literally eating their f*****g skin in a jar.’

Yes, we’re aware it’s satire. Or an attempt at satire.

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You may recognise ‘Cassidy Boon’ as the woman reported to be suing a
swimmer who rescued her from drowning for touching her without her
consent on satirical website The Portly Gazelle.
Picture: YouTube/CassidyBoon)
Vlogger Cassidy Boon (Picture: YouTube/CassidyBoon)