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The targets are all here (narcissistic actors, a monstrous child actor, a masseuse to the the stars) but they are a repellent bunch; dull and obnoxious without exception, their foibles uninteresting. There is no one to sympathize with The result is a significant disappointment, more grim family saga about a literally incestuous show business family than lively, entertaining or even vaguely amusing comedy. The targets are all here (narcissistic actors, a monstrous child actor, a masseuse to the the stars) but they are a repellent bunch; dull and obnoxious without exception, their foibles uninteresting. There is no one to sympathize with. Julianne Moore makes the most impression as a self-obsessed actress whose mother was a much more famous actress but the character’s tiresomely one-note (two if you include the noises she produces when on the toilet). Re-watch Robert Altman’s The Player instead. 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