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Full forum rules and guidelines can be found - Here. * 3 Pages + * 1 * 2 * 3 * > * You cannot reply to this topic * You cannot start a new topic ladies look at your pamprin bottle and read this is no lie ,...my bottle says this Rate Topic: - - - - - #1 User is offline Abecrombie * * I kid ,... Hey Vincent Price smoke a cigar ! * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 2,383 * Joined: 01-October 05 * Gender:Female * Location:Planet Maiden * " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Post icon Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:28 PM mind you i live in california usa and it might be different if perhaps from manafacterer in other countries. directions,: adults 12-older take one or two caplets to reduce the sysmtems of bloating cramps due to menstral cycle, do not take if you have an overactive prostate. consult physician if these symtoms continue for two weeks or more. keep out of reach of children, passifier.gif did you catch the part with the overactive prostate.? cool.gif blink.gif wtf w00t.gif this is true ,..when i can find the bottle i will take a picture and try to post it ,..i basicaly emembered the directions off the top of my head due to complete shock . in fact someone actualy wrote this . w00t.gif Abecrombie blush.gif no frillen lie no.gif Posted Image Zombiedog * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #2 User is offline coldethyl * * ~*Public Animal #9*~ * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 12,937 * Joined: 22-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:the lotus flower * cH-You can't ignore my technocH- Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:45 PM I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there..... ohmy.gif Posted Image MySpace Facebook WWWWD? * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #3 User is offline Melly * * Astral Projection * Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 629 * Joined: 15-March 06 * Gender:Female * Location:Ontario, Canada * "Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person." - Captain America Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:20 PM That's funny! I just looked at my medicine cabinet. I noticed the children's gravol I have for my 4 year old son: may cause drowsiness, avoid operating a motor vehicle. Avoid alcohol. I never let my son drive when he's sick anyhow. wink2.gif Posted Image * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #4 User is offline MadEyePixie * * Beware the Eye * Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 1,174 * Joined: 22-December 04 * Gender:Female * Location:The Boonies, Ohio * "That's one nice thing about carousels, they always play the same songs." -Holden Caulfield Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:41 PM Reminds me of the time my best friend was job shadowing at a pharmacy. They had her type out a warning label for some guy's medication and she typed on it, "Do not take if you are breast-feeding." laugh.gif "Don't call me señor! I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor." -Graham Chapman Posted Image "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Michael Palin Proud Member of The SPAM Club * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #5 User is offline coldethyl * * ~*Public Animal #9*~ * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 12,937 * Joined: 22-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:the lotus flower * cH-You can't ignore my technocH- Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:33 AM Quote Reminds me of the time my best friend was job shadowing at a pharmacy. They had her type out a warning label for some guy's medication and she typed on it, "Do not take if you are breast-feeding." laugh.gif grin2.gif Weird! And slightly disturbing.... mellow.gif Posted Image MySpace Facebook WWWWD? * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #6 User is offline SAMURAI-X * * Extraterrestrial Entity * Pip Pip Pip * Group: Member * Posts: 412 * Joined: 27-March 06 * Location:Fuedal Japan * "I am the wisest man alive,for I know one thing,and that is I know nothing"-Socrates Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:59 AM Quote I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there..... ohmy.gif laugh.gif , good one, funniest thing i've heard all day The Battousai Posted Image "When you're strange, Faces come out of the rain, When you're strange, No one remembers you're name, When you're strange, When you're strange, When you're strange" The Doors Posted Image Thanks to Mr. Fahrenheit for the avatar animation and tiddlyjen for the sig * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #7 User is offline nativechick1989 * * Forum Divinity * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 19,863 * Joined: 08-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:~Sylvanic~ * M8 M2 FaLaLaLaLa M8 M2 Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:23 PM grin2.gif . . . coldethyl. ~~~~~~~~ Product directions . . amazing what those are thinking when applying the 'how tos' . . mellow.gif * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #8 User is offline __Kratos__ * * -Snow- * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 24,887 * Joined: 13-October 04 * Gender:Male * Location:Inside the moon * As darkness falls, night unfolds ebony wings to wrap the world in it's dark embrace. Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:50 PM I think it is more sad then funny. hmm.gif Lawsuits from idiot lawyers are just out of control in the USA. It's like we're no longer becoming a nation of common sense but a nation of half grabbed a-- whining babies that can't even lift their arm in fear of gravity breaking it because there's no damn warning label in the air. rolleyes.gif Why So Many Ridiculous Warning Labels? Lawsuits are out of control in the U.S., so lots of companies place ridiculous warning labels on their products, just to protect themselves. A group called Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch tracks these labels and posts them on its website. For example: A label on a baby stroller warns: Remove child before folding. A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: Not intended for highway use. A household iron cautions: Never iron clothes while they are being worn. A flushable toilet brush says: Do not use for personal hygiene. And a carpenters electric drill warns: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill. Now, let me close with this warning: This commentary is not intended to defame any of those bloodsucking trial lawyers. For more SoundBytes go to ipi.org. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Honestly, is that what our founding fathers expected America to be? Get some bloody common sense. thumbsup.gif Posted Image Be good for goodness' sake. (click image) * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #9 User is offline Katkandoo_kw * * Apparition * Pip Pip * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 350 * Joined: 12-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:at home on the computer * Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:08 PM **thinks** maybe they should put labels on really tall trees... : Do not climb unless able to climb down or have a ladder I got stuck in a tree once...lol please check this out ADHD--no longer just "LOOK A KITTY!" * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #10 User is offline ex infernis * * Best post ever ==========> * Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip Pip * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 1,524 * Joined: 27-November 05 * Gender:Male * Location:Here * 31797165203D652121 Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:34 PM This reminds me of sleep aid ads: Side-effects may include drowsiness tongue.gif Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #11 User is offline Abecrombie * * I kid ,... Hey Vincent Price smoke a cigar ! * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 2,383 * Joined: 01-October 05 * Gender:Female * Location:Planet Maiden * " Barky Von Snauzer ! ,..Barky Von Snauzer ! Barky Von ....For ..Me ..To ..PooP ..On ! " Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:42 PM im laughing hard at these posts,..isnt it amazing how many there are . and it just goes to show you that some people read them . my cell phone has in its owners manual for the contents in package and then the second is a direction dos or donts..? any how i was reading it and it said,... " DO NOT PUT CELL PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE " happy.gif WHEW sad.gif IM so glad i read that cause i was going to serve mine up with some farver beans ..... 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Abecrombie [attachmentid=26225] ive got one. i was doing something and heard a lady advertizing a allergie medication. she said it will help but it ma cause drrowsiness sneezing itcing coughing aching and all of the allergie stuff like that and then it said swelling of the extremities and possibly death. then she said "You shuold really try it. it works!" and she sneezed.[size=4] yes.gif grin2.gif ohmy.gif hmm.gif disgust.gif * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #13 User is offline Katkandoo_kw * * Apparition * Pip Pip * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 350 * Joined: 12-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:at home on the computer * Don't let the fear keep you, from doing what you were meant to do. Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:08 AM Quote ive got one. i was doing something and heard a lady advertizing a allergie medication. she said it will help but it ma cause drrowsiness sneezing itcing coughing aching and all of the allergie stuff like that and then it said swelling of the extremities and possibly death. then she said "You shuold really try it. it works!" and she sneezed.[size=4] yes.gif grin2.gif ohmy.gif hmm.gif disgust.gif I can't believe they would do that! wow people are stupid!! (especially manufacturers!) please check this out ADHD--no longer just "LOOK A KITTY!" * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #14 User is offline 2PAC4LIFE * * Majestic 12 Operative * Icon * View blog * Group: Member * Posts: 6,418 * Joined: 16-May 04 * Gender:Male * Location:Barstow, C.A. * Life's Like A Book, But I'm Just Skimming Through The Pages... Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:26 AM I never been one to take much pills..... or medicines for that half. Last login was 7/28/08 I'm Back 5/16/09... * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ #15 User is offline _Nyx_ * * -¤-^]§ðñð Ìl Ö§¢µrïê[^-¤- * Icon * Group: Member * Posts: 10,268 * Joined: 30-March 05 * Gender:Female * Location:åmíd hè dã®ké§ hàdôw§ * hêrê årê ñð ßêåµï£µl §µr£å¢ê§ wïhðµ å êrrïßlê Ðêþh Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:34 AM Looking at all the possible side effects listed on the array of bottles here in front of me, I think I'd rather suffer some discomfort for a little while.... ph34r.gif Posted Image §å¥ whå ¥ðµ mêåñ åñÐ mêåñ whå ¥ðµ §å¥ * [toparrow.gif] Top * Reply Icon MultiQuote * Reply Icon Reply _________________________________________________________________ Search Topic ____________________ Go [ |-- Weird, Bizarre & Offbeat News..............] Go * <- Previous Topic * Weird, Bizarre & Offbeat News * Next Topic -> * 3 Pages + * 1 * 2 * 3 * > * You cannot reply to this topic * You cannot start a new topic _________________________________________________________________ 1 User(s) are reading this topic 0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users Skin and Language Theme: [UM IPB 3.0....] Go Language: [English (USA)] Go Execution Stats * Time Now: Dec 02 2009 03:11 PM * Back to top * Forum Home * Delete My Cookies * Mark Board As Read Powered By IP.Board © 2009 IPS, Inc. 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