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Not doing so constitutes plagiarism.Do not: Copy and paste the entire article or news story, quote only as much as is necessary.Do not: Post articles pertaining to excessively violent, macabre or sexually explicit incidents.Full forum rules and guidelines can be found - Here. 3 Pages 1 2 3 > You cannot reply to this topic You cannot start a new topic ladies look at your pamprin bottle and read this is no lie ,...my bottle says this Rate Topic: #1 " Abecrombie"I kid ,... Hey Vincent Price smoke a cigar ! Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " --> " Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:28 PM mind you i live in california usa and it might be different if perhaps from manafacterer in other countries.directions,: adults 12-older take one or two caplets to reduce the sysmtems of bloating cramps due to menstral cycle, do not take if you have an overactive prostate. consult physician if these symtoms continue for two weeks or more. keep out of reach of children, did you catch the part with the overactive prostate.? wtf this is true ,..when i can find the bottle i will take a picture and try to post it ,..i basicaly emembered the directions off the top of my head due to complete shock . in fact someone actualy wrote this . Abecrombie no frillen lie Zombiedog Top MultiQuote Reply --> #2 " coldethyl"~*Public Animal #9*~ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ --> Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:45 PM I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there..... MySpace Facebook WWWWD? Top MultiQuote Reply --> #3 " Melly"Astral Projection Group: Member Posts: 631 Joined: 15-March 06 Gender:Female Location:Ontario, Canada "Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person." - Captain America Group: Member Posts: 631 Joined: 15-March 06 Gender:Female Location:Ontario, Canada "Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person." - Captain America Group: Member Posts: 631 Joined: 15-March 06 Gender:Female Location:Ontario, Canada "Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person." - Captain America --> Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:20 PM That's funny! I just looked at my medicine cabinet. I noticed the children's gravol I have for my 4 year old son: may cause drowsiness, avoid operating a motor vehicle. Avoid alcohol. I never let my son drive when he's sick anyhow. "...I shake you warmly by the hand."- Willy Wonka Top MultiQuote Reply --> #4 " MadEyePixie"Beware the Eye Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: 22-December 04 Gender:Female Location:The Boonies, Ohio "That's one nice thing about carousels, they always play the same songs." -Holden Caulfield Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: 22-December 04 Gender:Female Location:The Boonies, Ohio "That's one nice thing about carousels, they always play the same songs." -Holden Caulfield Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: 22-December 04 Gender:Female Location:The Boonies, Ohio "That's one nice thing about carousels, they always play the same songs." -Holden Caulfield --> Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:41 PM Reminds me of the time my best friend was job shadowing at a pharmacy. They had her type out a warning label for some guy's medication and she typed on it, "Do not take if you are breast-feeding." "Don't call me señor! I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor." -Graham Chapman "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Michael Palin Proud Member of The SPAM Club Top MultiQuote Reply --> #5 " coldethyl"~*Public Animal #9*~ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ Group: Member Posts: 12,937 Joined: 22-March 05 Gender:Female Location:the lotus flower ♥You can't ignore my techno♥ --> Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:33 AM Quote Reminds me of the time my best friend was job shadowing at a pharmacy. They had her type out a warning label for some guy's medication and she typed on it, "Do not take if you are breast-feeding." Weird! And slightly disturbing.... MySpace Facebook WWWWD? Top MultiQuote Reply --> #6 " SAMURAI-X"Extraterrestrial Entity Group: Member Posts: 412 Joined: 27-March 06 Location:Fuedal Japan "I am the wisest man alive,for I know one thing,and that is I know nothing"-Socrates Group: Member Posts: 412 Joined: 27-March 06 Location:Fuedal Japan "I am the wisest man alive,for I know one thing,and that is I know nothing"-Socrates Group: Member Posts: 412 Joined: 27-March 06 Location:Fuedal Japan "I am the wisest man alive,for I know one thing,and that is I know nothing"-Socrates --> Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:59 AM Quote I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there..... , good one, funniest thing i've heard all day The Battousai "When you're strange, Faces come out of the rain, When you're strange, No one remembers you're name, When you're strange, When you're strange, When you're strange" The Doors Thanks to Mr. Fahrenheit for the avatar animation and tiddlyjen for the sig Top MultiQuote Reply --> #7 " nativechick1989"Forum Divinity Group: Member Posts: 19,920 Joined: 08-March 05 Gender:Female Location:~Sylvanic~ °HappyNewYear° Group: Member Posts: 19,920 Joined: 08-March 05 Gender:Female Location:~Sylvanic~ °HappyNewYear° Group: Member Posts: 19,920 Joined: 08-March 05 Gender:Female Location:~Sylvanic~ °HappyNewYear° --> Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:23 PM . . . coldethyl.~~~~~~~~Product directions . . amazing what those are thinking when applying the 'how tos' . . Top MultiQuote Reply --> #8 " __Kratos__"-Snow- Group: Member Posts: 24,936 Joined: 13-October 04 Gender:Male Location:Inside the moon As darkness falls, night unfolds ebony wings to wrap the world in it's dark embrace. Group: Member Posts: 24,936 Joined: 13-October 04 Gender:Male Location:Inside the moon As darkness falls, night unfolds ebony wings to wrap the world in it's dark embrace. Group: Member Posts: 24,936 Joined: 13-October 04 Gender:Male Location:Inside the moon As darkness falls, night unfolds ebony wings to wrap the world in it's dark embrace. --> Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:50 PM I think it is more sad then funny. Lawsuits from idiot lawyers are just out of control in the USA. It's like we're no longer becoming a nation of common sense but a nation of half grabbed a-- whining babies that can't even lift their arm in fear of gravity breaking it because there's no damn warning label in the air. Why So Many Ridiculous Warning Labels? Lawsuits are out of control in the U.S., so lots of companies place ridiculous warning labels on their products, just to protect themselves.A group called Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch tracks these labels and posts them on its website. For example:A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding.”A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use.”A household iron cautions: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn.”A flushable toilet brush says: “Do not use for personal hygiene.” And a carpenter’s electric drill warns: “This product is not intended for use as a dental drill.”Now, let me close with this warning: This commentary is not intended to defame any of those bloodsucking trial lawyers.For more SoundBytes go to ipi.org.----------------------------------------------------------------------------Honestly, is that what our founding fathers expected America to be? Get some bloody common sense. Be good for goodness' sake. (click image) Top MultiQuote Reply --> #9 " Katkandoo_kw"Apparition Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. --> Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:08 PM **thinks** maybe they should put labels on really tall trees... :Do not climb unless able to climb down or have a ladderI got stuck in a tree once...lol please check this out ADHD--no longer just "LOOK A KITTY!" Top MultiQuote Reply --> #10 " ex infernis"Best post ever ==========> Group: Member Posts: 1,524 Joined: 27-November 05 Gender:Male Location:Here 31797165203D652121 Group: Member Posts: 1,524 Joined: 27-November 05 Gender:Male Location:Here 31797165203D652121 Group: Member Posts: 1,524 Joined: 27-November 05 Gender:Male Location:Here 31797165203D652121 --> Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:34 PM This reminds me of sleep aid ads: Side-effects may include drowsiness Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Top MultiQuote Reply --> #11 " Abecrombie"I kid ,... Hey Vincent Price smoke a cigar ! Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Group: Member Posts: 2,384 Joined: 01-October 05 Gender:Female Location:Planet Maiden " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " --> Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:42 PM im laughing hard at these posts,..isnt it amazing how many there are . and it just goes to show you that some people read them . my cell phone has in its owners manual for the contents in package and then the secondis a direction dos or donts..?any how i was reading it and it said,... " DO NOT PUT CELL PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE " WHEW IM so glad i read that cause i was going to serve mine up with some farver beans .....Abecrombie[attachmentid=26225] Attached File(s) "ipart_animals_dogs_009.gif (6.22K) Number of downloads: 6 Zombiedog Top MultiQuote Reply --> #12 " laffy_taffy_2012"Alien Embryo Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: 06-June 06 "Silent, Sweet, Killer." Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: 06-June 06 "Silent, Sweet, Killer." Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: 06-June 06 "Silent, Sweet, Killer." --> " Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:48 PM Quote im laughing hard at these posts,..isnt it amazing how many there are . and it just goes to show you that some people read them . my cell phone has in its owners manual for the contents in package and then the secondis a direction dos or donts..?any how i was reading it and it said,... " DO NOT PUT CELL PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE " WHEW IM so glad i read that cause i was going to serve mine up with some farver beans .....Abecrombie[attachmentid=26225] ive got one. i was doing something and heard a lady advertizing a allergie medication. she said it will help but it ma cause drrowsiness sneezing itcing coughing aching and all of the allergie stuff like that and then it said swelling of the extremities and possibly death. then she said "You shuold really try it. it works!" and she sneezed.[size=4] Top MultiQuote Reply --> #13 " Katkandoo_kw"Apparition Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: 12-March 05 Gender:Female Location:at home on the computer Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. --> Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:08 AM Quote ive got one. i was doing something and heard a lady advertizing a allergie medication. she said it will help but it ma cause drrowsiness sneezing itcing coughing aching and all of the allergie stuff like that and then it said swelling of the extremities and possibly death. then she said "You shuold really try it. it works!" and she sneezed.[size=4] I can't believe they would do that! wow people are stupid!! (especially manufacturers!) please check this out ADHD--no longer just "LOOK A KITTY!" Top MultiQuote Reply --> #14 " 2PAC4LIFE"Majestic 12 Operative Group: Member Posts: 6,418 Joined: 16-May 04 Gender:Male Location:Barstow, C.A. Life's Like A Book, But I'm Just Skimming Through The Pages... Group: Member Posts: 6,418 Joined: 16-May 04 Gender:Male Location:Barstow, C.A. Life's Like A Book, But I'm Just Skimming Through The Pages... Group: Member Posts: 6,418 Joined: 16-May 04 Gender:Male Location:Barstow, C.A. Life's Like A Book, But I'm Just Skimming Through The Pages... --> Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:26 AM I never been one to take much pills..... or medicines for that half. Last login was 7/28/08 I'm Back 5/16/09... Top MultiQuote Reply --> #15 " _Nyx_"-¤-^]§ðñð Ìl Ö§¢µrï†ê[^-¤- Group: Member Posts: 10,281 Joined: 30-March 05 Gender:Female Location:åmídš† †hè dã®k駆 šhàdôw§ †hêrê årê ñð ßê嵆l §µr£å¢ê§ wï†hðµ† å †êrrïßlê Ðêþ†h Group: Member Posts: 10,281 Joined: 30-March 05 Gender:Female Location:åmídš† †hè dã®k駆 šhàdôw§ †hêrê årê ñð ßê嵆l §µr£å¢ê§ wï†hðµ† å †êrrïßlê Ðêþ†h Group: Member Posts: 10,281 Joined: 30-March 05 Gender:Female Location:åmídš† †hè dã®k駆 šhàdôw§ †hêrê årê ñð ßê嵆l §µr£å¢ê§ wï†hðµ† å †êrrïßlê Ðêþ†h --> Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:34 AM Looking at all the possible side effects listed on the array of bottles here in front of me, I think I'd rather suffer some discomfort for a little while.... §å¥ whå† ¥ðµ mêåñ åñÐ mêåñ whå† ¥ðµ §å¥ Top MultiQuote Reply --> Search Topic Forum Home Unexplained Mysteries "-- Ancient Mysteries & Alternative History "-- Cryptozoology, Myths and Legends "-- Extraterrestrial Life & The UFO Phenomenon "-- Ghosts, Hauntings & The Paranormal "-- Metaphysics, Psychology & Psychic Phenomena "---- Dreams & Consciousness "---- Philosophy & Psychology "---- Psychic Abilities "---- Psychic Readings "-- Modern Mysteries, New Age and 2012 "-- Paranormal Books, TV & Media "-- Sightings, Reports & Experiences "-- Spirituality, Religion and Beliefs "-- Spirituality vs Skepticism "-- Urban Legends Science "-- Natural World "-- Palaeontology, Archaeology & History "-- Science & Technology "-- Space and Astronomy News & Media "-- Main Front Page News "-- Featured Videos & Multimedia "-- Conspiracies & Secret Societies "-- True Crime "-- World Events & Current Affairs "---- World Politics "---- US Politics "-- Weird, Bizarre & Offbeat News Other "-- General Off-Topic Discussion "---- Jokes & Humour "---- Hobbies & Interests "---- Community "-- Computers, Gaming & The Internet "---- Computing Help and Support "---- PC and Video Gaming "-- Writer's and Artist's Hangout "-- Movies, Music, Books & Television Shows "-- Tournaments and Events "-- Web Site & Forum News, Updates & Support Archive "-- Forum Archives "---- Official UM Awards 2004 "---- Debates Season Two "---- Chess Tournament Season Two "---- Debates Tournament 2006 "---- Chess Tournament Season 3 "---- Official UM Awards 2005 "---- Chess Tournament 2005 "---- Debates Season One "---- Formal Debates 2009 Previous Topic Weird, Bizarre & Offbeat News Next Topic 3 Pages 1 2 3 > You cannot reply to this topic You cannot start a new topic 1 User(s) are reading this topic 0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users Skin and Language Theme: IP.Board Lo-Fi UM IPB 3.0 Language: English (USA) Execution Stats Time Now: Jan 01 2010 10:15 PM Back to top Forum Home Delete My Cookies Mark Board As Read Powered By IP.Board 2010 "PS, Inc. 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