house. WHAT.

Is it satire?

The whole story does seem too silly in places to be anything other than
a parody. It sounds a bit too good to be true, and it will probably be
debunked as satire by tomorrow.

The website Religion News Service is hoping it is satire. According to
their site the stereotypes presented in the piece do not seems to fit
in with most modern Christian's attitudes.

Although, even if it is satire, writing over 8400 words and keeping up
that clunky style is pretty serious dedication to parody.