were an average guy * EROTEME.CO.UK FOR UK SALES: Contact Caroline 44 207 431 1598 Picture shows: Kylie & Kendall Jenner NON-EXCLUSIVE: Friday 15th January 2016 Job: 160115UT4 London, UK EROTEME.CO.UK 44 207 431 1598 Disclaimer note of Eroteme Ltd: Eroteme Ltd does not claim copyright for this image. This image is merely a supply image and payment will be on supply/usage fee only. There she blows! Kylie Jenner plays with wind machine on fashion photoshoot with sister Kendall They shared the silly poses on Instagram * Her grandfather will approve! Tamara Ecclestone and adorable daughter Sophia step out with toy race car in London Daughter of F1 boss * Kelly Brook - INSTAGRAM - PLEASE LEGAL.jpg 'What happens when we play': Kelly Brook goes topless wrapped in just red ribbons as she shares unseen snaps from retro Playboy shoot * THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 400 -- Pictured: Actress Lucy Liu during an interview on January 14, 2016 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) 'The baby's been helpful!' Lady in red Lucy Liu discusses her 'baby-led weaning' method to feed son Rockwell Born via surrogate * NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 15: Actor, Director,Screenwriter Justin Theroux is seen arriving at 'JFK Airport' on January 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images) Justin Theroux goes incognito in warming fleece while departing from JFK airport ahead of the Critics' Choice Awards Starred in The Leftovers * Karlie Kloss steps out of her apartment wearing black and white leggings as she heads to the gym in New York City.\n\nPictured: karlie kloss\nRef: SPL1209726 150116 \nPicture by: Turgeon-Rocke / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n She even stuns in gym clothes! Make-up free Karlie Kloss legs it around New York in playful print workout gear * SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: With his slick black hair and new moustache, Lewis star Laurence Fox is turning into Charles De Gaulle Looks a dead ringer * When in Rome! Leonardo Dicaprio cuts a dapper figure alongside The Revenant's director at premiere in Italian capital * Portrait of Jo Wood former life of Rolling stone, Ronnie Wood.. 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My haven: Ex-wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie, Jo Wood, 60, at her beachside apartment in Miami Bought flat after divorce from Ronnie in 2009 * Radio 1 presenter faces losing his job after putting DJ love rival in headlock and punching him in nightclub row Jericho Keys, 26, attacked Robert Major * *EXCLUSIVE* Brentwood, CA - Alessandra Ambrosio bares her natural beauty as she goes makeup free to her yoga class at Maha Yoga in Brentwood.\nAKM-GSI January 15, 2016\nTo License These Photos, Please Contact :\nSteve Ginsburg\n(310) 505-8447\n(323) 423-9397\nsteve@akmgsi.com\nsales@akmgsi.com\nor\nMaria Buda\n(917) 242-1505\nmbuda@akmgsi.com\nginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Make-up free Alessandra Ambrósio lets her natural beauty shine through at yoga class The 34-year-old model had a very healthy day * 'Do blondes have more fun?': Alesha Dixon debuts cropped bob as she puts on leggy display in tangerine dress at BGT launch Daring new look * 'I write my own books, FYI': Brooke Shields throws shade at ex-husband Andre Agassi for using ghostwriters on his autobiography * Pregnant Liv Tyler rocks a denim jumpsuit and Converse as she steps out to run errands in New York Proved she can still pull off off a cool ensemble * 15 Jan 2016 - NEW YORK - USA KHLOE KARDASHIAN ARRIVES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NYC. 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Kris Jenner makes her feelings known over daughters' risqué photo shoots... like THAT one of Kim's A mom before momager * 'It took me a long time': Gillian Anderson says she had to learn to love playing Scully as she talks X-Files with David Duchovny 14 years after the series * Rock chic: Reese Witherspoon looks stylish as she steps out in leather jacket and high-waisted panelled skirt Cut a dash in LA * ****Ruckas Videograbs**** (01322) 861777 *IMPORTANT* Please credit Channel 5 for this picture. 15/01/16 Celebrity Big Brother DAY 11 SEEN HERE: Jeremy McConnell giving Stephanie Davis a massage last night Grabs from overnight in the CBB house Office (UK) : 01322 861777 Mobile (UK) : 07742 164 106 **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ** The video grabs supplied by Ruckas Pictures always remain the copyright of the programme makers, we provide a service to purely capture and supply the images to the client, securing the copyright of the images will always remain the responsibility of the publisher at all times. 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Shakira brings baby Sasha onto the Barcelona FC pitch as she plants a kiss on footballer husband Gerard Piqué Pitch perfect Boohoo MailOnline iPad app MORE DON'T MISS * 'It eased the pain!': Peter Andre admits he once had revenge sex with an ex's sister... 'after his partner slept with Bobby Brown on tour' * Ex on the Beach's Jemma Lucy struggles to contain her bust in tiny crop top while Love Island's Cally Jane Beech flashes her abs during outdoor workout * Olivia Munn displays her flawless legs in chic mini dress in NYC... after defeating Kevin Hart with performance of Bad Blood on Lip Sync Battle Another stylish moment * James Nesbitt as DI Harry Clayton in Stan Lee's Lucky Man in a new British drama for SKY 1 Flawed hero? I'm your man: With his chequered past, James Nesbitt says it's a piece of cake playing a cop with a broken marriage and super power * Viewers to see new mother Sam Faiers GIVE BIRTH in 'intimate home video footage' for one-off reality show The Baby Diaries Welcomed a baby boy * EXCLUSIVE: Scout Willis and her new boyfriend sport matching kimono robes during a romantic lunch at gratitude cafe in Los Angeles!\n\nRef: SPL1205691 090116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: M A N I K (NYC)/Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Scout Willis hides under baggy jeans and knit wrap as she enjoys a quirky lunch date in Los Angeles Covered despite her 'free the nipple' campaign * US singer Janet Jackson, pictured performing on June 24, 2011, confirmed that she would restart her tour on March 30 in Birmingham, England ©Herbert Knosowski (DPA/AFP/File) Janet Jackson reschedules European tour as she recovers from mystery illness The 49-year-old singer denied rumours of throat cancer earlier this month * The MasterChef Celebrity Showdown is ON!\nIt's the ultimate snack-down! Gordon & Christina invited celebrities into the MC kitchen to battle it out against each other for charity on MASTERCHEF CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN Jan 18!\n- See more at: http://www.fox.com/masterchef-celebrity-showdown#sthash.wzLKzA0c.dp uf What's cookin' good lookin'? Gigi Hadid swaps fashion for an apron as she guest stars on MasterChef Celebrity Showdown Swapped designer gear * 102515_219_tp1109cp.jpg Revealed: Channing Tatum and Beyonce didn't meet until the moment she joined him on stage during his epic Lip Sync Battle Danced with Beyonce * Gigi Hadid and Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber pose in new CR Fashion Book Will feature models dressed only in Kanye West's fashion collection * lionel nicole.JPG Dancing duo! Lionel Richie shows off his moves with daughter Nicole... after launching his Home Collection Got her irreverent sense of humour from her dad * Actor Tom Hardy looks VERY well protected as his tooled-up bodyguard is pictured with a belt full of weapons to scare off even the most determined attacker * Sarah Jessica Parker claims she is 'radically different' from Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw and it took 'real work' to understand the writer * ChrisRockOscar.jpg 'The White BET Awards!' Host Chris Rock jokes about the Oscars' lack of diversity as he reveals new teaser for the ceremony Taking a BIG bite * Jessica Biel dons colourful floral scarf with maroon dress as she stops by her new restaurant Au Fudge Checking in on her new business venture * The Man Who Sold Records: David Bowie's Blackstar tops the UK album chart... as a quarter of the top 40 are releases by him Bowie fans out in force * EXCLUSIVE: Forced to testify? Bill Cosby's wife Camille is dragged into new legal battle as shamed comedian's insurance company AIG lists her as key witness * 'She's got brown skin, and Elmo's got red skin': From Whoopi Goldberg to Gwen Stefani, Sesame Street characters share their favorite star cameos * Zoolander's in Vogue! Ben Stiller shoots his best Blue Steel on fashion magazine cover with Penelope Cruz It's been 15 years since the original hit * Television writer Robert Banks Stewart who created Bergerac, Darling Buds of May and episodes of Doctor Who, has died aged 84 His his son Andy Stewart paid tribute * Matthew Perry shares new details about the long-awaited Friends special... but reveals it's not 'the reunion everyone is hoping for' Fans went into meltdown * Mandatory Credit: Photo by Everett/REX/Shutterstock (5369626c)\nDebra Messing\nTed Gibson birthday party, New York, America - 14 Nov 2015\n\n Will And Grace star Debra Messing to play Baby's mother in Dirty Dancing remake The 47-year-old Will & Grace actress has signed up for the role * Cuteness alert! Jimmy Fallon and the Sesame Street gang prank unsuspecting children with adorable photobombs * U.S. singer Madonna, center, performs during her "Rebel Heart" tour, in Mexico City, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2016. (AP Photo/Christian Palma) Guy Ritchie thinks 'Madonna's stern parenting style is counterproductive' as former couple continue to battle over custody of son Rocco * lara stone 13/1/2016 blitz pictures Make-up free Lara Stone shows off her enviably long legs in skinny jeans as she enjoys a dinner date with a mystery man Marriage split last year * Viewers call for Megan McKenna to be REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother after violent and racist c-word outburst at 'ghetto' Tiffany Pollard * The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg and wife Jocelyn enjoy day of shopping in West Hollywood TV boss says show to continue after season 10 * 'Not coming home': Millie Mackintosh shows off her tiny frame in skimpy black two-piece and boho kaftan as she shares ANOTHER bikini snap in the Maldives * Because he wants to! Laurence Fox ditches usual clean shaven look as he debuts moustache and darker locks Actor has gone to the dark side * NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: Businesswoman Victoria Beckham attends 2015 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Glamour) 'I love my Spice Girls!' Victoria Beckham gives Adele and James Corden her seal of approval for 'genius' Carpool Karaoke after slamming reunion claim * Taylor Swift shows off her long legs in a super-short mini dress as she enjoys date night with boyfriend Calvin Harris The pair looked loved up * 1d britneyspearsGot a spray tan...look a little like an Oompa Loompa ?? 'I look like an Oompa-Loompa': Britney Spears shares a snap of her VERY orange spray tan as she goofs around with son Sean Not so natural * A peroxide blonde quiff, backcombing and a whole lot of messy buns! Behind-the-scenes with the Britain's Next Top Model glam squad * Kelly Clarkson at FOX TV's "American Idol", broadcast live from Television City in Los Angeles, Ca. Tuesday, July 16, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect/FOX*** Please Call For Usage *** Kelly Clarkson's back! American Idol's first winner to rejoin the talent show as a guest judge during final season She's heavily pregnant * First-time mum Sam Faiers shares sweet snap with niece Nellie... but STILL remains tight-lipped over the name of her baby son Not shared pic with fans * The Hateful Eight heavyweights here to promote the new film were spotted as they had lunch at one of Sydney's high end waterside restaurants, Rose Bay's Catalina. The two headline actors and the director stopped for photos with fans under the rain as they headed to their cars.\n\nRef: SPL1209301 150116 \nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Hungry work! Quentin Tarantino joins Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson for lunch at Aussie celebrity haunt... as they promote The Hateful Eight * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 15: Davina McCall goes for a morning coffee after working out at The BBC on January 15, 2016 in London, England. (Photo by SAV/GC Images) Wake up McCall: Fitness fanatic Davina shows off slim figure in skintight leggings as she grabs a coffee after morning workout Picture of health * EXCLUSIVE: Rumer Willis shops in West Hollywood\n\nPictured: Rumer Willis\nRef: SPL1209014 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Fries over guys! Rumer Willis declares her love for carbs on her T-shirt on shopping trip The 27-year-old went with a casual street chic look * 12 January 2016 - Los Angeles - USA **** STRICTLY NOT AVAILABLE FOR USA *** Charlie Sheen reveals he's been off his HIV meds as he makes an appearance on Dr Oz show. The troubled star - who revealed he had the disease last year - was on a regimented drug cocktail that left virus undetectable in his blood. But during an interview with Dr Mehmet Oz, Sheen revealed he stopped taking the drugs to try a treatment in Mexico with a doctor not licensed in the United States. He admitted: "'I had been non detectable, non detectable and checking the blood every week and then found out the numbers are back up. I didn't see it as Russian roulette. I didn't see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we've been on. I'm not recommending that to anyone - I'm presenting myself as a type of guinea pig." In a pre-taped segment shot in Mexico, Charlie - born Carlos EstÈvez - boasted: "I've been off my meds about a week now. I feel great. Am I risking my life? So what? I was born dead. Tha Charlie Sheen reveals he's back on his meds after alternative therapy in Mexico backfired and increased his HIV levels Resumed taking his medication after a week * Baby love! Bristol Palin shares precious snapshot of her three-week-old daughter Sailor Grace amid a custody battle with her Marine ex Dakota Meyer * 10.JANUARY.2016 - BARBADOS ***EXCLUSIVE ALLROUND PICTURES*** *** PICTURE APPROVED FOR MAIL ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION *** *** NO OTHER ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS ALLOWED *** Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham, Model and TV presenter Jodie Kidd and Sky Sunrise co-anchor Sarah-Jane Mee are pictured at Batts Rock Beach in Barbados enjoying a sun-filled day out. The three girls have been holidaying together over the New Year period at the Kidd family home, HolderÌs House in St James. First set of pictures showing off NatalieÌs baby bump - the star is just over four months pregnant by husband Owain Walbyoff. Red head Sarah-Jane Mee is just preparing to take over anchoring Sky News show Sunrise for ten weeks while Eamonn Holmes takes time out to have a double hip replacement. A source says Jodie and Natalie, who were both in talks with the BBC for a role on Chris EvansÌ Top Gear, have been spending some time on their trip discussing the possibility of an all-female alternative to Top Gear. A sourc Pregnant TV presenter Natalie Pinkham shows off her baby bump in pink bikini as she hits the beach in Barbados with her model pal Jodie Kidd * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney conceals her bump in glamorous fur coat as she carries son Klay across busy street while out with husband Wayne * Eva Longoria reveals she wants tacos and a mariachi band at her wedding... but gets coy when asked if pal Victoria Beckham will design gown * George Clooney's fearless wife Amal proves she is the real superhero as she talks taking on legal battle that got her co-counsel stabbed in the head * LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 19: Erin McNaught attends the World Premiere of "Between Two Worlds" at Picturehouse Central on October 19, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) New outlook on life: Australian model Erin McNaught opens up about motherhood and how it makes 'you reassess your priorities' * Christina Aguilera Leaves The Nice Guy Club in West Hollywood Pictured: Christina Aguilera Ref: SPL1209194 150116 Picture by: Photographer Group / Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Christina Aguilera puts on a sizzling display in figure hugging LBD and sexy thigh-high boots as she leaves The Nice Guy She is Beautiful * john krasinksi.jpg 'Why are you here?' John Krasinski talks about his awkward night sitting at Leonardo DiCaprio's table at the Golden Globes Didn't speak to actor * EXCLUSIVE: Zac Efron and girlfriend Sami Miro were spotted leaving DomoDomo restaurant this evening in the West Village\n\nPictured: Zac Efron, Sami Miro\nRef: SPL1209335 140116 EXCLUSIVE\nPicture by: We Dem Boyz / Splash News\n\nSplash News and Pictures\nLos Angeles: 310-821-2666\nNew York: 212-619-2666\nLondon: 870-934-2666\nphotodesk@splashnews.com\n Going undercover! Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro wrap up in warm winter clothes for a sushi date in NYC Usually flashes his abs but chose to wrap up * 'I couldn't be happier': Bikini-clad Perrie Edwards whips her hair in slow-mo video to celebrate Little Mix's two BRIT nominations Nice to sea hair happy * Grunge goddess Hailey Baldwin shows off her incredible legs in super-short mini dress and heels as she hits the town Legs be having you * When Alan Rickman became an actor: Evocative school pictures show first roles of Harry Potter star who has died of cancer aged 69 * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 14: Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms attend the after party for the premiere Of FX's "Baskets" at the Pacific Design Center on January 14, 2016 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images) Winning smile! Jon Hamm beams while bonding with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms at Baskets premiere After Globes victory * Jenners of the jungle! Kendall is sultry in snakeskin while Kris looks every inch the tigress in floor-sweeping fur as they hit the shops Glamorous day out * Mos Def arrested, ordered out of South Africa and banned from the country for five years for trying to use a 'world passport' Not a real passport * Kimberley Garner - INSTAGRAM 11.jpg Bath time has never looked so appealing! Kimberley makes sure to Garner attention as she poses NAKED for intimate snap Thrilled her fans * Fresh-faced Kaley Cuoco shows off her natural good looks while going make-up free for trip to the beauty salon Kept her new look under wraps * Harry Potter star Alan Rickman, 69, 'suffered slight stroke and then died after short battle with pancreatic cancer' Beloved for his villainous roles * Sharp-suited Tom Hardy offers a cheeky wink as he celebrates The Revenant's Oscar prevalence on night out with coy co-star Leonardo DiCaprio * LOS ANGELES, CA ¿ January 14, 2016 Keeping up with the Kardashians: First Look\nA sneak peak at the new episode.\nKim Kardashian, the daughter of the late L.A. power attorney Robert Kardashian, and the rest of her family.\n 'I don't care!' Khloe Kardashian refuses to take the DNA cancer test Angelina Jolie used... despite health scare and a pleading Kris in KUWTK preview * Millie Mackintosh.jpg Millie Mackintosh parades her toned figure in a floral bikini before taking a topless swim with SHARKS on Maldives holiday Daredevil * Prison Break revival confirmed by FOX in new promo! Read more at http://www.comingsoon.net/tv/trailers/647999-prison-break-revival-c onfirmed-by-fox#spjrXd4Kysge3fda.99 'The ultimate escapist series is back': Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell to return in revival as new teaser is released * PUFF-millie-mac.jpg How YOU can look like Millie Mackintosh: Actress's health guru reveals she follows the 'glow programme' on her new app to boost her wellness * Jennifer Garner is the picture of happiness as she wraps up warm in chic winter coat and leather boots Marriage to Ben Affleck ended last year * EXCLUSIVE: Irina Shayk keeps covered up in the cold with a fur hooded jacket and knee high boots while she looks at her phone, NYC Pictured: Irina Shayk Ref: SPL1209113 140116 EXCLUSIVE Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Irina Shayk wraps up against the freezing winter weather in a stylish fur parka and knee-high boots as she steps out in NYC That's a wrap * image015.png 'You're not you when you're hungry': Megan McKenna's meltdown goes viral as CBB's online following descends into a frenzy of hilarious memes * EXCLUSIVE Jodi Anasta arrives for a holiday in Bali with no family 10.jpg Not so happy to be on holidays? Jodi Anasta looks downcast as she arrives alone at Bali resort...looking very slim in casual travel ensemble * cbb Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell's flirtation heats up as they appear to kiss under the bed covers She has a boyfriend * Mandatory Credit: Photo by KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/REX/Shutterstock (1289525e).. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil.. 83rd Annual Academy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, America - 27 Feb 2011.. .. Celine Dion won't perform in Vegas again till February as she mourns the death of husband René Angélil, 72, after 'courageous' battle with cancer * EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Madeley reveals the secrets of her incredible gym-honed physique with three simple steps - and insists you WILL get a six-pack * THE LIFE AND TIMES OF GRIZZYLY ADAMS -- "A Bear's Life" Episode 3 -- Pictured: (l-r) Bozo the Bear as Ben, Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams -- (Photo by: Frank Carroll/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank) The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams star Dan Haggerty dies at 74 after battle with cancer The '70s star passed away at his home in California * Amy Winehouse performing at the Oxegen music festival, at Punchestown Racecourse in Co. Kildare. A wax figure of Amy Winehouse will be unveiled by her parents today. Mitch and Janis Winehouse will launch the Madame Tussauds work in the Music Zone of the venue popular with tourists. PRESS ASSOCIATION photo. Issue date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Madame Tussauds said the honour for the Grammy Award-winning Back to Black singer would be "complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos". See PA story SHOWBIZ Winehouse. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire . AMY WINEHOUSE DIED 23/7/2011 Amy Winehouse to compete for Best British Female as she's honoured with posthumous Brit Award nomination five years after death * Peter Phillips says it's 'a little strange' having the Queen as his gran and admits he caused 'quite a bit of mayhem' with William and Harry during his childhood * Duchess of Cambridge to turn Kensington Palace into a newsroom for a day to champion a children's mental health charity Raise awareness * mary ellen mark photography Brooklyn Beckham instagram post 'NOT a good choice of pic': Brooklyn Beckham sparks controversy by sharing image of gun-toting child on Instagram Sparked controversy among Instagram fans * Heavily-pregnant Coleen Rooney says Wayne is a more 'confident' father and hopes they'll still have 'weekly date nights' when baby three arrives * 'Food and drink overload!' Michelle Keegan and Mark Wright tuck into a feast as they enjoy a low-key cinema date before actress jets to South Africa for work * 14 Jan 2016 - LOS ANGELES - USA *** EXCLUSIVE ALL ROUND PICTURES *** ACTRESS FREIDA PINTO SEEN LOOKING TRENDY AFTER A BUSINESS MEETING WITH A WOMAN IN LOS ANGELES! BYLINE MUST READ : XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM ***UK CLIENTS - PICTURES CONTAINING CHILDREN PLEASE PIXELATE FACE PRIOR TO PUBLICATION *** **UK CLIENTS MUST CALL PRIOR TO TV OR ONLINE USAGE PLEASE TELEPHONE 44 208 344 2007** Freida Pinto shows off her slim pins in skintight indigo jeans and a chic navy jacket as she attends business lunch Dressed to impress at business meeting * Singer Nick Carter is surrounded by media after being released on $1,500 bond from the Monroe County Detention Center in Key West, Fla., Jan. 14, 2016. Carter was charged with misdemeanor battery.(Rob O' Neal/Key West Citizen via AP)MIAMI HERALD OUT PICTURED: Nick Carter leaves Monroe County Detention Center after arrest for misdemeanor battery and 'trying to choke a bouncer' * kim That's a bit cheeky! Bikini-clad Kim Zolciak shares photo of husband Kroy Biermann getting VERY hands on during beach day Ample cleavage * *EXCLUSIVE* Beverly Hills, CA - A curvaceous Sofia Vergara shops at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills until late hours and is escorted to her car by a valet parking attendant who can't keep his eyes off her fabulous figure. AKM-GSI January 14, 2016 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com Sofia Vergara puts on an effortlessly chic display as she parades her pert posterior in skinny jeans and staggeringly high heels Always looks glamorous * LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 28: Kimberley Walsh and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attend the Pride of Britain awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel on September 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini set to 'be a bridesmaid for her best friend Kimberley Walsh' in spite of own marriage heartache Supporting her BFF * Cloverfield.jpg FIRST LOOK: J.J. Abrams stuns fans by dropping surprise Cloverfield 2 trailer... as it's revealed secret thriller sequel is set for March release * NEW YORK, NY - MAY 12: Robyn Lawley attends the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House on May 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/WireImage) Curves to kill for! Robyn Lawley flaunts her ample cleavage in lacy lingerie as she encourages fans to 'love your body' Advocates confidence * LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 14: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attends KOBOX - the UK's first boutique boxing gym, launched officially tonight with Cheryl and Nicki Shields, founded by Shane Collins. For more information visit www.koboxlondon.com. January 14, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for KOBOX) Cheryl Fernandez-Versini puts on a brave face in first public appearance since 'filing for divorce from husband' at gym launch Newly-single star * Coronation Streets Eva Price (played by Catherine Tyldesley) looks upset as her new boyfriend Aiden Connor (played by Shayne Ward) storms out of the Cheshire mansion owned by Richie O'Driscoll (played by James Midgley) after a dinner date turns nasty. SPOILER ALERT Date night fright! Corrie's unlucky-in-love Eva Price looks distraught after explosive row with beau Aidan Connor Another blow for Eva * caitlyn jenner 'I don't see myself with women': Caitlyn Jenner hints she's ready to date a man in season two promo for I Am Cait Insisted she'd 'been there, done that' * eURN: AD*193200728 Headline: A glam Khloe Kardashian greets fans outside Trump SoHo New York Caption: 14.JANUARY.2016 - NEW YORK ñ USA *** STRICTLY AVAILABLE FOR UK AND GERMANY USE ONLY *** KHLOE KARDASHIAN EXITS THE TRUMP SOHO NEW YORK. THE KUWTK STAR RUSHED TO HER CAR IN A SEA OF PHOTOGRAPHERS AND FANS. SHE WAS WEARING A LONG COAT, AND FITTED LONG BLACK DRESS PAIRED WITH STILETTOS. 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Archie Gilkison's cartoons appeared in newspapers including The Herald and Evening Times from 1914 until his death in 1916. An expert at the University of Glasgow says his style is highly unusual in displaying anti-war sentiment while the conflict was ongoing. Cartoons, which often appeared in the newly influential popular press, were widely used during WWI as a propaganda tool to keep morale high among the civilian population. The university now plans to exhibit and research Gilkison's work. 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It appears that one of the grotesque models of Alex Salmond, fashioned by the burghers of Lewes in East Sussex, has been destroyed by fireworks. At time of writing, the fate of the other is unknown. Mr Salmond can scarcely believe his luck. He relishes being the focus of attention, believing (with Robert Burns) that "the mair they talk, I'm kent the better." Further, this transient controversy affords him the opportunity to blend satire, mock indignation and mild reproof in a deft and potent combination. His droll response was, frankly, masterly. I must confess I have always felt faintly queasy over the custom of burning a Guy on a bonfire, in memory of Fawkes of that ilk. Struck me as unnecessarily grim - or indeed Grimm. Generally preferred the distinct Scottish tradition of Guising - with which it is sometimes, wrongly, confused. In the great and noble city of Dundee, the traditional Hallowe'en cry when traipsing round houses, disguised and seeking goodies, was: "Need'n' ony guisers?" 'Truly woeful' For those requiring translation, this childlike plea means: "Are you in want of guisers? Would you welcome a brief song or ode (according to taste) in return for money or sweets or, if we must, fruit?" In particularly plaintive mode, one might expand this by adding "Mrs" or "Mr" at the end of the inquiry. Rejection required the instant display of a sad face. Much the same countenance, in fact, as worn by the First Minister at Holyrood when Labour's Jackie Baillie marked his homework and found it "truly woeful". Looking just a little hurt - like a scorned guiser - he shook his head slowly before rallying to rebut Ms Baillie. She had, in truth, helped him a mite by saying that she dealt in "real people not statistics" - having just pursued the First Minister over a wide range of statistics. Otherwise, Ms Baillie's performance was conspicuously well marshalled. She was constructing an argument which suggested that Scotland's youth were being let down by the education system at school, college and university. It was, she said, no use the FM pleading that "a big boy did it and ran away." (Ms Baillie is plainly posh. The demotic "done" is generally inserted in that sentence.) But Mr Salmond responded effectively, listing the "huge successes" of Scottish education, not excluding the preservation of free tuition in universities. A voice could be heard, slightly off mic, saying "yes" and "absolutely". The Education Secretary, it seems, agreed with his boss. Ruth Davidson for the Tories also pursued the education theme, guided by a slim volume of essays recently advanced by her party. There was, she diagnosed, a "tendency to self-congratulation in Scottish education." This being a phenomenon which is entirely unknown in politics, Ms Davidson felt it should be tackled. Why, she said, should the provision of school education remain "wedded" to local authorities? Why not try free schools, as in Sweden? Serious questions Mr Salmond preferred to contrast Scottish provision with the situation prevailing south of the Border. The education system in England, he said, was "disintegrating", with an evident negative impact on performance. Scotland would not follow suit. Serious questions, all. But from these to a still graver topic: that of child abuse. Alison McInnes, for the Liberal Democrats, said that complacency must be expunged in Scotland. That theme, again, of self-congratulation. Ms McInnes noted that the indications from South Yorkshire were that significant weaknesses had been detected in the system for responding to the first reports of abuse. Scotland, she suggested, could not presume that it was immune from a comparable problem. Mr Salmond replied that there was "no complacency whatsoever" in Scotland. He disclosed to MSPs that there had been a full examination of the issue in Cabinet this week - and that there would be a statement to Parliament next week, setting out suggested initiatives. The chamber sat in silent, still contemplation. Share this story About sharing * Email * Facebook * Twitter * WhatsApp * Linkedin More Scotland stories Top Stories French brain-dead drugs trial man dies A man left brain-dead after an experimental drug trial in France has died, French media report. 17 January 2016 'New chapter' as Iran sanctions end 17 January 2016 'Immunity' claim in Cosby case 17 January 2016 Features & Analysis Choking up The city in love with cars even though its air is toxic Desert storm diary A Kuwaiti remembers liberation from Saddam Hussein's Iraq 'Don't talk dirty' Kenya cracks down on sex talk-shows Change your tune Is it time for a new British national anthem? 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Still Game: The Story So Far will look back at the popular comedy series, which this year sold out a 21-night run at Glasgow's Hydro arena. The programme will include actor Martin Compston, TV presenter Lorraine Kelly and film star Robbie Coltrane. The Hogmanay TV line-up also includes the ever-popular Only an Excuse . Jonathan Watson's comedy satire of the year, including the Commonwealth Games and the referendum, will hand over to Jackie Bird, Phil Cunningham and Aly Bain as they welcome the New Year from the Old Fruitmarket in Glasgow in Hogmanay Live 2014. Still Game, featuring Scotland's favourite pensioners Jack and Victor played by Ford Keirnan and Greg Hemphill, was first shown on the BBC in 2002. It ran for 44 episodes before coming to an end at the height of its popularity in 2007. Image caption Rory Bremner will present a comic view of Scotland's historic year This year, the two stars, who had not spoken for years, got the Craiglang gang back together for a record-breaking run of shows at the 10,000 seat capacity Glasgow Hydro arena. Still Game: The Story So Far is on BBC One Scotland at 22:00 on 31 December. Ford and Greg will also appear in their own radio show on BBC Radio Scotland on Christmas Day from 09:30 to 11:00. Other Scottish Christmas schedule highlights include Rory Bremner's comic review of a historic 12 months, interviewing some of the key figures. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. The 1000 The 1000 - London's most influential people 2014: The Arts London’s reputation as an artistic and creative hub has never been greater, attracting talent and audiences from around the world who know nowhere else is as passionate or demanding. From theatre and film to art and books, these are the stars who are pushing boundaries * Wednesday 15 October 2014 13:51 BST * Star of stage and screen: Gillian Anderson (Picture: Dave Benett) Dave Benett Theatre Gillian Anderson Actress Once the star of TheX-Files, this petite American, who spent a chunk of her childhood in Crouch End and briefly had a blue mohican, is an electrifying stage performer. Most recently she was a revelatory Blanche Dubois in A Streetcar Named Desire at the Young Vic. Tessa Ross National Theatre, chief executive designate Formerly head of Film4 and then head of drama at Channel 4, this Bafta-winning Londoner is a TV big-hitter making an unexpected and exciting transition into the world of theatre, as she steps into the shoes of the NT’s highly regarded Nick Starr. Sir Howard Panter Rosemary Squire Theatre owners Frequently described as the most powerful people in British theatre, this dynamic married couple preside over the Ambassador Theatre Group, the UK’s largest theatre operator — and also the first British company to own a Broadway venue. US private equity firm Providence Equity bought ATG for up to £350 million last autumn. Richard Bean Playwright The former stand-up comic from Hull made his name with One Man, Two Guvnors. This year he returned to the National Theatre with his savage satire Great Britain, about the phone-hacking scandal, and he’s venturing into musicals with Made in Dagenham. Dominic Dromgoole Shakespeare’s Globe, artistic director Dromgoole has run the Globe for nearly a decade. This year he has presided over the opening of the gorgeous Sam Wanamaker Playhouse, an indoor space next to the main Bankside theatre — and has directed a production of Hamlet that by April 2016 will have graced a remarkable 205 countries. Mike Bartlett Playwright Though he originally aspired to be a director, this 34-year-old from Oxfordshire is a prolific and increasingly daring playwright. Critical successes include Cock and Chariots of Fire. His most recent work is the provocative and very funny King Charles III, a satire about Prince Charles taking the throne. Sonia Friedman Producer Coming from a musical family, Friedman always imagined she’d get involved in theatre. But her triumphs have come offstage rather than on it, as the outstanding producer of her generation. Commercially savvy, she also has major critical credibility — her shows (which include Book of Mormon, Chimerica and Merrily We Roll Along) claimed an extraordinary 14 Olivier awards this year. Rufus Norris National Theatre, artistic director designate The incoming artistic director of the National Theatre was a popular choice for the role. He formally takes over from Sir Nick Hytner next April. Norris trained as an actor and has a gift for innovative, collaborative projects. He also has a nascent film career, with London Road set to follow his acclaimed debut, Broken. Vicky Featherstone Royal Court, artistic director The Royal Court’s first female director is one of the most influential women in British theatre. And she’s been shaking things up in Sloane Square, uncovering new writers and creating a discussion programme under the title The Big Idea. Emerging talents Tim Price, Rory Mullarkey and Jack Thorne are among the writers to make their Royal Court debuts at her invitation. 34vickyfeatherstone.jpg Influential woman: Vicky Featherstone (Picture: Rebecca Reid) Nick Starr Producer The workaholic Starr stepped down from the National Theatre as executive director in August to set up his own company with long-time artistic collaborator Nick Hytner and will formally launch it next year, with plans for ambitious commercial productions. He once toiled in the NT’s press office and is credited with driving its huge commercial success for more than a decade. Sir Nicholas Hytner Director The urbane Hytner will leave the National Theatre next spring, after 12 years in charge. On his watch the theatre has been radically remodelled and includes the fabulous new Dorfman space. It has also become more inclusive, thanks to smart initiatives such as the cut-price Travelex tickets scheme and NT Live. Hytner’s next challenge is a new company with his NT colleague Nick Starr. Lord Lloyd-Webber Composer and theatre owner There’s a Lloyd Webber revival at the moment, after Evita opened in the West End in September and with Cats set to return in December. But the phenomenally successful composer and impresario retains his appetite for penning new work, most recently the politically charged Stephen Ward. Sir Cameron Mackintosh Impresario and theatre owner The recent return of Miss Saigon, 25 years after its premiere, is a potent reminder of Sir Cameron’s peerless record as a producer. He has also bought two new London venues, increasing his portfolio to nine. His effervescent enthusiasm for all aspects of the theatre business never flags. Michael Grandage Director The popular ex-actor, who only turned to directing in his thirties, ran the Donmar Warehouse for a decade. Since then he has mounted a quintet of starry productions in the West End, and now he’s set to shoot his first film, Genius, with a stellar cast that includes Nicole Kidman and Jude Law. Josie Rourke Donmar Warehouse, artistic director Nearly three years into her tenure at this chic Covent Garden venue, Rourke and Donmar general manager Kate Pakenham continue to attract star names such as Tom Hiddleston while also reviving modern classics. She has a hinterland beyond theatre — when she staged internet snooping play Privacy and interviewed Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger about it — and some wonder if she has her eye on a political career in the future. Martin Freeman Actor NEW ENTRY Emmy-winning Dr Watson in TV’s Sherlock and Bilbo Baggins on the big screen, Freeman made a welcome return to theatre as Richard III in the West End. With more Sherlock and Hobbit action to come, his stage opportunities may be limited, but he can be sure of having introduced a whole new audience to Shakespeare. Kevin Spacey Old Vic, artistic director and actor The double Oscar winner and star of Netflix’s House of Cards has run the Old Vic for a decade. He recently celebrated his 10th anniversary there with the solo show Clarence Darrow — and left anxious fans hoping this wasn’t his farewell to the London stage. He steps down as artistic director next year. Helen McCrory Actress Put in a forceful appearance as Medea in Euripides’s tragedy at the National as she returned to her roots as a classical stage actor. Married to Homeland star Damian Lewis, they are a formidable thespian double act. She will soon be seen in series two of Peaky Blinders. Matthew Warchus Director NEW ENTRY He has landed the coveted role of artistic director of The Old Vic but won’t succeed Kevin Spacey, whom he directed in Speed-the-Plow, until autumn 2015. Warchus has been wowing film audiences as director of Pride, a feelgood Britflick about gay and lesbian activists who backed the miners during the strikes in the Eighties. His previous stage hits Boeing-Boeing and Matilda augur well. Nick Payne Playwright NEW ENTRY The youngest winner of the Evening Standard award for Best Play (with Constellations) at the age of 29, Payne is an ambitious writer who likes to tackle intellectually knotty subjects. He has gone on to pen Incognito and The Art of Dying, and he’s also branched out into TV, writing two episodes of new drama The Secrets. Oliver Chris Actor NEW ENTRY Suave and tall, this Kent native has a growing fanbase. A TV regular, who got his break in The Office, he is a natural comedian. He can currently be seen in King Charles III in the West End and will star next year in a revival of Patrick Marber’s Closer. Lydia Wilson Actress NEW ENTRY A rising star who has the knack of being almost unrecognisable from one part to the next, Wilson stumbled into acting after an art foundation course and a first-class degree at Cambridge. She can currently be seen as the Duchess of Cambridge in King Charles III in the West End. Gemma Arterton Actress From Gravesend, Arterton is a glamorous yet genuinely down-to-earth star who this year opened the new Sam Wanamaker Playhouse at Shakespeare’s Globe, playing the Duchess of Malfi, and is leading the cast of West End musical Made in Dagenham. gemma-arterton_1.jpg Down-to-earth star: Gemma Arterton (Picture: Getty) Sam Mendes Director The versatile, cricket-loving Mendes made his name in the theatre, before launching a stellar movie career (American Beauty, Revolutionary Road, Skyfall and the forthcoming Bond 24). But with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and more recently a much-admired King Lear, the former Mr Kate Winslet has made a welcome return to his first love. Mark Rylance Actor This year the wonderfully mercurial Rylance won a Tony award (his third) for his performance as Olivia in Twelfth Night. Though first and foremost a stage talent, he’s Thomas Cromwell in the BBC’s upcoming adaptation of Wolf Hall and will appear in a new Steven Spielberg movie set during the Cold War. James Graham Playwright NEW ENTRY Emerging as a strong contender to be the outstanding political playwright of his generation, the 32-year-old from Mansfield followed up his brilliant This House with the topical, fast-moving Privacy at the Donmar Warehouse. His skills are increasingly in demand — with a wealth of film projects now lined up. Rory Kinnear Actor Winner of the Olivier award for best actor earlier this year (for his Iago opposite Adrian Lester’s Othello), the 36-year-old is often described as the leading stage talent of his generation. He is also a playwright and a screen star — appearing in the Bond films and TV’s Penny Dreadful. Stephen Daldry Director For most of the Noughties it seemed that the theatre had lost the former boss of the Royal Court to cinema (Billy Elliot, The Hours, The Reader). But last year’s smash hit The Audience was followed this summer by Skylight, raising hopes of a sustained return to the stage. Indhu Rubasingham Tricycle Theatre, artistic director Since taking charge of this Kilburn venue two years ago, the optimistic and likeable Rubasingham has scored several successes — with the award-winning Red Velvet and, more recently, Moira Buffini’s play Handbagged. A £5 million revamp is now her top priority. Madani Younis Bush Theatre, artistic director The 34-year-old boss of the Bush is determined to make theatre that reflects Britain’s cultural diversity. A year ago the Watford-born director won the Groucho Club’s Maverick award, reflecting his growing status as a thought-provoking voice in the London arts scene. Carrie Cracknell Director This former artistic director of West London’s Gate theatre is a creative talent increasingly in demand. This year she’s had shows at the National Theatre (Medea, Blurred Lines) and the Royal Court (Birdland), as well as taking her superb version of A Doll’s House to Broadway. Nica Burns Theatre owner Passionate about the buildings she owns, Burns was devastated by the collapse of part of the ceiling at the Apollo in December. But the theatre reopened in March and the Nimax chief executive has bounced back, as businesslike and enthusiastic as ever. Calls everyone “darling”. Edward Hall Hampstead Theatre, artistic director Hampstead goes from strength to strength under the buoyant Hall (son of Sir Peter, half-brother of Rebecca). Recent West End transfers include Good People and the musical Sunny Afternoon, while the theatre’s intimate “downstairs” space allows Hall to maintain a strong commitment to new writing. Rupert Goold The Almeida, artistic director Since taking over at this elegant Islington venue last year, the handsomely coiffed director has scored a string of successes with shows such as King Charles III and American Psycho. At his own theatre he has also shown a willingness to programme really audacious shows — such as Little Revolution and Mr Burns. Simon Russell Beale Actor This scholarly, charming actor comes from a military background and has brought a wonderful mix of discipline and humanity to his varied stage career. His stunning King Lear at the National Theatre was the latest in a long line of richly fruitful collaborations with director Sam Mendes. David Lan Young Vic, artistic director The serious, tough-minded Lan has made this venue near Waterloo one of the most vibrant theatres in the world, a playground for exceptional directors and performers. Now he’s also set to work part-time as a consulting artistic director for the new arts complex at New York’s Ground Zero. Matthew Byam Shaw Producer The latest coup for this popular producer was buying the stage rights for Hilary Mantel’s award-winning novels Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies. The adaptations have been blockbusters — continuing an impressive run for Byam Shaw, whose past hits have included Frost/Nixon and The Audience Lenny Henry Actor The former comedian has done an impressive job of transforming himself into a serious stage performer. Earlier this year he won the Critics’ Circle best actor award (for his lead role in the play Fences) and he continues to campaign vigorously for greater racial diversity in the arts, telling Bafta there is an “appalling” lack of people from ethnic minority backgrounds on stage and screen. lenny-henry.jpg Funny man: Lenny Henry (Picture: Tristan Fewings/Getty) Matt Smith Actor The former Doctor Who made an acclaimed and welcome return to the stage in American Psycho, after cutting his teeth in the theatre in That Face and The History Boys. TV stardom means Smith is sought-after, and cinema beckons in parody Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Sir David Hare Writer This high-minded political writer (and husband of designer and sculptor Nicole Farhi) shows no sign of reducing his prolific output. A revival of his 1995 play Skylight has just finished and his latest play, Behind the Beautiful Forevers, based on a book set in a Mumbai slum, opens at the National Theatre in November. Sir Richard Eyre Director The tireless former National Theatre boss is an incisive critic of dumbing down and continues, in his seventies, to direct a remarkable variety of work — from an award-winning new version of Ibsen’s Ghosts to high-kicking musicals and quirky modern masterpieces. Gregory Doran Royal Shakespeare Company, artistic director The reliably enthusiastic Doran is a passionate Shakespearean and has been associated with the RSC for almost 30 years. He has committed to ambitious plans in both Stratford and London. He forms a significant power couple with partner Antony Sher. Cillian Murphy Actor NEW ENTRY The Irish star of BBC2’s Peaky Blinders and 28 Days Later, famed for his piercing blue eyes, has a fruitful relationship with playwright Enda Walsh. He has just starred at the National Theatre in Walsh’s Ballyturk. Ben Power Playwright and dramaturg NEW ENTRY Since being appointed to oversee the National Theatre’s temporary Shed space, the youthful Power has injected real excitement into artistic life on the South Bank. Keenly interested in exploring new forms, he’s an inventive and well-connected talent who serves as a dramaturg — effectively the NT’s literary editor. Blanche McIntyre Director NEW ENTRY McIntyre won largely positive notices for her debut at Shakespeare’s Globe last month with The Comedy of Errors. Describes herself on Twitter as “director, writer, professional smartarse”. Has been tipped as a potential artistic director at a leading theatre ever since she was named most promising newcomer at the 2011 Critics’ Circle awards. Sean Holmes Lyric Hammersmith, artistic director The affable Holmes has re-established the Lyric as a place for vivid new writing, while running its £16.5 million redevelopment. His ongoing Secret Theatre project is an attempt to introduce youthful vitality into the London arts world. Tom Hiddleston Actor The star of Thor and the upcoming Crimson Peak made a magnificent return to theatre when he played Shakespeare’s Coriolanus at the Donmar. As an associate actor at Southampton’s Nuffield Theatre, he looks set to grace the stage again soon. Carey Mulligan Actress In June the star of films such as Drive and The Great Gatsby made a much-praised return to the stage in David Hare’s Skylight. Married to musician Marcus Mumford, she is typically portrayed as sweet but has a striking affection for playing dark characters. Lyndsey Turner Director NEW ENTRY The publicity-shy director’s career recently received a boost as she won multiple awards for her visionary production of Chimerica. She’s since worked with Rebecca Hall on Broadway, and next summer she will direct Benedict Cumberbatch as Hamlet — possibly the ticket of the year. Jamie Lloyd Director NEW ENTRY He has done a brilliant job of shaking up Whitehall’s Trafalgar Studios with a string of zesty productions — most recently a gory Richard III. He’s also at the helm of the gleefully strange musical Urinetown, which recently transferred to the West End’s Apollo. Nadia Fall Director NEW ENTRY A skilful director of ensemble work, Fall made her name on productions at the National Theatre. She devised Home, the best piece so far to grace the National’s Shed space, and is increasingly sought-after. Alex Jennings Actor NEW ENTRY He has lit up the London stage as Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory — just as he carried off a very different role as Alan Bennett in Untold Stories. Known for his versatility, Jennings is the only performer to have won an Olivier award in the drama, musical and comedy categories. Kristin Scott Thomas Actress English rose who has lived for years in Paris, she returned to grace the stage with a bold performance in Electra at The Old Vic this autumn. Her movie credits range from Four Weddings and a Funeral to The English Patient. “I cannot cope with another film,” she said, after making 65 over three decades. Dance Tamara Rojo English National Ballet, artistic director and dancer Not only an incredible ballerina but also the artistic director of ENB, combining ballet shoes and the boardroom with apparent ease. Shaking up the company’s image and repertoire, she brought ENB bang into the 21st century this year with a programme of new commissions from leading contemporary choreographers. Kevin O’Hare Royal Ballet, artistic director The departure of two of its leading ballerinas might leave some companies struggling, but not Kevin O’Hare’s Royal Ballet, which bounced back from that particular glitch with exciting new signings of its own and an ongoing commitment to quality in new and old work. O’Hare, a former dancer who took over in 2012, was seen as a “safe choice” but it is one that has been justified. Wayne McGregor Choreographer At the forefront of the interface between dance and science for a decade, the R-Research branch of McGregor’s company Random has worked with neuroscientists and heart specialists, contributing to scientific research as well as innovation on stage. An inveterate collaborator, McGregor has worked with Audrey Niffenegger, Gareth Pugh, Mark Ronson and Ben Frost, and the company has plans to open an interdisciplinary arts space in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. Alistair Spalding Sadler’s Wells, artistic director and chief executive The Islington venue goes from strength to strength under the assured direction of Spalding. London’s largest organisation solely dedicated to dance has plans afoot to add to the existing three spaces Sadler’s Wells manages with a fourth mid-scale venue in London, increasing the range of dance available to audiences in the capital. Natalia Osipova Royal Ballet, principal dancer NEW ENTRY Probably the most exciting ballerina in the world right now. When the ex-Bolshoi dancer left Russia she could have gone anywhere she wanted, but she chose London. The intense and diminutive Osipova has dazzling virtuoso technique, but it’s her interpretation of character and emotion that’s really jaw-dropping, bringing new life to the abstract work of Wayne McGregor for starters. Fans believe there is more to come. Christopher Wheeldon Choreographer Reviving the art of the full-length story ballet almost single-handedly, Wheeldon’s ballet of The Winter’s Tale was the success of the spring season. Beyond the Royal Ballet, he is starting work on his first Broadway outing, An American in Paris, which will open next year. He recently married his partner Ross Rayburn on the beach at Fire Island, New York. Matthew Bourne Artistic Director New Adventures The Walthamstow lad, who spent his youth riding the 38 bus into town to collect autographs in the West End, didn’t take his first proper dance class until the age of 22 but went on to become Britain’s most successful choreographer, most famously with his all-male version of Swan Lake. After 25 years, his company New Adventures was finally awarded National Portfolio Status from the Arts Council this year. Edward Watson Royal Ballet, principal dancer NEW ENTRY A shape-shifting ballet dancer with an incredible physical plasticity, Watson is as at home playing a prince as he is a man turned giant bug (in Arthur Pita’s take on Kafka’s Metamorphosis). A very modern ballet dancer, the Bromley-born 38-year-old is currently our best British male and has a National Dance Award and an Olivier to prove it. Emma Gladstone Dance Umbrella, artistic director A former dancer, Gladstone has excelled in her second career as a producer, and this autumn is taking over as artistic director of Dance Umbrella, London’s longest running dance festival. With a renewed commitment to showcasing international work unseen in the UK and developing artists working at the most interesting edges of choreography she’s sure to have an impact on London’s dance scene and beyond. Mark Baldwin Rambert, artistic director NEW ENTRY As director of Britain’s oldest dance company, Rambert, Fiji-born Baldwin oversaw the company’s long-planned move into a new HQ on the Southbank, putting contemporary dance at the centre of London’s cultural life. The £19 million building, designed by Allies and Morrison, won an architectural award from Riba. Baldwin is also the choreographic force behind one of the autumn’s most interesting cross-cultural collaborations, Inala, working with South African vocal group Ladysmith Black Mambazo. Caroline Miller Dance UK, director Helen Laws National Institute of Dance, Medicine and Science manager NEW ENTRY As director of advocacy organisation Dance UK, Miller has long lobbied for better healthcare for dancers. Now she has launched the National Institute of Dance, Medicine and Science, managed by Helen Laws, who brought together partners from dance, medicine and science to improve the care and knowledge of dancers’ health, recognising that the level of research and care should be in line with that accorded to elite athletes. Film Sacha Baron Cohen Actor and director NEW ENTRY Some say this Cambridge-educated north Londoner is the finest comic actor of his generation. Having insulted everyone from Austria to Kazakhstan, Cohen (aka Ali G, Borat and Brüno) has spent recent years acting in America. But now he has found Grimsby. Hackles are rising: the Lincolnshire town will get all the grief but none of the cash, since the eponymous movie is actually being shot in London and Essex. Josh Berger Warner Bros UK, Ireland and Spain president The Hollywood studio has made a major commitment to the UK under Berger. Plans for a big expansion of Leavesden Studios — home to Harry Potter — were announced in June, followed by Berger being awarded a CBE for services to the creative industries. The American has made Britain his home and is justly proud that Oscar-winning space epic Gravity was made in London. Gareth Edwards Director NEW ENTRY You can make sci-fi movies on the cheap, as Gareth Edwards did with his spellbinding Monsters (2010); you can make them for megabucks, as he did with this year’s Godzilla. But few film-makers make the transition so successfully and intelligently. Born in Warwickshire, he is now working towards Godzilla 2 and a Star Wars spin-off. Amanda Berry Bafta, chief executive Heading the UK equivalent to the Hollywood Academy for a decade and a half, Berry has transformed Bafta from a Piccadilly club into a major film industry focus, while the annual gongs, once a largely local event, have gone global. Book your place on the sofa for the 2015 awards in February. Benedict Cumberbatch Actor In just four years, he has gone from being an unusual name to a ubiquitous presence on film, TV and stage. True, he has been in the business for more than a decade, but what was a trickle is now a flood: the voice of Smaug in the Hobbit, JG Ballard adaptation High-Rise, Alan Turing in The Imitation Game and a stage Hamlet in 2015. Has big female fan club, known as the Cumberbitches, thanks to his star turns on TV in Sherlock (an Emmy this year) and Parade’s End. Sir William Sargent Framestore, co-founder NEW ENTRY Sargent set up the Soho visual effects company in 1986 but things can rarely have been better after Framestore’s work on Gravity swept the Oscars. Self-effacing and smart, Sargent has sold a minority stake to Malaysian investors. Close to Whitehall and has advised the Treasury — not least on the precious tax breaks that have benefited the VFX business. Tim Bevan Eric Fellner Producers Having won ample awards for Les Mis and Rush, the Working Title pair have kept a low profile of late. But they are set to scale new heights when their 3D production of Everest leaves base camp next February, closely followed by Billy Elliot, the movie of the musical of the film. Dame Judi Dench Actress The Bondmeisters may have killed her off in Skyfall but there is no sign of retirement for Dame Judi, who turns 80 in December. She bounced right back with her acclaimed Philomena, which yet again showed her Premier League status as one of our most eminently exportable stars. Out next year will be the sequel to 2011 popular hit The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Chiwetel Ejiofor Actor How he missed out on an Oscar in the gong-fest that was 12 Years a Slave remains a mystery. But Ejiofor has been showing his big-screen versatility for more than a decade with dramas such as Dirty Pretty Things, rom-coms (Love, Actually) and TV series (Dancing on the Edge). He recently put his name behind the Nigeria-UK co-production Half of a Yellow Sun. YELLOWSUN1.jpg Big-screen star: Chiwetel Ejiofor (Picture: Getty) Steve McQueen Director British artists are more and more frequently turning to narrative film-making, and none more strikingly than former Turner Prize-winner McQueen. Garlanded with Oscars, his 12 Years a Slave will be a hard act to follow. For the time being, no word on what’s next, although a biopic about Fela Kuti was once mooted. But you can bet producers are beating a path to his door. Andy Serkis Actor NEW ENTRY He is the best-known British actor least likely to be recognised on the street, since his highest-profile work has been in a motion-capture suit, most recently in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and before that as Gollum in The Lord of the Rings. He’s in the next Star Wars, but is so far doing a good job of not revealing as who — or what. Daniel Craig Actor The upside: he’s clearly become the 007 for this generation, shunning smartass dialogue for a brooding and very watchable intensity. The downside: a broader movie career, which was building nicely, remains on hold. But, since you ask, Bond 24, directed by Sam Mendes, will be out at the end of 2015. Timothy Spall Actor NEW ENTRY From Barry in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet to Churchill in The King’s Speech, he’s been delighting us for 35 years. But the rest of the world is catching on to his genius, confirmed by the Best Actor gong at Cannes for his portrayal of JM Turner in Mike Leigh’s soon to be released film, expressing a huge range of emotions through a series of sighs and grunts. Nick Park Animator Park is the king of making things out of Plasticine. He has also made a substantial contribution to the UK’s GDP at Aardman’s animation studios. Chicken Run, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and The Pirates, plus TV spin-off Shaun the Sheep, are just some of his credits. A new Wallace & Gromit movie is promised, while a W&G exhibition had them queueing round the block in Bristol this summer. Helena Bonham Carter Actress Tim Burton Director He has been keeping his head down finishing up Big Eyes, a biopic about painter Margaret Keane due out at Christmas. She has been visiting with the Camerons and filming Suffragette with Carey Mulligan and Meryl Streep. But the couple are being reunited in Alice sequel The Red Queen, which has started shooting and is due out next summer. Idris Elba Actor The Nelson Mandela biopic didn’t have the expected impact, but Elba remains a sci-fi favourite with Prometheus, Pacific Rim and Thor. He is thankfully returning to the real world, playing a psychotic American convict in No Good Deed, and, further down the track, is in local London family drama A Hundred Streets, which started shooting in the summer. Colin Firth Actor From Mr Darcy to The King’s Speech, he is indisputably leading man material. But he is also cinema’s Teflon man, emerging unscathed from disasters such as the Gambit remake and Arthur Newman (aka Arthur and Mike) which took a year to reach here, then promptly disappeared. Woody Allen’s Magic in the Moonlight was a flop but he’s also in Before I Go to Sleep, with Nicole Kidman and Mark Strong. Michael Fassbender Actor For anyone else, two movies as different as Frank and X-Men opening within a few weeks would count as busy. But for the German-born Londoner, it’s almost a lull. And there are four more films in the immediate pipeline, including US frontier drama Slow West; Macbeth, with Marion Cotillard; and a Terrence Malick project which is just as untitled now as it was last year. Andrew Garfield Actor The LA-born, UK-bred actor first entered this list when Robert Redford cast him in the well-meaning but listless Lions for Lambs. He’s since done sterling service in Red Riding, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Never Let Me Go and The Social Network — not to mention all that web-spinning over Manhattan in the latest two (so far) Spider-Man movies, which have put him back in the top tier. Jane Goldman Writer and producer NEW ENTRY There is no one quite like Goldman, aka Mrs Jonathan Ross, for nailing the post-modern super-hero flick with her work on Kick-Ass, X-Men First Class and X-Men: Days of Future Past. Next up sees the method being applied to a spy thriller — Kingsman: The Secret Service, which stars Mark Hamill, Samuel L Jackson and Colin Firth. Rebecca Hall Actress Hard to believe it’s eight years since Hall first grabbed attention in Starter for 10. Since then, she’s been in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Frost/Nixon, Parade’s End (on TV), plus blockbusters Iron Man 3 and Transcendence. And the stage still plays a big part in her life, through father Sir Peter and her current partner, director Sam Mendes, as much as her star turns. Tom Hardy Actor NEW ENTRY After the difficult years following his breakthrough performance in Star Trek: Nemesis, Hardy has fought his way back — his role in The Dark Knight Rises winning the ultimate accolade of an extended parody by Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon in The Trip to Italy. With a new Mad Max completed, Hardy will next play both Kray twins in the upcoming Legend. Felicity Jones Actress NEW ENTRY For so long the girl “most likely to”, Jones has finally made it in the past 18 months, combining US indie roles such as Breathe In with The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Next is Stephen Hawking’s wife Jane in The Theory of Everything, followed by a flood of films, including talk of playing a young Queen Elizabeth in 60-hour Netflix drama The Crown, which is planned to cover the whole royal reign. Keira Knightley Actress Still not yet 30, she has spent more than a lifetime in movies. Our top young female A-lister has finally drawn a line under growing up in public, appropriately enough with a film called Begin Again. Next up is Laggies, an American romcom, followed by Bletchley Park-set thriller The Imitation Game. Mountaineering drama Everest starts shooting later this year. Christine Langan Head of BBC Films Langan has kept the quality flag flying at BBC Films while so many other parts of Auntie droop at half-mast. Mrs Brown’s Boys D’Movie has kept the cash coming in over the summer; Shakespeare biopic Bill will take care of the culture next spring; and for everyone else there’s this autumn’s ebullient Pride. Jude Law Actor In between giving evidence to the phone-hacking inquiry, Law has managed to keep the day job going, with a cameo in The Grand Budapest Hotel, gangland thriller Dom Hemingway, and submarine drama Black Sea (out early next year). Oh, and he shows a nifty pair of heels in a certain Johnnie Walker commercial. Mike Leigh Director He’s done it before with Topsy-Turvy (about Gilbert and Sullivan) but Leigh, so long a miniaturist of contemporary British life, should splash out more often if the result is anything like the sumptuous period drama Mr Turner. Honest, unflinching, witty, Leigh has lost none of his zest for film-making as a septuagenarian. Ken Loach Director Having announced his retirement after this summer’s Jimmy’s Hall — about an Irish communist who used his dance hall as a revolutionary recruiting centre — the 78-year-old Loach has recently been saying he’s not sure he meant it after all. Let’s hope not: who better to direct the Julian Assange story, which he has reportedly optioned? Won plaudits for backing Ritzy cinema staff in Brixton in their fight with management over the London Living Wage. Shane Meadows Director In a scant 15 years, the Midlands-born Meadows has gone from discovery to being the yardstick against which new discoveries are measured (as in “Is this the new Shane Meadows?”). His gritty films, documentaries and TV series have influenced a generation, with This Is England 90 filming this year for transmission in 2015. Sienna Miller Actress All power to Miller who has survived the paparazzi and being phone-hacked without getting too burned and remains a first-rate screen actress. If only she could get another role like Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl or Caitlin Thomas in The Edge of Love. Fingers crossed for director Ben Wheatley’s JG Ballard adaptation High-Rise, which started shooting in July. Carol Morley Writer and director NEW ENTRY The irrepressible Morley wooed the arthouse crowd with Dreams of a Life, her tender but devastating recreation of a lonely death, and is aiming higher with The Falling, the story of a mass fainting epidemic at an all-girl’s school in 1969. Greta Scacchi and Maxine Peake head the adult cast. Expect something unique from Stockport-born Morley. Amanda Nevill British Film Institute, chief executive From being an insular organisation, the BFI has become, under seasoned arts administrator Nevill, an on-message machine, handling all aspects of film culture — with, it has to be said, a lot more success than the UK Film Council, which it replaced. Mark Strong Actor NEW ENTRY He hails from an Italian family (he was born Marco) and has a penchant for playing dark, enigmatic villains — think Kick-Ass and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. He was raw and passionate on stage in Arthur Miller’s A View from the Bridge at the Young Vic. Next up, he is in Matthew Vaughn’s hot film Kingsman. Richard Ayoade Actor and director His is a career that refuses to follow the rules: from Cambridge Footlights via TV comedy and music videos to directing (Submarine), then acting in a Hollywood comedy (The Watch) and a delayed directorial follow-up with Dostoevsky adaptation The Double. This autumn, Ayoade is also among the voice talents in animated blockbuster The Boxtrolls. Clio Barnard Writer and director Visual artist turned filmmaker Clio (rhymes with “sky-o”) Barnard followed experimental film The Arbor with The Selfish Giant, which won rave reviews at Cannes last year. She is currently mulling projects, including adaptations of Rose Tremain’s The Trespass and Polly Stenham’s play Tusk Tusk. But whatever she does will be worth watching. Jamie Bell Actor NEW ENTRY From ballet dancer to hard man: 15 years on from Billy Elliot, Bell now seems to swing from blockbusters (Tintin) to out-there arthouse (Nymphomaniac). Separated from wife Evan Rachel Wood, he is currently bulking up for The Fantastic Four, due out next summer, in which he plays Ben Grimm, the man of rock. Jack O’Connell Actor NEW ENTRY At just 24, O’Connell has almost a decade of TV behind him — including two series of Skins — but his most attention-grabbing film roles have come this year: prison drama Starred Up and Belfast-set ’71. 2015 promises Unbroken (about Olympic runner and Japanese POW Louis Zamperini) and Tulip Fever from the novel by Deborah Moggach. Imogen Poots Actress NEW ENTRY A rising star, maybe this will be the year for Poots, 25, who has impressed in a number of supporting roles, notably as Soho baron Paul Raymond’s daughter in The Look of Love and as the manic Jess in A Long Way Down. Raised in west London, she has also modelled for Chloé and H&M. Dan Stevens Actor The floppy-haired star made his name in Downton Abbey but bravely walked away from the security of the hit TV series to reinvent himself successfully in cinema, taking on challenging roles in journalism drama The Fifth Estate and indie flick The Guest. A Night At The Museum sequel is next. Simon Pegg Actor and writer Pegg, who made his name with capers Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, is in search of the next big thing after The World’s End failed to hit the same heights. He is busy with an Aussie thriller (Kill Me Three Times) and an adaptation of a bestselling French novel, Hector and the Search for Happiness, came out in August. Emily Blunt Actress This summer saw Blunt get equal billing with Tom Cruise in sci-fi epic Edge of Tomorrow. Next she teams up again with Johnny Depp in Into the Woods, a “modern twist” on Little Red Riding Hood, shot at Shepperton and due out in America on Christmas Day — a sign of her growing box-office pulling power. emily-blunt.jpg Screen star: actress Emily Blunt Robert Pattinson Actor Following David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, R-Patz continues to hedge his bets. In Cannes, he combined auteur film Maps to the Stars (Cronenberg again) with action thriller The Rover. The role that could make or break the boy from Barnes (who is now dating singer FKA twigs) as a serious actor — Werner Herzog’s Queen of the Desert, in which he plays TE Lawrence to Nicole Kidman’s Gertrude Bell — is still in post. Max Irons Actor NEW ENTRY The son of Jeremy Irons and Sinéad Cusack is on the rise after appearing in Oxford toff-thug hit The Riot Club alongside another scion of thespian royalty, Freddie Fox, son of Edward. The smouldering, athletic former model starred in BBC drama The White Queen but is anxious to prove himself on his own merits and dismisses the idea of acting with his parents, saying he “can’t see any appeal in that”. Danny Perkins StudioCanal UK, chief executive English pointman for the diversified, TV-based French media octopus Canal+, Perkins has steered a canny course, neither fully arthouse nor totally commercial — a strategy that requires both confidence and cash to succeed. His studio’s latest is mystery thriller Before I Go to Sleep, starring Colin Firth and Nicole Kidman. Daniel Radcliffe Actor There is life after Harry Potter. Beat Generation biopic Kill Your Darlings was a little half-hearted, but there’s plenty more to look forward to: Horns, out next month, in which said appendages suddenly grow out of Radcliffe’s head; a Frankenstein remake (he plays Igor to James McAvoy’s mad scientist); a Judd Apatow comedy called Trainwreck; and Brooklyn Bridge about… well, the Brooklyn Bridge. Nik Powell National Film & Television School, director Partnered first with Sir Richard Branson when they co-founded Virgin, then with Steve Woolley when they ran the maverick Palace Pictures, Powell has settled happily into running the NFTS. A natural communicator, he’s also turned out to be a pretty good representative of British cinema around the globe. Knighthoods have been given for less. Adrian Wootton Film London, chief executive Wootton has steered the tricky course between the Mayor’s office and No 10, encouraging film shoots to come to the capital and funding a number of low-budget first films and work by visual artists. Few on this list hold sway so confidently over quite so diverse a domain. Tilda Swinton Actress A uniquely talented actress, instantly recognisable but absolutely not a celeb. The past year has seen her play a vampire in Jim Jarmusch’s Only Lovers Left Alive, a shrink in Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem and a dowager in The Grand Budapest Hotel. She is currently filming a Bigger Splash for Luca Guadagnino who directed her in I Am Love. Clare Stewart British Film Institute, head of exhibitions She had big shoes to fill when she took over the London Film Festival from the much-loved Sandra Hebron but if Stewart was nervous, she hid it well. In three years, has made the event her — and the audience’s — own. Secured The Imitation Game, with Benedict Cumberbatch, about pioneering computer scientist and maths whizz Alan Turing for this year’s festival opener. Juno Temple Actress Her breakthrough role is just waiting to happen. She was mesmerising as the disturbed Alicia in Magic Magic, but the film didn’t make much of a splash. She was in Maleficent and in the Sin City sequel, and has Far From the Madding Crowd out next year — as Fanny. Director Julien Temple is her father. Ruth Wilson Actress Equally at home on the stage, TV and the big screen, Wilson was nominated for a Bafta and a Golden Globe for Jane Eyre back in 2007. More recent key roles include Anna Christie on the stage, Luther on TV and The Lone Ranger, Saving Mr Banks and Locke at the cinema. Next up is Second World War drama Suite Française later this year. Eddie Redmayne Actor Eton and Cambridge-educated Redmayne, 32, is the youngest of a generation of English “posh boy” movie stars. He’s still best known for Les Mis, but he was excellent in TV mini-series Birdsong and as the young Colin Clark in My Week With Marilyn. Soon to grab the limelight is his Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything. Older half-brother Charlie runs media mogul Rupert Murdoch’s book publisher HarperCollins. Douglas Booth Actor NEW ENTRY Winchester-educated Booth is making the transition from TV (Pip in Great Expectations) to the big screen, embracing both high culture (Romeo in a modern-day Romeo & Juliet) to inflated epic (boss’s son Shem in Noah). This autumn saw him play a member of a posh boy’s influential Oxford drinking establishment in The Riot Club (fictional, of course). Jeremy Thomas Producer Thomas is Britain’s most committed producer of auteur movies. Bernardo Bertolucci, Wim Wenders, Jerzy Skolimowski, Terry Gilliam, Jim Jarmusch and Jonathan Glazer all owe him a debt, as do many younger filmmakers. He currently has The Tale of Tales from Matteo (Gomorrah) Garrone and Ben Wheatley’s Ballard adaptation High-Rise in production. Rosamund Pike Actress NEW ENTRY A serene and demure one-time James Bond star (in Die Another Day), she has developed into a surprisingly versatile and accomplished actress. She is winning plaudits for her turn in Hollywood director David Fincher’s recent thriller Gone Girl, which some say is her best role yet — after Made In Dageham and An Education. Ben Wheatley Director One of the most distinctive directors to emerge in the past decade, he can create shock and awe, most recently with A Field in England and Sightseers. But how will he get on with an adaptation of JG Ballard’s High-Rise and a superstar cast that includes names such as Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Irons, Sienna Miller and Elisabeth Moss? Fabien Riggall Secret Cinema, founder Riggall has pioneered a whole new genre — event-type screenings of cult movies for dressed-up audiences. With tickets costing upwards of £50, this is cinema-going as a live experience with six-figure sums spent on huge temporary sets and special effects to recreate the original film. Logistical problems forced him to postpone this summer’s Back to the Future extravaganza, but when it finally happened it lived up to the hype. Artists & curators Conrad Shawcross Sculptor Dashing Shawcross, the son of two writers, is known for his use of industrial materials and lighting to create striking abstract sculptures. One of the youngest members of the Royal Academy, he created a giant clock, called Timepiece, in Chalk Farm’s Roundhouse, created the centrepiece of the new Greenwich Peninsular development and his work featured in the Hayward Gallery’s celebrated Light Show exhibition, which is now touring the world. Shawcross says proudly his work has a “slightly home-made quality”. Sir Nicholas Serota Tate director While his peers like Sandy Nairne at the NPG and Nicholas Penny at the National are leaving their roles, Serota has a relentless energy, even finding time amid fundraising for Tate Modern’s increasingly impressive-looking £215 million extension to curate the summer’s biggest hit exhibition, Matisse: The Cut-Outs on Bankside. Serota, director since 1988, will be 70 when Tate Modern 2 opens in 2016. Matthew Slotover Amanda Sharp Frieze, founders All-conquering art fair impresarios who have made the Frieze brand as essential in New York as it is in London — partly because of their keen eye for new trends. Ahead of this year’s Frieze London fair, they stepped back from their hands-on duties and promoted Victoria Siddall to director. Victoria Siddall Frieze London, director Such has been thirtysomething Siddall’s calm, assured role at art fair Frieze that founders Matthew Slotover and Amanda Sharp made her the director and boss in September. She proved herself two years ago when she launched a spin-off “grown-up” fair, Frieze Masters, for art from antiquity to the year 2000. The first was a phenomenal success and the second built on that. Siddall is drawing even more heavyweight galleries to Regent’s Park this year. Julia Peyton-Jones Serpentine Gallery, director Hans Ulrich Obrist Serpentine Gallery, co-director, exhibitions and programmes The London art world’s most enterprising pair: Obrist the peripatetic, fast-talking Swiss theorist, Peyton-Jones the glamorous British rock at the heart of the gallery, a supreme fundraiser and underestimated curator. A year on from the opening of the Serpentine Sackler Gallery it’s as if it has always been there. Neil MacGregor British Museum, director A superb ambassador for the arts, he has presided over a 20 per cent surge in visitor numbers in 2013 at the BM, and has a rare gift for bringing antiquities to life as a broadcaster. He has expanded the museum with new galleries in its World Conservation and Exhibitions Centre. Ming: 50 Years That Changed China is now showing at the museum, while his series on German history is on Radio 4. Charles Saumarez Smith Royal Academy of Arts, chief executive As the Royal Academicians who run the RA gain a more contemporary look, with hip photographer Wolfgang Tillmans among the newest recruits, Saumarez Smith is overhauling its exhibitions approach, with new director Tim Marlow brought in from White Cube, as well as overseeing David Chipperfield’s transformation of the RA’s buildings. German artist Anselm Kiefer is the Academy’s autumn blockbuster. Charles Saatchi Collector His gallery, which now draws 1.5 million visitors a year to its Chelsea home, is celebrating its 30th year as a global beacon for contemporary art. The Evening Standard columnist’s knack for buying art — and selling it at the right moment — shows no signs of diminishing. Tracey Emin’s My Bed, bought by Saatchi for £150,000 in 1999, sold for £2.2 million at auction in July. Sir Peter Bazalgette Arts Council, chairman Made his name in TV, running Big Brother production company Endemol, but now he plays a big role in funding all the arts. Under him the Arts Council will have handed close to £2 billion to worthy causes from museums to theatre (Bazalgette used to chair the English National Opera) over five years by 2015. Keeps his hands in TV and advertising with roles on the boards of ITV and pollster YouGov. Grayson Perry Artist One of the country’s best-known artists beyond the art world. His status was confirmed by his Reith lectures last year and he has a second TV series this autumn: Who Are You? which explores British identity. Disgraced ex-politician Chris Huhne is among his sitters. Meanwhile, the self-styled “transvestite potter” regularly tweets from the Perry sofa alongside his psychotherapist wife Philippa. Elizabeth Price Artist NEW ENTRY Winner of the 2012 Turner Prize and the 2013 Contemporary Art Society award, Price has pioneered a cerebral and seductive video art which has gained an international presence and is proving hugely influential. The results of her £60,000 CAS award are shown at the Ashmolean next year. elizabeth-price.jpg Successful: artist Elizabeth Price Mark Leckey Artist Though not as much a household name as media darlings such as Grayson Perry and Damien Hirst, Leckey, a suave Merseysider, could claim to be Britain’s most influential artist. His reflections on media, technology and the power of pop culture have hugely affected young artists who ignore the YBAs. Leckey has big shows in Europe this autumn and next year. Iwona Blazwick Whitechapel Gallery, director Among the most revered of gallery directors by budding curators and international colleagues alike, she marshals an impressive programme at the Whitechapel and champions the emerging and the overlooked in equal measure. Blazwick also sits on the board of the Fourth Plinth commissioning group and is chair of the Mayor’s London Cultural Strategy Group. Chris Hammond MOT International gallery, director NEW ENTRY At the helm of one of the most influential commercial galleries in the UK, famous for its integrity and forward-thinking ideas. The last two Turner Prize winners, Elizabeth Price and Laure Prouvost, were both represented by Hammond, who began MOT as an artist-run space in Hackney more than a decade ago. Anita Zabludowicz Zabludowicz Collection, co-founder Proud Geordie Zabludowicz is one of the most prominent collectors and philanthropists on the UK art scene, alongside her Finnish husband Poju, who largely avoids the limelight. Zabludowicz has a strong track record for showing young talent, which she finds on the exhausting, jetsetting art trails she documents in an art diary on her website. Chris Dercon Tate Modern, director Directors at Tate Modern are destined to be in Nicholas Serota’s shadow, but Dercon continues to oversee a dynamic international programme at the gallery, as well as help in the mammoth process of raising money for Tate Modern 2. Undoubtedly, the true test of the affable Belgian’s vision will be when that 22,500 sq m building opens in 2016. In the meantime, exhibitions of Alexander Calder and Agnes Martin await next year. Margot Heller South London Gallery, director NEW ENTRY Consistently pushing her gallery to punch above its weight, Heller brings the latest art to Camberwell — with a distinctly international flavour, from a recent group show of Iraqi artists to a show by Israeli-born Uri Aran. And she gets big hitters, too: this autumn, the gallery hosts the enigmatic text works of the legendary US conceptual artist Lawrence Weiner. Laure Prouvost Artist NEW ENTRY A surprise winner of the Turner Prize last year, the London-based French video and installation artist charmed everyone by cradling her baby daughter on the podium. At the forefront of artists working across different media, as she proved with a show at the ultra-hip New Museum in New York earlier this year — and the exhibitions in Paris, Brussels, Naples, Mexico City and Berlin that followed it. Joe Scotland Studio Voltaire, director NEW ENTRY Brilliant, entrepreneurial director has put this small Clapham gallery on the map and attracted support from the art-world elite. His House of Voltaire pop-up stores with limited edition artworks are inspired fundraisers for the gallery, and he recently launched its first kickstarter campaign to raise funds for performance artist Marvin Gaye Chetwynd’s latest work, which premiered this month. Yuri Pattison Artist NEW ENTRY Part of trendy Peckham collective Lucky PDF, and key figure in the “post-internet” generation of artists in London. His latest project was a brilliant synthesis of archival data from the 1991 Russian coup, using a prototype for the internet, and intercepted communications between US soldier Bradley Manning and his confidant/betrayer. Roger Tatley Marian Goodman Gallery London, director NEW ENTRY A consistent presence on the UK art scene over the past decade, Tatley, a former art magazine editor, has the task of leading the London operation of the latest big-hitting US gallery to arrive in the West End. The gallery, in a David Adjaye-converted building in Golden Square, Soho, opened in time for the Frieze Art Fair in October. Ben Vickers Serpentine Gallery, curator of digital NEW ENTRY This dynamic young curator is the first dedicated digital art specialist in any of the major UK art galleries, but much more besides — he is at the forefront of new developments of online art and culture, behind the unMonastery, a fusion of a monastic order and hacker community, and a member of the think-tank Edgeryders. Outspoken and expert in his field, he is a keen tweeter. Stephen Deuchar The Art Fund, director The Art Fund’s journey from a fusty but important organisation saving Britain’s heritage to a campaigning body for both historic and contemporary art in British life is reflected in their new HQ in the dynamic arts quarter in King’s Cross. Deuchar has led the organisation to double its membership in the past few years, and is outspoken on issues such as government cuts and the practice of museum “deaccessioning” — the removal or selling-off of items from a museum’s collection. Jay Jopling White Cube galleries, owner The dapper old Etonian has paused for breath after the recent expansion of his empire into São Paulo and Hong Kong. But he continues to be among London’s premier art dealers, showing YBA veterans, emerging talent and key international figures such as Andreas Gursky and Christian Marclay. He has also invested in increasingly significant online auctioneer Paddle8, the company his partner Hikari Yokoyama helped him to set up. Dasha Zhukova Collector and gallery director Roman Abramovich’s partner’s taste in art landed her in hot water earlier this year after she did a photo shoot inexplicably seated on the artist Bjarne Melgaard’s chair featuring a sexually subjugated black woman. Yet she and Abramovich are among London’s top collectors, and are a consistent presence on the UK art scene. Sarah Lucas Artist NEW ENTRY As other Young British Artists of her generation drift into self-parody and comfortable middle age, Lucas retains her edge, and her uncompromising and bawdy work has made her the favourite YBA for many younger artists. She will occupy the British Pavilion in the art world’s most prestigious event, the Venice Biennale, next summer. Lives between Dalston and Benjamin Britten’s old house in Suffolk. Penelope Curtis Tate Britain, director A year of mixed fortunes for Curtis, as her rehung and spruced-up gallery was shortlisted for the Art Fund’s Museum of the Year prize, but critics called for her head over the quality of her exhibition programme. There’s no doubt that Curtis has a big year ahead, but shows of Barbara Hepworth and Frank Auerbach in 2015 should help. Polly Staple Chisenhale Gallery, director The Chisenhale has long been an essential East End space for new art, but Staple, a former Frieze Art Fair curator, has nudged its relevance up a further notch. Repeatedly, artists shown here appear in museums in London — and across the world — within a couple of years. Quite simply, if you want to see where art’s heading, make for Chisenhale Road. Ed Atkins Artist While queues swelled at the Serpentine with visitors keen to be touched by the messianic performance artist Marina Abramović, over the bridge in the new Serpentine Sackler Gallery were Atkins’s fascinating HD videos, texts and photographs. Only four years out of art school, his rise has been startling and, this year alone, he has had shows in Zurich, Paris, Basel and Mainz as well as London. Antony Gormley Artist He found another spectacular setting for his multi-figure artworks this year — the Mardalsfossen waterfall, some 750 metres high, in Norway. He is also an advocate for the value of art in society, giving 100 prints to help raise funds for the Art Everywhere project, which places art on billboard sites. Wife Vicken Parsons also exhibited her paintings and sculpture this year. Gregor Muir Institute of Contemporary Arts, director A confidant and chronicler of the YBAs who later became a Tate curator and commercial gallery director, Muir seems to have found his home at the ICA, where the programme is harking back to the institute’s radical early days. Among the key elements is an offsite programme, including events this autumn at the Old Selfridges Hotel. Sadie Coles Gallerist At the core of the YBA explosion and still on top after 20 years, Coles has a new gallery near Carnaby Street, one of the most beautiful, day-lit spaces in London. Married to the photographer Juergen Teller, she continues to represent some of her original roster, including Sarah Lucas, but consistently shows new artists such as US painter Ryan Sullivan and Brazilian Adriano Costa. Martha Fiennes Artist NEW ENTRY Sister of Ralph and Joseph, and initially a movie-maker, Fiennes has pioneered a new digital technology she calls SLOimage, and the first film she made using it, Nativity, appeared at the National Gallery this year. “I tentatively dare to suggest it might be a new medium,” she said. Martha-Fiennes.jpg Pioneer: Martha Fiennes (Picture: Rebecca Reid) James Lingwood Michael Morris Artangel, co-directors Ex-ICA curators Lingwood and Morris are among London’s most visionary curators. This year, they have produced Ryoji Ikeda’s magical Spectra, which sent a column of light into the sky to mark the centenary of World War I, and Saskia Olde Wolbers’s ghostly occupation of Van Gogh’s former home near Brixton. Artangel is a great British institution. Henry Wyndham Sotheby’s, chairman Known more for his prowess in auctions of the Old Masters, Wyndham took on modern art for the first time this year, and hammered down multi-million sales on Picasso and Matisse with the same aplomb. Sotheby’s announced a record increase in sales this year, but challenges still await — arch-competitor Christie’s is perceived as having the edge in the burgeoning field of online sales, so Sotheby’s has created a partnership with eBay. Jussi Pylkkänen Christie’s Europe, president Smooth Finn at the helm of the European operation of the ever-growing auction house. Regarded by many as the world’s best auctioneer, his prowess with the gavel was shown in May when he oversaw Christie’s post-war and contemporary art evening sales in New York, hammering down $879.5 million, the highest auction total in art market history. Ralph Rugoff Hayward Gallery, director Justifiably shortlisted for Museum of the Year this year, the Hayward is on a roll thanks to its quietly dynamic American leader, who combines an encyclopaedic knowledge of new art with a distinctly populist touch. The gallery’s summer exhibition, The Human Factor, dedicated to figurative art, was a triumph, and Mirrorcity, a show of 23 London artists, premiered this month. Iwan Wirth Hauser & Wirth, president Although his latest gallery is in rural Somerset, and his Piccadilly gallery has closed, Wirth remains arguably the most powerful figure in the commercial art world in London, representing numerous key international artists — Mark Wallinger is the latest big name to join the Swiss’s gallery. Meanwhile, Wirth plans to develop an industrial quarter of Los Angeles into a vast arts centre. Martin Roth Victoria & Albert Museum, director The German must be bracing himself for the crowds when he unveils the V&A’s Alexander McQueen exhibition next year as he maintains the museum’s recent habit of staging big-hitting popular culture and fashion exhibitions. He’s also outspoken, recently lamenting design’s absence from the national curriculum in an article in the Evening Standard. He is overseeing the Exhibition Road Project to give a swanky new courtyard and entrance to the museum. Holly Willats Art Licks, director NEW ENTRY This young curator, the daughter of artist Stephen Willats, is behind the Art Licks Weekend, a festival of art events in October in south and east London. The festival features young artists, curators and collectives who she defines as “risk takers”, reflecting the art world outside the commercial gallery. Literati Charlie Redmayne HarperCollins, chief executive Savvy media man who has impressed Rupert Murdoch’s top team. After a spell at BSkyB, he became digital director of Harper Collins, before quitting to launch online brand Pottermore for JK Rowling. Returned last year following the abrupt exit of Victoria Barnsley. Believes storytelling is key to successful publishing. His favourite author is Bernard Cornwell. Well-connected, he was at Eton with David Cameron, served in the Irish Guards and is the older half-brother of actor Eddie. Tim Hely Hutchinson Hachette Livre UK, chief executive. The Eton and Oxford-educated younger son of the Earl of Donoughmore has a reputation for backing bestsellers, from Donna Tartt to Robert Galbraith. His empire is growing, thanks to two buy-outs this year of indie publishers Constable & Robinson and Quercus, and is now all under one roof, in luxe new premises at Carmelite Riverside overlooking the Thames, with offices on eight floors and two roof terraces. His US counterparts at Hachette have been at war with Amazon. Tom Weldon Penguin Random House UK, chief executive Runs the British arm of the world’s biggest publishing house, following last year’s merger of Penguin and Random, dubbed Randy Penguin. Weldon grew up in London, studied history at Oxford, then joined Macmillan as a graduate trainee. It was love at first print; the rest is history. He’s often stated that he’s driven by a passion for gambling and betting, whether on horses, dogs or books. It’s all about taking risks. JK Rowling Novelist After The Casual Vacancy, her first post-Harry Potter novel, met a cool reception, JKR published a crime thriller featuring a one-legged detective, under the pseudonym of Robert Galbraith. The Cuckoo’s Calling had been well-received, but became an instant bestseller once its author’s true identity was revealed. The follow-up, The Silkworm, has done just as well. The day before the book launched, she caused a Twitter storm by donating £1 million to the Better Together campaign against Scottish independence. Ursula Mackenzie Little, Brown, chief executive Known for her forthright, jolly demeanour, Mackenzie is arguably the most powerful woman in British publishing as other senior women have stepped back or moved on. The former lecturer in English and American Literature at the University of Hong Kong joined Little, Brown as chief executive in 2006. Its most recent bestseller is crime writer Robert Galbraith, pseudonym of JK Rowling. Baroness Rebuck Penguin Random House, chairman Rebuck, formerly Dame Gail, was made a Labour life peer this summer. The grande dame of British publishing, she relinquished her chief executive’s role at Random House after the Penguin merger to become chairman. The widow of the late polling guru Lord Gould grew up in a house without books and started her career as a production assistant. A long-time champion of women writers, from Susie Orbach to EL James. Neil Blair Blair Partnership, founder NEW ENTRY The power behind JK Rowling nurtured her at the Christopher Little Literary Agency and took her with him when he set up his own boutique agency, The Blair Partnership, in 2011. An expert in litigation, he studied law at Oxford before joining Linklaters and working as European head of business affairs at Warner Bros. Known as the ultimate negotiator. Jonny Geller Curtis Brown, joint chief executive A 360-degree super-agent who represents big “sleb” authors including John le Carré, David Nicholls and William Boyd. A darling of the glitterati, he’s constantly winning industry awards and admitted that the key to his success is letting other people shine without feeling diminished. Geller had a rocky career start, failing both as a textured wall coatings salesman and an actor before making it as an agent. Keen tweeter, with a big following. Ed Victor Literary agent The tough Bronx-born veteran still holds sway, with a client list that reads like a literary Who’s Who and includes entire families: Lawsons Nigel, Nigella and Dominic, Frasers Natasha and Rebecca, Rogers Ruthie and Richard. And then there are the estates of the rich and famous including Raymond Chandler and David Frost. David Walliams Children’s author NEW ENTRY The multi-talented Little Britain TV comic has proved he’s more than a one-hit wonder, with seven best-selling titles for children so far. Books typically feature bullied pre-pubescents, just as Walliams was, and have been favourably compared to Roald Dahl. Sales are soaring for his publisher HarperCollins, thanks to Walliams’s original writing and tireless self-promotion, together with Quentin Blake’s illustrations. Nigel Newton Bloomsbury, chief executive In an industry many see as in decline, Bloomsbury’s profits continue to rise, with founder Newton at the helm for nearly three decades. The American has successfully overseen its digital expansion and new projects including Drama Online and an online directory of fashion information. Harry Potter may no longer command the sales it did, but as chefs are the new rock stars, Bloomsbury can look to Heston Blumenthal, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Tom Kerridge. David Nicholls Author NEW ENTRY Screenwriter, novelist and ex-actor Nicholls broke through in 2009 with One Day, and then turned it into an equally successful film with Anne Hathaway released in 2011. His follow-up, Us, came out this autumn and now it has hit the bestseller list, Hollywood is said to be calling. Raised in Hampshire, he lives in north London. Julia Kingsford Charlie Campbell Kingsford Campbell, co-founders After launching World Book Night, Kingsford stepped down as chief executive this year to set up her own literary and marketing agency, Kingsford Campbell, together with Charlie Campbell, formerly a lieutenant for Ed Victor. She’s the marketing brains, while Campbell has literary form as former deputy editor of the Literary Review and organiser of the Bad Sex Awards. They are also marketing ValoBox, a new digital pay-as-you-go reading platform. James Daunt Waterstones, managing director The former ship’s purser and banker achieved fame with the establishment of London’s first boutique chain of eponymous bookshops, Daunts, but was then hired by Russian billionaire mogul Alexander Mamut to overhaul the larger chain that is Waterstones. Daunt believes that offering curated reading lists, books from indie publishers and a competitive website are key to survival in the face of Amazon. Mary Berry Author She’s taken over from Delia Smith as the nation’s favourite cook, having rekindled her career as a judge of TV’s The Great British Bake Off. Now we can’t get enough of Berry’s reliable recipes, winning smile and lemon drizzle traybake. Her website answers such essential dilemmas as “why do my cakes always seem too dry?”. This year sees the launch of her first solo TV series with lucrative tie-in publications. Louise Moore Michael Joseph, managing director NEW ENTRY In charge of Penguin’s commercial arm, Moore’s stable includes Marian Keyes, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson and Ant and Dec, but the bread and butter comes from the increasingly lucrative TV tie-in cookbook market, with tomes from Jamie Oliver and Mary Berry romping ahead, P-Middy less so. Has recently acquired Bake Off comedian Sue Perkins’s memoir for publication next year. Richard Beswick Little, Brown and Abacus, managing director NEW ENTRY Responsible for publishing Donna Tartt’s The Goldfinch this side of the Atlantic, Beswick is as well respected for his sharp editorial eye as he is for his sartorial taste in shirts. His stable ranges from Alexander McCall Smith and Candace Bushnell to David Sedaris. John Lanchester Author NEW ENTRY Always on the money, Lanchester has enjoyed successful careers in journalism and as a literary novelist. But now he is carving out a new niche as an expert on the global financial crisis, with a dash of humour. First came a novel Capital, then Whoops! and, most recently, How to Speak Money. It’s a language we don’t understand but need to, he says. Married to Anthony Blunt biographer and thriller writer Miranda Carter. Ben Macintyre Author NEW ENTRY The affable, bespectacled Times columnist has notched up a respectable list of best-sellers about 20th century espionage from Agent Zig Zag to Operation Mincemeat. His latest, A Spy Among Friends, about double agent Kim Philby, triumphed despite MI6, CIA and KGB files all remaining closed to him. Married to fellow Times writer and film critic Kate Muir. Donna Tartt Author She produces roughly a novel a decade, with her third, The Goldfinch, rapidly becoming the year’s must-read. It has fiercely divided critics — failing to make this year’s Man Booker longlist, but scooping the Pulitzer Prize. Famously media-shy, Tartt has said she would rather re-read Dickens than try something new. Hilary Mantel Author The double Booker Prize-winner caused a royal fuss last year after calling the Duchess of Cambridge a shop-window mannequin, but bravely refused to apologise. She caused further outrage in some quarters with her new short story The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher this autumn. Yet, like the hero of her novels, Thomas Cromwell, Mantel herself has been garlanded with prizes and become part of the cultural Establishment, being the only living author to have her portrait hanging in the British Library. Carol Ann Duffy Poet Laureate A committed monarchist and the nation’s first female and openly bisexual poet laureate, Duffy was appointed in 2009 and is a tireless campaigner, most recently for making books available to prisoners as well as producing popular verse as and when the occasion demands. This year she commissioned and edited a short volume of poems new and old in commemoration of the Great War, 1914: Poetry Remembers, concluding with one of her own. Caroline Michel PFD, chief executive Well-connected Michel has run literary agency PFD since 2007 after two decades in publishing at Random House and HarperCollins. Clients include Simon Schama, William Hague and Lord Coe. Known for her love of Lanvin and Louboutins, she is a trustee of both the Hay Literary Festival and Somerset House. Recently said that what she looks for most when interviewing a prospective employee is somebody who wants her job. Peter Straus Rogers, Coleridge & White, managing director Straus joined RCW more than a decade ago having been at Macmillan and has built up an impressive list of authors, including Carol Ann Duffy, Colm Tóibín and Kate Atkinson. As president of the Association of Author’s Agents, he is also on a mission to help authors survive in the digital age. Key issues include pushing for a 50 per cent e-book royalty rate and encouraging more transparency from retailers and publishers in relation to sales of digital books. Malorie Blackman Children’s Laureate NEW ENTRY The first black, female laureate is a zealous campaigner in favour of ring-fencing library budgets and opposed Michael Gove’s “classics in the classroom” policy. The prolific children/young adults author, best known for her futuristic series Noughts & Crosses, is committed to getting more teens to read and directed the first Young Adult Literature Convention in London this year. Ian McEwan Author McEwan is that rare thing: a literary writer who achieves high sales — thanks partly to the popular film adaptions of Enduring Love and Atonement, with James McAvoy and Keira Knightley. He has produced a consistent stream of highly readable novels, his most recent being this year’s The Children Act. Andrew Roberts Historian Cambridge-educated historian is one of the best-connected Right-wing writers. He has been on first-name terms with everyone from George W Bush to the late Baroness Thatcher. His latest epic biography, Napoleon The Great, follows other well-received histories of the Duke of Wellington, Lord Salisbury and the Second World War. Married to top US Brunswick PR Susan Gilchrist. James Bowen Author and cat lover NEW ENTRY A modern-day Dick Wittington bound for Hollywood via multiple book deals; Bowen is the former homeless junkie whose fortunes changed after he adopted a ginger stray feline called Bob. The pair became an instant tourist sensation, busking in Covent Garden. First came the heart-warming memoir, A Street Cat Named Bob, then the sequels, which have proved publishing gold. James Bowen.jpg Cat fan: James Bowen (Picture: Rebecca Reid) Helen Fielding Novelist NEW ENTRY After years in LA, Fielding bounced back to London last year, returning with her two children and her third, rather more senior, Bridget Jones book. Mad About the Boy sees Fielding’s fictional alter ego, now in her fifties, a widowed mother of two, obsessing about Botox and Twitter; and still looking for a man. Fielding is a leading supporter of the Evening Standard’s Get London reading campaign. Charles Moore Author The former Daily Telegraph and Spectator editor is better known these days as Margaret Thatcher’s biographer, having published the first volume of his monumental authorised life just days after the Iron Lady’s death last year. The book scooped the £10,000 top prize at the Political Book Awards 2014 and Moore is currently working on volume two, due out next year. Sigrid Rausing Publisher The Tetrapak heiress, philanthropist, human rights activist and owner of publishing house and magazine Granta is one of Britain’s wealthiest women. Unassuming, but quietly charismatic, Rausing took back the reins at Granta last year after a mass staff walkout over two redundancies. Is said to own London’s second biggest garden after the Queen, in Holland Park, but doesn’t prune roses herself due to having back problems. When not publishing, she has written Everything Is Wonderful, a memoir of the Estonian Swedes. Edward St Aubyn Author After transforming his own appalling experiences of a sexually abusive father into the brilliant Melrose novels, St Aubyn has turned his razor-sharp pen to the world of literary prizes. Some have wondered if his new novel, Lost for Words, isn’t revenge for never having won the Booker. Ironically, it scooped this year’s Wodehouse Prize. Zadie Smith Author The Willesden-born author splits her time between teaching in New York and her roots in NW6, speaking up on issues from whether mothers can be good writers to saving Willesden Library. A devotee of Game of Thrones, she has said that literary writers underestimate the importance of plot at their peril, and is hard at work on a science fiction romp inspired by Ursula Le Guin. Favours clothes from Topshop and large-framed spectacles. Martin Amis Novelist Once the enfant terrible of London novelists, he has morphed into a grumpy old man, much like his late father Kingsley. Yet Amis still commands attention like few other English writers with his willingness to tackle difficult subjects such as the behaviour of Islamic terrorists, which he dubbed “horrorism”. But his latest book, The Zone of Interest, which is set in Auschwitz and uses comedy to tackle the Holocaust, showed he can still cause controversy. Caitlin Moran Author Famous for pulling faces, standing on chairs and tweeting, Times columnist Moran is literary Marmite. While many critics applauded her comical memoir-cum-polemic, How to be a Woman, the jury seems to be out on her most recent book, How To Build a Girl, billed as a novel though clearly autobiographical. caitlin-moran_1.jpg Funny lady: Caitlin Moran (Picture: Getty) Antony Beevor Author A former officer with the 11th Hussars who served in England and Germany for five years before resigning his commission, he has penned a string of well-received history books. His latest on the Ardennes Offensive of 1944 is coming out next spring. Married to Artemis Cooper. Kate Mosse Author Mosse hit the jackpot with her bestselling Languedoc trilogy, a steamy historical saga-meets conspiracy thriller, while retaining her literary credentials as co-founder and chair of the Bailey’s Women’s Prize for fiction (formerly the Orange Prize). Awarded an OBE for services to literature last year, since when she has a new novel out, The Taxidermist’s Daughter, a ghost story set in 1912. Nicky Dunne Heywood Hill, bookseller Has taken the classy, old-fashioned Mayfair bookstore into a new, profitable era by offering lots of ritzy extra services, from curated book lists and literary gift boxes to personalised antiquarian libraries. He also arranges readings from his A-list actor friends and neighbours in the shop’s charmingly antiquated surroundings, where Nancy Mitford once tended the tills. Known for its aristocratic customer base, it’s no surprise that the Queen is said to be a fan and has awarded the shop a Royal Warrant. Simon Sebag Montefiore Author Dashing historian who has written vividly about Russian history from Catherine the Great to Stalin, and is currently working on a major history of the Romanovs. Television loves him and he has just sold a new TV mini series about Jerusalem, which he describes as “a real-life Game of Thrones”. Married to novelist Santa and is extremely well-connected, with grand friends who include Charles and Camilla. Andrew Kidd Folio Prize, founder NEW ENTRY After accusing the 2011 Man Booker Prize of dumbing down, the steel-haired agent set up a “more literary” literary prize, open to all UK-published books written in English, regardless of the authors’ nationality. The Folio Society sponsors the £40,000 prize, won this year by American George Saunders, since when the Man Booker rules have also changed to include non-British authors. Cathy Rentzenbrink Quick Reads Project, director Known as the patron saint of adult literacy, Rentzenbrink was inspired to champion her cause after seeing her father’s struggle with books and witnessing the high levels of illiteracy in prisons. She has just sold a memoir to Picador about her brother, who was knocked down by a car and left in a permanent vegetative state at the age of 16. After eight years she and her family won the case for him to be allowed to die. AN Wilson Author Former Evening Standard literary editor who is known for his waspish but witty views and his ability to write at great speed. His books include a thoughtful biography of Sir John Betjeman and a history of The Victorians. He has parlayed that into a new, mighty biography of Queen Victoria. How To Read The Bible is due next year. Rebecca Nicolson Short Books, publisher The granddaughter of Vita Sackville-West and Harold Nicolson — and the younger sister of author Adam — Nicolson set up her own publishing house, Short Books, in 2001, since when she’s had a mix of hits and misses, coaxing titles from friends and relatives. Last year’s Mimi Spencer bestseller The Fast Diet Book changed her fortunes almost overnight and has resulted in several Fast spinoffs. Married to Ed Miliband’s spin doctor, Tom Baldwin. Ion Trewin Booker Prize Foundation, literary director The mischievous, charismatic ex-literary editor of The Times, former Weidenfeld and Nicolson publisher and authorised biographer of the late Alan Clark, Trewin is one of the great fixtures of the London books scene. Much of the credit for keeping the Booker relevant and talked-about is down to him. Peter Florence Hay Festival, director The energetic founder of the Hay Festival now runs a global empire. While Hay in Wales in May remains the most established for the literati to congregate, Florence has taken the model to far-flung corners of the world, from Colombia to Kenya and Mexico to the Maldives, helping to export London writers to a global audience. William Sieghart Forward Poetry Prize, director Entrepreneur, philanthropist and publisher who believes in the positive power of poetry. He set up the Winning Words poetry project for the London Olympics and is chairing a report commissioned by the Department for Culture, Media and Sport looking at the future of our public libraries. Has written a book on golf and is involved in numerous good causes. Made money setting up a marketing agency which he sold to WPP. James Runcie Southbank Centre, head of literature and spoken word The son of the former Archbishop of Canterbury, James Runcie runs the literary side of the Southbank and also has sidelines as a novelist, film-maker, TV producer and theatre director. This autumn the six-part ITV series Grantchester will be released, based on Runcie’s book about a clergyman detective in the village in the 1950s. Tania Harrison Latitude Festival, arts director NEW ENTRY As art director of the music-based Latitude Festival in Southwold, Harrison has helped create a gutsy alternative to the usual suspects at Hay and Cheltenham. Think up-and-coming writers, storytellers, performance rappers and poets. She’s known for clinching deals with agents over espresso martinis at The Groucho Club and catching the last Tube to her Wood Green home. Amanda Ridout Head of Zeus, chief executive NEW ENTRY The former HarperCollins and Phaidon Press executive has stepped into the role vacated by Anthony Cheetham, who remains chairman, with a mission to take the fledgling, boutique publishing house into a lucrative digital future. Head of Zeus publishes commercial e-books on everything from dangerous dating to sword ’n’ sandal sagas, with sales at nearly two million. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. The 1000 The 1000: London's most influential people 2014 - Screensavers London’s hot-bed of television talent, both on-screen and behind the camera, is the source of one of the UK’s great exports. No wonder American broadcasters are swooping in to buy up some of our most-prized assets * Thursday 16 October 2014 18:42 BST * Doctor no. 12: Peter Capaldi (Picture: BBC/Guy Levy) BBC/Guy Levy TV Drama Peter Capaldi Actor This year Capaldi became the 12th actor to play Doctor Who on TV — his second truly iconic screen character, after Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It. Top facts about Capaldi: as a teenage fan he pestered the Doctor Who production office and fan club so much they wished that the Daleks would exterminate him; and he won an Oscar in 1994 for his short film, Franz Kafka’s It’s a Wonderful Life. Ben Stephenson BBC Drama Commissioning, controller Probably the most powerful man in British drama, Stephenson has been controller of drama commissioning on all the BBC’s channels and online since 2008. He only joined the Corporation in 2004 after stints at Granada and Channel 4. The Fall, Sherlock, Happy Valley, and the best one-off dramas all come under his ambit. Olivia Colman Actress Comedy spoof The Five(-ish) Doctors had a brilliant gag: Colman complaining she couldn’t get a part in the 50th anniversary episode of Doctor Who, “and I’m in everything”. It’s funny because it’s true: Peep Show, Broadchurch, Twenty Twelve, Rev — the multiple Bafta and Broadcasting Press Guild winner’s presence in a show is a virtual guarantee of quality. A film adaptation of the stage hit London Road is forthcoming. Stephen Moffat Writer NEW ENTRY Famously the man who turned down Spielberg (he declined to work on Tintin due to his Doctor Who commitments), Moffat took over the revived Time Lord’s adventures from Russell T Davies, and delivered the latest incarnation by Peter Capaldi. Also in the works is a Christmas special for his triumphantly rebooted Sherlock (he won an Emmy for it this year). Mark Gatiss Writer and actor NEW ENTRY He writes novels as well as scripts, acts on stage as well as the screen, presents horror documentaries and has had a hand as writer, producer and performer in three of the most significant TV series of the past 20 years: the League of Gentlemen, Doctor Who and Sherlock. Next up: a role in the BBC adaptation of Mapp and Lucia. Where does he find the time? Hugh Bonneville Actor It is likely that the defining role of energetic Bonneville’s career will be that of Robert, the benign Earl of Grantham in Downton Abbey, but he also brought his air of hapless decency to the part of Ian Fletcher in the Olympic and BBC spoofs Twenty Twelve and W1A. He was great in Rev too — and can be heard alongside Tom Hollander amid the voice cast of the Paddington film. Emilia Clarke Actress NEW ENTRY Amid the countless British thespians in American HBO fantasy epic Game of Thrones, London-born Clarke became the standout star, in the role of the dragon-mistress warlady Daenerys Targaryen. Cast in the role pretty much straight out of drama school (her bit-part in Doctors was decidedly low-key) she is shooting Terminator: Genesis, in the role of Sarah Connor, alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger. 463568369.jpg Screen sensation: Emilia Clarke (Picture: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty) Chris Chibnall Writer NEW ENTRY Self-effacing Chibnall, a graduate of the forcing ground for writers and actors that is Doctor Who, became a household name with must-see ITV seaside murder drama Broadchurch, the second series of which is in the pipeline. He has also executive-produced the American remake, Gracepoint, and given us Great Train Robbery dramas from the coppers’ and the crooks’ perspective. Philip Glenister Actor NEW ENTRY With a flair for playing warm-hearted rough diamonds, Glenister is the natural heir to John Thaw. He already had starring roles in Coupling, Roger Roger and State of Play under his belt when he essayed the role for which he became most treasured — that of Gene Hunt in Life on Mars and then Ashes to Ashes. More recently, he’s given us Mad Dogs, Big School and From There to Here. Tamsin Greig Actress Her place in the pantheon of British broadcasting culture is secure thanks to her turn as Debbie in The Archers, but Greig is also one of the sharpest, smartest actors working in TV drama (Emma, The Diary of Anne Frank) and comedy (Green Wing, Friday Night Dinner, Episodes). In December she makes her musical debut in a West End adaptation of Almodovar’s Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. David Tennant Actor Everything the gracious, enthusiastic Tennant touches turns to gold (well, almost — we’ll forget the Virgin Media ads). He revamped Doctor Who after Christopher Ecclestone quit the role, used his fame in the part to draw new audiences to Shakespeare on stage and screen, and appeared in both Broadchurch and its American remake Gracepoint. Lord Fellowes Writer Who remembers Julian Fellowes’s turn as an actor, or even as the author of the novel Snobs? These days he’s fixed in the popular imagination as the creator of five series of Downton Abbey, repackaging the British class system for a hungry international audience — and as a fully fledged member of the great and the good. His miniseries of Titanic also sold well overseas. Billie Piper Actress Good grief, she’s only just turned 32, but Piper has already packed in a lot, parlaying her teenage pop stardom into an acting career that hit twin early heights with Secret Diary of a Call Girl and Doctor Who. This year she was seen in Penny Dreadful, and onstage in the National Theatre’s hacking drama Great Britain. She also has two children with husband Laurence Fox. AN52482020LONDON-ENGLAND---.jpg Talented: Billie Piper (Picture: Dave Benett) Jed Mercurio Writer NEW ENTRY A saturnine Lancastrian, Mercurio is a writer-producer-director for the small screen and a novelist to boot. He scored early hits with Bodies and Cardiac Arrest and most recently thrilled audiences with a second series of Line of Duty that was as good as, but utterly different from, the first. Two further series are due, and Mercurio is also showrunner for forthcoming Sky medical drama Critical. Damian Lewis Actor Lewis’s breakout role was in Band of Brothers but his apotheosis as an international star was as the suspicious Brody in Homeland. Married to actress Helen McCrory, the pair filmed US drama To Appomattox together. Tom Hollander Actor He played Dylan Thomas this year for the BBC and will soon be seen in Tulip Fever on the big screen, but it’s with Rev, which he starred in and co-created, that Hollander hit the jackpot. The travails of inner city vicar Adam Smallbone were funny, touching, thoughtful, profound. Bonus fact: Hollander does occasional voices for savage US animation series American Dad! Maxine Peake Actor NEW ENTRY Arguably taking the baton from Sarah Lancashire, Peake’s presence in a drama is pretty much a guarantee of quality. As well as appearing in Dinnerladies, Shameless, The Village and Silk, Peake is a writer and director, and an associate of Manchester’s Royal Exchange. Zawe Ashton Actress and writer A writer (she is under commission from the Bush Theatre) as well as an actress, Ashton was wonderful in Dreams of a Life, and one of the better things in the St Trinian’s sequel on the big screen. But it was Vod in Channel 4’s Fresh Meat that she really made her mark and she will soon be seen as a divorced and unhappily relocated civil servant in new C4 comedy CUT. Zawe Ashton.jpg Talented: Zawe Ashton (Picture: Rebecca Reid) Eve Best Actress NEW ENTRY It has been a slow rise for west London-born Best, who hit top form in BBC drama The Honourable Woman. She has shown her versatility in roles from dark US series Nurse Jackie to Wallis Simpson in The King’s Speech. TV Comedy Armando Iannucci Screenplay writer The Scottish satirist has balanced performing and producing during his career, but latterly has spent more time behind the screen on American political satire Veep, which swiftly followed the success of its UK cousin, The Thick Of It (with fewer expletives). As someone who has worked with Stewart Lee, Steve Coogan and Chris Morris, Iannucci remains at the heart of quality comedy broadcasting. Armando-Iannucci_Julia-Louis-Dreyfuss.jpg Funny pair: Armando Iannucci and Julia-Louis Dreyfuss (Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty) Julia-Louis Dreyfuss Actress NEW ENTRY Dreyfus has become one of US comedy’s most cherishable female comedians. She might still be best known as Elaine from Seinfeld but Iannucci spotted her brilliance and impeccable timing for a role she was born to play, Deputy President Selina Meyer in HBO’s Veep — including a London episode in which she got caught out in a London pub. Ian Hislop Private Eye, editor A star of the BBC’s Have I Got News For You for nearly a quarter of a century, but his commitment to satire goes back even further. He worked for Private Eye straight after Oxford and has been editor since 1986. Proved he has lost none of his edge with the “Woman Has Baby” cover, when Kate gave birth to Prince George, and controversially portrayed Rebekah Brooks as a Halloween horror figure at the start of the hacking trial. Victoria Coren Mitchell Columnist and presenter NEW ENTRY There are not many comic writers who can also claim to be high-rolling card sharps. Observer columnist Coren became the first two-time winner of the European Poker Tour in April, collecting a £400,000 pot — having become the tournament’s first female winner in 2006. Presumably BBC4 pays her slightly less for hosting cult quiz Only Connect. Married to comedian David Mitchell. Steve Coogan Comedian and actor NEW ENTRY Alan Partridge’s creator finally proved that there was more to him than a spoof DJ when he co-wrote, produced and starred in the Oscar-nominated Philomena. Coogan has also recently revealed a serious side, being a driving force behind Hacked Off, the campaign for statutory press regulation, and becoming a patron of Index on Censorship. On TV, his gastronomic The Trip to Italy with Rob Brydon was a mould-breaking delight. Bridget Christie Comedian and broadcaster NEW ENTRY The winner of the 2013 Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award has become the flag-bearer for feminism in stand-up comedy. The Gloucester-born gagsmith is equally adept at whimsical jokes and taking a firm stand against female genital mutiliation. Christie and husband Stewart Lee are the power couple of radical humour. Jack Whitehall Comedian The last year has pretty much been world domination as usual for Whitehall. He played his first headline shows at the O₂ Arena and had television hits with Bad Education, Fresh Meat and the chat show Backchat, in which he co-starred with his curmudgeonly father Michael. The only blip was the failure of American TV to commission a US version of Bad Education. James Corden Actor and presenter Who would have thought the tubby Hazlemere schoolkid would conquer stage and screen? Having notched up awards for Gavin & Stacey and One Man, Two Guvnors, he co-devised and co-starred in BBC comedy-thriller The Wrong Mans and this Christmas he appears alongside Meryl Streep and Johnny Depp in Disney’s Into The Woods. Has given up presenting The Brits music awards to take on a US chat show. Rob Brydon Comedian and presenter NEW ENTRY The former voice of Toilet Duck commercials has become one of broadcasting’s most ubiquitous stars. His appearance alongside Steve Coogan in The Trip to Italy cemented his status as an artful actor. Unlike Coogan, however, Brydon can also be a mainstream entertainer, hosting the Saturday night game show The Guess List. If he masters dancing he could be the new Bruce Forsyth. Jessica Hynes Actress NEW ENTRY Anyone who has ever dealt with PR companies could only watch Hynes’s pin-point portrayal of Siobhan Sharpe in Olympic satire Twenty Twelve and BBC mockumentary W1A through their fingers, such was its painful accuracy. The award-winning star who first broke through alongside Simon Pegg in Spaced is one of our most versatile comic actors, creating each new role with forensic precision. Sally Phillips Actress NEW ENTRY Posh friends seem to be a speciality for Phillips. She played Miranda Hart’s chum Tilly in Miranda and Shazza in Bridget Jones’s Diary, but there is so much more to the Smack the Pony clown, whose first big break was as a giggling receptionist in I’m Alan Partridge. Surely it’s only a matter of time before a TV company turns her Radio 4 hit, Clare In the Community, into a primetime sitcom. Harry Enfield Comedian, writer NEW ENTRY The impressionist who gave the world Loadsamoney back in the Eighties returned to form in 2014 with his satirical tribute to BBC2 with Paul Whitehouse, Harry and Paul’s Story of the Twos. Enfield’s impression of Simon Schama was so pin-sharp it would not be a surprise if he starts being invited to host history documentaries. Miranda Hart Comedian In March, Hart became the first female stand-up to headline the O2 Arena. She has made an art out of falling over and plans to make more episodes of her eponymous sitcom in the future. When she was on Desert Island Discs in December 2013 one of her choices was the Morecambe and Wise theme, Bring Me Sunshine. It could be this slapstick sunshine-bringer’s theme too. Hugo Rifkind Times writer NEW ENTRY The columnist and TV critic can be both playful and lacerating, musing on subjects as diverse as gay marriage and climate change. A compilation of his columns, My Week: The Secret Diaries Of Almost Everyone, was published last year. He is partial to a prank and once inserted fake information into the Wikipedia entry on Queen Victoria. Michael McIntyre Comedian The mainstream funnyman makes millions giggle. Those who criticise him are most probably merely envious of his success, which he only earned after years of struggle. He makes no pretence of being revolutionary but he is hugely skilled — it takes lots of effort to make stand-up appear this easy. In 2015 he sets out on his biggest tour yet, filling more arenas with laughter. Miles Jupp Actor and writer Some comedians explode onto the scene, some make it by stealth. Jupp is one of the latter. The impeccably well-mannered divinity graduate is a regular on panel games and has become familiar to millions as Nigel in the sitcom Rev. Children already know him as Balamory’s Archie the Inventor. He has been known to swear and get angry on-screen, of course, but never as Archie. Charlie Brooker Comedian and screenplay writer From humble origins as a computer games reviewer, Brooker has risen to become one of television’s most important figures, as a critic in his pithy Guardian columns, as a writer with his dystopian Black Mirror satires and as a comedic commentator on C4’s 10 O’Clock Show and BBC2’s Weekly Wipe. Always entertaining, invariably provocative, a welcome bit of grit in the wheels of the smooth world of showbiz. TV Chiefs Gavin Patterson BT, chief executive Slick BT veteran who landed the top job at the telecom giant a year ago and has parked his tanks firmly on rival Sky’s lawn by snapping up all the European Champions League live TV rights. A battle royal is expected between BT and Sky over the next Premier League auction. Patterson’s bet on free football for broadband customers has paid off, with rising subscribers and revenues. GAVIN-PATTERSON.jpg Slick guy: Gavin Patterson (Picture: Daniel Hambury/Stella Pictures) Lord Hall BBC, director-general The popular and unflappable chief of the Beeb comes with bags of experience but is finding it tough as he heads off rows over everything from cuts in the BBC newsroom to aerial coverage of a police raid on Sir Cliff Richard’s home. His worry is winning a new licence fee settlement by 2017 amid political pressure to end the compulsory levy. The former Royal Opera boss will already be thinking about his legacy as he turns 64 next year. Jeremy Darroch BSkyB, chief executive The no-nonsense boss of Britain’s biggest pay-TV firm since 2007, he has quietly pulled off a major coup by taking control of Sky Deutschland and Sky Italia in a £5 billion deal that makes the enlarged company Europe’s biggest broadcaster. Darroch has kept top shareholder Rupert Murdoch happy by pushing Sky into broadband, apps and online streaming to fend off rivals from BT to Amazon. Has joined the board of Burberry. Rupert Murdoch 21st Century Fox, chief executive, and News Corporation, chairman The top shareholder in Sky, the owner of Fox Studios, and the proprietor of The Sun, The Times and book publisher HarperCollins is indefatigable at 83. He has seen off the worst of the hacking investigation, expanded Sky in Europe, bought romantic books outfit Harlequin and tried to buy Time Warner for $80 billion. Uses Twitter nearly as much as The Sun leader columns to air his views on the Tories, Ukip and Scotland. Adam Crozier ITV, chief executive All the talk is that ITV could be taken over by a big American firm — a tribute to Crozier’s success in turning around Britain’s most popular commercial TV company. He has invested heavily in programme-making arm ITV Studios, especially in America, and increased the focus on upmarket drama such as Downton Abbey and Mr Selfridge, which has pleased advertisers. The canny Scot made £8 million last year as share awards paid off. Kelly Merryman Netflix Europe, head of content acquisition NEW ENTRY House of Cards, Breaking Bad, new Batman spin-off Gotham — if there’s a hot new show on the online streaming service in Europe, Merryman will have had a hand in winning the rights. She is promising to commission more European shows as Netflix expands globally, with analysts estimating the US juggernaut has won three million UK subscribers since launching in 2012. David Abraham Channel 4, chief executive Surprisingly anonymous since taking the helm of Britain’s second biggest state-owned broadcaster in April 2010 but Abraham emerged from the shadows this year. On-screen, Channel 4 had belated success with Benefits Street, Gogglebox and Educating Yorkshire. Gave a powerful MacTaggart Lecture at the Edinburgh TV Festival warning that Britain’s unique creative economy is at risk from American TV and tech giants. Stephen Lambert Studio Lambert, founder NEW ENTRY The man behind Gogglebox has again shown his knack for tapping into the Zeitgeist with this affectionate yet compelling Channel 4 show about families and couples watching telly together during the previous week. Lambert made his name at RDF with shows such as Wife Swap but ran into trouble with the infamous “Queen in a huff” film. With Studio Lambert, which is backed by All3Media, he has bounced back in style. Richard McKerrow Love Productions, co-founder NEW ENTRY Canny producer who, with his business partner and wife Anna Beattie, is behind two of the biggest shows on TV — BBC1’s The Great British Bake-Off, now a global hit, and Channel 4’s Benefits Street, a fly-on-the-wall show about how people struggle to live on benefits in Birmingham, which set the national agenda. BSkyB bought a majority stake this year, valuing Love at around £35 million. Rona Fairhead BBC Trust, chairman NEW ENTRY The former Financial Times Group chief executive has no broadcasting experience but is used to dealing with big beasts in the boardroom at education giant Pearson and HSBC bank. Fairhead, the first woman to chair the Beeb, succeeded Lord Patten who ran into trouble over Savile and executive pay-offs. She has plenty to fix from political doubts about the licence fee to questions about the Trust’s existence. Peter Fincham ITV, director of television No one at ITV has been more important for its creative renaissance as he oversees all programming from X Factor and The Only Way Is Essex to Downton Abbey and Sheridan Smith drama Cilla. While the suits have sorted ITV’s finances, it is former BBC1 boss Fincham who charms the luvvies at the Soho House festival and elsewhere. Earns millions in shares too. Danny Cohen BBC1, director of television Still the Young Turk of the BBC management team at the age of 40, bearded Cohen is the programming supremo who decides when Doctor Who and Strictly air. A former controller of BBC3, he is behind the controversial decision to turn it online-only next year to save costs and court younger viewers — a move that critics say is premature. Married to brainy economist Noreena Hertz. Jay Hunt Channel 4, chief creative officer After several difficult years when former BBC1 boss Hunt struggled to revive Channel 4’s fortunes, things have finally begun to fall into place. Gogglebox, Benefits Street, Educating Yorkshire and the Paralympics are among her credits. Australian-born and Cambridge-educated, she has a reputation for being demanding, but is impossible to ignore with a £500 million budget for UK-originated shows. Elisabeth Murdoch Shine, founder Rupert Murdoch’s second eldest daughter has won admirers for building a production powerhouse with Primrose Hill-based Shine, makers of Masterchef and Got to Dance. Her father’s Fox bought Shine in 2011, leading to speculation she could get a bigger role, but she has kept her distance in the wake of the hacking scandal. Her marriage to PR man Matthew Freud recently ended. James Purnell BBC, director of strategy & digital Former Labour Culture Secretary who unexpectedly quit politics is now the BBC’s key man in devising a strategy to retain the licence fee. The influential former Blairite aide is regarded warily by some Right-wing critics of the Beeb. Lord Allen Global Radio, chairman He is proving that commercial radio still has a rosy future as Global stations Capital and LBC have gone national — the latter making a name for itself with its Ask Clegg call-in show and Farage vs Clegg debates that are not just broadcast on radio but televised, too. Charles Allen used to run ITV and has sat on the boards of Virgin Media and Big Brother producer Endemol. Tim Davie BBC Worldwide, chief executive Shrewd boss of the Beeb’s £1 billion-a-year commercial business, selling TV shows and merchandise globally. He has been cutting deals, putting Top Gear clips on Twitter and planning the sale of a stake in the BBC America channel to Breaking Bad owner AMC. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Politics Mike Read's Ukip song featuring mock Caribbean accent branded 'racist' and Farage tips it to hit no1 * Robin de Peyer * Monday 20 October 2014 14:08 BST * Backlash: Ukip leader Nigel Farage Chris Radburn/PA Wire A song performed in a mock Caribbean accent which Ukip leader Nigel Farage has backed to top the charts today sparked accusations of racism. The song, by former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read, was endorsed by Mr Farage when he called on his Twitter followers to "help get the Ukip Calypso by The Independents to Number 1." It criticises mainstream political parties for allowing "illegal immigrants in every town", and warns listeners against trusting the Prime Minister's pledges on EU reform. "The British people have been let down, that's why Ukip is making ground. From Crewe to Cleethorpes, from Hull to Hendon, they don't believe Cameron's referendum," sings Read. Mr Farage's endorsement of the song sparked a backlash on Twitter, where one user deemed it "ill-judged, offensive and downright awful." IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/Xqs9OSbWluQ Michael Abberton posted: "The UKIP Calypso... a song about immigration by a party claiming not to be racist, sung by old white man with fake Jamaican accent." Others poked fun at the party's attempts to tackle allegations of racism. One posted: "Because the perfect way of making your party seem not racist is releasing a song sung in a mock Jamaican accent.." Another wrote: "A white guy singing about immigration in a bad Caribbean accent probably isn't the best way to prove you're not racist." Read currently hosts an afternoon show on BBC Berkshire having previously spent more than a decade at Radio 1. Mike-Read.jpg Man behind the music: former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read (Picture: Getty) A BBC spokeswoman said he had not breached guidelines on impartiality by recording the song in support of the anti-EU party. And responding to criticism on social media, the former Conservative supporter dismissed accusations of racism and insisted the song is "political satire". Related links * Ex-Radio 1 DJ Mike Read apologises for 'Ukip Calypso' song after racism row * Ukip song featuring mock Caribbean accent branded 'racist' and Farage tips it to hit no1 * Nigel Farage: Ukip can't be a one-man band * Nigel Farage in Ukip carnival no-show because 'Croydon is not safe' * Ukip leader Nigel Farage faces racism watchdog probe over Romanians remark Responding to one user who asked if he planned to "black up" while singing the number, he wrote: "tha a [sic] how we sing calypso with my Jamaican pals when I'm out there. Love calypso music & working with Jamaican tourism." Speaking on Sky News, he added: "It's a satire and a bit of fun. It's not terribly serious. It wouldn't have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent." 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Technology Nigel Farage brands schoolboys' parody Ukip app featuring 'Nicholas Fromage' as 'pathetic' * Robin de Peyer * Monday 22 December 2014 18:13 BST * Ukik: the game features immigrants being kicked into the sea Nigel Farage has hit out at a "risible" phone game which features a character called Nicholas Fromage kicking immigrants off the White Cliffs of Dover. The game, developed by a group of sixth formers at Canterbury Academy, was defended by the school's principal. But Ukip leader Mr Farage said "elements of this game appear to cross the line". He told Kent Online: "Those elements are risible and in many ways pathetic. I think I'm quite well known for having a sense of humour." Mr Farage added: "I'm a public figure and of course people are going to have views." nigelfaragebbc.jpg 'Risible': Ukip's Nigel Farage The app, called Ukik, has been developed by 18-year-olds John Brown, James Dupreez, Fraser Richardson, John Hutchinson and Joe Brown. It features a letter from 'Nicholas Fromage' who claims to represent "fruitcakes and loonies everywhere". Related links * Ukip parliamentary candidate: A gay donkey tried to rape my horse * 'Just don't': Ukip urges members to steer clear of social media after series of scandals * Ukip suspends chairman of its Lambeth and North Croydon branch The app's description adds: "Do foreign voices on trains scare you? Can you handle a European living next door? "Does your wife refuse to clean behind the fridge? Do you think women are too stupid to win a game of chess or have a top level job? "If you are feeling irrational and want to live in a right wing hell hole then vote Ukik this May. "These people might improve our economy, contribute to our culture and make Britain great but they are different to us so let's kick them all out." The school's principal Phil Karnavas defended the app, which he says is a bit of fun to celebrate "brilliant, traditional British satire". He said: "Never has a British political party offered themselves so easily to satire. "It's a bit rich, bearing in mind some of the things the members of Ukip have said, for their leader to say they have crossed the line. "Mr Farage can't have it both ways. He cannot expect young people to engage in politics and then criticise what they say when they do." A Ukip spokesman said: "We're all for people having a bit of fun, and in this case a bit of a pop, but bandying around words like 'racist' is a bit much. "Ukip's immigration policy - an Australian-style points system - would welcome more people from outside the EU, such as from Commonwealth countries. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Diary Londoners Diary: The full Frost, with no stone left unturned * Friday 31 October 2014 12:29 BST * Celebrity stakes: Sir David Frost was higher profile than most politicians in his heyday (Picture: AFP/Getty) Sir David Frost, who balanced a life of hard-hitting political interviews with satire and Through the Keyhole, is set to have his own life investigated. Frost died in August last year at the age of 74, and now his career will be documented with Frost on Frost, a new book from Ebury Publishing’s WH Allen. But where does one start for the man who turned down a training contract with Nottingham Forest FC and was once so in demand on both sides of the Atlantic that he was, for a time, Concorde’s most frequent flyer? The book will be, according to the publishers, an “epic story of personal achievement set amid a rapidly changing world, encountering the great and the good who have dominated news and entertainment over the last 50 years”. Writer Neil Hegarty will write it with the help of the broadcaster’s widow, Lady Carina Fitzalan-Howard, and their three sons. The family have promised to leave no stone unturned, providing access to Frost’s archives and to a menagerie of his former subjects. Frost interviewed all eight British Prime Ministers from 1964 and seven US Presidents — including, of course, Richard Nixon — to the point that he was more recognisable than the UK power set to American politicians. On one occasion, George W Bush visited Downing Street and was surrounded by high-profile Brits when Frost walked in. “Now at last here’s someone I recognise,” Bush exclaimed. “Dad always sought to discover what made people tick,” Frost’s son Wilfred says, “and I look forward to helping Neil do exactly the same with Dad.” One wonders if he is ready for the racier side of his father’s early career. “The Sixties was a perfect time, in many ways, in terms of your private life,” Frost once told an interviewer. “I had a marvellous time. And, hopefully, so did they.” Belle and Sebastian help the US Ambassador find true love To the American Ambassador’s residence in Winfield House, where everyone from actor Stanley Tucci and comedian Jimmy Carr to the BBC’s Robert Peston were dancing to the lilting melodies of cult indie band Belle and Sebastian. The songs had a particular resonance for the US Ambassador, Matthew Barzun. “This band are, I like to think, the reason that my wife agreed to marry me,” said the ambassador. “Back when I was courting her, I used to make her these mixtapes. And my favourite song at the time was Belle and Sebastian’s The State I Am In. So when it came to the bit where I had to name the mixtape, I called it ‘The State I Am In’. Which I thought was kind of subtle, like, ‘I am in love with you, sweetie.’ So I hope you picked up on that,” he said, grinning at his wife. Tim Walker walks the walk “I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.” So wrote Oscar Wilde in The Picture of Dorian Gray, an appropriate quote as the seemingly ageless Tim Walker packs up The Telegraph’s diary column Mandrake in today’s edition. The Londoner has sipped many a glass of champagne with the provocateur Walker and his team over the years, and particularly enjoyed his take-down of Mastercard in February after the BRIT Awards sponsor’s PR attempted to exchange access to the show for a pile of coverage. “It was a lot of fun,” Walker told us this morning. “I sought always to be a pain in the arse as a rival.” Mission achieved, but hats off nevertheless. All hands on decks Amber Le Bon and Becky Tong — the respective daughters of Duran Duran’s Simon and Radio 1 DJ Pete— looked like the cat’s whiskers last night at the W Hotel’s Nightmare On Wardour Street Halloween party. Amber Le Bon.jpg Deck-spinning duo: Becky Tong and Amber Le Bon (Picture: David M. Benett/Getty) The deck-spinning duo — affectionately known as Le Bon Tong — have admitted that when they were younger they’d sneak into Raffles on King’s Road. “It was terrible,” said Tong. “It was the only club that would let us in under age. We’d get free drinks.” My, how they’ve moved up in the world. Why it’s all about the Churchill Factor for politicians Forget the X Factor: for politicians it’s all about the Churchill Factor. First came Boris Johnson’s biography, renamed “The Johnson Factor” by critics seeing it as his leadership manifesto. Now Ukip leader Nigel Farage, writing in the Independent today, asks: “Am I a modern Hitler or a modern Churchill?” before suggesting David Cameron’s alcohol taxes are “targeting me specifically!” — two weeks after Boris praised Churchill’s boozing capabilities in the Radio Times. But who’ll be first to adopt the homburg and cigar? Rapper records his salad days The Streets’ Mike Skinner may be taking a long sabbatical from our radio waves but never fear, he’s got some new tricks up his sleeve. As well as making a comeback as an impresario, with his newly launched Dalston club night Tonga, he’s also planning a literary venture. Asked about his plans for the future, the rapper told Bass Explorer: “In the next 24 hours I plan on eating Caesar salads and club sandwiches and writing about them. They’re on every room service menu but the subtle differences say a lot about a place. It’s the book idea I’ve been telling people about for years but which everyone universally tells me is a stupid idea. Which makes me feel like it’s a good idea.” We will keep a dutiful eye on the bestseller lists. Keira's cheeky fags with Sherlock Forget the glamorous gowns and the glittering premieres — the real fun of being Keira Knightley is getting to share a mischievous fag with Sherlock Holmes. In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the actress confesses that while she loved sharing scenes with Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game, “my favourite moments were those we shared off-screen — like when we snuck outside and illicitly smoked cigarettes, or when he joined the rest of us for picnics in my trailer and we ate chicken wings sitting on the floor.” Sounds like our kind of star. Does Big Brother listen to Radio 4? Citizenfour, the documentary about the CIA contractor turned whistleblower Edward Snowden, opens in cinemas today. But be warned: watching this film can make you paranoid. The trailer proclaims: “Every border you cross, every purchase you make, every call you dial... is in the hands of a system whose reach is unlimited.” The film’s director Laura Poitras was originally scheduled to come to London for the premiere but was advised against it by her lawyers, who feared she could be arrested under the UK’s Prevention of Terrorism Act. Unable to meet the film-maker, Radio 4 presenter Kirsty Lang decided to record a phone interview with her for tonight’s Front Row. But there appeared to be a problem with the line to Berlin, where Poitras lives. “We were cut off three or four times during our conversation,” says Lang. “I couldn’t help but feel paranoid that somebody didn’t want our conversation broadcast.” The alien within Gwynnie It’s Halloween, so it seems appropriate that Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow is channeling the classic horror movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers today. Gwyneth Paltrow.jpg Changed woman: Gwyneth Paltrow (Picture: Getty) Paltrow, who “consciously uncoupled” from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, has been ridiculed for her lifestyle website Goop, which recommends living one’s life without carbs, dairy or, we’d suggest, fun. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Celebrity news 'Not a complete car crash': Lindsay Lohan's Speed The Plow preview gets mixed reaction Some suggested the 28-year-old Hollywood actress failed to 'remember her lines' during David Mamet's Speed the Plow at London's Playhouse Theatre * Rachel Blundy * Thursday 25 September 2014 10:05 BST * Debut: Lindsay Lohan (Picture: AP) Chris Pizzello/AP Lindsay Lohan's West End debut has received a mixed reaction from theatre-goers who attended a preview of the show. Some people suggested the 28-year-old Hollywood actress failed to "remember her lines" during the early performance of Speed the Plow at London's Playhouse Theatre last night. But others said the troubled socialite held her own and was 'properly good' in David Mamet's satire about the American film industry. One audience member told the Daily Mail: "She didn't remember her lines. I thought the play was pretty bad but the other actors were brilliant". But another said: "For someone who has been out of [acting] for so long I thought she did well". In the play, Lohan takes on the role of secretary Karen, who becomes the subject of a bet between two Hollywood producers who compete to have sex with her first. Madonna played the same role for her 1988 Broadway debut. Some online reviewers were less kind to the Mean Girls star ahead of the play's official critics' night, with one saying the audience "was openly laughing at Lohan’s struggle to grasp Mamet’s sharp, trademark dialogue." More Lindsay Lohan stories * * * * * Another described the early performance as "butt-clenching", saying: "There was definitely one scene where she forgot a lot of lines, and had to be fed them from the side of the stage". He continued: "But, was it a car crash? No. Maybe because she's such a tell-all name, Lindsay was really transfixing on stage, and there were moments when she was properly good." The actress, who has previously spoken candidly about her struggle with depression and drug addiction, posted a picture from inside the theatre ahead of her performance, captioning it "Ready". Ready. pic.twitter.com/RqiEs2AVTu — Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 24, 2014 Speed the Plow is on at the Playhouse Theatre until November 26. * More about: * Lindsay Lohan * London * West End Comments Most Popular Video Sponsored Features * Follow us: * * * All Topics * All Authors * Archive * Terms of use * Contact Us * Privacy policy * Cookie policy * Code of Conduct & Complaints * Advertisers * Promotion rules * Contributors * Syndication * Business Connections * Homes & Property * London Live * The Independent * This is London Magazine * i100 * iJobs [p?c1=2&c2=10476312&cv=2.0&cj=1] -- * * * 1. News + London + Crime + Politics + Transport + Business + Comment 2. Football + Arsenal + Chelsea + Crystal Palace + Tottenham + Watford + West Ham 3. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Politics Fury over Ukip’s alliance with far-Right Polish party * Joe Murphy, Political Editor * Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:13 BST * Backlash: Ukip leader Nigel Farage Chris Radburn/PA Wire Nigel Farage's Ukip faced fury today after forming a pact with a Polish MEP whose party leader has been accused of making racist remarks and denying the Holocaust Robert Iwaszkiewicz, a member of Poland’s Congress of the New Right, has been allowed to join a grouping in the European Parliament set up by Ukip. His party’s leader Janusz Korwin-Mikke has repeatedly used racist language and has said Hitler was “probably not aware” of the Holocaust. Labour MP Michael Dugher said the pact would offend Britons in the run-up to Remembrance Day next month. “Here are Ukip forming an alliance with a far-Right party in Europe that denies the fact that millions were murdered in the Holocaust, in order to keep receiving hundreds of thousands of pounds from the European Parliament,” the shadow cabinet office minister said. “This shows once again that Ukip do not share the values of decent working people in Britain.” Related stories * Mike Read apologises for 'Ukip Calypso' song after racism row * Ukip's Nigel Farage backs Equitable Life protesters * The Polletariat: is poll fever starting already? * Ukip song featuring mock Caribbean accent branded 'racist' and Farage tips it to hit no1 * Boris Johnson: Britain should go it alone on trade deal with US if EU fails to sign The row broke as former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read denied a Ukip song he sings in a mock Jamaican accent was racist. “It’s a satire and a bit of fun,” he said. “It’s not terribly serious. It wouldn’t have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent.” Today David Cameron’s attempts to placate Eurosceptics over immigration ran into criticism from former Chancellor Kenneth Clarke. He warned the Prime Minister against “competing with ignorance and bigotry” in his efforts to outdo Ukip and spoke of “a wave of almost hysteria”. Downing Street has confirmed Mr Cameron intends to go ahead with a keynote speech setting out proposals to curb immigration to Britain from other EU member states. * More about: * Poland * UKIP Comments Most Popular Video Sponsored Features * Follow us: * * * All Topics * All Authors * Archive * Terms of use * Contact Us * Privacy policy * Cookie policy * Code of Conduct & Complaints * Advertisers * Promotion rules * Contributors * Syndication * Business Connections * Homes & Property * London Live * The Independent * This is London Magazine * i100 * iJobs [p?c1=2&c2=10476312&cv=2.0&cj=1] -- * * * 1. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Celebrity news Gary Lineker: How I became a theatre aficionado * Miranda Bryant * Wednesday 26 November 2014 10:36 BST * The play’s the thing: Gary Lineker with his wife, the actress and model Danielle Bux (Picture: Dave Bennett) Gary Lineker says he has become a theatre “aficionado” — and it’s all thanks to wife Danielle Bux. The football pundit, 53, told the Standard that since meeting the actress and model he had been racking up the theatre visits and now “genuinely loves it”. For her part Bux, who married the Match of the Day presenter in 2009, said she had developed an interest in football and would “occasionally watch a good game”. Lineker, who was at Southwark Playhouse with Bux for the press night of new play Saxon Court, said that Death of a Salesman, starring the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, and the Broadway production of The River were among the best plays he had seen. The former England striker said: “I’ve become a bit of an aficionado through the obvious association to the theatre but I go a lot now, I genuinely love it. “We were in New York for The River which was amazing. We’re quite friendly with a few people in the business now. We saw Death of a Salesman with Philip Seymour Hoffman, which adds to it now — that was incredible.” Related links * 'He must be so pissed off' - Former Tottenham striker reacts to Harry Kane's omission... then Twitter explodes after his late winner * Gary Lineker calls on Hodgson and Liverpool boss Rodgers to settle their differences * Go on my son: could Gary Lineker's son George be the next Simon Cowell? The couple spoke of their passion for supporting emerging theatre companies such as Made By Brick, which is putting on Saxon Court. The satire, directed by Melanie Spencer, is set in a recruitment office at the height of the financial crisis. 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Politics Mike Read apologises for Ukip Calypso song after racism storm * Robin de Peyer * Wednesday 22 October 2014 09:44 BST * Apology: Mike Read, who sang in a mock Caribbean accent in the song Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read today apologised for performing a song in which he put on Caribbean accent which sparked accusations of racism. The 'Ukip Calypso', released on Monday, was endorsed by Ukip leader Nigel Farage who backed it to top the charts. It included lines criticising mainstream political parties for "allowing "illegal immigrants in every town", and warned listeners against trusting the Prime Minister's pledges on EU reform. In a backlash on social media, critics branded it "ill-judged, offensive and downright awful." And Read today apologised for "unintentionally causing offence", adding that he had asked his record company to withdraw the single from sale. "I'm so sorry that the song unintentionally caused offence," he said. "That was never my intention and I apologise unreservedly if anyone has taken offence. "I've asked the record company to withdraw the single immediately." IFRAME: //www.youtube.com/embed/Xqs9OSbWluQ The DJ currently hosts an afternoon show on BBC Berkshire and previously spent more than a decade at Radio 1. He had earlier insisted the controversial song was "satire and a bit of fun", adding: "It wouldn't have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent." The climbdown comes after the DJ was bombarded with messages on Twitter from critics branding the song offensive. AN54054927UKIP-Party-Leader.jpg Ukip leader Nigel Farage had backed the song to reach number 1 One posted: "The UKIP Calypso... a song about immigration by a party claiming not to be racist, sung by old white man with fake Jamaican accent." Others poked fun at the party's attempts to tackle allegations of racism. One posted: "Because the perfect way of making your party seem not racist is releasing a song sung in a mock Jamaican accent.." Related links * Ex-Radio 1 DJ Mike Read apologises for 'Ukip Calypso' song after racism row * Ukip song featuring mock Caribbean accent branded 'racist' and Farage tips it to hit no1 * Nigel Farage: Ukip can't be a one-man band * Nigel Farage in Ukip carnival no-show because 'Croydon is not safe' * Ukip leader Nigel Farage faces racism watchdog probe over Romanians remark Another wrote: "A white guy singing about immigration in a bad Caribbean accent probably isn't the best way to prove you're not racist." Ukip has previously attempted to highlight its ethnic minority members with a rally in Croydon, during which a steel band left after realising who they had been booked for and local party candidate Winston McKenzie branded the area a "dump". 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Read our Privacy and Cookie policies to find out more. 1. News 2. Diary Londoners Diary: Helena Bonham Carter meets familiar face at Nicole Farhi's From The Neck Up exhibition * Wednesday 17 September 2014 12:40 BST * Heading for a bust up: Helena Bonham Carter pokes her tongue out at a familiar face... Fashion designer turned artist Nicole Farhi held her first exhibition, From The Neck Up, at Bowman Sculpture last night. On display were the heads of Francis Bacon and Lucian Freud alongside those of Anna Wintour and actresses Dame Judi Dench and Helena Bonham Carter, pictured above displaying her affection for the bust. “I have a good memory for faces, even if I have seen them only once or twice,” said Farhi, pictured right with Dame Judi. Farhi’s next project will be Hands, in which, says gallery owner Robert Bowman, she intends to exhibit “rather more sexually explicit work”, one involving a crocodile. Bowman has yet to decide whether it is suitable for his Mayfair clientele. *** Bourbon cocktails and fashion royalty — The Londoner was in its element at Winfield House last night, where US Ambassador Matthew Barzun and Vogue hosted a party in celebration of London Fashion Week. Brooke Barzun — Jack Daniel’s whiskey heiress and wife of the ambassador — was telling us that as a child in Kentucky her father always insisted that his three children dressed well when they were travelling. vogue2.jpg Whenever they took a plane “my sister and I would be obliged to wear red mary-janes, white tights and matching party dresses. My father used to say ‘You always have to present yourself well — you may run into the Queen of England’.” What remarkable foresight. *** Good cod! Guardian columnist George Monbiot has taken on Jay Rayner, restaurant critic of The Observer, over fish stocks. Rayner, baiting him on Twitter, said: “Have you noticed how Guardian newspapers has ignored you and your absurd, ignorant diktat on fish?” Monbiot, who suggested Rayner told him to f**k off to back where he came from”, then says Rayner is stifling free debate. The spat dates from 2012 when Monbiot attacked his own paper for running recipes that “endangered creatures of the sea”. Isn’t it time the crabby environmentalist drew in his claws? *** Chinese whispers for Cable and Patten Vince Cable, the Business Secretary, seemingly can’t get the word “coalition” out of his vocabulary — even at the opening of the British Museum’s Ming exhibition. “This event is a good example of a coalition between the British Museum and its exhibition sponsor, BP,” said Cable, an economist at rival Shell before becoming an MP. “I’m no expert on Chinese history but I do know that 200 years ago China had the world’s biggest economy, though it was largely a closed one.” Also there was the museum’s new chairman, Richard Lambert, and many other members of the arts establishment including Peter Bazalgette, chair of the Arts Council, Jenny Abramsky, chair of the Heritage Lottery Fund, and Chris Patten, the former BBC Trust chairman who was also the last governor of Hong Kong. Lord Patten showed great interest in the exhibits, pointing out the importance of different objects. As the man who gave Hong Kong back to China, maybe he had a pang for Ming. *** Grayson's no fan of garage “I was a bit miffed,” said artist Grayson Perry. The object of his miffedness? Architect Lord Foster, who owns one of Perry’s works, the 15m-long Walthamstow Tapestry, detail above, a satire on consumerism. AN51227653LONDON-ENGLAND---.jpg Perry, speaking for 5x15 at the Royal Festival Hall last night (with Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz in the audience) was discussing the scale of contemporary art when he admitted that there weren’t many spaces big enough to hang his tapestry. “Even Norman Foster didn’t have a room big enough,” he said. “So he hung it in his garage.” Then the potter duly showed his audience a slide of the large but minimalist garage with four cars parked beneath the tapestry. Then again, many a gallery looks like a garage these days. *** A friend at last for Cameron in Scotland... Out of the dark trenches of the Scottish referendum battle, a flower has bloomed: David Cameron and Gordon Brown have become good friends. The Prime Minister told The Londoner last night that he was now having regular chats with his predecessor, who has emerged as the principal voice singing for the union in Scotland. “I’ve never had so many before,” he said last night. “We’re actually good friends.” The two had faced each other bitterly over the ballot box when Brown was Prime Minister from 2007 to 2010 but since then Brown has largely steered clear of Westminster politics, despite staying on as an MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath. Meanwhile, Cameron also admitted that the referendum had been a bruising affair for him. He was speaking at Downing Street at a party to launch Head of State, the new political thriller written by BBC presenter Andrew Marr, and said he had been told about its storyline involving the assassination of a prime minister. “I have to say that after the events I’ve been facing over the past few days, assassination would be a welcome release,” he joked. Also at the party were George Osborne, Nick Clegg, Jeremy Hunt, Joan Bakewell, Lady Antonia Fraser and Lord Myners. Marr, a Scotsman himself, was grateful to Cameron for not cancelling the reception. “The Prime Minister had the good grace not to pull out when he had other matters on his mind.” A good thing too. Given Cameron’s lack of appeal in Scotland, the best way for him to save the Union is down a phone line to Gordon. *** ...and has Gordon got a hotline to Murdoch too? Whatever happens in the referendum it won’t be the Scottish Sun wot won it. Ten days ago the tabloid’s proprietor, Rupert Murdoch, seemed to be passionately pro-independence, judging by his quips on Twitter. But by the weekend he seemed less sure of his convictions and today — despite intense speculation that the Scottish Sun would defy the Sassenachs by coming out firmly on the side of the Yes campaign — the paper has bottled it and said it won’t declare either way. The Londoner hears that the Sassenach Sun’s editor David Dinsmore may have persuaded Murdoch to steer a middle course. We also like to think that Gordon Brown has buried that hatchet with Murdoch, post-Leveson, and has rung him as well as David Cameron. After all, who could offer better advice on bottling it than Brown? *** Crisis? It's not over yet, says Wolf The FT’s economics commentator, Martin Wolf, pictured, launched his book, The Shifts and the Shocks: What We’ve Learned — and Still Have to Learn — from the Financial Crisis, at the LSE last night. Wolf encouraged his audience by saying that, despite its title, it was “not as long as Thomas Piketty’s”, adding: “There could be nowhere more appropriate to launch it than here. I have my only doctorate from the LSE — the fact that it’s honorary is a form of cheating but enjoyable nonetheless.” He went on: “The crisis has been unbelievably costly for the UK, much more than either of the world wars.” And Wolf predicted more gloom: “I believe there will be defaults in the eurozone. I won’t list the countries — you can work that out from the data.” He also predicted a “major financial crisis in the 2020s between China and the rest of the world” and added: “But I may be wrong as the Chinese sanctions on bankers are slightly different from ours.” There, the death penalty has been known to be used. 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Could not subscribe, try again later Channel 4 Jack Docherty as nationalist character McGlashan in Scotland in a Day Jack Docherty as nationalist character McGlashan in Scotland in a Day SCOTS comedy favourite Jack Docherty reckons Scotland voting No could mean Yes to a comeback for his most famous character. The 52-year-old actor, who shot to fame as part of 90s cult Channel 4 comedy troupe Absolutely, thinks independence for Scotland would have killed off any hope of a comeback for rabid comedy nationalist McGlashan. And regardless of how they voted, that’s good news for fans of the comedy. Edinburgh-born Jack, one sixth of the much-loved sketch troupe, appreciates the irony that his hairy caricature could live to see another rant because Scotland actually voted against independence. Jack said: “For comedy purposes, the No vote was exactly the right result for McGlashan. If I ever wanted to do that character again, then the only way it would work is because he never gets what he wants in that respect. “Independence would have killed him because he’d have nothing to rage against. The whole point to McGlashan is that he has to have that screaming fit about not getting what he wants. “He’d probably still be slumped in George Square. To come that close to the thing he wanted all this time would have broken his heart.” The Anglophobic character was absent from 2013’s Absolutely reunion at Glasgow’s Oran Mor for Radio 4’s Sketchorama but comedy aficionados will have spotted him in Channel 4 one-off Scotland In a Day, shown on the night of the referendum. And Jack hasn’t ruled out taking part in further revivals after the success of the Glasgow reunion last year. He said: “We’ve talked about doing more stuff and I can never decide whether to or not. “There’s something about going back to do those old characters, most times I think I can’t go back to do old material, all that Stoneybridge stuff. It always felt a bit like that was then and this is now.” That said, walk into any branch of Fopp on a Sunday afternoon and you’ll see the DVD boxsets of Absolutely next to Still Game and Rikki Fulton. “I think one of the reasons it still resonates is that it’s still relevant,” said Jack. “It wasn’t too topical and I think that’s what dates some comedies. We didn’t do politics or reference things like TV shows. It was just general characters. I think its rarity value does help, too. But why one thing works and another doesn’t is impossible to answer. For some reason the characters resonated, not just in Scotland but in England, too. “I sit on the fence a lot about Absolutely. But we do talk about doing it again. I think we’ll maybe come back and do more radio but whether that’s all of us remains to be seen.” One return is certain this week, though – that of BBC Scotland comedy Scot Squad, a pilot episode of which was shown in 2012. A satirical response to the glut of cheap cops-and-cameras TV series in the schedules, it features comedy wrestler Grado, as well as River City actor Jordan Young and James Kirk. The 2012 pilot was well received, leading to the commission of four more half-hour episodes from the Comedy Unit, makers of Limmy’s Show, Gary: Tank Commander and Burnistoun. It’s a part-improvised satire on Police Scotland, the merged Scottish police force. Jack plays Chief Constable Cameron Miekelson, the head of the national force, the role currently filled in real life by Sir Stephen House. “Who?” said Jack, when asked if he’d based his character on him. Your real-life counterpart. “No. I have no idea who Stephen House even is. And if I did know, then I wouldn’t have wanted to base my character on any real figure. We shot the pilot episode before the unification of the forces. But I’m sure Stephen’s doing a cracking job,” he said, chuckling. “Whoever he is.” Instead, Jack based his buffoon bobby partly on an old photograph of his late grandfather, who was also in the force, and his dad. “My dad would say things like, ‘it’s just not the done thing’. But he would never explain what the done thing was and who was in control of the done thing. “So my character’s always correct, even when he’s talking utter rubbish. If you do that with authority you get away with it.” BBC Scot Squad's Grado, Sally Reid, Jordan Young, Jack Docherty, James Kirk and Ashley Smith Scot Squad's Grado, Sally Reid, Jordan Young, Jack Docherty, James Kirk and Ashley Smith In Absolutely, with Morwenna Banks, Gordon Kennedy, Peter Baikie, Moray Hunter and John Sparkes, Jack was one of the favourite faces of the off-beat Friday night comedy scene, which spawned characters like Calum Gilhooley, Shadwell and the Stoneybridge Town Council between 1989 and 1993. The series led to a spin-off – Channel 4’s Mr Don and Mr George – and Jack became a key figure in the launch of Channel 5 in 1997, hosting The Jack Docherty Show, which birthed Graham Norton’s stellar chat show career after he sat in for the titular host. His work behind the camera has seen him co-produce No Holds Bard, BBC Scotland’s cute Robert Burns satire, BBC1 network sitcom The Old Guys and others like Trigger Happy TV and The Armstrong and Miller Show, as well as writing on the likes of the recent Scotland In a Day and the unforgettable Spitting Image. He said: “Performing’s not my staple job. I walked away from it for a while. I’d had enough. I wasn’t enjoying it as much as I had in my 20s and 30s and there’s no point in doing it in that case.” So why return? “No big reason,” he said. “Maybe I missed the adulation. The screaming women. The knickers in the post. There comes a time when you need all that again.” The same might be said about another programme on Jack’s CV – Spitting Image. In these days of referendums on independence and Europe, upcoming general elections, devo-max vows and Nigel Farage, there’s never been a more fertile time for rubber puppets and political pot-shots. Jack agrees. “Imagine Nigel Farage as a Spitting Image puppet. They’d make one of him with a pint on his head, sloshing permanently. They’d have Salmond as a little drummer boy in a plastic tube like they did on Scotland In a Day. Cameron? Well, they’ve already had Kenneth Baker as a slug on Spitting Image but it would need to be something as slimy.” As a Scot in London for 30 years, where he lives with his wife and family, Jack was disappointed not to be able to vote on September 18. “But as I’ve always said, it’s right and proper that the Polish people of my country should decide the future of Scotland.” He’s joking, of course, delivering the line with all the acerbic satirical observation of someone who used to write Spitting Image. “That’s one gag we couldn’t get into Scotland In a Day. “But seriously, everywhere I went when I was filming Scotland In a Day in August, people were talking about the referendum and when I got back to London, people were saying they needed to be energised, too, because they’re worried about UKIP down here and the chance that we might be sleepwalking into some sort of nightmare.” One ripe for the old rubber puppet treatment perhaps? 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Could not subscribe, try again later BBC [Whats-Funny-About-the-Indyref.jpg] Cat Grozier appears in What’s Funny About the Indyref? A ONE off comedy featuring a series of sketches on the referendum will be shown tonight on BBC Scotland. The programme, What’s Funny About The Indyref, has been pulled together from 5000 submitted sketches after a BBC appeal for “new young writers.” Daily Record readers are being given exclusive preview access to one of the funnies from tonight’s show. The full programme will be shown on BBC2 at 10.30pm. Director Jim Owen said: “We received an extraordinary number of submissions from all across the UK, so it was a big process. “Nothing is beyond satire and I think we should always try to find the comedy in anything we do. “The referendum is as available for laughs as much as anything else is. “Comedy is a great way of engaging young people particularly in politics, and maybe that’s been missing a little bit. It certainly feels that way. “I would imagine there are more people engaged in the referendum than there are in Westminster politics, and I think comedy is a great route into getting young people’s attention. So for that reason alone I think it’s important. And now is the right time to throw things like this onto TV. ”With the tension building as both sides ramp up their arguments in the final days of the referendum campaign, London-based director Jim was encouraged by one pattern evident in the sketches. He said: “Everybody was happy to take the p*ss out of themselves, that was very clear. People who could be considered to be leaning towards yes were happy to poke fun at that, and the same went for pro-union supporters. It meant it was all good natured and not too bitter or personal or ascerbic.” Video: A campaign tale - What's Funny About The Indyref Video loading Click to play TheScottishDailyRecord Recently Published Scotland's top stand-up comic reveals that fellow comedians were left in tears following No vote Bruce Fummey was named as Scottish Comedian of the Year this week, but says it's too soon for jokes about the independence referendum. * Scottish independence: The Simpsons' groundskeeper Willie shares his views on the debate in hilarious clip * Video: Burnistoun creator Robert Florence releases never before seen sketch from the BBC2 comedy to mark independence referendum Previous Articles Controversial comic Frankie Boyle to host BBC show on independence referendum results THE controversial Scots comedian, who is a Yes supporter, will host an 'autopsy' programme on the iPlayer in the aftermath of the poll on September 18. * Comic takes on Indy Ref in Perth Watch STV player now STV player Catch up on your favourite STV programmes right now Related Tags Organisations BBC In the News Independence referendum See Also Comedy Recommended in TV & Radio News * Photography Lights, Camera, Fashion: Meet legendary Scots photographer Albert Watson who has captured everyone from Kate Moss to Jerry Hall * BBC Hurricane Higgins blows through Falkirk in new BBC comedy drama telling the story of snooker's 1980s heyday * Glasgow News Watch new Celtic star Sergei Sviatchenko's strange fashion videos as he heads-up successful style blog with his brother * Children Call the Midwife star Jenny Agutter: Now we're in the 60s it's no longer a period drama for me.. and it's bringing back great memories * Pavilion Theatre Theatre boss who took a chance on Mrs Brown's Boys says comedy Real Hoosewives fae Glesga is becoming as big as smash hit show * Comedy Scots funnyman Limmy tells why 2015 became one of his best years after threatening to be one of his worst * Comedy Rising comedy star: I was expelled from three schools and didn't pass any exams. 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It's a bit of a stretch Most Read in What's On + Scots funnyman Limmy tells why 2015 became one of his best years after threatening to be one of his worst + Theatre boss who took a chance on Mrs Brown's Boys says comedy Real Hoosewives fae Glesga is becoming as big as smash hit show + Things to do in Aberdeenshire in 2016 + Test yourself with our Alan Rickman quiz + The Chieftains will perform at Celtic Connections this month Celtic Connections is back next week and Paul English reveals the must-see acts performing in Glasgow Trending Today David Bowie Ed Sheeran Robert Burns Billy Connolly Scarlett Johansson Popular this week Edinburgh Fringe Festival Glasgow events Other Festivals Edinburgh Events * News Sections Latest News Scottish News UK & World News Politics Crime Health Real Life Business & Consumer Weird News Science & Technology Top News 'He should've got the electric chair': Family's fury as gun killer goes on the run from prison after leaving unescorted work placement Most Read in News + Celtic-mad football legend Chic Charnley comes to the rescue of stranded Rangers fans heading to Ibrox + Stabbing horror: Murder probe as 21-year-old man dies after knife attack in Glasgow + Teen thug head-butted teacher and broke his nose in row at school prom which descended into violence and underage drinking + Lotto lout Michael Carroll tells Scotland's latest jackpot winners to EMIGRATE for the sake of their family + Carjackers use meat cleaver to threaten drivers during frightening Glasgow attacks + 'He should've got the electric chair': Family's fury as gun killer goes on the run from prison after leaving unescorted work placement Trending Today Nicola Sturgeon Andy Murray Rupert Murdoch The Queen Tony Blair Popular this week Courts Independence referendum Dangerous dogs Weather * Politics * Football Sections Scottish Cup Scottish Championship Scottish Premiership Scotland Football Team Transfer News English Premier League European Football Women's Football Football Fixtures Football Results Top News Falkirk v Hibernian LIVE: Instant updates from the Falkirk Stadium as the Scottish Championship title race heats up Most Read in Football + Haris Vuckic: Rangers asked me back but I opted to star in a better league.. 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Could not subscribe, try again later [perth-buff.jpg] Perth in the Buff St Johnstone’s Scottish Cup triumph has inspired the Perth in the Buff team to score with a new show. And you can bet everything from the Scottish referendum to the Ryder Cup will be fair game for Andy Gray, Ian Grieve, Amanda Beveridge and Charlie Fraser when they reflect on 2014 with their popular mix of satire and song. The date for the diary is Saturday, November 1 at the Corinna, which hosts the seventh Buff production, ‘Road to Glory’. The poster for the latest show looks suspiciously like the PA’s cup final supplement, with Andy playing the part of Perth hero Stevie May and the rest of the cast donning GS Brown shirts in the background. The Buff team are onto another winner as they draw inspiration from the cup final and the open-top bus parade which followed the club’s first-ever cup triumph in 130 years. Pinning down the busy Buffers to a show date has proved challenging but now it’s game on. Andy, who is counting down to his 35th panto, Aladdin - and a 17th season at the Kings Theatre in Edinburgh, with 85 shows on the cards - explained: “We have been dormant for too long because we have all been busy on other projects. But now we are good to go and we’ve been working up the latest show.” Popular characters like Perthy Gardener, Chantelle the hairdresser, Marjorie Farquharson from Scone and PA roving reporter Pamela O’Donnelly all make a welcome return. And they will be joined by new faces like old stager Footy McPhail and a player invited to pen a spoof cup final diary. There’s every likelihood the Scottish Cup will be making a guest appearance, with Aberdein Considine solicitor Charlie wielding influence as Saints’ vice-chairman. Ian, fresh from landing a prized role as former Prime Minister Gordon Brown in a Channel 4 film Coalition, explained: “When Saints won the cup people on social media were saying it would be perfect for a Perth in the Buff comeback - and we agreed. But the Edinburgh Fringe and other commitments put things on hold until now. “That weekend was a crazy time for Perth and something we had never seen the likes of. It was terrific.” Andy drove north from a theatrical production in Leicester just to savour the atmosphere in his native city on the Sunday. “I think there’s still blue and white confetti drifting in through the flat windows. It was amazing to see so many people on the streets. As a kid I got excited when Billy Smart’s Circus came to town but this was something else. “I had to miss the match but I was determined not to miss the celebrations. And they were extraordinary.” Ian, who was touring with his one-man Gordon Brown show for 18 months before securing the role in an unconnected film, is counting down to playing Sleeping Beauty’s dad in the two-week Perth Concert Hall panto. He said: “The cup final is the hook for the latest Buff production and we have been drawing plenty material from the PA. Sometimes we don’t even have to change it!” Amanda, who has teamed her commitment to the Scott Street Theatre Arts School with teaching drama at Morrison’s and Ardrvreck, will provide a feminine slant on the football. Local institutions like St Johnstone, the council and the PA are cannon fodder for the Buff team’s wit and repartee, with Andy stressing: “We all love Perth and live here so the satire comes from our love of the place. Moving back here was the best decision I ever made.” Perth in the Buff advance tickets are available from wegottickets.com and at the Corinna door, Atholl Street, on November 1. 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Could not subscribe, try again later Controversial comedian Frankie Boyle is one of many active supporters of independence on Twitter. He recently spoke about his pro-yes leanings with fellow comedian Kevin Bridges. CONTROVERSIAL comic Frankie Boyle is to host a BBC programme analysing the Scottish referendum vote - after criticising the corporation's alleged bias on the issue less than a fortnight ago The comedian, who is a Yes supporter, will front a programme which will mix stand-up comedy with a discussion about the result and its repercussions, which will also feature other comedy stars. The show will go out outline a few hours after the referendum result on September 18 is revealed. Boyle - who has upset viewers and watchdogs with some of his on-screen comments - accused the BBC of being biased in favour of Scotland remaining part of the UK when he took part in a session at the Guardian Edinburgh International Television Festival last month. He claimed the BBC had a vested interest in a No vote because Scottish licence payers contributed "probably a £200million a year subsidy to the BBC". VIEW GALLERY Author J.K. Rowling pledged £1m to the Better Together campaign and said: “It doesn’t take a wizard to work out that Alex Salmond’s case for breaking up the UK simply isn’t a risk worth taking. Boyle, of Glasgow, was a regular face on BBC show Mock The Week but left in 2009 after the BBC Trust ruled the programme broke editorial guidelines over a joke which he made about the appearance of the swimmer Rebecca Adlington . His programme, called Frankie Boyle ’s Referendum Autopsy, will be available only on the BBC iPlayer on demand service. The BBC said the programme, which will also feature other comics, would “analyse the campaign, scrutinise the celebrity endorsements, dissect the part that social media played in the lead up to the vote and take a satirical look at how the news at home and abroad covered the event”. Victoria Jaye, head of TV content, BBC iPlayer, said: “The Scottish Referendum is one of the most significant political events of our time and we want BBC iPlayer to draw on the power of comedy to reflect on its outcome in a special, one-off event. “Frankie is uniquely placed to create this for us, as one of the leading voices in modern satire.” Poll loading … TheScottishDailyRecord Recently Published Frankie Boyle forced to pull out of charity gig in Edinburgh after being struck down with sickness bug Frankie Boyle THE Scots comedian broke the news to devastated fans on Twitter just hours before the show, alongside fellow funnyman Kevin Bridges, at the Edinburgh Festival Theatre. * One off comedy featuring series of sketches on independence referendum to be shown on BBC Scotland tonight * HA HA Hamilton: Tam Cowan laments lack of more local entertainment Previous Articles Comic takes on Indy Ref in Perth Publicity flyer for Bruce Fummey's Perth show Comedian Bruce Fummey is taking his new independence referendum show to Perth. * Comedy wrestler Grado lands his big break after earning a place on US-based TV show British Boot Camp Watch STV player now STV player Catch up on your favourite STV programmes right now Related Tags Organisations BBC People Frankie Boyle See Also Comedy Glasgow Edinburgh In the News Independence referendum Recommended in Scottish News * Environment Edinburgh street named Scotland's most polluted after study reveals high levels of toxic fumes * Independence referendum Scotland would vote yes for independence if Britain leaves the EU, according to new poll * Hamilton Mark Wright is returning to Hamilton Park Racecourse for Ladies' Night * Perth News Innerpeffray Library to host talk on Strathearn history to mark historical anniversary * Lottery Lotto lout Michael Carroll tells Scotland's latest jackpot winners to EMIGRATE for the sake of their family * Charity Beautiful bride donates her wedding dress to non-profit organisation who make dresses for stillborn babies * Courts Former Dundee FC director Calum Melville is declared bankrupt Most Read in News 1. 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Our new FREE Daily Record apps are here! Search 1000s of jobs at scotcareers * Most read * Live feeds * What's on Sections Latest What's On Things To Do Family & Kids Food & Drink Comedy Music & Nightlife Theatre Film Competitions Top What's On How to get happy and healthy, inside and out? It's a bit of a stretch Most Read in What's On + Scots funnyman Limmy tells why 2015 became one of his best years after threatening to be one of his worst + Theatre boss who took a chance on Mrs Brown's Boys says comedy Real Hoosewives fae Glesga is becoming as big as smash hit show + Things to do in Aberdeenshire in 2016 + Test yourself with our Alan Rickman quiz + The Chieftains will perform at Celtic Connections this month Celtic Connections is back next week and Paul English reveals the must-see acts performing in Glasgow Trending Today David Bowie Ed Sheeran Robert Burns Billy Connolly Scarlett Johansson Popular this week Edinburgh Fringe Festival Glasgow events Other Festivals Edinburgh Events * News Sections Latest News Scottish News UK & World News Politics Crime Health Real Life Business & Consumer Weird News Science & Technology Top News 'He should've got the electric chair': Family's fury as gun killer goes on the run from prison after leaving unescorted work placement Most Read in News + Celtic-mad football legend Chic Charnley comes to the rescue of stranded Rangers fans heading to Ibrox + Stabbing horror: Murder probe as 21-year-old man dies after knife attack in Glasgow + Teen thug head-butted teacher and broke his nose in row at school prom which descended into violence and underage drinking + Lotto lout Michael Carroll tells Scotland's latest jackpot winners to EMIGRATE for the sake of their family + Carjackers use meat cleaver to threaten drivers during frightening Glasgow attacks + 'He should've got the electric chair': Family's fury as gun killer goes on the run from prison after leaving unescorted work placement Trending Today Nicola Sturgeon Andy Murray Rupert Murdoch The Queen Tony Blair Popular this week Courts Independence referendum Dangerous dogs Weather * Politics * Football Sections Scottish Cup Scottish Championship Scottish Premiership Scotland Football Team Transfer News English Premier League European Football Women's Football Football Fixtures Football Results Top News Falkirk v Hibernian LIVE: Instant updates from the Falkirk Stadium as the Scottish Championship title race heats up Most Read in Football + Haris Vuckic: Rangers asked me back but I opted to star in a better league.. England's League One + Erik Sviatchenko: Celtic seal £1.5m deal as Danish defender undergoes medical ahead of move to Ronny Deila's side + Rangers boss Mark Warburton: SPFL need to rethink their fixtures.. it's all wrong + Celtic new signing Erik Sviatchenko has a confession to make.. he's a True Blue + Celtic striker Carlton Cole: I asked boss Ronny Deila not to play me.. I just didn't want to look like a fool + Ross County v Aberdeen RECAP: A look back on our blog as 10-man Dons cut Celtic’s lead at the top to three points Trending Today Leigh Griffiths Anthony Stokes Ronny Deila Jose Mourinho Alan Stubbs Popular this week Rangers FC Scotland football team Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC * Sport Sections Latest Sport Football Rugby Golf Tennis Boxing Darts Top Sport Ross County 2 Aberdeen 3: Michael Gannon reckons Dons have proved they’ve got the bottle for title battle Most Read in Sport + Haris Vuckic: Rangers asked me back but I opted to star in a better league.. England's League One + Erik Sviatchenko: Celtic seal £1.5m deal as Danish defender undergoes medical ahead of move to Ronny Deila's side + Rangers boss Mark Warburton: SPFL need to rethink their fixtures.. it's all wrong + Celtic new signing Erik Sviatchenko has a confession to make.. he's a True Blue Trending Today Leigh Griffiths Anthony Stokes Ronny Deila Jose Mourinho Alan Stubbs Popular this week Dave King Celtic FC Scottish Premiership Rangers FC Andy Murray * Celebs Sections Latest Celebs Celebrity News TV & Radio News Celebrity Interviews Watch TV Top Celebs Blac Chyna Blac Chyna's bum is unreal as she flaunts impressive twerking skills in saucy clip Most Read in Celebs + Watch new Celtic star Sergei Sviatchenko's strange fashion videos as he heads-up successful style blog with his brother + Tila Tequila Disgraced CBB star Tila Tequila begs fans for cash to pay rent and buy furniture + Tim Wonnacott Bargain Hunt's Tim Wonnacott quits after 12 years amid bullying and suspension claims + Former River City extra hits the big time in America with starring role in TV sci-fi drama Trending Today Johnny Depp Anne Hathaway Will Smith Tila Nguyen Angelina Jolie Popular this week I'm A Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing The Hydro T In The Park One Direction * In Your Area + Aberdeen + Airdrie + Ayr + Coatbridge + Cumbernauld + Dumfries & Galloway + Dundee + East Kilbride + Edinburgh + Glasgow + Hamilton + Inverness + Irvine + Kilmarnock + Paisley + Perthshire + Renfrew + Rutherglen + Stirling + West Dunbartonshire + West Lothian + Wishaw + Alloa + Ardrossan + Argyll & Bute + Bearsden & Milngavie + Bishopbriggs + Borders + Cambuslang + Clydebank + Cumnock + Dunfermline + Elgin + Falkirk + Fort William + Girvan + Glenrothes + Grangemouth + Greenock + Kirkcaldy + Kirkintilloch + Largs + Motherwell + Musselburgh + Penicuik + Oban + Orkney + Renfrewshire + Saltcoats + Shetland + St Andrews + Western Isles + Wigtown Trending David Bowie ISIS Celtic FC Rangers FC * Property * Business * Motoring * Travel * Lifestyle * Home * News * Local News * Glasgow * Your Account + Edit Profile + Logout Glasgow Now 2014: A year in local news * 15:06, 30 Dec 2014 * By Joe McGuire THE Glasgow Now news team have cherry-picked some of our favourite stories from the past 12 months you might have missed. * * * * * Shares Get daily news by email Enter your e-mail fo Invalid e-mail (BUTTON) Subscribe Thanks for subscribing! Could not subscribe, try again later Robert Brown/Flickr Because you have this view on your way to work. The Clyde definitely beats the Thames in a fight It's been a great year for Glasgow IT'S been a huge year for Glasgow. And Glasgow Now, your source for local news, sport and features, has been covering all of it. But with 2015 fast approaching, we looked back at some of our favourite stories from this year you might have missed. We interviewed top judge Justice Albie Sachs, who was a leading anti-apartheid voice, when he visited Glasgow this year to speak at a symposium marking 20 years of democracy in South Africa May saw us publish a special themed edition celebrating Glaswegian patter. This led to one of our favourite interviews of the year when Rab C Nesbitt star Tony Roper told us that Robert De Niro should have used a Glaswegian accent when delivering Travis Bickle’s famous line in Taxi Driver. Our special edition also covered how the city’s unique humour was responsible for the world’s first comic book , and helped shape the early days of satire. Pizza Hut was looking to increase its slice of the restaurant market in Glasgow, but its so-called Glaswegian menu was panned as being more pirate than patter. May also saw us report on the amazing fortitude of a Glasgow man who conquered the toughest foot race on Earth in memory of his nephew. Rob Cussons raised nearly £10,000 for by doing the 150-mile , six-day Marathon des Sables across the Sahara desert in honour of his late nephew Sam Leask, who died age nine from a rare auto-immune disease. C.Angot © MDS2014 Rob Cussons midway through the Marathon des Sables in the Sahara desert Rob Cussons midway through the Marathon des Sables in the Sahara desert And our hearts were warmed when Stean Kurt Kinley brought commuters to a standstill as he proposed to girlfriend Hannah Brearley-Jones in Central Station. He put forward the marriage proposal seconds after the couple completed a gruelling 400-mile walk to raise cash for Cancer Research UK. Young talent in Glasgow proved their business chops back in August, when two city product designers raised nearly £100,000 from crowd-funding to bankroll their minimalist watch. And the city's big heart was plain to see when hundreds of T in the Park revellers donated their sleeping bags to a homeless charity. We also took a first hand look at the excellent work done by the Glasgow Winter Night Shelter helping some of the most vulnerable in society get through cold weather. Glasgow is the biggest city in Scotland, and as we discovered in 2014, has some of the biggest portions too. Our man Joe tried, and failed miserably, to take on a Giffnock pizzeria’s 27 inch pizza , much to the delight of a hungry newsroom. And that was a tastier prospect than our video report on Glaswegians turning to insect cuisine for lunch. If you’ve ever admired street art in Glasgow, the chances are you’ve been looking at a Rogue One masterpiece. We spoke to the street artist - real name Bobby McNamara - about how he started his career as a tagger and has now become one of the most in-demand names in the business. Stephen Fyfe/Flickr Rogue One's handiwork Rogue One's handiwork In June Glasgow Now scooped another top gong for our reporting on asylum seeker issues. Reporter Cordelia O’Neill was named the winner of the Local Press Award at the Refugee Week Scotland Media Awards for her piece covering a group of female refugees campaigning to get their voices heard. March saw us report on an innovative project which uses music to help former servicemen and women. RE: Tune harnesses the power of music, and the skills needed to build instruments , to help those who have served their country tackle the problems many of them encounter as they leave the forces and try to readjust to civilian life. And though many don't realise, guitar maker Jimmy Moon has been supplying some of the world's top musicians with instruments for decades from the south side of Glasgow. Tom Ross/Media Scotland Jimmy says it is getting harder to get wood in Glasgow to make his quality instruments. The local amateur dramatics scene had another strong year, with one Glasgow actor receiving a letter from John Travolta. Newton Mearns man Kevin McGuire was in Boogie Wonderland after the Grease star wrote to wish him good luck for his lead role in 70s musical Disco Inferno. We also uncovered the hidden talents of the city’s taxi drivers. Cabbie Pat Mullaney used his experiences behind the wheel as inspiration for his book of poetry, Musings of a Glasgow Taxi Driver. Our snappers also took some amazing photos over 2014, as evidenced by some stunning picture galleries. As part of our celebration of things made in Glasgow, we spoke to Barras fashion queens Obscure Couture about four years of high-end style and plans for the future. Roberto Cavieres/Media Scotland Obscure Couture modelled by Marlies Roland, Superior Model Management Obscure Couture modelled by Marlies Roland, Superior Model Management We also examined some of the homegrown talent in the jewellery and alcohol market with designer Euan McWhirter and the Glasgow Distillery Company. June saw us get a sneak peek under the canvas of the world-famous Zippos Circus. With performing budgies, Herculean strongmen, amazing acrobatics and excellent equestrianship, our gallery reveals the colour of the Big Top . Style and charity combined in February as Glasgow University students staged a fashion show to benefit the Scottish Spina Bifida Association. We also highlighted some amazing photographs from yesteryear of areas across Glasgow. from the city centre , to the east end and beyond . And for those with a flair for the ghoulish, we spoke to burlesque boss Tina Warren on the success of Club Noir, and documented in pictures the event's special Halloween night over a decade. Finally, if the above hasn't proven an exhaustive read for you, why not try your hand at our quiz on the year's news, or our quiz on how well you know Glasgow? Glasgow Now would like to wish all our readers all the very best for the new year. We look forward to covering what matters to you in 2015. Like the Glasgow Now Facebook page by clicking here Click here to read more Glasgow Now stories - and yes, there are more, we promise. TheScottishDailyRecord Recently Published River City's new arrival Leah MacRae says sparks fly for carer Ellie when ex-boyfriend - wrestler Grado - turns up PRODUCERS hope comedy couple will become Scotland's answer to Jack and Vera Duckworth. * Texas star Sharleen Spiteri celebrates quarter of a century in music with stripped back gigs * Texas announce UK tour and December Hydro show marking 25th anniversary of Scots rockers Previous Articles Peter Pan review: Greg McHugh and Des Clarke have audience in palm of their hands with witty banter Tiger Lily (Jenny Douglas), Peter Pan (Scott Fletcher), Starkey (Des Clarke), Smee (Greg McHugh) and Wendy (Joanne McGuinness) McHUGH and Clarke took the basic script and added their very own fairy dust to make it sparkle and shine like a good pantomime should. * Five tips from the Glasgow Now newsdesk for Monday, November 3 - MTV EMAs come to town Related Tags See Also Glasgow Recommended in Local News * Environment Edinburgh street named Scotland's most polluted after study reveals high levels of toxic fumes * Independence referendum Scotland would vote yes for independence if Britain leaves the EU, according to new poll * Hamilton Mark Wright is returning to Hamilton Park Racecourse for Ladies' Night * Perth News Innerpeffray Library to host talk on Strathearn history to mark historical anniversary * Lottery Lotto lout Michael Carroll tells Scotland's latest jackpot winners to EMIGRATE for the sake of their family * Charity Beautiful bride donates her wedding dress to non-profit organisation who make dresses for stillborn babies * Courts Former Dundee FC director Calum Melville is declared bankrupt Most Read in News 1. Rangers FC Celtic-mad football legend Chic Charnley comes to the rescue of stranded Rangers fans heading to Ibrox 2. Police Scotland Stabbing horror: Murder probe as 21-year-old man dies after knife attack in Glasgow 3. Courts Teen thug head-butted teacher and broke his nose in row at school prom which descended into violence and underage drinking 4. Courts Fizzy's clean jetaway: £60million fraud suspect flew Glasgow car valet team to Pakistan to tend luxury motors 5. Greenock 'He should've got the electric chair': Family's fury as gun killer goes on the run from prison after leaving unescorted work placement Recommended on the Record * Food Clare Grogan's husband Stephen Lironi reveals his new hit London restaurant is built on Highlands sea food * Environment Edinburgh street named Scotland's most polluted after study reveals high levels of toxic fumes * Photography Lights, Camera, Fashion: Meet legendary Scots photographer Albert Watson who has captured everyone from Kate Moss to Jerry Hall * Scottish Championship Falkirk v Hibernian LIVE: Instant updates from the Falkirk Stadium as the Scottish Championship title race heats up * Scottish Premiership Ross County 2 Aberdeen 3: Michael Gannon reckons Dons have proved they’ve got the bottle for title battle * UFC Rising UFC star Stevie Ray hopes 2016 will be his year as he look to establish himself in the top league of fighters * Independence referendum Scotland would vote yes for independence if Britain leaves the EU, according to new poll Scottish Daily Record * * * View: * Desktop * Mobile * About Us * Contact Us * Got A Story? * Local News * Advertising * Jobs * Competition Rules * Cookie Policy * How to Complain * Archive * Corrections & Clarifications * Google Survey * Privacy Policy * Contact the Judge * Sunday Mail Centenary Fund * Paid subscription to the Daily Record * Paid subscription to the Paisley Daily Express * Terms and Conditions News Scottish News UK & World Politics Crime Health Real Life Business & Consumer Weird News Science & Technology Sport Football Boxing Golf Horse Racing Rugby Motor sports Tennis Other sports CELEBS What's On Celebrity News TV & Radio News Celebrity Interviews Video Games Opinion News Sport Entertainment Lifestyle Lifestyle Horoscopes Fashion & Beauty Health & Fitness Food & Drink Family & Relationships Travel Money Motoring Competitions Property one pixel graphics one pixel graphics --